EPTWhats worse? - Page 3
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brian
United States9639 Posts
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
On May 29 2007 16:31 Rekrul wrote: Sex is totally overrated I'd rather jerk off every day for the rest of my life than bang Alba and get HIV. I'd get hiv and then bang Alba | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:12 cxz4sho wrote: Ok I'm wrong...HIV is manageable and AIDS isn't...please don't ban me rekrul 40,000 men and women everyday (redefine happiness) Another 40,000 coming everyday (we can be like they are) Come on baby (don't fear the reaper!) Blue oyster cult kicks ass. And um. I'd go with pus. I think my dick would go back into my stomach if I drank cum. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:33 Rekrul wrote: Yeah but you can tell girls you drank piss to save the life of a darling kitten. Insta-blowjob. Indeedy | ||
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uT)Murray
Finland359 Posts
Reason: + Show Spoiler + Yuck. | ||
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Mindcrime
United States6899 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:38 Mindcrime wrote: I watched the first 5 seconds of that.... you sir are a son of a bitch for posting that. That is fucking beat! | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
Smash your shit into your shower drain with your foot. OR Pee like a woman for the rest of your life. Poll: Which? (Vote): Smash shit into the drain (Vote): Pee like a woman (Vote): death | ||
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brian
United States9639 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:43 Gene wrote: why's that even a question? smash shit ez Its a toss up for me , They both equally suck. I just thought it would be funny cause some guy made a post about smashing shit into his shower drain a few years ago. | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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brian
United States9639 Posts
you can clean up the shit peeing like a girl blows what if there's no bathroom around? doesnt anyone else enjoy being able to unzip and relieve yourself on the spot? im also in the middle of nowhere frequently, as i'm building a house in vermont. | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:48 Gene wrote: i never miss in the dark you can clean up the shit peeing like a girl blows what if there's no bathroom around? doesnt anyone else enjoy being able to unzip and releive yourself on the spot? im also in the middle of nowhere frequently, as i'm building a house in vermont. True, can't imagine myself squatting drunken in an alley. | ||
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GongKyuckTerran
Croatia1096 Posts
Would You Rather.. cut your mom both tits with chain saw or your father put you 30cm long stick in da ass few minutes every day for rest of your life Poll: Which? T.T (Vote): cut your mom both tits with chain saw (Vote): 30cm long stick in da ass (Vote): death | ||
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brian
United States9639 Posts
now you're wishing pain on other people. my mother none the less. that post should be nuked ;/ | ||
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Folca
2235 Posts
dude, thats disgusting ok, next one plz o.O Poll: What would you rather do? (Vote): Take a whizz all over your bathroom and start licking it (Vote): Take a dump in your GF's house and bring her parents to forcibly eat it.. :edit: requested not to quote  | ||
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GongKyuckTerran
Croatia1096 Posts
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brian
United States9639 Posts
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Manifesto7
Osaka27168 Posts
Panties, cause im wearing them anyways. Xmas dinner with Dan the man. The kitty is dead. I mean I might drink a cup but a gallon is A LOT of fucking piss. Take the bullet for Bush. Im not getting HIV for that skinny little tramp. Besides, average looking girls let you do freaky shit because they want to keep you happy. Alba known she doesnt have to feltch cause she can get anyone. Cum or puss? wtf that one is stupid. Try harder. ============================================== Here is mine. You finish school and want to make it as a writer of philosophy and social commentary. Your life can unfold two ways: A) You become an amazingly successful writer, acheiving great commercial success. Your life is obviously luxurious, and future generations of your family will live comfotably thanks to your efforts. However, after your death, a group of extremists interpret your writings as gospel, and use them as justification for a deadly global terrorism campaign which kills millions and de-stabilizes the world. B) You live your life in abject poverty, working menial jobs and writing a night. Nothing you create seems to gain popularity, and your friends and family are frustrated that you continue in a fruitless endevour. You die from malnutrition and a host of substance abuse issues. After your death your possessions are abandoned as your family doesnt care enough to collect them. Someone sees your works in a new light, and publishes them in a philisophical volume that affects the world. Eventually they are incorporated the constitutions of many leading countries and changes the course of history. | ||
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brian
United States9639 Posts
life sucks but i dont know it cause im a druggie not to mention the world is a better place, not full of zealous murderers | ||
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