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ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
October 29 2006 10:16 GMT
#61
On October 29 2006 15:31 ieatkids5 wrote:
Why the hell would anyone sit while peeing?

Edit - Unless you're also taking a dump.
If you avoid your weakness, it will remain your weakness. www.twitter.com/#!/rootheognis Follow me!
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
October 29 2006 10:17 GMT
#62
Always stand away from home. (No wanna buttrub others!)
Always sit at home. (My seat of power and contemplation!)
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
Hot77.iEy
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Finland1486 Posts
October 29 2006 10:25 GMT
#63
I sometimes sit while peeing when iam really drunk or otherwise feeling dizzy.
To thread creator: It was definetly ment as an insult because the "civilized" part hints that
he thinks aryans > asian mongoloids .
-.-
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
October 29 2006 10:44 GMT
#64
why stand when i can sit
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
October 29 2006 10:51 GMT
#65
"No matter how you squirm and dance,
the last drop ends up in your pants."

Still, standing is easier, in terms of efficiency. No need to sit then get up, right?
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jcp
Profile Joined July 2006
Peru192 Posts
October 29 2006 10:57 GMT
#66
"No matter how you squirm and dance,
the last drop ends up in your pants."

who said that lol
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
October 29 2006 11:05 GMT
#67
On October 29 2006 18:45 Liquid`Drone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2006 16:04 Newbistic wrote:
I'm pretty sure the nature of the organ is designed for men to stand... I mean, it just makes friggin sense, I have NEVER heard of a guy sitting down while peeing, or this "wiping" crap.


im pretty certain if you're going by nature we werent really intended to have toilets or whatever in the first place



If you would like to discuss the posture a person should take while pissing, technically when there were no toilets or whatever in the first place and people were butt naked, a man would still have been standing while taking a piss. There would not have been a toilet to sit on.
Logic is Overrated
BrutalMenace
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1237 Posts
October 29 2006 12:16 GMT
#68
dude ur a fucking moron
GoBOXERgogo
Profile Joined June 2006
664 Posts
October 29 2006 12:23 GMT
#69
Real men stand up and piss all over the toilet seat and let the next person sit down on it. That is all
alphaentity
Profile Joined August 2005
United States525 Posts
October 29 2006 12:36 GMT
#70
[image loading]


I bitte
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 29 2006 12:39 GMT
#71
LOL art image hahahaha the penis

too good
好好喝喝天天快乐
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 29 2006 12:39 GMT
#72
btw you lift the seat thats how you keep from pissing all over everything
好好喝喝天天快乐
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
October 29 2006 12:47 GMT
#73
only time i'll sit is if i just woke up and im tired as shit, then i proceed to fall asleep on the toilet for an extra 5 minutes. Also, i wipe the tip of my dick after pissing, i don't want my dick to smell like piss, i've been around people that smell like they pissed on themselves and it doesn't smell too great.
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
October 29 2006 12:51 GMT
#74
yo i fuckin piss all over the walls n shit and i start trippin balls all over everything shit fo sho
gameguard
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Korea (South)2131 Posts
October 29 2006 12:55 GMT
#75
I duno when it started, but I find myself sitting more often than not these days.

I am uncircumcized so I always have to control my flow rate to avoid any tidius clean up. The tricky part is the start and the end because thats where the biggest probability of your streams splitting lies. Also, there is always that last bit you have to "push out" and its easy to overshoot. It got really annoying and one day I just said fuck it.
gLyo
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
United States2410 Posts
October 29 2006 13:58 GMT
#76
I pee'd sitting one time when I was little and it went through the crack between the bowl and the lid and got all over my pants. I didn't even notice until I was done. T_T
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ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
October 29 2006 14:05 GMT
#77
it takes longer to sit down than it does to piss, why would anyone ever sit down? Just aim that shit andyou will be fine.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
October 29 2006 14:14 GMT
#78
LOL, according to the poll, 1/5 of TL.net population are women.
I'll call Nada.
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
October 29 2006 14:29 GMT
#79
I always stand. Unless I sit to poop.
Moonlight Shadow
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4544 Posts
October 29 2006 14:31 GMT
#80
On October 29 2006 15:53 Cambium wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2006 15:51 SnoopySnacks wrote:
real men pee in the shower


That still counts as standing!


unless you sit
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