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Chobohobo
Profile Joined January 2004
United States945 Posts
October 29 2006 06:51 GMT
#21
On October 29 2006 15:48 perLi is 2down wrote:
yeah just shake that shit all over then tuck your dick into the bottom of your pants so if it does have dribble then it goes to the bottom seam of your boxers where it wont appear like you pissed yourself, and the next day you're changing your underwear anyway so who gives a fuck. Piss is sterile clean stuff.


Its just easier and more comfortable to grab a tiny sheet of toilet paper and wipe off any dribble, then wash your hands. The thing that I hate about using public bathrooms is that there isn't a toilet paper roll by the stalls so not only do I have to urinate standing up but also have to suffer the consequences of the 'dribble' running down my leg...
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
October 29 2006 06:53 GMT
#22
On October 29 2006 15:51 SnoopySnacks wrote:
real men pee in the shower


That still counts as standing!
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 29 2006 06:58 GMT
#23
On October 29 2006 15:51 Chobohobo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2006 15:48 perLi is 2down wrote:
yeah just shake that shit all over then tuck your dick into the bottom of your pants so if it does have dribble then it goes to the bottom seam of your boxers where it wont appear like you pissed yourself, and the next day you're changing your underwear anyway so who gives a fuck. Piss is sterile clean stuff.


Its just easier and more comfortable to grab a tiny sheet of toilet paper and wipe off any dribble, then wash your hands. The thing that I hate about using public bathrooms is that there isn't a toilet paper roll by the stalls so not only do I have to urinate standing up but also have to suffer the consequences of the 'dribble' running down my leg...


wtf how does the dribble run down your leg? i'm 90% sure you are a woman at this point
好好喝喝天天快乐
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
October 29 2006 07:04 GMT
#24
I'm pretty sure the nature of the organ is designed for men to stand... I mean, it just makes friggin sense, I have NEVER heard of a guy sitting down while peeing, or this "wiping" crap.
Logic is Overrated
cSf.Vicek
Profile Joined January 2004
Czech Republic271 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-29 07:08:20
October 29 2006 07:06 GMT
#25
those ones who allways sit must be women ^^
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands3983 Posts
October 29 2006 07:07 GMT
#26
The amount of gay threads on tl lately is disturbing. I did sit down a couple of times in my life, like when i was really drunk, or at work, to take a 10 nap at the same time.
testpat
Profile Joined November 2003
United States565 Posts
October 29 2006 07:11 GMT
#27
On October 29 2006 16:04 Newbistic wrote:
I'm pretty sure the nature of the organ is designed for men to stand... I mean, it just makes friggin sense, I have NEVER heard of a guy sitting down while peeing, or this "wiping" crap.


Circumcised?
Suppose I don't know taste of common salt & I want to know it.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24708 Posts
October 29 2006 07:12 GMT
#28
I'd say the only time to sit would be if you were not feeling well (sick) or really tired (such as right when you wake up).
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ArnC
Profile Joined October 2006
United States15 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-29 07:26:29
October 29 2006 07:20 GMT
#29
On October 29 2006 15:43 lil.sis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2006 15:36 Chobohobo wrote:
Always sit. Its more civilized because there is a less "urine spray" bouncing off the porcelain to contaminate the rest room. In the end its just a cleaner bathroom experience altogether and avoids a lot of unpleasant smells in the long term. You also have to use tissue to wipe the tip of your penis to keep your underwear and pants cleaner.


fag

why are you insulting him because he does a certain thing? hes not having sex with men so hes not a fag. shut up.
Mr_Pink
Profile Joined September 2006
United States338 Posts
October 29 2006 07:22 GMT
#30
lol... wtf?
gG.
Bruceling
Profile Joined May 2006
United States392 Posts
October 29 2006 07:22 GMT
#31
On October 29 2006 15:51 Chobohobo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 29 2006 15:48 perLi is 2down wrote:
yeah just shake that shit all over then tuck your dick into the bottom of your pants so if it does have dribble then it goes to the bottom seam of your boxers where it wont appear like you pissed yourself, and the next day you're changing your underwear anyway so who gives a fuck. Piss is sterile clean stuff.


Its just easier and more comfortable to grab a tiny sheet of toilet paper and wipe off any dribble, then wash your hands. The thing that I hate about using public bathrooms is that there isn't a toilet paper roll by the stalls so not only do I have to urinate standing up but also have to suffer the consequences of the 'dribble' running down my leg...

ill give you teh benefit of the doubt that you're a man. and im gonna let you in on a lil secret.

shake out the extra piss...
poop
In)Spire
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1323 Posts
October 29 2006 07:26 GMT
#32
Dude just piss the way u want and leave it at that........
akamufu
Profile Joined June 2006
Korea (South)321 Posts
October 29 2006 07:27 GMT
#33
On October 29 2006 15:32 nova_442 wrote:
Always stand. Exception if you're already sitting, taking a crap, and decide to kill two birds with one stone.

EDIT: poster above agrees.


lol
Its all fun and games until Boxer loses a marine.
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
October 29 2006 07:29 GMT
#34
stand but whipe the seat if you make a mess
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
RightCoast
Profile Joined December 2005
115 Posts
October 29 2006 07:33 GMT
#35
real men shit while they stand also.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
October 29 2006 07:35 GMT
#36
On October 29 2006 15:34 Cambium wrote:
WTF?!

This is ridiculous. I can't imagine anyone taking a leak while sitting down.
Holbein
Profile Joined October 2006
38 Posts
October 29 2006 07:36 GMT
#37
On October 29 2006 15:40 Hysterisk wrote:
its a women who wrote that, not because there arent men who prefere sitting down.. its just that men know not to tell other men how to do their business

its a woman, a feminist... just ignore it..

there are alot of feminists in europe, just ignore them and they go away...


do i have to take a photo of my penis and post it here? i dont think so.
sorry for my poor english, only women say "pee" ? or should i say "piss"?
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
October 29 2006 07:42 GMT
#38
When you become sexually active you'll understand the benefits of wiping your dick clean after a piss.
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12237 Posts
October 29 2006 07:52 GMT
#39
On October 29 2006 16:42 NewbSaibot wrote:
When you become sexually active you'll understand the benefits of wiping your dick clean after a piss.


Women wipe theirs as a favor for us going down there, men gotta do the same. Nobody likes licking piss.
Moderator
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
October 29 2006 07:52 GMT
#40
Wow I had no idea this was so damned important to people. Sure I'll stand up unless I'm afraid I'm gonna make a mess. At the same time, it won't kill you to sit down. You're in a foreign country, and the locals seem to sit to piss. Is it gonna kill you to do their thing for a bit?
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
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