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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
Torture: A) Be disembowled and kept alive with blood transfusions as long as possible. No pain killers or anesthesia. B) Have a machine slowly push dull spoons into you at various non vital places all over your body very slowly until you die (like .5 cm every minute). Blood transfusions yes, No pain killers or anesthesia. C) no death option, if you do not decide in 5 minutes both tortures will be applied simultaneously. Poll: Would you rather? (Vote): disembowled (Vote): spooned | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
i guess the spoons... | ||
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Whyzguy
Canada263 Posts
In any case, I'd choose the one you choose cuz I have no idea which would be better =\ | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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BooBoogers
United States229 Posts
A)Fall into a deep porta-potty hole and eventually drown to death. B)Be grated to death with a massive Cheese grater. Poll: Would you rather.... (Vote): Drown in a porta-potty (Vote): Grated to death | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Djabanete
United States2786 Posts
On February 03 2009 10:39 CharlieMurphy wrote: drowning totally sucks. Really? I think I'd rather drown than get grated away gradually. These are all very grim: Poll: Would you rather have: (Vote): Wings instead of arms (Vote): Flippers instead of feet; and gills | ||
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Smokin_Squirrel
Korea (South)674 Posts
Poll: Which torture? (Vote): Having to watch your own genitals get slowly mutilated by a sadistic killer (Vote): Sharp metal poles are pushed into non-vital parts in your body every few minutes (Vote): Barbwire slowly tightens around your face until death | ||
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Djabanete
United States2786 Posts
Poll: Which torture? (Vote): You can only watch Rock VODs from now on. (Vote): You can only watch BackHo VODs from now on. | ||
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imperfect
Canada1652 Posts
and suddenly you get rock or backho hahahaha ps i voted rock, just for the celebrations. | ||
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HeavenS
Colombia2259 Posts
Poll: What would you choose? (Vote): Suck a guy up, and try your hardest to do a GREAT job of it, and get a billion dollars. (Vote): Take it up the ass, but u get to just lay there and not do shit, but u only walk away with 2 million No death option. | ||
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littlechava
United States7221 Posts
On February 03 2009 11:20 Djabanete wrote: Poll: Which torture? (Vote): You can only watch Rock VODs from now on. (Vote): You can only watch BackHo VODs from now on. C: You can only watch BackHo vs Rock VODS from now on | ||
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lgd-haze
Sweden547 Posts
or B) You can visit TL forums but whenever you post something (Which you have to do, at least a few threads a day) you post really stupid things and everyone will insta-hate you. But you still have to continue posting stuff. Eventually you will get IP-banned and you will be totaly isolated from reading news, forums, etc. Poll: Which site? (Vote): Gosugamers! (Vote): Teamliquid, but retard posts+ban (Vote): Death >_> | ||
Manifesto7
Osaka27173 Posts
On February 03 2009 11:30 HeavenS wrote: lmao funny thread. me and my coworkers are constantly doing this when were shit-bored. Recently we were fucking stumped on one though, no one knew wat to choose. Here it is, disgusting but fuck it. Poll: What would you choose? (Vote): Suck a guy up, and try your hardest to do a GREAT job of it, and get a billion dollars. (Vote): Take it up the ass, but u get to just lay there and not do shit, but u only walk away with 2 million No death option. For a billion dollars, I would suck two dicks. | ||
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Pwert
United States59 Posts
1) Play SC nonstop until you inevitably die of starvation about 40 days later. This means no sleep, no food, and no other human interaction except for "gg" where you then immediately start a new game. This also means that you have an endless supply of water so you don't die prematurely of thirst. 2) Lose all of your skill in SC and be unable to ever play it again (this means SC2 too!). This means you don't forget about it, you just can never play it again because of some invisible force. This means that you can't watch pro gamers either. 3) Death Poll: Would you rather... (Vote): 1) Play SC until death. (Vote): 2) Lose skill and never play SC again. (Vote): 3) DEATH | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On February 03 2009 11:40 Manifesto7 wrote: For a billion dollars, I would suck two dicks. rofl qft | ||
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nttea
Sweden4353 Posts
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Day[9]
United States7366 Posts
although i've never given a blowjob, i'm certain that i give the BEST blowjobs EVER. i mean seriously, what guy would honestly give a bad blowjob. | ||
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Folca
2235 Posts
What guy would honestally THINK of that sick shit | ||
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DanceCommander
United States1808 Posts
On February 03 2009 12:47 Day[9] wrote: i would do the blow job 100% man. although i've never given a blowjob, i'm certain that i give the BEST blowjobs EVER. i mean seriously, what guy would honestly give a bad blowjob. its true, its like how lesbians are really good at doing what they do, cuz they have the same parts and know what feels good lol | ||
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