• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 12:01
CEST 18:01
KST 01:01
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL21] Ro16 Preview Pt2: All Star10Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - The Finalists16[ASL21] Ro16 Preview Pt1: Fresh Flow9[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt2: News Flash10[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt1: New Chaos0
Community News
2026 GSL Season 1 Qualifiers13Maestros of the Game 2 announced82026 GSL Tour plans announced14Weekly Cups (April 6-12): herO doubles, "Villains" prevail1MaNa leaves Team Liquid24
StarCraft 2
General
Maestros of the Game 2 announced Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - The Finalists MaNa leaves Team Liquid 2026 GSL Tour plans announced Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament 2026 GSL Season 1 Qualifiers GSL CK: More events planned pending crowdfunding RSL Revival: Season 5 - Qualifiers and Main Event Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2)
Strategy
Custom Maps
[D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3 [A] Nemrods 1/4 players [M] (2) Frigid Storage
External Content
Mutation # 522 Flip My Base The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 521 Memorable Boss Mutation # 520 Moving Fees
Brood War
General
ASL21 General Discussion Any progamer "explanation" videos like this one? Data needed BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ ASL21 Strategy, Pimpest Plays Discussions
Tourneys
[ASL21] Ro16 Group D [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL21] Ro16 Group C [ASL21] Ro16 Group B
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers What's the deal with APM & what's its true value Any training maps people recommend? Fighting Spirit mining rates
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Dawn of War IV Starcraft Tabletop Miniature Game General RTS Discussion Thread Battle Aces/David Kim RTS Megathread
Dota 2
The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
G2 just beat GenG in First stand
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread YouTube Thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books Movie Discussion!
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion McBoner: A hockey love story Cricket [SPORT]
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
[G] How to Block Livestream Ads
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Sexual Health Of Gamers
TrAiDoS
lurker extra damage testi…
StaticNine
Broowar part 2
qwaykee
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1656 users

[Poll] about Pee..... - Page 7

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 5 6 7 8 9 Next All
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
October 30 2006 03:06 GMT
#121
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 08:52 ChoboCop wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 02:28 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 01:11 Fedaykin wrote:

You fuckers must have small cocks. How the fuck do you fit your cock into the toilet when you have a hard-on? This is an impossibility for my man-cock.

[/QUOTE]

i dont pee when i have an erection

though i know what u mean, i generally stand when i pee then
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
October 30 2006 03:11 GMT
#122
i dont pee when i have an erection


Dude, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.. doesn't matter if you have a boner or not..
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
-WGT-Stars-
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States888 Posts
October 30 2006 03:26 GMT
#123
I just pee where ever when ever, ill pee on your toilet on the floor ;DDD lmao ive done it before lol, but w/e....i only pee sitting when i take a crap...oh and ill clean up after
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
Kochen
Profile Joined January 2005
Denmark154 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-30 03:29:47
October 30 2006 03:29 GMT
#124
This thread is roflage :D So many gold replies!

-Edit: I stand when I take a piss
lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 30 2006 03:33 GMT
#125
On October 30 2006 10:54 doedrikthe2nd wrote:
Fucking americans. You sit while pissing, you don't wipe your dick off and you don't mind pissing in the shower.
What the hell is wrong with you?

those fucking americans!
they shall burn
14cc... whats next? women voting?
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
October 30 2006 03:47 GMT
#126
On October 29 2006 15:38 Holbein wrote:
I swear this is 100% ture, some freak german post that message on the bathroom-door. I hate him.


we do actually have an insult that makes fun of ppl sitting down to pee.
Female pressure is getting stronger though :> Maybe it's gonna be like a small anti-feminist revolution to take a piss w/o sitting down in a couple of years.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
October 30 2006 04:12 GMT
#127
I do all three. pee in shower, standing and sitting. All depends
PaSsiOnPinK
Profile Joined October 2005
China125 Posts
October 30 2006 11:21 GMT
#128
i would love to be able to pee standing up because public washrooms are so fking gross
Striving to better we oft mer whats well.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
October 30 2006 13:33 GMT
#129
On October 30 2006 20:21 PaSsiOnPinK wrote:
i would love to be able to pee standing up because public washrooms are so fking gross


Sux yooh have a fking vagina then
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
SuicidalMania
Profile Joined October 2006
New Zealand27 Posts
October 30 2006 14:54 GMT
#130
I shit in the shower because i am manly
Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-30 15:31:57
October 30 2006 15:31 GMT
#131
lol, good start on TL.net
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
October 30 2006 15:33 GMT
#132
never once did i sit to piss in my life
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
arbex
Profile Joined September 2006
United States11 Posts
October 30 2006 17:19 GMT
#133
Sit in my own house because then I never have to touch the toilet seat under any circumstances. Stand up everywhere else because @#$%ing gross.
Chobohobo
Profile Joined January 2004
United States945 Posts
October 30 2006 17:22 GMT
#134
On October 31 2006 02:19 arbex wrote:
Sit in my own house because then I never have to touch the toilet seat under any circumstances. Stand up everywhere else because @#$%ing gross.


Embrace the king
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43929 Posts
October 30 2006 18:23 GMT
#135
Real men piss into the mouth of a hooker.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
October 30 2006 19:14 GMT
#136
1. Take your pants off one single time when pissing standing- you'll notice sth.
2. Reading in the bathroom is best.
3. It does not make you more or less of a man how you piss.
--> sitting down ftw.
11 years and counting- TL #680
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
October 30 2006 19:41 GMT
#137
On October 30 2006 20:21 PaSsiOnPinK wrote:
i would love to be able to pee standing up because public washrooms are so fking gross

the public bathrooms in china.... ugh... gives me the shudders and im ashamed of being chinese for that reason T_T
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
October 30 2006 20:12 GMT
#138
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 12:06 travis wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 08:52 ChoboCop wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 02:28 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2006 01:11 Fedaykin wrote:

You fuckers must have small cocks. How the fuck do you fit your cock into the toilet when you have a hard-on? This is an impossibility for my man-cock.

[/QUOTE]

i dont pee when i have an erection

though i know what u mean, i generally stand when i pee then[/QUOTE]
You can, you just have to sit back very far and lean forward in an extremely awkward manner... plus bend you dick a bit downward (which sucks in that state), and make sure it's down far enough so you don't piss through the soace between the seat and the actual toilet.

But yeah, waiting till it cools down is better.
Dexxus
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States329 Posts
October 31 2006 04:21 GMT
#139
I'm not going to read the paper while standing... And I H8 pubby bathrooms as well. Any other place is fair game for standing.
I need a signature so I'm using this one.
ZoXXeR
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden197 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-31 04:40:49
October 31 2006 04:40 GMT
#140
I am kind of surprised with the result here. Personally I never sit and piss, and would never really do.

Better stand up and piss when you can guys. When you get old you'll sit all day long in your wheelchair and piss your pants. Heck, if you still haven't gotten a bag on your belly by then you might even get some brown stuff in the pants as well.
Prev 1 5 6 7 8 9 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 8h
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
LamboSC2 209
ProTech110
Railgan 63
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 46521
Calm 6048
Horang2 2056
Jaedong 1850
Mini 445
BeSt 387
Soma 374
ggaemo 330
firebathero 267
Rush 245
[ Show more ]
Hyuk 240
Light 200
actioN 182
Dewaltoss 83
Soulkey 79
Backho 55
sSak 50
Hyun 49
Killer 45
ToSsGirL 44
HiyA 29
Movie 25
soO 25
Hm[arnc] 23
IntoTheRainbow 23
Rock 23
scan(afreeca) 16
GoRush 13
Terrorterran 7
JulyZerg 5
Dota 2
Gorgc6995
qojqva1881
Counter-Strike
olofmeister2219
fl0m1742
ScreaM1515
byalli363
zeus252
ceh9191
edward91
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King125
Other Games
FalleN 3004
singsing1665
hiko758
FrodaN749
B2W.Neo737
Mlord541
Trikslyr143
KnowMe142
QueenE90
Sick87
Organizations
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream16322
Other Games
BasetradeTV234
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 15 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• LUISG 34
• intothetv
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Nemesis3167
• TFBlade1592
Other Games
• WagamamaTV173
• Shiphtur132
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
8h
The PondCast
18h
KCM Race Survival
18h
WardiTV Map Contest Tou…
19h
Gerald vs herO
Clem vs Cure
ByuN vs Solar
Rogue vs MaxPax
ShoWTimE vs TBD
OSC
23h
CranKy Ducklings
1d 8h
Escore
1d 18h
RSL Revival
2 days
Replay Cast
2 days
WardiTV Map Contest Tou…
2 days
[ Show More ]
Universe Titan Cup
2 days
Rogue vs Percival
Ladder Legends
2 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
2 days
BSL
3 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
WardiTV Map Contest Tou…
3 days
Ladder Legends
3 days
BSL
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Wardi Open
4 days
Afreeca Starleague
4 days
Soma vs hero
Monday Night Weeklies
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
Afreeca Starleague
5 days
Leta vs YSC
Replay Cast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-04-20
RSL Revival: Season 4
NationLESS Cup

Ongoing

BSL Season 22
ASL Season 21
CSL 2026 SPRING (S20)
IPSL Spring 2026
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 2
StarCraft2 Community Team League 2026 Spring
WardiTV TLMC #16
Nations Cup 2026
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S2: W4
Acropolis #4
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Maestros of the Game 2
2026 GSL S2
RSL Revival: Season 5
2026 GSL S1
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.