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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-03 01:40:25
February 03 2009 01:18 GMT
#121
BUMP


Torture:

A) Be disembowled and kept alive with blood transfusions as long as possible. No pain killers or anesthesia.

B) Have a machine slowly push dull spoons into you at various non vital places all over your body very slowly until you die (like .5 cm every minute). Blood transfusions yes, No pain killers or anesthesia.

C) no death option, if you do not decide in 5 minutes both tortures will be applied simultaneously.

[image loading]

Poll: Would you rather?
(Vote): disembowled
(Vote): spooned

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
February 03 2009 01:28 GMT
#122
hahaha i just looked at the options before i read the details and i was confused by the "spooning" one.

i guess the spoons...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Whyzguy
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada263 Posts
February 03 2009 01:30 GMT
#123
o.O did you come up with this? is yes, how? if no, where did you find this?

In any case, I'd choose the one you choose cuz I have no idea which would be better =\
"He who throws dirt, is losing ground." - Fortune Cookie [May 2011]
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-03 01:34:48
February 03 2009 01:34 GMT
#124
yea I just thought of some torture ones. I really have no clue which one to pick. I would pick the one that would kill me the fastest or whichever one would be less painful.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
BooBoogers
Profile Joined March 2007
United States229 Posts
February 03 2009 01:37 GMT
#125
Would you rather.....

A)Fall into a deep porta-potty hole and eventually drown to death.

B)Be grated to death with a massive Cheese grater.

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Poll: Would you rather....
(Vote): Drown in a porta-potty
(Vote): Grated to death

Hmmm.....??
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 03 2009 01:39 GMT
#126
drowning totally sucks.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Djabanete
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States2786 Posts
February 03 2009 02:06 GMT
#127
On February 03 2009 10:39 CharlieMurphy wrote:
drowning totally sucks.


Really? I think I'd rather drown than get grated away gradually.

These are all very grim:

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Poll: Would you rather have:
(Vote): Wings instead of arms
(Vote): Flippers instead of feet; and gills

May the BeSt man win.
Smokin_Squirrel
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Korea (South)674 Posts
February 03 2009 02:18 GMT
#128
[image loading]

Poll: Which torture?
(Vote): Having to watch your own genitals get slowly mutilated by a sadistic killer
(Vote): Sharp metal poles are pushed into non-vital parts in your body every few minutes
(Vote): Barbwire slowly tightens around your face until death

Running is the essence of battle
Djabanete
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States2786 Posts
February 03 2009 02:20 GMT
#129
[image loading]

Poll: Which torture?
(Vote): You can only watch Rock VODs from now on.
(Vote): You can only watch BackHo VODs from now on.

May the BeSt man win.
imperfect
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada1652 Posts
February 03 2009 02:29 GMT
#130
hahaha it's funny because all the previous polls have to do wit torture

and suddenly you get rock or backho

hahahaha

ps i voted rock, just for the celebrations.
blind bisu free and anytime fanboy.
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
February 03 2009 02:30 GMT
#131
lmao funny thread. me and my coworkers are constantly doing this when were shit-bored. Recently we were fucking stumped on one though, no one knew wat to choose. Here it is, disgusting but fuck it.

[image loading]

Poll: What would you choose?
(Vote): Suck a guy up, and try your hardest to do a GREAT job of it, and get a billion dollars.
(Vote): Take it up the ass, but u get to just lay there and not do shit, but u only walk away with 2 million


No death option.
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
February 03 2009 02:33 GMT
#132
On February 03 2009 11:20 Djabanete wrote:
[image loading]

Poll: Which torture?
(Vote): You can only watch Rock VODs from now on.
(Vote): You can only watch BackHo VODs from now on.


C: You can only watch BackHo vs Rock VODS from now on
Entusman #12
lgd-haze
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden547 Posts
February 03 2009 02:37 GMT
#133
A) Visit gosugamers.net forums on daily basis and never ever get to browse TL

or

B) You can visit TL forums but whenever you post something (Which you have to do, at least a few threads a day) you post really stupid things and everyone will insta-hate you. But you still have to continue posting stuff. Eventually you will get IP-banned and you will be totaly isolated from reading news, forums, etc.



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Poll: Which site?
(Vote): Gosugamers!
(Vote): Teamliquid, but retard posts+ban
(Vote): Death >_>
Flying Tushin!!
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27179 Posts
February 03 2009 02:40 GMT
#134
On February 03 2009 11:30 HeavenS wrote:
lmao funny thread. me and my coworkers are constantly doing this when were shit-bored. Recently we were fucking stumped on one though, no one knew wat to choose. Here it is, disgusting but fuck it.

[image loading]

Poll: What would you choose?
(Vote): Suck a guy up, and try your hardest to do a GREAT job of it, and get a billion dollars.
(Vote): Take it up the ass, but u get to just lay there and not do shit, but u only walk away with 2 million

No death option.


For a billion dollars, I would suck two dicks.
ModeratorGodfather
Pwert
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States59 Posts
February 03 2009 02:54 GMT
#135
Would you rather...

1) Play SC nonstop until you inevitably die of starvation about 40 days later. This means no sleep, no food, and no other human interaction except for "gg" where you then immediately start a new game. This also means that you have an endless supply of water so you don't die prematurely of thirst.

2) Lose all of your skill in SC and be unable to ever play it again (this means SC2 too!). This means you don't forget about it, you just can never play it again because of some invisible force. This means that you can't watch pro gamers either.

3) Death

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Poll: Would you rather...
(Vote): 1) Play SC until death.
(Vote): 2) Lose skill and never play SC again.
(Vote): 3) DEATH
hehehe...
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 03 2009 03:11 GMT
#136
On February 03 2009 11:40 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 03 2009 11:30 HeavenS wrote:
lmao funny thread. me and my coworkers are constantly doing this when were shit-bored. Recently we were fucking stumped on one though, no one knew wat to choose. Here it is, disgusting but fuck it.

[image loading]

Poll: What would you choose?
(Vote): Suck a guy up, and try your hardest to do a GREAT job of it, and get a billion dollars.
(Vote): Take it up the ass, but u get to just lay there and not do shit, but u only walk away with 2 million

No death option.


For a billion dollars, I would suck two dicks.

rofl qft
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
February 03 2009 03:22 GMT
#137
whu would you rather die than play starcraft for 40 days and die? oh my god i can't think of a more manly way to go down... i might just do this out of free will.
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
February 03 2009 03:47 GMT
#138
i would do the blow job 100% man.

although i've never given a blowjob, i'm certain that i give the BEST blowjobs EVER. i mean seriously, what guy would honestly give a bad blowjob.
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
February 03 2009 03:49 GMT
#139
^^^^^^^
What guy would honestally THINK of that sick shit
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
February 03 2009 04:02 GMT
#140
On February 03 2009 12:47 Day[9] wrote:
i would do the blow job 100% man.

although i've never given a blowjob, i'm certain that i give the BEST blowjobs EVER. i mean seriously, what guy would honestly give a bad blowjob.


its true, its like how lesbians are really good at doing what they do, cuz they have the same parts and know what feels good lol
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