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Holbein
Profile Joined October 2006
38 Posts
October 29 2006 06:30 GMT
#1
hey guys i am from asia and in germany now, i knew the germans are famous for their"sauberkeit(cleaness)". I always pee while i stand beside the toilet, so....

some day i find this fking message on the door:
" bla bla bla..........in civilized countries men sit on the toilet when they pee.....bla bla bla...."

i cant believe it.... i think it is a personal insult,
am i not civilized man?

imho, as a Man, you should pee while you stand, otherwise you looks like a sissi.....can you imagine some man who used to pee while sitting someday in outdoor and he just bend his knees to pee like a woman? lolz!

so, i really want to hear your oppinion!

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Poll: you pee while you sit or stand (in bath room)
(Vote): always sit
(Vote): always stand

ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-29 06:31:37
October 29 2006 06:31 GMT
#2
Why the hell would anyone sit while peeing?

Edit - Unless you're also taking a dump.
NovaTheFeared
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States7222 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-29 06:33:29
October 29 2006 06:32 GMT
#3
Always stand. Exception if you're already sitting, taking a crap, and decide to kill two birds with one stone.

EDIT: poster above agrees.
日本語が分かりますか
lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 29 2006 06:34 GMT
#4
nono shit while standing up

that what real civilized men do
14cc... whats next? women voting?
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
October 29 2006 06:34 GMT
#5
WTF?!

This is ridiculous. I can't imagine anyone taking a leak while sitting down.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Holbein
Profile Joined October 2006
38 Posts
October 29 2006 06:34 GMT
#6
haha, glad to hear that
Chobohobo
Profile Joined January 2004
United States945 Posts
October 29 2006 06:36 GMT
#7
Always sit. Its more civilized because there is a less "urine spray" bouncing off the porcelain to contaminate the rest room. In the end its just a cleaner bathroom experience altogether and avoids a lot of unpleasant smells in the long term. You also have to use tissue to wipe the tip of your penis to keep your underwear and pants cleaner.
Holbein
Profile Joined October 2006
38 Posts
October 29 2006 06:38 GMT
#8
I swear this is 100% ture, some freak german post that message on the bathroom-door. I hate him.
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
October 29 2006 06:39 GMT
#9
Eh for me it depends. At my own place, I'll stand, as it's just that much easier/faster. However if I'm at a friends place, (especially if it's fancier than my own), I'll probably sit to keep it cleaner. Every once in a while your piss just decides to like split into 2 streams or some shit and go everywhere.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
October 29 2006 06:40 GMT
#10
On October 29 2006 15:34 lawl mart wrote:
nono shit while standing up

that what real civilized men do

I always cover the toilet seat with toilet paper before I sit down to shit.
Hysterisk
Profile Joined July 2005
Sweden128 Posts
October 29 2006 06:40 GMT
#11
its a women who wrote that, not because there arent men who prefere sitting down.. its just that men know not to tell other men how to do their business

its a woman, a feminist... just ignore it..

there are alot of feminists in europe, just ignore them and they go away...
ArnC
Profile Joined October 2006
United States15 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-29 07:25:48
October 29 2006 06:41 GMT
#12
On October 29 2006 15:39 Haemonculus wrote:
Eh for me it depends. At my own place, I'll stand, as it's just that much easier/faster. However if I'm at a friends place, (especially if it's fancier than my own), I'll probably sit to keep it cleaner. Every once in a while your piss just decides to like split into 2 streams or some shit and go everywhere.

haha, yeah i know that ><. I sit just because its cleaner. at my house i don't really care ;;
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 29 2006 06:43 GMT
#13
On October 29 2006 15:36 Chobohobo wrote:
Always sit. Its more civilized because there is a less "urine spray" bouncing off the porcelain to contaminate the rest room. In the end its just a cleaner bathroom experience altogether and avoids a lot of unpleasant smells in the long term. You also have to use tissue to wipe the tip of your penis to keep your underwear and pants cleaner.


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lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 29 2006 06:44 GMT
#14
lol who wipes fag
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zizou21
Profile Joined September 2006
United States3683 Posts
October 29 2006 06:46 GMT
#15
i hate cunts who say "pee". r u a girl? do u have to tinkle?
its me, tasteless,s roomate LOL!
lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 29 2006 06:47 GMT
#16
haha tinkle
im saying that from now on ;;
14cc... whats next? women voting?
perLi is 2down
Profile Joined April 2006
United States533 Posts
October 29 2006 06:48 GMT
#17
yeah just shake that shit all over then tuck your dick into the bottom of your pants so if it does have dribble then it goes to the bottom seam of your boxers where it wont appear like you pissed yourself, and the next day you're changing your underwear anyway so who gives a fuck. Piss is sterile clean stuff.
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
October 29 2006 06:48 GMT
#18
real man squat.
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LeoTheLion
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
China958 Posts
October 29 2006 06:49 GMT
#19
First penis ratios, and now this.

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SnoopySnacks
Profile Joined May 2003
Tarsonis903 Posts
October 29 2006 06:51 GMT
#20
real men pee in the shower
Holy shit I'm good. Why u easy?
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