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On January 01 2007 19:42 Kwark wrote:
It's because you converted. Missionaries don't hang around Christians, they go convert others. Write her a letter saying you're wavering in your faith, she'll be back. :p
Plus, of all the religions to convert to you became a Mormon?
Anyways, say you can't find the light of God in your life and you need some more of her company..... and perhaps a lapdance.
you are cursed,
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Haha, I'm around Mormons for almost a year now, I only talk with guys tho (never seen any cute missionary gals there anyway), BUT, the only thing I ever considered baptism for was the girls! Mormon girls are close to perfect since they're modest and honest and lovely and cute and whatnot, and if they also happen to be pretty this whole combination can be quite devastating.
Looks like you joined the church pretty soon there tho, should have kept it more honest for a while, girls like persistence :o
On the other hand, even if it's not her, you still have a veritable pick of the litter - there must be plenty of other Mormon gals to choose from, gl.
-Mynock
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Not celibate, chaste.
LDS members can serve on a mission from ages 19-23, and much, much older - elder missionaries. Most are young, and are unmarried when they serve, therefore no sex.
And writing to her saying you're wavering in your faith won't work, b/c they have no say in where they're sent.
For now, if you want an LDS girl, pay attention to all those singles' ward activities, dances, trips, etc. Or, you can go to BYU, seriously. Lots of returned missionaries go there, and sometimes it seems that the school is there just so people can get married.
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Course if she's not from too far away, you can always get contact info from her and stay in touch. Missionaries love hearing about what those they teach are up to.
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THERE ARE BUT TWO QUESTIONS TO PONDER OVER A BEER YOUNG ONE:
Will you feel like more of a jackass if you ask her and she denies you, or if you don't ask her and—GASP—NEVER KNOW!?!
and teh more important one
arent fucking missionaries supposed to be celebate??!
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On January 02 2007 05:32 zergstory wrote:Show nested quote +On January 01 2007 19:29 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
i'm gonna need a pic of this sister L. well... if any of you REALLY want to know how she looks like, leave your email, I send you a picture. Basicly I should not do that, because I dont get her permission.
dont do it b/c it'll get posted here ~_~
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Just ask her out, dammit.
-Mynock
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On January 02 2007 06:38 j0ehoe wrote:
THERE ARE BUT TWO QUESTIONS TO PONDER OVER A BEER YOUNG ONE:
Will you feel like more of a jackass if you ask her and she denies you, or if you don't ask her and—GASP—NEVER KNOW!?!
and teh more important one
arent fucking missionaries supposed to be celebate??!
use the F-word not make you look cool.
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On January 02 2007 06:46 Mynock wrote:
Just ask her out, dammit.
-Mynock
It's impossible, at least during her missionary period.
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There's gotta be a lame joke about the missionary position in this...
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You can't compete with Jesus.
Don't even try.
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I think this will solve all your problems
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On January 02 2007 07:17 InFiNitY[pG] wrote:I think this will solve all your problems
those solve Your problems dont solve Mine. btw, your game vs Ppppppp on LT is cool.
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On January 02 2007 07:17 InFiNitY[pG] wrote:I think this will solve all your problems
Present to my gf on her bday this year.
I'll see how she takes it and then share the results :o
-Mynock
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