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doedrikthe2nd
Profile Joined July 2005
Sweden981 Posts
October 31 2006 05:17 GMT
#141
I mean seriously how bad are you at using your dick if you can't even manage to piss in to the toilet. It's harder not to miss.
Dash
Profile Joined October 2006
United States49 Posts
October 31 2006 05:21 GMT
#142
On October 29 2006 15:40 ieatkids5 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2006 15:34 lawl mart wrote:
nono shit while standing up

that what real civilized men do

I always cover the toilet seat with toilet paper before I sit down to shit.


Likewise- in public restrooms
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36399 Posts
October 31 2006 05:51 GMT
#143
yeah those toilet seats are nasty
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
October 31 2006 06:27 GMT
#144
On October 31 2006 14:51 Hot_Bid wrote:
yeah those toilet seats are nasty



for real lolz
Some!
Profile Joined September 2006
25 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-31 13:06:31
October 31 2006 13:05 GMT
#145
There dirt cuz of them bastards that dont wipe the fucking seat if they piss on it
Hell if i gotta shit and can make it home without shitting the pants lolz..
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5015 Posts
October 31 2006 14:22 GMT
#146
peeing in the shower is great.
staanding while peeing into toliet is great.
but the best by far is peeing outside ftw....
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
October 31 2006 15:04 GMT
#147
yes, the freedom of outside peeing is great indeed
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
October 31 2006 15:31 GMT
#148
oooo i do love a nice pee in the park.
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Ash
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Malaysia1978 Posts
October 31 2006 18:13 GMT
#149
real men pee in the swimming pools =.=
Aukai
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1183 Posts
October 31 2006 18:35 GMT
#150
I sometimes don't have to #1 until I #2, in which case I do both at the same time.
There was one really amazing gal. She was one of the biggest chick i ever seen.
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
October 31 2006 20:51 GMT
#151
On November 01 2006 03:13 Ash wrote:
real men pee in the swimming pools =.=

Peeing in the sea > peeing in a swimming pool

In a pool is kinda gross, though bless the fact that they use chloride (correct word/spelling?) in pools .
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
October 31 2006 21:00 GMT
#152
watch out if ur gona pee in a river in the amazon or something, some worms that live in the water go looking for urea or some chemical and when you pee it senses that chemical and crawls up ur "pipe"

very nasty removing it... =____=

saw it on national geographic, the locals all tell their kids not to pee in the river
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
October 31 2006 21:02 GMT
#153
wtf why does amazon appear as a link?
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
October 31 2006 23:02 GMT
#154
On October 31 2006 13:21 Dexxus wrote:
I'm not going to read the paper while standing... And I H8 pubby bathrooms as well. Any other place is fair game for standing.


who the fuck would read the paper while peeing? If I were to read the newspaper as I pissed I would probably not even have enough time to read a sentence..

I think the most satisfying thing you can do is to stand in the shower and pee across the room into the toilet. Requires skills though

"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
November 01 2006 00:48 GMT
#155
On November 01 2006 03:13 Ash wrote:
real men pee in the swimming pools =.=
Some pools have a special chemical dye in the water which reacts to urine and will turn into a cloud of red or blue or some such color where you are standing... quite embarrassing i imagine..
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
tae
Profile Joined September 2006
United States101 Posts
November 01 2006 07:49 GMT
#156
On October 29 2006 15:39 Haemonculus wrote:
Eh for me it depends. At my own place, I'll stand, as it's just that much easier/faster. However if I'm at a friends place, (especially if it's fancier than my own), I'll probably sit to keep it cleaner. Every once in a while your piss just decides to like split into 2 streams or some shit and go everywhere.


LOL...the 2 stream split will get you every time..
They see me trollin, Im hatin, they hopin that they gon catch me writin dirty...
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
November 01 2006 08:43 GMT
#157
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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36399 Posts
November 01 2006 08:46 GMT
#158
you wouldn't have that problem if the head of your penis, when drawn, hangs beneath the rim of the toilet bowl. then no streams, no matter how many, can escape.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
November 01 2006 09:27 GMT
#159
On November 01 2006 17:46 Hot_Bid wrote:
you wouldn't have that problem if the head of your penis, when drawn, hangs beneath the rim of the toilet bowl. then no streams, no matter how many, can escape.


REALLY long penis/short legs?
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 01 2006 10:02 GMT
#160
Who the fuck sits down to piss as a man? I refuse to read 8 pages about pissing but seriously, did someone say they remove their pants, sit down on that toilet and piss as a guy?
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