[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 08:52 ChoboCop wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 02:28 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 01:11 Fedaykin wrote:

You fuckers must have small cocks. How the fuck do you fit your cock into the toilet when you have a hard-on? This is an impossibility for my man-cock.

[/QUOTE]

i dont pee when i have an erection

though i know what u mean, i generally stand when i pee then

Sean.G

Spain889 Posts

October 30 2006 03:11 GMT

#122

i dont pee when i have an erection

Dude, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.. doesn't matter if you have a boner or not..

-WGT-Stars-

United States888 Posts

October 30 2006 03:26 GMT

#123

I just pee where ever when ever, ill pee on your toilet on the floor ;DDD lmao ive done it before lol, but w/e....i only pee sitting when i take a crap...oh and ill clean up after

Kochen

Denmark154 Posts

October 30 2006 03:29 GMT

#124

This thread is roflage :D So many gold replies!

-Edit: I stand when I take a piss

lawl mart

United States1289 Posts

October 30 2006 03:33 GMT

#125

On October 30 2006 10:54 doedrikthe2nd wrote:
Fucking americans. You sit while pissing, you don't wipe your dick off and you don't mind pissing in the shower.
What the hell is wrong with you?

those fucking americans!
they shall burn

indecision

Germany818 Posts

October 30 2006 03:47 GMT

#126

On October 29 2006 15:38 Holbein wrote:
I swear this is 100% ture, some freak german post that message on the bathroom-door. I hate him.

we do actually have an insult that makes fun of ppl sitting down to pee.
Female pressure is getting stronger though :> Maybe it's gonna be like a small anti-feminist revolution to take a piss w/o sitting down in a couple of years.

Patriot.dlk

Sweden5462 Posts

October 30 2006 04:12 GMT

#127

I do all three. pee in shower, standing and sitting. All depends

PaSsiOnPinK

China125 Posts

October 30 2006 11:21 GMT

#128

i would love to be able to pee standing up because public washrooms are so fking gross

EvilTeletubby

Baltimore, USA22258 Posts

October 30 2006 13:33 GMT

#129

On October 30 2006 20:21 PaSsiOnPinK wrote:
i would love to be able to pee standing up because public washrooms are so fking gross

Sux yooh have a fking vagina then

SuicidalMania

New Zealand27 Posts

October 30 2006 14:54 GMT

#130

I shit in the shower because i am manly

Alborz

Canada1551 Posts

October 30 2006 15:31 GMT

#131

lol, good start on TL.net

oneofthem

Cayman Islands24199 Posts

October 30 2006 15:33 GMT

#132

never once did i sit to piss in my life

arbex

United States11 Posts

October 30 2006 17:19 GMT

#133

Sit in my own house because then I never have to touch the toilet seat under any circumstances. Stand up everywhere else because @#$%ing gross.

Chobohobo

United States945 Posts

October 30 2006 17:22 GMT

#134

On October 31 2006 02:19 arbex wrote:
Sit in my own house because then I never have to touch the toilet seat under any circumstances. Stand up everywhere else because @#$%ing gross.

Embrace the king

KwarK

United States43465 Posts

October 30 2006 18:23 GMT

#135

Real men piss into the mouth of a hooker.

Monsen

Germany2548 Posts

October 30 2006 19:14 GMT

#136

1. Take your pants off one single time when pissing standing- you'll notice sth.
2. Reading in the bathroom is best.
3. It does not make you more or less of a man how you piss.
--> sitting down ftw.

pyrogenetix

China5098 Posts

October 30 2006 19:41 GMT

#137

On October 30 2006 20:21 PaSsiOnPinK wrote:
i would love to be able to pee standing up because public washrooms are so fking gross

the public bathrooms in china.... ugh... gives me the shudders and im ashamed of being chinese for that reason T_T

Fedaykin

Netherlands2003 Posts

October 30 2006 20:12 GMT

#138

[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 12:06 travis wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 08:52 ChoboCop wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 02:28 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 01:11 Fedaykin wrote:

You fuckers must have small cocks. How the fuck do you fit your cock into the toilet when you have a hard-on? This is an impossibility for my man-cock.

[/QUOTE]

i dont pee when i have an erection

though i know what u mean, i generally stand when i pee then[/QUOTE]
You can, you just have to sit back very far and lean forward in an extremely awkward manner... plus bend you dick a bit downward (which sucks in that state), and make sure it's down far enough so you don't piss through the soace between the seat and the actual toilet.

But yeah, waiting till it cools down is better.

Dexxus

United States329 Posts

October 31 2006 04:21 GMT

#139

I'm not going to read the paper while standing... And I H8 pubby bathrooms as well. Any other place is fair game for standing.

ZoXXeR

Sweden197 Posts

October 31 2006 04:40 GMT

#140

I am kind of surprised with the result here. Personally I never sit and piss, and would never really do.

Better stand up and piss when you can guys. When you get old you'll sit all day long in your wheelchair and piss your pants. Heck, if you still haven't gotten a bag on your belly by then you might even get some brown stuff in the pants as well.