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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
October 30 2006 03:06 GMT
#121
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 08:52 ChoboCop wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 02:28 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 01:11 Fedaykin wrote:

You fuckers must have small cocks. How the fuck do you fit your cock into the toilet when you have a hard-on? This is an impossibility for my man-cock.

[/QUOTE]

i dont pee when i have an erection

though i know what u mean, i generally stand when i pee then
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
October 30 2006 03:11 GMT
#122
i dont pee when i have an erection


Dude, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.. doesn't matter if you have a boner or not..
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
-WGT-Stars-
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States888 Posts
October 30 2006 03:26 GMT
#123
I just pee where ever when ever, ill pee on your toilet on the floor ;DDD lmao ive done it before lol, but w/e....i only pee sitting when i take a crap...oh and ill clean up after
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
Kochen
Profile Joined January 2005
Denmark154 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-30 03:29:47
October 30 2006 03:29 GMT
#124
This thread is roflage :D So many gold replies!

-Edit: I stand when I take a piss
lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 30 2006 03:33 GMT
#125
On October 30 2006 10:54 doedrikthe2nd wrote:
Fucking americans. You sit while pissing, you don't wipe your dick off and you don't mind pissing in the shower.
What the hell is wrong with you?

those fucking americans!
they shall burn
14cc... whats next? women voting?
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
October 30 2006 03:47 GMT
#126
On October 29 2006 15:38 Holbein wrote:
I swear this is 100% ture, some freak german post that message on the bathroom-door. I hate him.


we do actually have an insult that makes fun of ppl sitting down to pee.
Female pressure is getting stronger though :> Maybe it's gonna be like a small anti-feminist revolution to take a piss w/o sitting down in a couple of years.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
October 30 2006 04:12 GMT
#127
I do all three. pee in shower, standing and sitting. All depends
PaSsiOnPinK
Profile Joined October 2005
China125 Posts
October 30 2006 11:21 GMT
#128
i would love to be able to pee standing up because public washrooms are so fking gross
Striving to better we oft mer whats well.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
October 30 2006 13:33 GMT
#129
On October 30 2006 20:21 PaSsiOnPinK wrote:
i would love to be able to pee standing up because public washrooms are so fking gross


Sux yooh have a fking vagina then
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
SuicidalMania
Profile Joined October 2006
New Zealand27 Posts
October 30 2006 14:54 GMT
#130
I shit in the shower because i am manly
Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-30 15:31:57
October 30 2006 15:31 GMT
#131
lol, good start on TL.net
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
October 30 2006 15:33 GMT
#132
never once did i sit to piss in my life
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
arbex
Profile Joined September 2006
United States11 Posts
October 30 2006 17:19 GMT
#133
Sit in my own house because then I never have to touch the toilet seat under any circumstances. Stand up everywhere else because @#$%ing gross.
Chobohobo
Profile Joined January 2004
United States945 Posts
October 30 2006 17:22 GMT
#134
On October 31 2006 02:19 arbex wrote:
Sit in my own house because then I never have to touch the toilet seat under any circumstances. Stand up everywhere else because @#$%ing gross.


Embrace the king
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42419 Posts
October 30 2006 18:23 GMT
#135
Real men piss into the mouth of a hooker.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
October 30 2006 19:14 GMT
#136
1. Take your pants off one single time when pissing standing- you'll notice sth.
2. Reading in the bathroom is best.
3. It does not make you more or less of a man how you piss.
--> sitting down ftw.
11 years and counting- TL #680
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
October 30 2006 19:41 GMT
#137
On October 30 2006 20:21 PaSsiOnPinK wrote:
i would love to be able to pee standing up because public washrooms are so fking gross

the public bathrooms in china.... ugh... gives me the shudders and im ashamed of being chinese for that reason T_T
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
October 30 2006 20:12 GMT
#138
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 12:06 travis wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 08:52 ChoboCop wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 02:28 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 01:11 Fedaykin wrote:

You fuckers must have small cocks. How the fuck do you fit your cock into the toilet when you have a hard-on? This is an impossibility for my man-cock.

[/QUOTE]

i dont pee when i have an erection

though i know what u mean, i generally stand when i pee then[/QUOTE]
You can, you just have to sit back very far and lean forward in an extremely awkward manner... plus bend you dick a bit downward (which sucks in that state), and make sure it's down far enough so you don't piss through the soace between the seat and the actual toilet.

But yeah, waiting till it cools down is better.
Dexxus
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States329 Posts
October 31 2006 04:21 GMT
#139
I'm not going to read the paper while standing... And I H8 pubby bathrooms as well. Any other place is fair game for standing.
I need a signature so I'm using this one.
ZoXXeR
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden197 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-31 04:40:49
October 31 2006 04:40 GMT
#140
I am kind of surprised with the result here. Personally I never sit and piss, and would never really do.

Better stand up and piss when you can guys. When you get old you'll sit all day long in your wheelchair and piss your pants. Heck, if you still haven't gotten a bag on your belly by then you might even get some brown stuff in the pants as well.
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