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Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
October 29 2006 22:33 GMT
#101
Men stand while they pee. period. if you do otherwise, you're not a man.

Oh and btw, if you can't stand and pee without leaving the place unclean, then learn to pee properly..
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-29 22:38:39
October 29 2006 22:36 GMT
#102
sorry
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-29 22:38:31
October 29 2006 22:36 GMT
#103
sorry my account got kinda bugged. triple post woah
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
October 29 2006 22:45 GMT
#104
I pee standing up, but ffs my dick is 1.5 meter above the floor so i sometimes miss. thats why i sit when its embarrassing to miss. like when you are at a girls house, cant hurt to sit does it now. and it will save you a lot of trouble sometimes. unlike some of you i do not have 1 tight stream. some spatters are coming off. i think its cleaner to sit rather to standup im just too lazy when im at my own place and public places have those comfy urinoirs.

no you are not a girl when you sit. you are a nasty fag when you spray urine over your gf's bathroom
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
October 29 2006 22:46 GMT
#105
am i the only one here that pisses at such a high velocity and strength that when my piss hits the water it creates so much recoil and splash that the next person into the toilet would think that someone dropped a water balloon in there or smthn?!

i sit cuz the toilet cant take it if i stand.

-thats- what real men do and also -why-
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
October 29 2006 23:06 GMT
#106
On October 30 2006 07:45 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
I pee standing up, but ffs my dick is 1.5 meter above the floor so i sometimes miss. thats why i sit when its embarrassing to miss.


no excuse... if you're that tall your dick should be long enough to compensate for your height while standing and peeing.

Yeah I know.. God thought of every single detail before creating us
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
LeoTheLion
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
China958 Posts
October 29 2006 23:09 GMT
#107
Newbs, do you think you're more manly because you stand and piss?

Take more penis enlargement pills k thx
Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy. -Chairman Mao
Tur0k
Profile Joined May 2005
Czech Republic61 Posts
October 29 2006 23:13 GMT
#108
Always sit. We had a carpet around the toilet when I was child
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10683 Posts
October 29 2006 23:30 GMT
#109
On October 30 2006 08:09 LeoTheLion wrote:
Newbs, do you think you're more manly because you stand and piss?

Take more penis enlargement pills k thx


dude... ur from china.

dont ever mention penis enlargement pill as an instult to anybody else.
Im back, in pog form!
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
October 29 2006 23:33 GMT
#110
hey no chinese bashing baal, especialy since you cant even tell the difference between chinese food and japanese food
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-29 23:57:25
October 29 2006 23:52 GMT
#111
On October 30 2006 02:28 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2006 01:11 Fedaykin wrote:
Only one exception to standing up is when you wanna pee, while having a huge boner (this happens sometimes). Otherwise, I stand, unless taking a crap, but the vote clearly stated peeing and not pooping.

Yes because its hard to aim and your piss direction gets all erratic.


You fuckers must have small cocks. How the fuck do you fit your cock into the toilet when you have a hard-on? This is an impossibility for my man-cock.

Anyone here ever upper decked someone or had it done to themselves?
+ Show Spoiler +
Upper-Decking is when you drop a deuce in the 'upper-deck'(tank) of the toilet... they have much fun when they flush. ^_^;;


Also: if you splash accidentally while pissing THATS when you get toilet paper and wipe it up.
And remember, if you shake it more than once, you're just playing with it.
Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered.
Sadir
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Vatican City State1176 Posts
October 29 2006 23:55 GMT
#112
me...sitting^^....most of the time
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
October 29 2006 23:58 GMT
#113
And btw, an interesting thought.. if men are supposed to sit while they pee, why is it then possible to lift the toilet seat?
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
October 30 2006 00:11 GMT
#114
Point. Set. Match.
Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10683 Posts
October 30 2006 00:18 GMT
#115
On October 30 2006 08:33 pyrogenetix wrote:
hey no chinese bashing baal, especialy since you cant even tell the difference between chinese food and japanese food


he started it :3


anywy i thik i got my bases covered with this... no way ill going to fuck about azns again.

[image loading]

Im back, in pog form!
tenbagger
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1289 Posts
October 30 2006 00:53 GMT
#116
I think it is about time they design toilets and urinals that eliminate the splash factor of the piss bouncing back all over the place.

Especially urinals, I mean wtf? You seriously have to stand 2 feet away or else small piss particles end up all over your clothes from the splash.

I hate to piss sitting down and I almost always piss standing up. But I totally agree that pissing sitting down is the only way to piss without splattering.
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
October 30 2006 01:42 GMT
#117
On October 30 2006 09:53 tenbagger wrote:
I think it is about time they design toilets and urinals that eliminate the splash factor of the piss bouncing back all over the place.

Especially urinals, I mean wtf? You seriously have to stand 2 feet away or else small piss particles end up all over your clothes from the splash.

I hate to piss sitting down and I almost always piss standing up. But I totally agree that pissing sitting down is the only way to piss without splattering.
They already are. You should technically be able to piss at any angle against the central area of the porcelain and not have any splash back. The urine is displaced and sent at conflicting angles. So basically, dont piss into the water, piss directly against the wall of the urinal.
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
October 30 2006 01:47 GMT
#118
hahahah nice one baal
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
doedrikthe2nd
Profile Joined July 2005
Sweden981 Posts
October 30 2006 01:54 GMT
#119
Fucking americans. You sit while pissing, you don't wipe your dick off and you don't mind pissing in the shower.
What the hell is wrong with you?
BlaCha
Profile Joined March 2005
Poland743 Posts
October 30 2006 02:05 GMT
#120
wtf sitting ?!!

always stand.
Of course, fucking of course.
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