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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44368 Posts
August 27 2012 23:30 GMT
#41
On August 28 2012 08:27 Shady Sands wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:26 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:19 29 fps wrote:
wash your hands after you pee...


/ Don't piss on yourself in general.

One of the best things I can boast over my girlfriend is that I can pee standing up.

No one will take that away from me.


Girls can pee standing up too. If they're drunk enough. (Have seen this in action at a concert where the host neglected to provide enough female toilets)


I didn't mean impossible. I meant impractical.
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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 27 2012 23:30 GMT
#42
On August 28 2012 08:29 glzElectromaster wrote:
Well I agree that Japanese toilets are generally cleaner than others I've been in other countries we all still use the urinal quite a bit. Fortunately, most of us aim well () and cleaning is done constantly to keep it hygienic.


Whenever you get into a discussion about national urinal quality and peeing habits, a national size comparison is not far off. Be careful
Что?
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 27 2012 23:31 GMT
#43
On August 28 2012 08:30 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:27 Shady Sands wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:26 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:19 29 fps wrote:
wash your hands after you pee...


/ Don't piss on yourself in general.

One of the best things I can boast over my girlfriend is that I can pee standing up.

No one will take that away from me.


Girls can pee standing up too. If they're drunk enough. (Have seen this in action at a concert where the host neglected to provide enough female toilets)


I didn't mean impossible. I meant impractical.


I felt really sorry for that chick's boyfriend. She lets go while wearing wool tights and a miniskirt and then proceeds to hug him and start drooling.
Что?
Vorgrim
Profile Joined September 2010
Korea (North)1601 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-27 23:32:43
August 27 2012 23:32 GMT
#44
Serious question!!

Are the people admitting to sitting down when they pee all overweight? Like, sitting down is just your default position (in life)?
Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
August 27 2012 23:32 GMT
#45
On August 28 2012 08:30 Shady Sands wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:29 glzElectromaster wrote:
Well I agree that Japanese toilets are generally cleaner than others I've been in other countries we all still use the urinal quite a bit. Fortunately, most of us aim well () and cleaning is done constantly to keep it hygienic.


Whenever you get into a discussion about national urinal quality and peeing habits, a national size comparison is not far off. Be careful

First world problems man, I tell ya :p
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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
August 27 2012 23:32 GMT
#46
I sit down to piss most of the time, usually cause i gotta shit too though
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Pandain
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States12989 Posts
August 27 2012 23:33 GMT
#47
I never learned how to stand up and urinate because my parents suck.
So I guess this is why I'm such a fit, healthy, attractive young man.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 27 2012 23:33 GMT
#48
On August 28 2012 08:32 Kimaker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:30 Shady Sands wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:29 glzElectromaster wrote:
Well I agree that Japanese toilets are generally cleaner than others I've been in other countries we all still use the urinal quite a bit. Fortunately, most of us aim well () and cleaning is done constantly to keep it hygienic.


Whenever you get into a discussion about national urinal quality and peeing habits, a national size comparison is not far off. Be careful

First world problems man, I tell ya :p

You know, condom companies could answer the question for us once and for all (based on average sizes sold by country). Why don't they just do it and put the matter to rest?
Что?
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 27 2012 23:33 GMT
#49
On August 28 2012 08:33 Pandain wrote:
I never learned how to stand up and urinate because my parents suck.
So I guess this is why I'm such a fit, healthy, attractive young man.


o_O what did your parents do?
Что?
Equity213
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada873 Posts
August 27 2012 23:34 GMT
#50
On August 28 2012 08:17 Brutaxilos wrote:
I can never get all of the pee out of my bladder when I sit

Same. You have to like push on your urinary tract like under your balls to get that last little bit out. Theres nothing worse than standing up after sitting down to pee and having a nice big dribble go all over your boxers. lol. Too much detail?
jdseemoreglass
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States3773 Posts
August 27 2012 23:34 GMT
#51
So how many people have died so far from urine splatter? Here's a better solution: tell people to use the urinal or to quit pissing on the damn toilet with the seat down.
"If you want this forum to be full of half-baked philosophy discussions between pompous faggots like yourself forever, stay the course captain vanilla" - FakeSteve[TPR], 2006
Equity213
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada873 Posts
August 27 2012 23:35 GMT
#52
On August 28 2012 08:33 Shady Sands wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:32 Kimaker wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:30 Shady Sands wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:29 glzElectromaster wrote:
Well I agree that Japanese toilets are generally cleaner than others I've been in other countries we all still use the urinal quite a bit. Fortunately, most of us aim well () and cleaning is done constantly to keep it hygienic.


Whenever you get into a discussion about national urinal quality and peeing habits, a national size comparison is not far off. Be careful

First world problems man, I tell ya :p

You know, condom companies could answer the question for us once and for all (based on average sizes sold by country). Why don't they just do it and put the matter to rest?

Everyone knows its black>white>asian
Kaiyotic
Profile Joined October 2011
United States90 Posts
August 27 2012 23:36 GMT
#53
Or.... they could just go back to the squatting toilets.
Rain: Idra's face is scary
mcluvinbeach
Profile Joined August 2012
31 Posts
August 27 2012 23:36 GMT
#54
but my nuts hang down in the water, and its cold
MrRicewife
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada515 Posts
August 27 2012 23:37 GMT
#55
On August 28 2012 08:28 SupLilSon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:24 MrRicewife wrote:
I'm a man. I drink beer. I fuck women. I work in the trades. I watch sports. I eat meat.

I sit down to pee at home. I don't find it demoralizing, or any femininity involved. I pee standing up when I drink beer, or in a public washroom, or at work.

Why wouldn't you sit down to pee, what the fuck is the problem? It's relaxing, I can read something quickly, I can pet my cat, it helps me RIPPPPPPPPP out a wicked fart, and I don't ever have to worry about getting bitched at for the seat being up. Sometimes it calls a great dumper too.

Problem?

edit:
On August 28 2012 08:22 Chriscras wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:20 Shady Sands wrote:
So.... right on the heels of a post asking how people wipe, we have a post on how to piss. What's next, a post on the proper position to shit?


Butt first FYI

this deserves a LOL!!!!


How long are you peeing for o.o? I could read like 1 or 2 sentences max in the time it takes me to pee.

lol i dont pee for that long brah

i pee and sit there having a read for a couple minutes, maybe pet the cat if she roams by.. cuz true men pee and shit with the door OPEN.

i think a better OP would be, should you leave the door open or close? is it bm?

i guess im a little bit of an exhibitionist tho///////
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Necro)Phagist(
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada6644 Posts
August 27 2012 23:37 GMT
#56
O.o So many people sit down to pee when at home? Why? I have never in my life even really thought to sit when going pee...
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Wortie
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands212 Posts
August 27 2012 23:38 GMT
#57
I always sit down at home, much more relaxing. But since public toilets are most of the time filthy from people peeing standing up, I'm gonna stand there as well...

I wouldn't mind if everybody just sat on the toilet btw, but thats not gonna happen. Some people will like to stand and some don't. But yeah, kinda stupid for a government to decide how people wish to pee. It's not like they can regulate that shit (pun intended).
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 27 2012 23:38 GMT
#58
On August 28 2012 08:36 Kaiyotic wrote:
Or.... they could just go back to the squatting toilets.


Or maybe just a ditch in the ground?

FYI, on an interesting side note, Indian brides demand toilets to get married:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/global-development/poverty-matters/2011/feb/28/indian-brides-toilet-revolution

If you don't have a toilet at home, you might not get a bride in India. In a silent revolution of sorts, Indian women across the country, especially in rural and semi-urban areas, have a single condition before they agree to a match – the groom must have a toilet in his home.
Что?
EchOne
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2906 Posts
August 27 2012 23:38 GMT
#59
Notice how everyone who sits down to pee specifies that they only do it at home and would never do it somewhere public. Regardless of the law there are going to be unsavory individuals who spray their piss all over the goddamn place, making it a dangerous proposition to simply sit down on top of all that stale piss.
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teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-27 23:40:20
August 27 2012 23:39 GMT
#60
On August 28 2012 08:35 Equity213 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:33 Shady Sands wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:32 Kimaker wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:30 Shady Sands wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:29 glzElectromaster wrote:
Well I agree that Japanese toilets are generally cleaner than others I've been in other countries we all still use the urinal quite a bit. Fortunately, most of us aim well () and cleaning is done constantly to keep it hygienic.


Whenever you get into a discussion about national urinal quality and peeing habits, a national size comparison is not far off. Be careful

First world problems man, I tell ya :p

You know, condom companies could answer the question for us once and for all (based on average sizes sold by country). Why don't they just do it and put the matter to rest?

Everyone knows its black>white>asian

yep, u just have to watch enough porn

btw i think sitting down to pee is a good idea, yet its bad that its sanctioned by the government. i want to have the right to use any imaginable position when i pee
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