EPTSit her down somewhere, look into her eyes, and yell "IM NOT DOING DRUGS" for like an hour >.<
Tell your parents that you're going to START doing drugs unless they give you a blood test
My parents STILL think I'm on drugs - Page 2
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Tsagacity
United States2124 Posts
Sit her down somewhere, look into her eyes, and yell "IM NOT DOING DRUGS" for like an hour >.< Tell your parents that you're going to START doing drugs unless they give you a blood test | ||
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weaksauce
369 Posts
then say "fuck you" and light the fattest blunt known to man and smoke it in front of them. | ||
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Folca
2235 Posts
Solution : Actually go to the doctor, and bring test results, and if she says you bribed him or some crap, slap her in the face end of story | ||
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
Did you do anything that anyone suggested in the last thread?!?!? You better get up there and tell your parents off, and go to a doctor, prove that you're not on drugs, make them pay for a therapist, make them take all the drug tests, and screw up THEIR lives until they stop SCREWING UP YOURS. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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Then again, there could be something that you're not telling us that might lead your parents to think you're using drugs and drinking alcohol. | ||
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Lycaeus
United States1420 Posts
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XCetron
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oneofthem
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
My parents thought I was on drugs once. The day after I came home from a trip to NY with a couple of buddies my mom was doing the laundry. And she found "marijuana" in my pocket, I have a tendency to grab leaves and stuff off trees and play with them, sometimes I put them in my pocket. We were at a cherry blossom festivel thing in NY so I stole a couple of flowers and put them in my pocked. The day after we came back my dad called me down from upstairs and asked me, "what kind of friends do I have". I replied, "black friends?" (since my two buddies were both black :p). Then he caught me offguard when he said have you ever smoked marijiguana. I didn't reply anything and thought back because I have "friends" that are heavy on drugs. But my answer was a "no?", he opened a piece of paper my mom had put the leaves in it and asked me whats this. I replied I don't know (which wasn't too smart), he replied it was in your pocked. I said, "probably leaves from yesterday, I stole a flower and put it in my pocked". He then procceeded TO SMOKE THE LEAVES! I couldn't stop laughing he rolled it up just like a pro and light it up!! I asked him if his ever done that before, because he looked nostalgic to him. We then stepped into an awkward moment and I then went back up stairs and came back in 5 minutes or so. I asked him how the drugs were treating him, but he didn't reply. The entire day we didn't really talk, but things went back to normal the following day. And that was my parents tought I was on drugs story.  | ||
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LxRogue
United States1415 Posts
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Pressure
7326 Posts
he smoked the leaves.. wow | ||
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KodoU-
United States129 Posts
but thats a shitty situation. Go have a blood test done yourself and basically give it to her. Have the cops come and give you a breathalizer in front of them for any alcohol t.t do somethin but damn that sucks good luck with that. | ||
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sith
United States2474 Posts
On May 28 2007 19:08 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Leave your computer on this page so they can "accidently" read it and stop questioning you. Or have a legit talk with them. Sit down and tell them why you wouldn't do drugs, things that they will like to hear to reassure them that you really aren't doing anything bad. My parents thought I was on drugs once. The day after I came home from a trip to NY with a couple of buddies my mom was doing the laundry. And she found "marijuana" in my pocket, I have a tendency to grab leaves and stuff off trees and play with them, sometimes I put them in my pocket. We were at a cherry blossom festivel thing in NY so I stole a couple of flowers and put them in my pocked. The day after we came back my dad called me down from upstairs and asked me, "what kind of friends do I have". I replied, "black friends?" (since my two buddies were both black :p). Then he caught me offguard when he said have you ever smoked marijiguana. I didn't reply anything and thought back because I have "friends" that are heavy on drugs. But my answer was a "no?", he opened a piece of paper my mom had put the leaves in it and asked me whats this. I replied I don't know (which wasn't too smart), he replied it was in your pocked. I said, "probably leaves from yesterday, I stole a flower and put it in my pocked". He then procceeded TO SMOKE THE LEAVES! I couldn't stop laughing he rolled it up just like a pro and light it up!! I asked him if his ever done that before, because he looked nostalgic to him. We then stepped into an awkward moment and I then went back up stairs and came back in 5 minutes or so. I asked him how the drugs were treating him, but he didn't reply. The entire day we didn't really talk, but things went back to normal the following day. And that was my parents tought I was on drugs story. Ahahahah thats awesome. But you would have to be stupid to just smoke some random leaves...wouldn't you? | ||
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TesisMech
Peru688 Posts
Its funny that ur mom WANTS to belive that u do drugs wtf just go to the doctor and show her the results | ||
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funkie
Venezuela9376 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
On May 28 2007 19:11 sith wrote: Ahahahah thats awesome. But you would have to be stupid to just smoke some random leaves...wouldn't you? Indeed haha. :p Me and my father have an awkward relationship we get along, but we view the world very differently. Although we do share in a special kind of crazyness according to family members.  | ||
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tKd_
United States2916 Posts
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baal
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Rotodyne
United States2263 Posts
On May 28 2007 18:59 sith wrote: I would get them some therapy sessions because they seem bat shit crazy. That sums it up :/ | ||
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Folca
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