hey guys i am from asia and in germany now, i knew the germans are famous for their"sauberkeit(cleaness)". I always pee while i stand beside the toilet, so....
some day i find this fking message on the door: " bla bla bla..........in civilized countries men sit on the toilet when they pee.....bla bla bla...."
i cant believe it.... i think it is a personal insult, am i not civilized man?
imho, as a Man, you should pee while you stand, otherwise you looks like a sissi.....can you imagine some man who used to pee while sitting someday in outdoor and he just bend his knees to pee like a woman? lolz!
so, i really want to hear your oppinion!
Poll: you pee while you sit or stand (in bath room) (Vote): always sit (Vote): always stand
Always sit. Its more civilized because there is a less "urine spray" bouncing off the porcelain to contaminate the rest room. In the end its just a cleaner bathroom experience altogether and avoids a lot of unpleasant smells in the long term. You also have to use tissue to wipe the tip of your penis to keep your underwear and pants cleaner.
Eh for me it depends. At my own place, I'll stand, as it's just that much easier/faster. However if I'm at a friends place, (especially if it's fancier than my own), I'll probably sit to keep it cleaner. Every once in a while your piss just decides to like split into 2 streams or some shit and go everywhere.
its a women who wrote that, not because there arent men who prefere sitting down.. its just that men know not to tell other men how to do their business
its a woman, a feminist... just ignore it..
there are alot of feminists in europe, just ignore them and they go away...
On October 29 2006 15:39 Haemonculus wrote: Eh for me it depends. At my own place, I'll stand, as it's just that much easier/faster. However if I'm at a friends place, (especially if it's fancier than my own), I'll probably sit to keep it cleaner. Every once in a while your piss just decides to like split into 2 streams or some shit and go everywhere.
haha, yeah i know that ><. I sit just because its cleaner. at my house i don't really care ;;
On October 29 2006 15:36 Chobohobo wrote: Always sit. Its more civilized because there is a less "urine spray" bouncing off the porcelain to contaminate the rest room. In the end its just a cleaner bathroom experience altogether and avoids a lot of unpleasant smells in the long term. You also have to use tissue to wipe the tip of your penis to keep your underwear and pants cleaner.
yeah just shake that shit all over then tuck your dick into the bottom of your pants so if it does have dribble then it goes to the bottom seam of your boxers where it wont appear like you pissed yourself, and the next day you're changing your underwear anyway so who gives a fuck. Piss is sterile clean stuff.
On October 29 2006 15:48 perLi is 2down wrote: yeah just shake that shit all over then tuck your dick into the bottom of your pants so if it does have dribble then it goes to the bottom seam of your boxers where it wont appear like you pissed yourself, and the next day you're changing your underwear anyway so who gives a fuck. Piss is sterile clean stuff.
Its just easier and more comfortable to grab a tiny sheet of toilet paper and wipe off any dribble, then wash your hands. The thing that I hate about using public bathrooms is that there isn't a toilet paper roll by the stalls so not only do I have to urinate standing up but also have to suffer the consequences of the 'dribble' running down my leg...
On October 29 2006 15:48 perLi is 2down wrote: yeah just shake that shit all over then tuck your dick into the bottom of your pants so if it does have dribble then it goes to the bottom seam of your boxers where it wont appear like you pissed yourself, and the next day you're changing your underwear anyway so who gives a fuck. Piss is sterile clean stuff.
Its just easier and more comfortable to grab a tiny sheet of toilet paper and wipe off any dribble, then wash your hands. The thing that I hate about using public bathrooms is that there isn't a toilet paper roll by the stalls so not only do I have to urinate standing up but also have to suffer the consequences of the 'dribble' running down my leg...
wtf how does the dribble run down your leg? i'm 90% sure you are a woman at this point
I'm pretty sure the nature of the organ is designed for men to stand... I mean, it just makes friggin sense, I have NEVER heard of a guy sitting down while peeing, or this "wiping" crap.
The amount of gay threads on tl lately is disturbing. I did sit down a couple of times in my life, like when i was really drunk, or at work, to take a 10 nap at the same time.
On October 29 2006 16:04 Newbistic wrote: I'm pretty sure the nature of the organ is designed for men to stand... I mean, it just makes friggin sense, I have NEVER heard of a guy sitting down while peeing, or this "wiping" crap.
On October 29 2006 15:36 Chobohobo wrote: Always sit. Its more civilized because there is a less "urine spray" bouncing off the porcelain to contaminate the rest room. In the end its just a cleaner bathroom experience altogether and avoids a lot of unpleasant smells in the long term. You also have to use tissue to wipe the tip of your penis to keep your underwear and pants cleaner.
fag
why are you insulting him because he does a certain thing? hes not having sex with men so hes not a fag. shut up.
On October 29 2006 15:48 perLi is 2down wrote: yeah just shake that shit all over then tuck your dick into the bottom of your pants so if it does have dribble then it goes to the bottom seam of your boxers where it wont appear like you pissed yourself, and the next day you're changing your underwear anyway so who gives a fuck. Piss is sterile clean stuff.
Its just easier and more comfortable to grab a tiny sheet of toilet paper and wipe off any dribble, then wash your hands. The thing that I hate about using public bathrooms is that there isn't a toilet paper roll by the stalls so not only do I have to urinate standing up but also have to suffer the consequences of the 'dribble' running down my leg...
ill give you teh benefit of the doubt that you're a man. and im gonna let you in on a lil secret.
On October 29 2006 15:32 nova_442 wrote: Always stand. Exception if you're already sitting, taking a crap, and decide to kill two birds with one stone.
On October 29 2006 15:40 Hysterisk wrote: its a women who wrote that, not because there arent men who prefere sitting down.. its just that men know not to tell other men how to do their business
its a woman, a feminist... just ignore it..
there are alot of feminists in europe, just ignore them and they go away...
do i have to take a photo of my penis and post it here? i dont think so. sorry for my poor english, only women say "pee" ? or should i say "piss"?
Wow I had no idea this was so damned important to people. Sure I'll stand up unless I'm afraid I'm gonna make a mess. At the same time, it won't kill you to sit down. You're in a foreign country, and the locals seem to sit to piss. Is it gonna kill you to do their thing for a bit?
On October 29 2006 15:36 Chobohobo wrote: Always sit. Its more civilized because there is a less "urine spray" bouncing off the porcelain to contaminate the rest room. In the end its just a cleaner bathroom experience altogether and avoids a lot of unpleasant smells in the long term. You also have to use tissue to wipe the tip of your penis to keep your underwear and pants cleaner.
fag
why are you insulting him because he does a certain thing? hes not having sex with men so hes not a fag. shut up.
On October 29 2006 15:36 Chobohobo wrote: Always sit. Its more civilized because there is a less "urine spray" bouncing off the porcelain to contaminate the rest room. In the end its just a cleaner bathroom experience altogether and avoids a lot of unpleasant smells in the long term. You also have to use tissue to wipe the tip of your penis to keep your underwear and pants cleaner.
fag
why are you insulting him because he does a certain thing? hes not having sex with men so hes not a fag. shut up.
Coming to the rescue of your BOYFRIEND? fag.
Lol. ArnC, ya gotta learn the difference between playful fag calling and actually flaming. This is just harmless fun, when they turn up at your house with a pick axe, then you post on here about it.
On October 29 2006 16:04 Newbistic wrote: I'm pretty sure the nature of the organ is designed for men to stand... I mean, it just makes friggin sense, I have NEVER heard of a guy sitting down while peeing, or this "wiping" crap.
im pretty certain if you're going by nature we werent really intended to have toilets or whatever in the first place
On October 29 2006 16:04 Newbistic wrote: I'm pretty sure the nature of the organ is designed for men to stand... I mean, it just makes friggin sense, I have NEVER heard of a guy sitting down while peeing, or this "wiping" crap.
im pretty certain if you're going by nature we werent really intended to have toilets or whatever in the first place
I sometimes sit while peeing when iam really drunk or otherwise feeling dizzy. To thread creator: It was definetly ment as an insult because the "civilized" part hints that he thinks aryans > asian mongoloids .
On October 29 2006 16:04 Newbistic wrote: I'm pretty sure the nature of the organ is designed for men to stand... I mean, it just makes friggin sense, I have NEVER heard of a guy sitting down while peeing, or this "wiping" crap.
im pretty certain if you're going by nature we werent really intended to have toilets or whatever in the first place
If you would like to discuss the posture a person should take while pissing, technically when there were no toilets or whatever in the first place and people were butt naked, a man would still have been standing while taking a piss. There would not have been a toilet to sit on.
only time i'll sit is if i just woke up and im tired as shit, then i proceed to fall asleep on the toilet for an extra 5 minutes. Also, i wipe the tip of my dick after pissing, i don't want my dick to smell like piss, i've been around people that smell like they pissed on themselves and it doesn't smell too great.
I duno when it started, but I find myself sitting more often than not these days.
I am uncircumcized so I always have to control my flow rate to avoid any tidius clean up. The tricky part is the start and the end because thats where the biggest probability of your streams splitting lies. Also, there is always that last bit you have to "push out" and its easy to overshoot. It got really annoying and one day I just said fuck it.
I pee'd sitting one time when I was little and it went through the crack between the bowl and the lid and got all over my pants. I didn't even notice until I was done. T_T
Always sit, have some literature with me at like 99% of the time -.-. A moment of peace and quiet even though im done in a few secs I take a few mine ^^.
Only one exception to standing up is when you wanna pee, while having a huge boner (this happens sometimes). Otherwise, I stand, unless taking a crap, but the vote clearly stated peeing and not pooping.
On October 30 2006 01:11 Fedaykin wrote: Only one exception to standing up is when you wanna pee, while having a huge boner (this happens sometimes). Otherwise, I stand, unless taking a crap, but the vote clearly stated peeing and not pooping.
Morning wood is always a challenge.
It just seems like less effort standing up and dropping your pants, then sitting on the can when you pissing. If you miss the toilet, you have the toilet paper to help you out.
If you want to be a rebel, take a dump in the sink :O!
On October 29 2006 16:12 micronesia wrote: I'd say the only time to sit would be if you were not feeling well (sick) or really tired (such as right when you wake up).
I actually started sitting down because I was sick for a couple of weeks like.. 10 years ago or so (maybe more), then just never got around to changing since it had become a habit.
On October 30 2006 01:11 Fedaykin wrote: Only one exception to standing up is when you wanna pee, while having a huge boner (this happens sometimes). Otherwise, I stand, unless taking a crap, but the vote clearly stated peeing and not pooping.
Yes because its hard to aim and your piss direction gets all erratic.
On October 29 2006 15:30 Holbein wrote: I always pee while i stand beside the toilet, so....
might be the reason you got this
On October 29 2006 15:30 Holbein wrote: some day i find this fking message on the door: " bla bla bla..........in civilized countries men sit on the toilet when they pee.....bla bla bla...."
On October 29 2006 22:58 gLyo wrote: I pee'd sitting one time when I was little and it went through the crack between the bowl and the lid and got all over my pants. I didn't even notice until I was done. T_T
I pee standing up, but ffs my dick is 1.5 meter above the floor so i sometimes miss. thats why i sit when its embarrassing to miss. like when you are at a girls house, cant hurt to sit does it now. and it will save you a lot of trouble sometimes. unlike some of you i do not have 1 tight stream. some spatters are coming off. i think its cleaner to sit rather to standup im just too lazy when im at my own place and public places have those comfy urinoirs.
no you are not a girl when you sit. you are a nasty fag when you spray urine over your gf's bathroom
am i the only one here that pisses at such a high velocity and strength that when my piss hits the water it creates so much recoil and splash that the next person into the toilet would think that someone dropped a water balloon in there or smthn?!
On October 30 2006 07:45 {ToT}Strafe wrote: I pee standing up, but ffs my dick is 1.5 meter above the floor so i sometimes miss. thats why i sit when its embarrassing to miss.
no excuse... if you're that tall your dick should be long enough to compensate for your height while standing and peeing.
Yeah I know.. God thought of every single detail before creating us
On October 30 2006 01:11 Fedaykin wrote: Only one exception to standing up is when you wanna pee, while having a huge boner (this happens sometimes). Otherwise, I stand, unless taking a crap, but the vote clearly stated peeing and not pooping.
Yes because its hard to aim and your piss direction gets all erratic.
You fuckers must have small cocks. How the fuck do you fit your cock into the toilet when you have a hard-on? This is an impossibility for my man-cock.
Anyone here ever upper decked someone or had it done to themselves? + Show Spoiler +
Upper-Decking is when you drop a deuce in the 'upper-deck'(tank) of the toilet... they have much fun when they flush. ^_^;;
Also: if you splash accidentally while pissing THATS when you get toilet paper and wipe it up. And remember, if you shake it more than once, you're just playing with it.
On October 30 2006 08:33 pyrogenetix wrote: hey no chinese bashing baal, especialy since you cant even tell the difference between chinese food and japanese food
he started it :3
anywy i thik i got my bases covered with this... no way ill going to fuck about azns again.
I think it is about time they design toilets and urinals that eliminate the splash factor of the piss bouncing back all over the place.
Especially urinals, I mean wtf? You seriously have to stand 2 feet away or else small piss particles end up all over your clothes from the splash.
I hate to piss sitting down and I almost always piss standing up. But I totally agree that pissing sitting down is the only way to piss without splattering.
On October 30 2006 09:53 tenbagger wrote: I think it is about time they design toilets and urinals that eliminate the splash factor of the piss bouncing back all over the place.
Especially urinals, I mean wtf? You seriously have to stand 2 feet away or else small piss particles end up all over your clothes from the splash.
I hate to piss sitting down and I almost always piss standing up. But I totally agree that pissing sitting down is the only way to piss without splattering.
They already are. You should technically be able to piss at any angle against the central area of the porcelain and not have any splash back. The urine is displaced and sent at conflicting angles. So basically, dont piss into the water, piss directly against the wall of the urinal.
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 08:52 ChoboCop wrote: [QUOTE]On October 30 2006 02:28 Ilikestarcraft wrote: [QUOTE]On October 30 2006 01:11 Fedaykin wrote:
You fuckers must have small cocks. How the fuck do you fit your cock into the toilet when you have a hard-on? This is an impossibility for my man-cock.
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i dont pee when i have an erection
though i know what u mean, i generally stand when i pee then
I just pee where ever when ever, ill pee on your toilet on the floor ;DDD lmao ive done it before lol, but w/e....i only pee sitting when i take a crap...oh and ill clean up after
On October 30 2006 10:54 doedrikthe2nd wrote: Fucking americans. You sit while pissing, you don't wipe your dick off and you don't mind pissing in the shower. What the hell is wrong with you?
On October 29 2006 15:38 Holbein wrote: I swear this is 100% ture, some freak german post that message on the bathroom-door. I hate him.
we do actually have an insult that makes fun of ppl sitting down to pee. Female pressure is getting stronger though :> Maybe it's gonna be like a small anti-feminist revolution to take a piss w/o sitting down in a couple of years.
On October 31 2006 02:19 arbex wrote: Sit in my own house because then I never have to touch the toilet seat under any circumstances. Stand up everywhere else because @#$%ing gross.
1. Take your pants off one single time when pissing standing- you'll notice sth. 2. Reading in the bathroom is best. 3. It does not make you more or less of a man how you piss. --> sitting down ftw.
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 12:06 travis wrote: [QUOTE]On October 30 2006 08:52 ChoboCop wrote: [QUOTE]On October 30 2006 02:28 Ilikestarcraft wrote: [QUOTE]On October 30 2006 01:11 Fedaykin wrote:
You fuckers must have small cocks. How the fuck do you fit your cock into the toilet when you have a hard-on? This is an impossibility for my man-cock.
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i dont pee when i have an erection
though i know what u mean, i generally stand when i pee then[/QUOTE] You can, you just have to sit back very far and lean forward in an extremely awkward manner... plus bend you dick a bit downward (which sucks in that state), and make sure it's down far enough so you don't piss through the soace between the seat and the actual toilet.
I am kind of surprised with the result here. Personally I never sit and piss, and would never really do.
Better stand up and piss when you can guys. When you get old you'll sit all day long in your wheelchair and piss your pants. Heck, if you still haven't gotten a bag on your belly by then you might even get some brown stuff in the pants as well.
There dirt cuz of them bastards that dont wipe the fucking seat if they piss on it Hell if i gotta shit and can make it home without shitting the pants lolz..
watch out if ur gona pee in a river in the amazon or something, some worms that live in the water go looking for urea or some chemical and when you pee it senses that chemical and crawls up ur "pipe"
very nasty removing it... =____=
saw it on national geographic, the locals all tell their kids not to pee in the river
On October 31 2006 13:21 Dexxus wrote: I'm not going to read the paper while standing... And I H8 pubby bathrooms as well. Any other place is fair game for standing.
who the fuck would read the paper while peeing? If I were to read the newspaper as I pissed I would probably not even have enough time to read a sentence..
I think the most satisfying thing you can do is to stand in the shower and pee across the room into the toilet. Requires skills though
On November 01 2006 03:13 Ash wrote: real men pee in the swimming pools =.=
Some pools have a special chemical dye in the water which reacts to urine and will turn into a cloud of red or blue or some such color where you are standing... quite embarrassing i imagine..
On October 29 2006 15:39 Haemonculus wrote: Eh for me it depends. At my own place, I'll stand, as it's just that much easier/faster. However if I'm at a friends place, (especially if it's fancier than my own), I'll probably sit to keep it cleaner. Every once in a while your piss just decides to like split into 2 streams or some shit and go everywhere.
LOL...the 2 stream split will get you every time..
you wouldn't have that problem if the head of your penis, when drawn, hangs beneath the rim of the toilet bowl. then no streams, no matter how many, can escape.
On November 01 2006 17:46 Hot_Bid wrote: you wouldn't have that problem if the head of your penis, when drawn, hangs beneath the rim of the toilet bowl. then no streams, no matter how many, can escape.
Who the fuck sits down to piss as a man? I refuse to read 8 pages about pissing but seriously, did someone say they remove their pants, sit down on that toilet and piss as a guy?
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