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I'm sure many of you have seen those horrible game reviews on GameSpot. But we can get some entertainment about an even simpler thing - some of the horrible game names.
Without further ado:
You can browse through them starting from the first page here. Or you can skip to the really stupid ones on Page 3.
I'm not guaranteeing you'll have fun folks... It may make you want to get up and leave for a bit. But hey, no hurt in trying. :D
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hey, wild woody, sounds cool
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infinity21
Canada6683 Posts
haha some of those are funny. Better are the explanations =D Yeeeeah Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja~! I pwn j00!! roflmao
what do you guys think of Maple Story? I was so addicted to that game, but I swear the game has NOTHING to do with maples... more like mushrooms. They should call it Mushroom Story
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United States20661 Posts
On November 13 2006 19:59 infinity21 wrote: haha some of those are funny. Better are the explanations =D Yeeeeah Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja~! I pwn j00!! roflmao
what do you guys think of Maple Story? I was so addicted to that game, but I swear the game has NOTHING to do with maples... more like mushrooms. They should call it Mushroom Story
hey me too ^^
They added maple weapons... of course, I quit before they made it to global. Wouldn't have had much use for them, anyways... I was using eclipse :X
As titles go, it's not bad.
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WTF Irritating Stick, Nuts and Milk its like a games involving some sort of erectile disfunction.
Wait wait I'm sorry they keep going: Sticky Balls, Wild Woody, Iggys reckin balls, Booby kids, Tongue of the fatman, Wargasm.
Jesus I couldn't even make this stuff up this is ridiculous.
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after reading the phrase "irritating stick" i started to laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes
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joohyunee
Korea (South)1087 Posts
IRRITATING STICK ROFLCOPTERAMO AHAHAHAHA LMAO LMAO
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
IRRITATING STICK!!!!!!!!
Oh boy. I can't wait to hear what a deep and immersive plot is behind that title...
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
And we have a winner. Please pass the ointment.
Platform : Playstation Publisher : Jaleco Year : 1999
While it's refreshingly honest that the game actually tells you that it's irritating before you buy it, as a name, it's terrible. It's so bad, in fact, that we bought a copy about five years ago and haven't opened it because we don't want to. Because it's irritating.
Cracking.
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Wargasm I think George Bush gets these.
Platform : PC Publisher : Infogrames Year : 1998
Do you love the smell of napalm in the morning? Like, really, really love it? So do the overstimulated dorks behind this atrocious strategy game.
ahahah
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Wow, i really thought 'Tube Slider' would've been on the list somewheres.. Funny read.
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is awesome32270 Posts
OMG I played irritating stick for PSX!
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is awesome32270 Posts
btw is like the worst game ever
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HAHAHAHHA OMFG BAD DUDES VS DRAGON NINJA HAHAHAHHA SO LAME HAHAHAH
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rofl Bad Dudes that was awesome
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Canada7170 Posts
We should hybrid a few of these games... how about... "Wild Woody's Irritating Stick"? "Booby Kid's Sticky Balls"? Funny thing is that in today's culture, it'd sell a few copies, too.
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I think it would sell a little more then a two.. I heard of bad titles for things.. but wow.. good find!
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I wish I could find out how many copies these sold. I wouldn't be surprised to see some of them in the single digits. I had a great laugh though...
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I own a pretty good Breakout clone for Game Gear called Woody Pop .
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If It Moves, Shoot It!
and the woody one is cool - with a pencil ^_^
but this one pwnz them all really: + Show Spoiler +
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On November 13 2006 19:53 Alborz wrote: "Nuts & Milk" hahahaha dude that was an awesome game!! :D
lol wtf bad dudes vs dragon ninja
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I didn't find the list so funny, until I got to the number one and rofled for 5 minutes straight. That name is out of this world. There is a review at here. I'd like to try it once.
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Nuts and Milk and Bad Dudes vs Ninjas were fucking HILARIOUS.
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Irritating Stick is actually a really famous game (not video game) in a Japanese TV show. You basically wear a goggle, groves (I think), and hold a stick with electricity through it. Then you have to complete a course by taking the stick through maze of wire. If your stick touches the wire, that’s game over and sparks will fly out of the stick. If you complete the course you win about $10000 US :D I didn’t know they made a video game about this. But the translation is hilarious.
btw Nuts and Milk is awesome game =D, it even got map editor.
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Now that I think about it, "Starcraft" is actually kind of a mediocre name ("hey guys, it's like Warcraft, but *in space*" ), though obviously not as bad/silly as the ones on this list.
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bad dudes is an awesome game though it has this guy in it
and also the best plot in any game
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On November 14 2006 17:12 Ghin wrote:bad dudes is an awesome game though it has this guy in it and also the best plot in any game
Haha wow nice plot.
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I think Nuts and Milk is a charming name
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Zero Wing (and all it encompasses), "boom zig"
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The one with the #2 pencil was totally outrageous~
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hahah I love this one: Beyond the Beyond:Way past the far out. lol
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On November 14 2006 19:29 Zorglub1 wrote: hahah I love this one: Beyond the Beyond:Way past the far out. lol
Hahahahaha. Now THAT is saying the same thing three times XD
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is awesome32270 Posts
On November 14 2006 13:08 sdG)Sakura-JAP wrote: Irritating Stick is actually a really famous game (not video game) in a Japanese TV show. You basically wear a goggle, groves (I think), and hold a stick with electricity through it. Then you have to complete a course by taking the stick through maze of wire. If your stick touches the wire, that’s game over and sparks will fly out of the stick. If you complete the course you win about $10000 US :D I didn’t know they made a video game about this. But the translation is hilarious.
btw Nuts and Milk is awesome game =D, it even got map editor.
irritating stick had a mape ditor too. But the game is so boring and extremely difficult as to play it with the psx pad
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