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Ok here is the Idea I post 2 ultimatums and if you do not choose one or the other you die. Start off with "Whats worse.." or "Would you rather.."
So choose one (explain why if you want) then post another 2 choices for the next person.
Example: You are stranded in the desert both your parents are alive, you will all die if you don't eat. So who do you kill and eat, Mom or Dad?
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I'll start the thread:
You are forced to run down the main street in your town (the one with the most foot traffic) or through a mall.
What would you rather wear:
Socks (on your feet)
OR
Girl's Panties
Poll: Run naked with
(Vote): Socks
(Vote): Panties
(Vote): Death
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do you mean you're running down the street naked with just this: socks/panties
or am i generally clothed otherwise.
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1. I will kill my dad becaues I love my mother more.
2. Neither.
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Easy choice, panties over socks. If you're going to embarass yourself public, might as well go all the way. The only thing worse than making an ass out of yourself in public is making an ass out of yourself in public without making an impression. Plus, socks are so 90's, how many times have you seen people streaking in socks? Panties? Exactly.
Here's the next choice. It's christmas, and on your way back home, you pass by Rekrul's house. His mom invites you in for dinner because she thinks Rekrul likes you. Just before you turn to run a lolcat wearing a lemon helmet steps in and blocks your exit route.
Would you rather:
Get owned by a lolcat
-or-
Have christmas dinner with Rekrul
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
I'd definitely go with the socks. Give your feet some protection and girl's panties are just going to make you uncomfortable as hell. Gotta be proud and let it all hang loose.
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Have Xmas Dinner with Rek.
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Would you cut off your own penis for 1 billion dollars and die 3 days later.
OR
cut it off and live out the rest of your life normally?
Poll: Cut penis off
(Vote): -Penis/1$ Billion/Die 3 days
(Vote): Live life normally - Penis
(Vote): Death
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cxz4sho, that was actually amusing :o
EDIT (Answer + Situation): Wtf charlie, that's just wrong. Meh, I'd probably live my life the rest of the way. K, now situation:
Would you rather bang Jessica Alba ONCE and get HIV, or bang a mild looking girl 20 times? (You can't have sex otherwise, these are the only two options.)
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 29 2007 16:25 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Have Xmas Dinner with Rek.
Would you cut off your own penis for 1 billion dollars and die 3 days later.
OR
cut it off and live out the rest of your life normally?
Oh god don't do this please.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 29 2007 16:27 ilovezil wrote:
cxz4sho, that was actually amusing :o
EDIT (Answer): Wtf charlie, that's just wrong. Meh, I'd probably live my life the rest of the way. K, now situation:
Would you rather bang Jessica Alba and get HIV, or bang a mild looking girl 20 times? (You can't have sex otherwise, these are the only two options.)
Sex is totally overrated I'd rather jerk off every day for the rest of my life than bang Alba and get HIV.
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On May 29 2007 16:31 Rekrul wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2007 16:27 ilovezil wrote:
cxz4sho, that was actually amusing :o
EDIT (Answer): Wtf charlie, that's just wrong. Meh, I'd probably live my life the rest of the way. K, now situation:
Would you rather bang Jessica Alba and get HIV, or bang a mild looking girl 20 times? (You can't have sex otherwise, these are the only two options.) Sex is totally overrated I'd rather jerk off every day for the rest of my life than bang Alba and get HIV.
Boooo, no cheating 
You are forced to choose only one or the other, there are no other alternatives!
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 29 2007 16:31 ilovezil wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2007 16:31 Rekrul wrote:On May 29 2007 16:27 ilovezil wrote:
cxz4sho, that was actually amusing :o
EDIT (Answer): Wtf charlie, that's just wrong. Meh, I'd probably live my life the rest of the way. K, now situation:
Would you rather bang Jessica Alba and get HIV, or bang a mild looking girl 20 times? (You can't have sex otherwise, these are the only two options.) Sex is totally overrated I'd rather jerk off every day for the rest of my life than bang Alba and get HIV. Boooo, no cheating You are forced to choose only one or the other, there are no other alternatives!
Obviously fuck a mild looking girl 20 times, thats better than jerking off and I chose jerking off, not like I cheated.
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i gotta go with the panties
my penis is too small. im tired of people laughing at me
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As far as the Alba Scenario I wouldn't worry about it. HIV is just the virus, Its AIDS that is the untreatable one.
And Rek, Its either choose A or B, or C which is death. Those are the
only options.
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Would you rather eat mayonaise out of this guy's ass?
OR
Take a bullet for George Bush?
Poll: Would you rather?
(Vote): Eat Mayo Out his Ass
(Vote): Take a Bullet for Bush
(Vote): Death
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Charlie Murphy. HIV and AIDS are both uncurable. HIV is the virus that causes AIDS. AIDS is syndrome that describes the characteristics of someone infected with the HIV virus. No AIDS without HIV.
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On May 29 2007 17:01 cxz4sho wrote:
Charlie Murphy. HIV and AIDS are both uncurable. HIV is the virus that causes AIDS. AIDS is syndrome that describes the characteristics of someone infected with the HIV virus. No AIDS without HIV.
Well I mean you can keep your HIV in check like Magic Johnson or That Gay Biker. But if it turns into AIDS you're done.
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If you have HIV your life is gonna suck, whats with all this " its curable" bullshit. its only been incurable since it was invented by indians.
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no no magic johnson has AIDS. The only difference between magic johnson and dying kids in africa is that he's magic johnson and they're poor. HIV is AIDS, AIDS is HIV, no way to separate the two.
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Whatever I still choose alba. Now stop derailing the thread and answer the next.
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Sorry. That was just a pre-emptive flame before someone flames you with something stupid like "OMFG LAWL NOOB".
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:06 cxz4sho wrote:
no no magic johnson has AIDS. The only difference between magic johnson and dying kids in africa is that he's magic johnson and they're poor. HIV is AIDS, AIDS is HIV, no way to separate the two.
No, you are wrong.
But lets not derail this thread. Keep going!
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Shit Maybe we should make a poll for every scenario.
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Ok I'm wrong...HIV is manageable and AIDS isn't...please don't ban me rekrul
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On May 29 2007 17:12 cxz4sho wrote:
Ok I'm wrong...HIV is manageable and AIDS isn't...please don't ban me rekrul
At least you know how to use google and admit defeat.
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Nod. This is Rekrul's world, I'm just living in it. Who am I to trust "science" and "nomenclature".
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I'd rather take a bullet from George Bush to be honest... FUCK THE MAYO OUT OF ASSCRACK CENTRAL...
but only if i dont die from the bullet :D
Poll: Would you rather skin the kitten (below) with a spoon or drink a gallon of piss?
(Vote): KITTEN
(Vote): PISS!! FUCK YEAH!
(Vote):
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:15 cxz4sho wrote:
Nod. This is Rekrul's world, I'm just living in it. Who am I to trust "science" and "nomenclature".
I told u to stop. U aint living in it anymore.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
Omg Yoichibow that is rough. I would have to drink the piss though. It's not about how you'd feel during either act in this case, its about how you would feel afterwards.
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umm drink piss or skin a rodent. HARD DECISION. /not
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Damn, Not if the Kitty was still alive no. I'd drink the pee and puke it out after!
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yeah if that cat's alive, im drinking the piss.
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United States24676 Posts
How could you drink a gallon of urine? Does it have to be in one sitting? Fat chance of that happening. The kitten is screwed.
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you guys have to recognize the difference between the human kingdom and the animal kingdom. if it comes down to me drinking piss or offing any animal in any manner, the animals getting it. :/
btw those that voted to drink piss have issues
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Would You Rather..
Swallow Cum
OR
Eat Pus
(No puking afterwords)
Poll: Would you Rather?
(Vote): Cum
(Vote): Pus
(Vote): Death
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It depends on what the urine smells like.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
As for the Mayo and Bush go....totally taking a bullet for Bush so long as I know I'm going to survive with no significant damage. Instant fame, power, everything.
Unless all the anti-bush people go ape-tilt on you. Hmm.
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I meant to choose eat mayo out the fat guys ass. So -1 for bush and +1 for fat guy. Almost as confusing as butterfly ballot. wow how many years ago did that happen (the more i read this post the more idiotic i feel so im just going to go ahead and press post.) (that last statement included under the unbrella of stupid) (and that one)
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wait, pus as in the green shit that comes out of infections and shit?'
if thats the case, cum.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:31 a-game wrote:
you guys have to recognize the difference between the human kingdom and the animal kingdom. if it comes down to me drinking piss or offing any animal in any manner, the animals getting it. :/
btw those that voted to drink piss have issues
Yeah but you can tell girls you drank piss to save the life of a darling kitten. Insta-blowjob.
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On May 29 2007 17:32 Rekrul wrote:
As for the Mayo and Bush go....totally taking a bullet for Bush so long as I know I'm going to survive with no significant damage. Instant fame, power, everything.
Unless all the anti-bush people go ape-tilt on you. Hmm.
Ah, Good point.
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On May 29 2007 17:32 Gene wrote:
wait, pus as in the green shit that comes out of infections and shit?
Green,yellow,white,bloody etc. Its nasty.
C'mon guys More hypothetical situations. Am I the only one here with an imagination?
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On May 29 2007 16:31 Rekrul wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2007 16:27 ilovezil wrote:
cxz4sho, that was actually amusing :o
EDIT (Answer): Wtf charlie, that's just wrong. Meh, I'd probably live my life the rest of the way. K, now situation:
Would you rather bang Jessica Alba and get HIV, or bang a mild looking girl 20 times? (You can't have sex otherwise, these are the only two options.) Sex is totally overrated I'd rather jerk off every day for the rest of my life than bang Alba and get HIV.
I'd get hiv and then bang Alba
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On May 29 2007 17:12 cxz4sho wrote:
Ok I'm wrong...HIV is manageable and AIDS isn't...please don't ban me rekrul
40,000 men and women everyday (redefine happiness)
Another 40,000 coming everyday (we can be like they are)
Come on baby (don't fear the reaper!)
Blue oyster cult kicks ass.
And um. I'd go with pus. I think my dick would go back into my stomach if I drank cum.
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On May 29 2007 17:33 Rekrul wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2007 17:31 a-game wrote:
you guys have to recognize the difference between the human kingdom and the animal kingdom. if it comes down to me drinking piss or offing any animal in any manner, the animals getting it. :/
btw those that voted to drink piss have issues Yeah but you can tell girls you drank piss to save the life of a darling kitten. Insta-blowjob.
Indeedy
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I watched the first 5 seconds of that.... you sir are a son of a bitch for posting that.
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On May 29 2007 17:38 Mindcrime wrote:
I watched the first 5 seconds of that.... you sir are a son of a bitch for posting that.
That is fucking beat!
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Would You Rather..
Smash your shit into your shower drain with your foot.
OR
Pee like a woman for the rest of your life.
Poll: Which?
(Vote): Smash shit into the drain
(Vote): Pee like a woman
(Vote): death
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why's that even a question? smash shit ez
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On May 29 2007 17:43 Gene wrote:
why's that even a question? smash shit ez
Its a toss up for me , They both equally suck. I just thought it would be funny cause some guy made a post about smashing shit into his shower drain a few years ago.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
Nothing wrong with sitting down to take pisses, especially when you're tall (greater splashsage-effect) and a guest at someone's place. Plus you can't miss in the dark.
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i never miss in the dark
you can clean up the shit
peeing like a girl blows
what if there's no bathroom around? doesnt anyone else enjoy being able to unzip and relieve yourself on the spot?
im also in the middle of nowhere frequently, as i'm building a house in vermont.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:48 Gene wrote:
i never miss in the dark
you can clean up the shit
peeing like a girl blows
what if there's no bathroom around? doesnt anyone else enjoy being able to unzip and releive yourself on the spot?
im also in the middle of nowhere frequently, as i'm building a house in vermont.
True, can't imagine myself squatting drunken in an alley.
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Smash your shit into your shower drain with your foot.
Would You Rather..
cut your mom both tits with chain saw
or
your father put you 30cm long stick in da ass few minutes every day for rest of your life
Poll: Which? T.T
(Vote): cut your mom both tits with chain saw
(Vote): 30cm long stick in da ass
(Vote): death
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that's just fucked up.
now you're wishing pain on other people.
my mother none the less.
that post should be nuked ;/
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dude, thats disgusting
ok, next one plz o.O
Poll: What would you rather do?
(Vote): Take a whizz all over your bathroom and start licking it
(Vote): Take a dump in your GF's house and bring her parents to forcibly eat it..
:edit: requested not to quote 
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yes i am fucked up,sorry 
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why the hell did you have to quote it?
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Osaka27148 Posts
Gonna snuff Pops. He is genetically outdated anyways compared to his son.
Panties, cause im wearing them anyways.
Xmas dinner with Dan the man.
The kitty is dead. I mean I might drink a cup but a gallon is A LOT of fucking piss.
Take the bullet for Bush.
Im not getting HIV for that skinny little tramp. Besides, average looking girls let you do freaky shit because they want to keep you happy. Alba known she doesnt have to feltch cause she can get anyone.
Cum or puss? wtf that one is stupid. Try harder.
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Here is mine. You finish school and want to make it as a writer of philosophy and social commentary. Your life can unfold two ways:
A) You become an amazingly successful writer, acheiving great commercial success. Your life is obviously luxurious, and future generations of your family will live comfotably thanks to your efforts. However, after your death, a group of extremists interpret your writings as gospel, and use them as justification for a deadly global terrorism campaign which kills millions and de-stabilizes the world.
B) You live your life in abject poverty, working menial jobs and writing a night. Nothing you create seems to gain popularity, and your friends and family are frustrated that you continue in a fruitless endevour. You die from malnutrition and a host of substance abuse issues. After your death your possessions are abandoned as your family doesnt care enough to collect them. Someone sees your works in a new light, and publishes them in a philisophical volume that affects the world. Eventually they are incorporated the constitutions of many leading countries and changes the course of history.
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B)
life sucks but i dont know it cause im a druggie
not to mention the world is a better place, not full of zealous murderers
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I've already smashed shit into a shower drain. multiple times
I also generally piss like a woman.
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On May 29 2007 17:54 Manifesto7 wrote:
Gonna snuff Pops. He is genetically outdated anyways compared to his son.
Panties, cause im wearing them anyways.
Xmas dinner with Dan the man.
The kitty is dead. I mean I might drink a cup but a gallon is A LOT of fucking piss.
Take the bullet for Bush.
Im not getting HIV for that skinny little tramp. Besides, average looking girls let you do freaky shit because they want to keep you happy. Alba known she doesnt have to feltch cause she can get anyone.
Cum or puss? wtf that one is stupid. Try harder.
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Here is mine. You finish school and want to make it as a writer of philosophy and social commentary. Your life can unfold two ways:
A) You become an amazingly successful writer, acheiving great commercial success. Your life is obviously luxurious, and future generations of your family will live comfotably thanks to your efforts. However, after your death, a group of extremists interpret your writings as gospel, and use them as justification for a deadly global terrorism campaign which kills millions and de-stabilizes the world.
B) You live your life in abject poverty, working menial jobs and writing a night. Nothing you create seems to gain popularity, and your friends and family are frustrated that you continue in a fruitless endevour. You die from malnutrition and a host of substance abuse issues. After your death your possessions are abandoned as your family doesnt care enough to collect them. Someone sees your works in a new light, and publishes them in a philisophical volume that affects the world. Eventually they are incorporated the constitutions of many leading countries and changes the course of history.
B. Substance abuse + not having people jihading for me.
would you rather..
A) Have one POS computer that can only play starcraft
B) Have the best computer available that is constantly updated and plays the top of the line games...but no starcraft. Ever.
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On May 29 2007 17:54 Manifesto7 wrote:
Dude that one is easy. B no question.
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edit: (mani's)
A)
why would i care what happens after my death?
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Hawk: B
i already have a POS that can play SC only
its not fulfilling 
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United States37500 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:59 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2007 17:54 Manifesto7 wrote:
Gonna snuff Pops. He is genetically outdated anyways compared to his son.
Panties, cause im wearing them anyways.
Xmas dinner with Dan the man.
The kitty is dead. I mean I might drink a cup but a gallon is A LOT of fucking piss.
Take the bullet for Bush.
Im not getting HIV for that skinny little tramp. Besides, average looking girls let you do freaky shit because they want to keep you happy. Alba known she doesnt have to feltch cause she can get anyone.
Cum or puss? wtf that one is stupid. Try harder.
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Here is mine. You finish school and want to make it as a writer of philosophy and social commentary. Your life can unfold two ways:
A) You become an amazingly successful writer, acheiving great commercial success. Your life is obviously luxurious, and future generations of your family will live comfotably thanks to your efforts. However, after your death, a group of extremists interpret your writings as gospel, and use them as justification for a deadly global terrorism campaign which kills millions and de-stabilizes the world.
B) You live your life in abject poverty, working menial jobs and writing a night. Nothing you create seems to gain popularity, and your friends and family are frustrated that you continue in a fruitless endevour. You die from malnutrition and a host of substance abuse issues. After your death your possessions are abandoned as your family doesnt care enough to collect them. Someone sees your works in a new light, and publishes them in a philisophical volume that affects the world. Eventually they are incorporated the constitutions of many leading countries and changes the course of history. B. Substance abuse + not having people jihading for me. would you rather.. A) Have one POS computer that can only play starcraft B) Have the best computer available that is constantly updated and plays the top of the line games...but no starcraft. Ever.
Manifesto7's: B
Hawk's: A, because that's pretty much what I'm using atm, lawl. 2001 PII Dell laptop sup.
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On May 29 2007 17:59 Hawk wrote:
A) Have one POS computer that can only play starcraft
B) Have the best computer available that is constantly updated and plays the top of the line games...but no starcraft. Ever.
Definitely B.
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Would you rather..
attempt suicide by jumping off a building with 60% chance to survive and live the rest of your life like a vegetable.
OR
attempt suicide by burning yourself with 100% chance to die.
Poll: Suicide
(Vote): Building
(Vote): Fire
THERE IS NO DEATH (c) OPTION FOR THIS ONE. A or B only.
If you can't decide in 3 minutes you are lit on fire and pushed off a building.
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:31 CharlieMurphy wrote:Would You Rather.. Swallow Cum OR Eat Pus (No puking afterwords) Poll: Would you Rather?( Vote): Cum ( Vote): Pus ( Vote): Death
Of it was my own cum yeah. But if not I'm going for pus. ugh I don't know actually. after watching that video, diffinately cum!
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On May 29 2007 17:51 GongKyuckTerran wrote:Smash your shit into your shower drain with your foot. Would You Rather.. cut your mom both tits with chain saw or your father put you 30cm long stick in da ass few minutes every day for rest of your life Poll: Which? T.T( Vote): cut your mom both tits with chain saw ( Vote): 30cm long stick in da ass ( Vote): death
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
i died when iread "cut your mom both tits with chainsaw or 30cm long stick in da ass"
HOLY FUCK... this shit is just ridiculous.... all about cum and puss now.. people have no imagination LOL
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On May 29 2007 17:51 GongKyuckTerran wrote:
cut..mom..tits..
dad... 30 cm cock..ass..
I have come to the conclusion that GongKyuckTerran's son reads TL.net.
Think about it.
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Choose.
Eat out a girl who is menstruating and bleeding.
OR
Spill hot coffee all over yourself.
Poll: Which
(Vote): Earn Your Redwings
(Vote): Spill Hot Coffee
(Vote): Death
?
Redwings
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K, I'm gonna game a few games and then go home. Hope to find some tough ones when I come back ^_-/
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Would you rather dont eat for a week
OR
Lose all your starcraft skills/forget it ever exists
Poll: Eat or Skills?
(Vote): Dont eat for a week
(Vote): Lose all starcraft skills/forget it exists
(Vote): DEATH
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On May 29 2007 17:54 Manifesto7 wrote:
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Here is mine. You finish school and want to make it as a writer of philosophy and social commentary. Your life can unfold two ways:
A) You become an amazingly successful writer, acheiving great commercial success. Your life is obviously luxurious, and future generations of your family will live comfotably thanks to your efforts. However, after your death, a group of extremists interpret your writings as gospel, and use them as justification for a deadly global terrorism campaign which kills millions and de-stabilizes the world.
B) You live your life in abject poverty, working menial jobs and writing a night. Nothing you create seems to gain popularity, and your friends and family are frustrated that you continue in a fruitless endevour. You die from malnutrition and a host of substance abuse issues. After your death your possessions are abandoned as your family doesnt care enough to collect them. Someone sees your works in a new light, and publishes them in a philisophical volume that affects the world. Eventually they are incorporated the constitutions of many leading countries and changes the course of history.
Is it a "world-peace" change in history or a "hitler-of-the-future-succeeds" change?
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On May 29 2007 18:17 alpskomleko wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2007 17:51 GongKyuckTerran wrote:
cut..mom..tits..
dad... 30 cm cock..ass..
I have come to the conclusion that GongKyuckTerran's son reads TL.net. Think about it.
maybe
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Re: Mani's
If knowing what I write under option B is benign and affluent, I would not hesitate to choose option B.
Likewise, if I don't even believe if my own writings, I might as well to do something that can feed myself.
Nonetheless, considering the options in choice A, there is nothing wrong with writing to achieve commercial success. Even later when people use your work as a justification of malevolent intents, it is still based on their interpretation.
So, from a omniscient point of view, I believe that option B would be the more logical choice in the long run. But if I am that person in this life, I would undoubtedly choose option A.
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A mad man drugs you and your whole family (mother, father, brothers and sisters). He takes you to some remote cabin fortress in Alaska. The cabin fortress has a basement which is completely secure--the walls, roof, and floor are steel, and are 12 inches thick. He takes you into this basement through the only door (also 12 inches thick steel), and locks you and himself in. The key to get out of the basement is made of wood. He puts the key in his mouth. If you make the slightest move to attack him, he will crush the key and all of you will CERTAINLY die in that basement. He explains this to you as you're getting your wits about you.
But why not just kill you and be done? Well, naturally the mad man wants to fuck with you. He'll give you the key if you rape your mom death. You can't smash her head her head, strangle her, or do anything like that. You have to kill her by brutally raping her through her anus or vagina. Naturally, it's going to take a while, so the killer kindly offers to provide you with some viagra.
So, do you kill the man and let you and your family die, or rape your mom to death.
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What would you choose?
-give up your sense of humor
-someone of your family dies
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I'd give up my sense of humor. Even if I don't get jokes, I'd rather save a life.
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Poll: ultimatums
(Vote): Record a vid of you performing a goatse "how to" movie, and give it to everyone you know
(Vote): Have 10cm/4 inch of hair all over your body for the rest of your life(like a monkey)
goatse = stretching your anus in the cameras direction
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On May 29 2007 17:06 cxz4sho wrote:
no no magic johnson has AIDS. The only difference between magic johnson and dying kids in africa is that he's magic johnson and they're poor. HIV is AIDS, AIDS is HIV, no way to separate the two.
Wow I dont' know much about this topic but I do know you are completely wrong. Having HIV can lead to AIDS, but AIDS is much worse and there are treatments to control HIV and prevent it from turning into AIDS. This is what I understand at least.
-People can live with HIV especially for quite a while it's not like you die. AIDS is worse I beleive but you can still live with it.
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On May 29 2007 17:59 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2007 17:54 Manifesto7 wrote:
Gonna snuff Pops. He is genetically outdated anyways compared to his son.
Panties, cause im wearing them anyways.
Xmas dinner with Dan the man.
The kitty is dead. I mean I might drink a cup but a gallon is A LOT of fucking piss.
Take the bullet for Bush.
Im not getting HIV for that skinny little tramp. Besides, average looking girls let you do freaky shit because they want to keep you happy. Alba known she doesnt have to feltch cause she can get anyone.
Cum or puss? wtf that one is stupid. Try harder.
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Here is mine. You finish school and want to make it as a writer of philosophy and social commentary. Your life can unfold two ways:
A) You become an amazingly successful writer, acheiving great commercial success. Your life is obviously luxurious, and future generations of your family will live comfotably thanks to your efforts. However, after your death, a group of extremists interpret your writings as gospel, and use them as justification for a deadly global terrorism campaign which kills millions and de-stabilizes the world.
B) You live your life in abject poverty, working menial jobs and writing a night. Nothing you create seems to gain popularity, and your friends and family are frustrated that you continue in a fruitless endevour. You die from malnutrition and a host of substance abuse issues. After your death your possessions are abandoned as your family doesnt care enough to collect them. Someone sees your works in a new light, and publishes them in a philisophical volume that affects the world. Eventually they are incorporated the constitutions of many leading countries and changes the course of history. B. Substance abuse + not having people jihading for me. would you rather.. A) Have one POS computer that can only play starcraft B) Have the best computer available that is constantly updated and plays the top of the line games...but no starcraft. Ever.
THREAD WINNER, wow this is the ultimate dilema....
I'd go with awesome computer and just buy another one, but since thats cheating I guess I'd have to say the best computer available.
CUZ sc2 IS COMIN OUT SOON AND YOU DIDN"T SAY NOTHING ABOUT THAT haha i'm clever, no?
-To -.- and the mad man cabin: Wow thats wrong but I think i'd just go attack him knowing he will crush the key and i'll kill him. Then id' try to see if I coudl get the key to work, but I'd rather die than do that... Plus, your whole family is there so they be watching? How do you know they wouldn't stop you or something.
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Poll: A or B
(Vote): A: Weave through traffic on a vespa during rush hour in LA
(Vote): B: Jump off a bridge onto a boat passing underneath
(Vote): C: Break a flaming watermelon over your head instead of both.
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On May 29 2007 19:27 -_- wrote:
A mad man drugs you and your whole family (mother, father, brothers and sisters). He takes you to some remote cabin fortress in Alaska. The cabin fortress has a basement which is completely secure--the walls, roof, and floor are steel, and are 12 inches thick. He takes you into this basement through the only door (also 12 inches thick steel), and locks you and himself in. The key to get out of the basement is made of wood. He puts the key in his mouth. If you make the slightest move to attack him, he will crush the key and all of you will CERTAINLY die in that basement. He explains this to you as you're getting your wits about you.
But why not just kill you and be done? Well, naturally the mad man wants to fuck with you. He'll give you the key if you rape your mom death. You can't smash her head her head, strangle her, or do anything like that. You have to kill her by brutally raping her through her anus or vagina. Naturally, it's going to take a while, so the killer kindly offers to provide you with some viagra.
So, do you kill the man and let you and your family die, or rape your mom to death.
I would rather kill that silly bastard in a painful way and then dying with my pride up and knowing i killed a psycho than EVER DARING TO MISTREAT MY MOTHER AND FAMILY
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Canada7170 Posts
joyo, i'd rather weave through traffic
Would you rather engage in (These are really gross so don't read if faint-hearted):
A: Space docking No it's not a picture: + Show Spoiler +Essentially you shit straight into a vagina
B: Cincinnati shrimp buffet: + Show Spoiler +Something to do with eating a fetus during a miscarriage
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shit in a vag
jesus a fetus
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On May 29 2007 20:40 PaeZ wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2007 19:27 -_- wrote:
A mad man drugs you and your whole family (mother, father, brothers and sisters). He takes you to some remote cabin fortress in Alaska. The cabin fortress has a basement which is completely secure--the walls, roof, and floor are steel, and are 12 inches thick. He takes you into this basement through the only door (also 12 inches thick steel), and locks you and himself in. The key to get out of the basement is made of wood. He puts the key in his mouth. If you make the slightest move to attack him, he will crush the key and all of you will CERTAINLY die in that basement. He explains this to you as you're getting your wits about you.
But why not just kill you and be done? Well, naturally the mad man wants to fuck with you. He'll give you the key if you rape your mom death. You can't smash her head her head, strangle her, or do anything like that. You have to kill her by brutally raping her through her anus or vagina. Naturally, it's going to take a while, so the killer kindly offers to provide you with some viagra.
So, do you kill the man and let you and your family die, or rape your mom to death. I would rather kill that silly bastard in a painful way and then dying with my pride up and knowing i killed a psycho than EVER DARING TO MISTREAT MY MOTHER AND FAMILY
Personally, it would be a pleasure to rape my mom to death. She is HAAAAWWWWTTT
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On May 29 2007 18:33 YanGpaN wrote:Would you rather dont eat for a week OR Lose all your starcraft skills/forget it ever exists Poll: Eat or Skills?( Vote): Dont eat for a week ( Vote): Lose all starcraft skills/forget it exists ( Vote): DEATH
_what_ Starcraft skill? :p
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On May 29 2007 20:39 [jOyO] wrote:Poll: A or B( Vote): A: Weave through traffic on a vespa during rush hour in LA ( Vote): B: Jump off a bridge onto a boat passing underneath ( Vote): C: Break a flaming watermelon over your head instead of both.
Well there's an obvious answer to this question. Everyone loves watermelons!
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I don't get the first one, I run around in nothing but long stockings through the mall every day.
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would you rather be mentally retarded and everyone know about it
or
have an IQ of 180, is very smart but everyone is in doubt
Poll: Would you rather?
(Vote): retard and everyone knows it
(Vote): smart but everyone doubts it
another one
would you rather have sex with a girl that you really like but she really hates you?
or
have sex with a girl that you mildly dislike but she loves you
(both are hot for the sake of discussion)
Poll: who joo gonna sex?
(Vote): you like but she hates you
(Vote): you dislike but she loves you
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? who would choose retarded why should I care if people doubt me.
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damn those sucks pyro. both of them have clear answers, it's not an ultimatum
who would rather be retarded than smart
and i would love to sex a girl that dislikes me, makes it even more exciting it's like a rape but that i would be allowed to do.
We can already fuck chicks that loves us anyways so it doesn't work.
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If you have an IQ of 180 there is usually something you can do to convince people you are a genius. 180 is unbelievably high.
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Austin10831 Posts
Poll: Would you rather...
(Vote): bite down as hard as you can on a metal file as it's pulled from your mouth
(Vote): kick a wall with toothpicks under your toe nails
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Would you rather SC2 be cancelled or BW be terminated?
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pain wise the kicking the toothpicks might hurt worse but damage wise your teeth would be grinded down and might suffer some permanant damage to your mouth, while your toenail/skin will heal.
i would do the toothpicks.
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Would you rather:
Have your seat stolen by Hitler:
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OR
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Be attacked by the Mothman while walking through a bridge:
Poll: choose the better option..
(Vote): Hitler
(Vote): Mothman
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brood your choices are by far the worst (i mean its a really hard decision for me and i had the most painful feelings while reading)
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
obviously hitler, i dont really care if biatch stole my seat. biatch gonna die soon anyway, might want him to enjoy whatever life he has left. the mothman, wtf is that shit.
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
would you rather have sex with a girl that you really like but she really hates you?
or
have sex with a girl that you mildly dislike but she loves you
(both are hot for the sake of discussion)
this one i like.
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Would you rather be burried alive? or walk dead among the living?
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On May 29 2007 20:21 Jonoman92 wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2007 17:06 cxz4sho wrote:
no no magic johnson has AIDS. The only difference between magic johnson and dying kids in africa is that he's magic johnson and they're poor. HIV is AIDS, AIDS is HIV, no way to separate the two. Wow I dont' know much about this topic but I do know you are completely wrong. Having HIV can lead to AIDS, but AIDS is much worse and there are treatments to control HIV and prevent it from turning into AIDS. This is what I understand at least. -People can live with HIV especially for quite a while it's not like you die. AIDS is worse I beleive but you can still live with it.
Very off-topic, but I've always wondered about this. Every site and report on the issue demarcates them, but to me it always sounded like AIDS was really bad HIV. Like light is still light even when it's very bright, it's not blight. I have no idea though.
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two options:
be insomniac. photorealistic nightmares during every interval of sleep, unable for the most part to distinguish them from waking experience until after waking up. the nightmares entail your most intimate fears. new species of fear. incurable, inoperable, etc. except through a regimen of experimental drugs (see option B). insomnia & anxiety might affect your ability to understand/interpret the experiences of your own life or might not. hard to gauge the extent which exhaustion or neuroses bias how you follow the trajectory of a life in motion.
or
take a series of mild sedatives every day. get calm. dream through every sleep of whiteness & wake up calm. anaesthesia everpresent though & filters everything (you guess at least). it might estrange you from waking experience. or might not. no life outside the influence of sedatives to compare anything to & maybe it is does not matter. sedatives every day for the rest of your life, which might not be all that unsucessful post-insomnia just calm and smooth and white at night.
Poll: pick A or B or C
(Vote): insomnia & nightmares. half asleep all day. frightened of bedtime.
(Vote): pills & occasional injections. persistent sedative calm & sleep of good rest etc.
(Vote): quiet death today
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On May 30 2007 04:12 pyrogenetix wrote:would you rather have sex with a girl that you really like but she really hates you? or have sex with a girl that you mildly dislike but she loves you (both are hot for the sake of discussion) Poll: who joo gonna sex?( Vote): you like but she hates you ( Vote): you dislike but she loves you
well, depends on how the sex is... i voted "you like but she hates you" just because generally is the other way around.
Still, i wonder how this poll would go if there was a mayority of women voting... i find it kinda interesting
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Vatican City State1176 Posts
most things you suggested, I don't even want to think about what to choose...
they are all to crule )=
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On May 30 2007 05:15 oneofthem wrote:
obviously hitler, i dont really care if biatch stole my seat. biatch gonna die soon anyway, might want him to enjoy whatever life he has left. the mothman, wtf is that shit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman
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As for the girl one, trust me its easy for bitches to love you and get them fucking you all the time, especially when they are not that hot. (Think about it if they aren't hot and you are at least above average, you are probably gonna be the best guy they ever hook up with.)
I would definitely choose girl that doesn't like me but is hot (as I am in this situation right now IRL).
On May 30 2007 04:37 BroOd wrote:Poll: Would you rather...( Vote): bite down as hard as you can on a metal file as it's pulled from your mouth ( Vote): kick a wall with toothpicks under your toe nails
Wow that one is hard, fuck I choose file bite.
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Kill or be killed..
Poll: Would you rather...
(Vote): Kill your best/good friend for 500k
(Vote): Kill your friend's family for 500k a head
(Vote): Death
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Poll: Would you rather
(Vote): Drink horse cum
(Vote): Lick a cow's pussy
(Vote): Death
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Belgium6771 Posts
There's some sick twisted shit in this thread.
Especially -_-'s choice. What the fuck man
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On May 30 2007 08:37 -_- wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2007 20:21 Jonoman92 wrote:On May 29 2007 17:06 cxz4sho wrote:
no no magic johnson has AIDS. The only difference between magic johnson and dying kids in africa is that he's magic johnson and they're poor. HIV is AIDS, AIDS is HIV, no way to separate the two. Wow I dont' know much about this topic but I do know you are completely wrong. Having HIV can lead to AIDS, but AIDS is much worse and there are treatments to control HIV and prevent it from turning into AIDS. This is what I understand at least. -People can live with HIV especially for quite a while it's not like you die. AIDS is worse I beleive but you can still live with it. Very off-topic, but I've always wondered about this. Every site and report on the issue demarcates them, but to me it always sounded like AIDS was really bad HIV. Like light is still light even when it's very bright, it's not blight. I have no idea though.
Off topic again:
I can try to clear this up.
HIV is an infection with a virus. The virus itself doesn't cause symptoms of disease, but it destroys a certain type of cell involved in your immunesystem. When all of these are killed by the virus, your immune system can't fight even the smallest infections that are normally not lethal. So if you get a pneumonea for example, it can very well kill you, because your immune system isn't working. When the HIV infection reaches this stage, it's called AIDS.
So you generally call it HIV when your immune system is still working to a certain extent, and call it AIDS when you get another disease, unrelated to the HIV infection, that kills you.
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here's one for us gamers!
Poll: would you rather be
(Vote): incurably fat with no hope of slimming down?
(Vote): super scrawny with no chance of bulking up?
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On May 29 2007 19:27 -_- wrote:
A mad man drugs you and your whole family (mother, father, brothers and sisters). He takes you to some remote cabin fortress in Alaska. The cabin fortress has a basement which is completely secure--the walls, roof, and floor are steel, and are 12 inches thick. He takes you into this basement through the only door (also 12 inches thick steel), and locks you and himself in. The key to get out of the basement is made of wood. He puts the key in his mouth. If you make the slightest move to attack him, he will crush the key and all of you will CERTAINLY die in that basement. He explains this to you as you're getting your wits about you.
But why not just kill you and be done? Well, naturally the mad man wants to fuck with you. He'll give you the key if you rape your mom death. You can't smash her head her head, strangle her, or do anything like that. You have to kill her by brutally raping her through her anus or vagina. Naturally, it's going to take a while, so the killer kindly offers to provide you with some viagra.
So, do you kill the man and let you and your family die, or rape your mom to death.
Kill the man and pick the lock with the wood splinters of the key.
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#yubee
im thinking "fat or not"
not =)
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+ Show Spoiler +Kill or be killed.. Poll: Would you rather...( Vote): Kill your best/good friend for 500k ( Vote): Kill your friend's family for 500k a head ( Vote): Death
Both, collect the 1 Million to feel better.
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Poll: Would you rather ..
(Vote): Stab Baby in the face
(Vote): Put a baby in the blender
(Vote): Both
+ Show Spoiler + ^^ LOL ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/dbj_001.htmhttp://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/alexpetty/babyjoke.htmwhat's 12 inches long, pink, hard and drives women mad? cot death How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin thru it's head What's red and sits in the corner? a baby chewing on razor blades. What's blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a plastic bag. What's green and sits in the corner? The same baby a month later. What's red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal. What's red and swings back and forth? A baby on a meat hook. How do you make a dead baby float? A tall glass of Fresca and two scoops of dead baby. What's easier to unload: A truckload of bowling balls orn a truckload of dead babies? A truckload of dead babies because you can use a pitchfork. When a baby is being born, why do they boil water? So that if its born dead they can make soup. What's present do you get for a dead baby? A dead puppy. What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave. Why did the family take the dead baby along on the barbecue? So they could light it and toast their marshmallows. Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer? The family used it to crack nuts. What's red and screams and goes around in circles? A Baby nailed to the floor. What's red and sits in a corner? A baby shaving its head with a potato peeler. What's black and sits in a corner? A baby with it's finger in a power point. What's green and spins around at 100mph? A frog in a blender. What's red and spins around at 100mph? A baby that's crawled in after it. What's blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed water-wings. Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hallway? He had a javelin through his neck. What's black and bobs up and down? A baby in a toaster. What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt. What squeals and goes around at 100mph? A baby in an electric fan. What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole. What's worse than 6 babies in one jar? One baby in 6 jars... What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? Twins in an acid bath. What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler! Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle baby oil? How do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head
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Here's a classic:
Poll: Would you rather be attacked by a giant spider or 1000 tiny spiders?
(Vote): Giant Spider
(Vote): 1000 Tiny Spiders
(Vote): Death
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BUMP
Torture:
A) Be disembowled and kept alive with blood transfusions as long as possible. No pain killers or anesthesia.
B) Have a machine slowly push dull spoons into you at various non vital places all over your body very slowly until you die (like .5 cm every minute). Blood transfusions yes, No pain killers or anesthesia.
C) no death option, if you do not decide in 5 minutes both tortures will be applied simultaneously.
Poll: Would you rather?
(Vote): disembowled
(Vote): spooned
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hahaha i just looked at the options before i read the details and i was confused by the "spooning" one.
i guess the spoons...
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o.O did you come up with this? is yes, how? if no, where did you find this?
In any case, I'd choose the one you choose cuz I have no idea which would be better =\
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yea I just thought of some torture ones. I really have no clue which one to pick. I would pick the one that would kill me the fastest or whichever one would be less painful.
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Would you rather.....
A)Fall into a deep porta-potty hole and eventually drown to death.
B)Be grated to death with a massive Cheese grater.
Poll: Would you rather....
(Vote): Drown in a porta-potty
(Vote): Grated to death
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On February 03 2009 10:39 CharlieMurphy wrote:
drowning totally sucks.
Really? I think I'd rather drown than get grated away gradually.
These are all very grim:
Poll: Would you rather have:
(Vote): Wings instead of arms
(Vote): Flippers instead of feet; and gills
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Poll: Which torture?
(Vote): Having to watch your own genitals get slowly mutilated by a sadistic killer
(Vote): Sharp metal poles are pushed into non-vital parts in your body every few minutes
(Vote): Barbwire slowly tightens around your face until death
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Poll: Which torture?
(Vote): You can only watch Rock VODs from now on.
(Vote): You can only watch BackHo VODs from now on.
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hahaha it's funny because all the previous polls have to do wit torture
and suddenly you get rock or backho
hahahaha
ps i voted rock, just for the celebrations.
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lmao funny thread. me and my coworkers are constantly doing this when were shit-bored. Recently we were fucking stumped on one though, no one knew wat to choose. Here it is, disgusting but fuck it.
Poll: What would you choose?
(Vote): Suck a guy up, and try your hardest to do a GREAT job of it, and get a billion dollars.
(Vote): Take it up the ass, but u get to just lay there and not do shit, but u only walk away with 2 million
No death option.
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On February 03 2009 11:20 Djabanete wrote:Poll: Which torture?( Vote): You can only watch Rock VODs from now on. ( Vote): You can only watch BackHo VODs from now on.
C: You can only watch BackHo vs Rock VODS from now on
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A) Visit gosugamers.net forums on daily basis and never ever get to browse TL
or
B) You can visit TL forums but whenever you post something (Which you have to do, at least a few threads a day) you post really stupid things and everyone will insta-hate you. But you still have to continue posting stuff. Eventually you will get IP-banned and you will be totaly isolated from reading news, forums, etc.
Poll: Which site?
(Vote): Gosugamers!
(Vote): Teamliquid, but retard posts+ban
(Vote): Death >_>
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Osaka27148 Posts
On February 03 2009 11:30 HeavenS wrote:lmao funny thread. me and my coworkers are constantly doing this when were shit-bored. Recently we were fucking stumped on one though, no one knew wat to choose. Here it is, disgusting but fuck it. Poll: What would you choose?( Vote): Suck a guy up, and try your hardest to do a GREAT job of it, and get a billion dollars. ( Vote): Take it up the ass, but u get to just lay there and not do shit, but u only walk away with 2 million No death option.
For a billion dollars, I would suck two dicks.
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Would you rather...
1) Play SC nonstop until you inevitably die of starvation about 40 days later. This means no sleep, no food, and no other human interaction except for "gg" where you then immediately start a new game. This also means that you have an endless supply of water so you don't die prematurely of thirst.
2) Lose all of your skill in SC and be unable to ever play it again (this means SC2 too!). This means you don't forget about it, you just can never play it again because of some invisible force. This means that you can't watch pro gamers either.
3) Death
Poll: Would you rather...
(Vote): 1) Play SC until death.
(Vote): 2) Lose skill and never play SC again.
(Vote): 3) DEATH
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On February 03 2009 11:40 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 03 2009 11:30 HeavenS wrote:lmao funny thread. me and my coworkers are constantly doing this when were shit-bored. Recently we were fucking stumped on one though, no one knew wat to choose. Here it is, disgusting but fuck it. Poll: What would you choose?( Vote): Suck a guy up, and try your hardest to do a GREAT job of it, and get a billion dollars. ( Vote): Take it up the ass, but u get to just lay there and not do shit, but u only walk away with 2 million No death option. For a billion dollars, I would suck two dicks.
rofl qft
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whu would you rather die than play starcraft for 40 days and die? oh my god i can't think of a more manly way to go down... i might just do this out of free will.
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i would do the blow job 100% man.
although i've never given a blowjob, i'm certain that i give the BEST blowjobs EVER. i mean seriously, what guy would honestly give a bad blowjob.
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^^^^^^^
What guy would honestally THINK of that sick shit
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On February 03 2009 12:47 Day[9] wrote:
i would do the blow job 100% man.
although i've never given a blowjob, i'm certain that i give the BEST blowjobs EVER. i mean seriously, what guy would honestly give a bad blowjob.
its true, its like how lesbians are really good at doing what they do, cuz they have the same parts and know what feels good lol
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SHUT UP YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKED UP
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Poll: What would you do?
(Vote): You Can only eat cereal for the rest of your life. Not limited to one cereal.
(Vote): Your job for the rest of your life is a janitor.
(Vote): death
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Would you rather...
A)Have a football thrown at your face 3 times randomly throughout the day by an NFL quality quarterback(for the rest of your life).
Or.....
B)Start a fight at the Gym with the two toughest looking guys there(also everyday for the rest of your life).
Poll: Would you rather...
(Vote): Football in the face
(Vote): Pick a fight with 2 huge strangers
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On February 03 2009 12:11 CharlieMurphy wrote:Show nested quote +On February 03 2009 11:40 Manifesto7 wrote:On February 03 2009 11:30 HeavenS wrote:lmao funny thread. me and my coworkers are constantly doing this when were shit-bored. Recently we were fucking stumped on one though, no one knew wat to choose. Here it is, disgusting but fuck it. Poll: What would you choose?( Vote): Suck a guy up, and try your hardest to do a GREAT job of it, and get a billion dollars. ( Vote): Take it up the ass, but u get to just lay there and not do shit, but u only walk away with 2 million No death option. For a billion dollars, I would suck two dicks. rofl qft
Dude, for $6 million I'd do naked jumping jacks all day and suck a whole row of cocks. - FunChucks
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On February 03 2009 11:40 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 03 2009 11:30 HeavenS wrote:lmao funny thread. me and my coworkers are constantly doing this when were shit-bored. Recently we were fucking stumped on one though, no one knew wat to choose. Here it is, disgusting but fuck it. Poll: What would you choose?( Vote): Suck a guy up, and try your hardest to do a GREAT job of it, and get a billion dollars. ( Vote): Take it up the ass, but u get to just lay there and not do shit, but u only walk away with 2 million No death option. For a billion dollars, I would suck two dicks.
Who gets the freebie?
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I'd rather do the fight rather than football because after a few years I would get good at fighting (or running away, whatever)
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On May 29 2007 15:29 CharlieMurphy wrote:What would you rather wear: Socks (on your feet) OR Girl's Panties Poll: Run naked with( Vote): Socks ( Vote): Panties ( Vote): Death
Socks, easy. Freeballing!
On May 29 2007 17:00 CharlieMurphy wrote:Would you rather eat mayonaise out of this guy's ass? OR Take a bullet for George Bush? Poll: Would you rather?( Vote): Eat Mayo Out his Ass ( Vote): Take a Bullet for Bush ( Vote): Death
Take a bullet
On May 29 2007 17:17 YoiChiBow wrote:Poll: Would you rather skin the kitten (below) with a spoon or drink a gallon of piss?( Vote): KITTEN ( Vote): PISS!! FUCK YEAH! ( Vote):
a GALLON of piss? If the kitty's already dead, I pick skin the kitty. If have to skin it while its still alive, then I guess drink the piss.
On May 29 2007 17:31 CharlieMurphy wrote:Would You Rather.. Swallow Cum OR Eat Pus (No puking afterwords) Poll: Would you Rather?( Vote): Cum ( Vote): Pus ( Vote): Death
Depends on whose cum. A guy's? If my own, then yah. If others, then I rather eat pus.
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why are all these options bad ones? how about some good ones?
power of flight or invisibility?
Poll: Which Power?
(Vote): Flight
(Vote): Invisibility
edit: ah, i see... what's WORSE?.... "would you rather" is more interesting, since there's more options (i.e. good stuff like this one). also... people are already answering the polls as if it were a "would you rather" question. people are choosing the lesser of two evils, right? they're not picking the one they think is worse, right?
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Would you rather...
Give Chill a handjob till he came
or
Fondle with man titties for 2 hours
Poll: Would you rather
(Vote): Give Chill a handjob
(Vote): Play with titties
Who else is sick with the "death" option? seriously what the fuck is up with that? just makes me want to ban those noobs ccuz they don't know how to play
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Would You Rather..
Smash your shit into your shower drain with your foot.
OR
Pee like a woman for the rest of your life.
Smash my shit.
would you rather..
A) Have one POS computer that can only play starcraft
B) Have the best computer available that is constantly updated and plays the top of the line games...but no starcraft. Ever.
B.
attempt suicide by jumping off a building with 60% chance to survive and live the rest of your life like a vegetable.
OR
attempt suicide by burning yourself with 100% chance to die.
I think I'll jump off. I've always crinked at burning to death.
Eat out a girl who is menstruating and bleeding.
OR
Spill hot coffee all over yourself.
I think I'll take the spill.
Would you rather dont eat for a week
OR
Lose all your starcraft skills/forget it ever exists
Lose all my sc skills. Wait, WHAT sc skills?
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On May 29 2007 18:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Choose.
Eat out a girl who is menstruating and bleeding.
OR
Spill hot coffee all over yourself.
Fuck hot coffee. Rather lick a bloody vag then burn my balls.
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Depends how hot, if you get 3rd degree burns and have to have some other guy's skin grafted on ur dick it'd kind of be weird in a way, for the rest of ur life
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On February 03 2009 13:32 inertinept wrote:Poll: What would you do?( Vote): You Can only eat cereal for the rest of your life. Not limited to one cereal. ( Vote): Your job for the rest of your life is a janitor. ( Vote): death
Being a janitor is a respectable job. You can also do interesting hobbies/odd jobs at the same time.
Eating only cereal on the other hand deprives you of so much pleasure!
-->Janitor for sure.
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On February 03 2009 14:16 BooBoogers wrote:Would you rather... A)Have a football thrown at your face 3 times randomly throughout the day by an NFL quality quarterback(for the rest of your life). Or..... B)Start a fight at the Gym with the two toughest looking guys there(also everyday for the rest of your life). Poll: Would you rather...( Vote): Football in the face ( Vote): Pick a fight with 2 huge strangers
If I pick a fight at the gym everyday with two huge strangers, that means that I am going to the gym everyday, and be really strong... And if I know that I will be getting into fights, then I'll surely do martial arts on the side. In other words, I stand a chance of surviving each time. With the footballs, I have no hope and live in fear.
edit: crap double post!
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On February 03 2009 15:21 OmgIRok wrote:Would you rather... Give Chill a handjob till he came or Fondle with man titties for 2 hours Poll: Would you rather( Vote): Give Chill a handjob ( Vote): Play with titties Who else is sick with the "death" option? seriously what the fuck is up with that? just makes me want to ban those noobs ccuz they don't know how to play
After all Chill has done to the starcraft scene i think he derserves this one 
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If you were told that you had an incurable disease and that you would die in a month would you rather...
Bomb a major hospital and get immediately arrested and punished
OR
Snipe people from a rooftop and never get caught
Poll: You Psycho
(Vote): Bomb
(Vote): Snipe
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Korea (South)922 Posts
You have just bought a brand new car. But you find out your mother-in-law took it for a spin without your discretion and you see her backing off a cliff.
Poll: You...
(Vote): Save the car?
(Vote): Let the bitch die?
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Korea (South)922 Posts
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your choices are:
- you get to live one day with the girl who is perfect to you in every possible way, and you get a billion dollars. The girl will be everything you've ever looked for in a person and more. It will be the happiest and most memorable day of your life, guaranteed.
- one person of your choice comes back from the dead for one day. It can be someone you've loved, but also other people like Elvis Presley or Jesus.
Poll: who would spend a day with you?:
(Vote): The girl who's perfect in all ways + a billion dollars
(Vote): a dead person
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For a billion dollars, I would suck two dicks.
For a billion dollars i would probably enjoy it ^^
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some of this shit is beyond twisted.
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Edit: like 29 fps, I somehow confused this with "would you rather?" than "what's worse?" but since I had already written this whole thing out, I figured I'd just post it.
You have the option between two super powers.
1st Power: You have the power to manipulate absolutely anything around you. Want to blow up a city? Want to rebuild the city and blow it up again? Want a harem of sexy woman to follow you and obey your every command? Want to create enough food to solve world hunger with the snap of your fingers? Easy, done.
The only catch is that you are 100% mortal and can't do anything to change it, you can be killed by conventional means and you can also die of plain old age.
2nd Power: You have no control over the outside world, but you have (almost) infinite powers regarding yourself. Want amazingly good looks? Immortality? Knowledge of the whole universe? To be the most charismatic person ever? To learn every martial art ever conceived in an instant? Done.
However, as already stated, you can only affect yourself. You can't give yourself the powers of telekinesis, the ability to shoot lightning out of your hands, or anything that manipulates the world outside of yourself.
Poll: Which power?
(Vote): First one (mortal god)
(Vote): Second one (immortal demi-god)
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On February 04 2009 03:18 AltaiR_ wrote:You have just bought a brand new car. But you find out your mother-in-law took it for a spin without your discretion and you see her backing off a cliff. Poll: You...( Vote): Save the car? ( Vote): Let the bitch die?
lol do both have full coverage?
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wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?
Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat.
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On February 04 2009 03:18 AltaiR_ wrote:
You have just bought a brand new car. But you find out your mother-in-law took it for a spin without your discretion and you see her backing off a cliff.
Poll: You...
Save the car?
Let the bitch die?
lol, can you do both? Save the car and let the bitch die?
Though personally I'd save her, if she didn't like me she'd like me now. And compensation for my car!! $$
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On February 04 2009 06:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?
Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat.
hahaha, i totally follow this logic.
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On February 04 2009 06:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?
Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat.
Manipulate a shitload of money/effort into stem cell research, cures for diseases, transplant research, robotics (cyborg-god!) and finally cryogenics so you can reap the harvest of your investments should your time start to run out before enough anti-aging shit has been invented.
And what you said, to make it all worthwhile.
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damn, those are some fine woman panties on a fine woman on the first page.
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On February 04 2009 08:30 Makhno wrote:Show nested quote +On February 04 2009 06:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?
Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat. Manipulate a shitload of money/effort into stem cell research, cures for diseases, transplant research, robotics (cyborg-god!) and finally cryogenics so you can reap the harvest of your investments should your time start to run out before enough anti-aging shit has been invented. And what you said, to make it all worthwhile.
haha that's why these things never work
lOOpholes!
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On February 04 2009 09:20 Yogurt wrote:Show nested quote +On February 04 2009 08:30 Makhno wrote:On February 04 2009 06:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?
Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat. Manipulate a shitload of money/effort into stem cell research, cures for diseases, transplant research, robotics (cyborg-god!) and finally cryogenics so you can reap the harvest of your investments should your time start to run out before enough anti-aging shit has been invented. And what you said, to make it all worthwhile. haha that's why these things never work lOOpholes!
Yeah, the dude I stole this from had included that you can't leave Earth, and you will die no matter what when you're 80 years old (for mortal god option).
I thought that was excessive since I already wrote "100% mortal" so I left it out...I realize now why he had that there =/
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On February 04 2009 09:25 Falcynn wrote:Show nested quote +On February 04 2009 09:20 Yogurt wrote:On February 04 2009 08:30 Makhno wrote:On February 04 2009 06:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?
Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat. Manipulate a shitload of money/effort into stem cell research, cures for diseases, transplant research, robotics (cyborg-god!) and finally cryogenics so you can reap the harvest of your investments should your time start to run out before enough anti-aging shit has been invented. And what you said, to make it all worthwhile. haha that's why these things never work lOOpholes! Yeah, the dude I stole this from had included that you can't leave Earth, and you will die no matter what when you're 80 years old (for mortal god option). I thought that was excessive since I already wrote "100% mortal" so I left it out...I realize now why he had that there =/
For the other option, with infinite knowledge you will have the ability to create anything you need to manipulate the world. It's just as exploitable.
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On February 04 2009 09:25 Falcynn wrote:Show nested quote +On February 04 2009 09:20 Yogurt wrote:On February 04 2009 08:30 Makhno wrote:On February 04 2009 06:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wtf mortal god all day. How are you going to die if you can prevent/defend everything?
Sleep in moon base bunker every night, teleport back, eat healthiest breakfast, save the world, blow some shit up, eat healthy again, create safe alcohol party, bone 5 chicks, repeat. Manipulate a shitload of money/effort into stem cell research, cures for diseases, transplant research, robotics (cyborg-god!) and finally cryogenics so you can reap the harvest of your investments should your time start to run out before enough anti-aging shit has been invented. And what you said, to make it all worthwhile. haha that's why these things never work lOOpholes! Yeah, the dude I stole this from had included that you can't leave Earth, and you will die no matter what when you're 80 years old (for mortal god option). I thought that was excessive since I already wrote "100% mortal" so I left it out...I realize now why he had that there =/
Hm, in that case I would say your best shot is in supporting some sort of theoretical physics research and hope for the slim possibility that something that can alter time is invented. Or maybe I'm just being annoying because I can't answer the question and the philosophical implications of both options scares me. No one knows!
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