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Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 01 2007 22:46 GMT
#41
On January 02 2007 07:05 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
you shouldnt have sex during her period lol


better than having sex with someone who didn't have a period yet.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
January 01 2007 22:57 GMT
#42
On January 02 2007 07:46 pr0n- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 02 2007 07:05 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
you shouldnt have sex during her period lol


better than having sex with someone who didn't have a period yet.


well at least we agree on our views on pedos ><
Only communists disconnect.
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
January 01 2007 23:01 GMT
#43
I've seen several movies where sisters have sex with random guys, ofter several at a time. All hope is not lost.
ModeratorFather of bunnies
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
January 01 2007 23:02 GMT
#44
On January 02 2007 08:01 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
I've seen several movies where sisters have sex with random guys, ofter several at a time. All hope is not lost.


yea hes got a point. they wouldnt put that shit in a movie if it wasnt true.
Only communists disconnect.
SteelString
Profile Joined July 2006
446 Posts
January 01 2007 23:08 GMT
#45
Watch the movie Orgazmo.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 01 2007 23:25 GMT
#46
On January 02 2007 08:01 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
I've seen several movies where sisters have sex with random guys, ofter several at a time. All hope is not lost.

that dude knows the right movies to watch. yea gogo believe anything they tell on television.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
January 02 2007 01:37 GMT
#47
Where are you from zergstory?

Anyway, follow your heart, don't even hesitate, you can lose nothing more than if you don't try. If it happens, it happens. If she has reciprocal feelings you might be pleasantly surprised, and if she does not, such is life. Be yourself, and be honest with your feelings. One must first place the bet, to win and don't forget that the fun part, is the time spent in the game.
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
January 02 2007 01:42 GMT
#48
she doesn't love you

she loves jesus

sorry buddy but you're pretty much hopeless on this one
好好喝喝天天快乐
GoBOXERgogo
Profile Joined June 2006
664 Posts
January 02 2007 02:15 GMT
#49
I havent read any of the responses but my sister is a mormon and they're all fake. That whole nice shit is cause they believe the only way to get into heaven is to try to be a perfect person or some bullshit. ALL mormons are nice and like that..it's seriously just an act. Half of them are basket cases. Don't bother
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
January 02 2007 02:51 GMT
#50
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Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
January 02 2007 02:54 GMT
#51
On January 02 2007 10:37 Physician wrote:
Where are you from zergstory?


from his signature i can only conclude he is german, or german speaking at least.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
January 02 2007 03:03 GMT
#52
I know a really cute and devote mormon girl. She and her family act like the mormon family on Southpark xD.
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
ToT)Testie(
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada723 Posts
January 02 2007 03:04 GMT
#53
nitram lags
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
January 02 2007 03:30 GMT
#54
On January 02 2007 12:04 ToT)Testie( wrote:
nitram lags


i blame nitram
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
January 02 2007 04:02 GMT
#55
Imagine, without religion, you wouldn't be having this problem.
Mango @ U.S.East!
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-02 04:15:33
January 02 2007 04:15 GMT
#56
without religion he probably wouldnt have had any contact with this girl at all, so your point is well... no point at all
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-02 06:10:14
January 02 2007 06:09 GMT
#57
On January 02 2007 12:30 decafchicken wrote:
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On January 02 2007 12:04 ToT)Testie( wrote:
nitram lags


i blame nitram


:'(

Scorpion: He meet this "SisterL" girl thanks to his religion. ~~
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PHauxE
Profile Joined November 2006
United States69 Posts
January 02 2007 06:41 GMT
#58
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zergstory
Profile Joined December 2006
69 Posts
January 02 2007 07:28 GMT
#59
I am not a German, I am in Germany.
I am Asian, I usually dont have any feeling about Caucasion girls, she is the one changed my mind. (you know, in Asians' eyes, most Caucasion girls are sluts.
verloren ist nur...wer sich selbst aufgibt
zergstory
Profile Joined December 2006
69 Posts
January 02 2007 07:29 GMT
#60
and please stop joking on my sisters.......(angry sigh)
verloren ist nur...wer sich selbst aufgibt
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