EPTWhats worse? - Page 4
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Folca
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Deleted User 3420
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I also generally piss like a woman. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:54 Manifesto7 wrote: Gonna snuff Pops. He is genetically outdated anyways compared to his son. Panties, cause im wearing them anyways. Xmas dinner with Dan the man. The kitty is dead. I mean I might drink a cup but a gallon is A LOT of fucking piss. Take the bullet for Bush. Im not getting HIV for that skinny little tramp. Besides, average looking girls let you do freaky shit because they want to keep you happy. Alba known she doesnt have to feltch cause she can get anyone. Cum or puss? wtf that one is stupid. Try harder. ============================================== Here is mine. You finish school and want to make it as a writer of philosophy and social commentary. Your life can unfold two ways: A) You become an amazingly successful writer, acheiving great commercial success. Your life is obviously luxurious, and future generations of your family will live comfotably thanks to your efforts. However, after your death, a group of extremists interpret your writings as gospel, and use them as justification for a deadly global terrorism campaign which kills millions and de-stabilizes the world. B) You live your life in abject poverty, working menial jobs and writing a night. Nothing you create seems to gain popularity, and your friends and family are frustrated that you continue in a fruitless endevour. You die from malnutrition and a host of substance abuse issues. After your death your possessions are abandoned as your family doesnt care enough to collect them. Someone sees your works in a new light, and publishes them in a philisophical volume that affects the world. Eventually they are incorporated the constitutions of many leading countries and changes the course of history. B. Substance abuse + not having people jihading for me. would you rather.. A) Have one POS computer that can only play starcraft B) Have the best computer available that is constantly updated and plays the top of the line games...but no starcraft. Ever. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:54 Manifesto7 wrote: Dude that one is easy. B no question. | ||
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rsvp
United States2266 Posts
A) why would i care what happens after my death? | ||
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brian
United States9639 Posts
i already have a POS that can play SC only its not fulfilling  | ||
NeoIllusions
United States37500 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:59 Hawk wrote: B. Substance abuse + not having people jihading for me. would you rather.. A) Have one POS computer that can only play starcraft B) Have the best computer available that is constantly updated and plays the top of the line games...but no starcraft. Ever. Manifesto7's: B Hawk's: A, because that's pretty much what I'm using atm, lawl. 2001 PII Dell laptop sup. | ||
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teh leet newb
United States1999 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:59 Hawk wrote: A) Have one POS computer that can only play starcraft B) Have the best computer available that is constantly updated and plays the top of the line games...but no starcraft. Ever. Definitely B. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
attempt suicide by jumping off a building with 60% chance to survive and live the rest of your life like a vegetable. OR attempt suicide by burning yourself with 100% chance to die. Poll: Suicide (Vote): Building (Vote): Fire THERE IS NO DEATH (c) OPTION FOR THIS ONE. A or B only. If you can't decide in 3 minutes you are lit on fire and pushed off a building. | ||
KizZBG
u gotta skate8152 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:31 CharlieMurphy wrote: Would You Rather.. Swallow Cum OR Eat Pus (No puking afterwords) Poll: Would you Rather? (Vote): Cum (Vote): Pus (Vote): Death Of it was my own cum yeah. But if not I'm going for pus. ugh I don't know actually. after watching that video, diffinately cum!  | ||
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ROOTheognis
United States4482 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:51 GongKyuckTerran wrote: Smash your shit into your shower drain with your foot. Would You Rather.. cut your mom both tits with chain saw or your father put you 30cm long stick in da ass few minutes every day for rest of your life Poll: Which? T.T (Vote): cut your mom both tits with chain saw (Vote): 30cm long stick in da ass (Vote): death ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL i died when iread "cut your mom both tits with chainsaw or 30cm long stick in da ass" HOLY FUCK... this shit is just ridiculous.... all about cum and puss now.. people have no imagination LOL | ||
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alpskomleko
Slovenia950 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:51 GongKyuckTerran wrote: cut..mom..tits.. dad... 30 cm cock..ass.. I have come to the conclusion that GongKyuckTerran's son reads TL.net. Think about it. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
Eat out a girl who is menstruating and bleeding. OR Spill hot coffee all over yourself. Poll: Which (Vote): Earn Your Redwings (Vote): Spill Hot Coffee (Vote): Death ? Redwings | ||
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
Hawk: B | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
OR Lose all your starcraft skills/forget it ever exists Poll: Eat or Skills? (Vote): Dont eat for a week (Vote): Lose all starcraft skills/forget it exists (Vote): DEATH | ||
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decafchicken
United States20154 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:54 Manifesto7 wrote: ============================================== Here is mine. You finish school and want to make it as a writer of philosophy and social commentary. Your life can unfold two ways: A) You become an amazingly successful writer, acheiving great commercial success. Your life is obviously luxurious, and future generations of your family will live comfotably thanks to your efforts. However, after your death, a group of extremists interpret your writings as gospel, and use them as justification for a deadly global terrorism campaign which kills millions and de-stabilizes the world. B) You live your life in abject poverty, working menial jobs and writing a night. Nothing you create seems to gain popularity, and your friends and family are frustrated that you continue in a fruitless endevour. You die from malnutrition and a host of substance abuse issues. After your death your possessions are abandoned as your family doesnt care enough to collect them. Someone sees your works in a new light, and publishes them in a philisophical volume that affects the world. Eventually they are incorporated the constitutions of many leading countries and changes the course of history. Is it a "world-peace" change in history or a "hitler-of-the-future-succeeds" change? | ||
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GongKyuckTerran
Croatia1096 Posts
On May 29 2007 18:17 alpskomleko wrote: I have come to the conclusion that GongKyuckTerran's son reads TL.net. Think about it. maybe  | ||
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KH1031
United States862 Posts
If knowing what I write under option B is benign and affluent, I would not hesitate to choose option B. Likewise, if I don't even believe if my own writings, I might as well to do something that can feed myself. Nonetheless, considering the options in choice A, there is nothing wrong with writing to achieve commercial success. Even later when people use your work as a justification of malevolent intents, it is still based on their interpretation. So, from a omniscient point of view, I believe that option B would be the more logical choice in the long run. But if I am that person in this life, I would undoubtedly choose option A. | ||
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
But why not just kill you and be done? Well, naturally the mad man wants to fuck with you. He'll give you the key if you rape your mom death. You can't smash her head her head, strangle her, or do anything like that. You have to kill her by brutally raping her through her anus or vagina. Naturally, it's going to take a while, so the killer kindly offers to provide you with some viagra. So, do you kill the man and let you and your family die, or rape your mom to death. | ||
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