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29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
August 27 2012 23:19 GMT
#21
wash your hands after you pee...
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
August 27 2012 23:20 GMT
#22
I sit at home. The shit about splash and smell from that is absolutely true. When I'm out...I always stand.
Hello
nkr
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Sweden5451 Posts
August 27 2012 23:20 GMT
#23
when i was a kid i used to sit down to pee, but my dad told me it was for women only, so i had to stop


;'(
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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-27 23:20:28
August 27 2012 23:20 GMT
#24
So.... right on the heels of a post asking how people wipe, we have a post on how to piss. What's next, a post on the proper position to shit?
Что?
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
August 27 2012 23:21 GMT
#25
Seems like a prisoner's dilemma. Sit and risk pee on your butt or stand and splash pee everywhere stinking up the place for everyone else.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Chriscras
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Korea (South)2812 Posts
August 27 2012 23:22 GMT
#26
On August 28 2012 08:20 Shady Sands wrote:
So.... right on the heels of a post asking how people wipe, we have a post on how to piss. What's next, a post on the proper position to shit?


Butt first FYI
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Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
August 27 2012 23:22 GMT
#27
Wooooooooooooooooooow...

I started doing this years ago because I was too sleepy after waking up. @_@

Laziness pays off people.
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gruff
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden2276 Posts
August 27 2012 23:23 GMT
#28
I'm not sure how us Swedes got involved in this. As far as I know most of us are standing up.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 27 2012 23:23 GMT
#29
On August 28 2012 08:22 Chriscras wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:20 Shady Sands wrote:
So.... right on the heels of a post asking how people wipe, we have a post on how to piss. What's next, a post on the proper position to shit?


Butt first FYI

Squatting or sitting? I know some guys (like this one partner from my old company) who used to stand on the toilet seat and squat to shit. All the rest of us in the office always knew what brand leather shoes he was wearing from the giant footprints he would leave. It was disgusting
Что?
MrRicewife
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada515 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-27 23:25:02
August 27 2012 23:24 GMT
#30
I'm a man. I drink beer. I fuck women. I work in the trades. I watch sports. I eat meat.

I sit down to pee at home. I don't find it demoralizing, or any femininity involved. I pee standing up when I drink beer, or in a public washroom, or at work.

Why wouldn't you sit down to pee, what the fuck is the problem? It's relaxing, I can read something quickly, I can pet my cat, it helps me RIPPPPPPPPP out a wicked fart, and I don't ever have to worry about getting bitched at for the seat being up. Sometimes it calls a great dumper too.

Problem?

edit:
On August 28 2012 08:22 Chriscras wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:20 Shady Sands wrote:
So.... right on the heels of a post asking how people wipe, we have a post on how to piss. What's next, a post on the proper position to shit?


Butt first FYI

this deserves a LOL!!!!
So? My dad can beat up your dad. - Jesus
Twinkle Toes
Profile Joined May 2012
United States3605 Posts
August 27 2012 23:24 GMT
#31
On August 28 2012 08:20 Shady Sands wrote:
So.... right on the heels of a post asking how people wipe, we have a post on how to piss. What's next, a post on the proper position to shit?

Which thread is this?
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Jormundr
Profile Joined July 2011
United States1678 Posts
August 27 2012 23:26 GMT
#32
Well... duh?
Also in case anyone was wondering (and it seems that many people are) they're talking about toilets. Not urinals. Urinals are designed for people to piss in standing up. Many public toilets are not. Hence why piss gets everywhere (and that's before you count people who can't aim.)

If you want to stand up, find a urinal. Otherwise sit your god damn ass down.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44137 Posts
August 27 2012 23:26 GMT
#33
On August 28 2012 08:19 29 fps wrote:
wash your hands after you pee...


/ Don't piss on yourself in general.

One of the best things I can boast over my girlfriend is that I can pee standing up.

No one will take that away from me.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-27 23:27:44
August 27 2012 23:27 GMT
#34
I mean honestly, you shit and piss in a toilet anyway. Are we REALLY that germophobic?

Just teach your sons to aim men, problem solved.
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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 27 2012 23:27 GMT
#35
On August 28 2012 08:26 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:19 29 fps wrote:
wash your hands after you pee...


/ Don't piss on yourself in general.

One of the best things I can boast over my girlfriend is that I can pee standing up.

No one will take that away from me.


Girls can pee standing up too. If they're drunk enough. (Have seen this in action at a concert where the host neglected to provide enough female toilets)
Что?
Erik.TheRed
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1655 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-27 23:28:44
August 27 2012 23:28 GMT
#36
I think he means switzerland, not sweden. I was just there a few weeks ago and I saw signs on the hotel lobby bathroom with a picture of a guy standing up and a big X through it.
"See you space cowboy"
SupLilSon
Profile Joined October 2011
Malaysia4123 Posts
August 27 2012 23:28 GMT
#37
On August 28 2012 08:24 MrRicewife wrote:
I'm a man. I drink beer. I fuck women. I work in the trades. I watch sports. I eat meat.

I sit down to pee at home. I don't find it demoralizing, or any femininity involved. I pee standing up when I drink beer, or in a public washroom, or at work.

Why wouldn't you sit down to pee, what the fuck is the problem? It's relaxing, I can read something quickly, I can pet my cat, it helps me RIPPPPPPPPP out a wicked fart, and I don't ever have to worry about getting bitched at for the seat being up. Sometimes it calls a great dumper too.

Problem?

edit:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:22 Chriscras wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:20 Shady Sands wrote:
So.... right on the heels of a post asking how people wipe, we have a post on how to piss. What's next, a post on the proper position to shit?


Butt first FYI

this deserves a LOL!!!!


How long are you peeing for o.o? I could read like 1 or 2 sentences max in the time it takes me to pee.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 27 2012 23:29 GMT
#38
On August 28 2012 08:28 SupLilSon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:24 MrRicewife wrote:
I'm a man. I drink beer. I fuck women. I work in the trades. I watch sports. I eat meat.

I sit down to pee at home. I don't find it demoralizing, or any femininity involved. I pee standing up when I drink beer, or in a public washroom, or at work.

Why wouldn't you sit down to pee, what the fuck is the problem? It's relaxing, I can read something quickly, I can pet my cat, it helps me RIPPPPPPPPP out a wicked fart, and I don't ever have to worry about getting bitched at for the seat being up. Sometimes it calls a great dumper too.

Problem?

edit:
On August 28 2012 08:22 Chriscras wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:20 Shady Sands wrote:
So.... right on the heels of a post asking how people wipe, we have a post on how to piss. What's next, a post on the proper position to shit?


Butt first FYI

this deserves a LOL!!!!


How long are you peeing for o.o? I could read like 1 or 2 sentences max in the time it takes me to pee.


Maybe he has prostate problems?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swelling_of_prostate

When sufficiently large, the nodules compress the urethral canal to cause partial, or sometimes virtually complete, obstruction of the urethra, which interferes with the normal flow of urine.
Что?
2WeaK
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada550 Posts
August 27 2012 23:29 GMT
#39
On August 28 2012 08:26 Jormundr wrote:
Well... duh?
Also in case anyone was wondering (and it seems that many people are) they're talking about toilets. Not urinals. Urinals are designed for people to piss in standing up. Many public toilets are not. Hence why piss gets everywhere (and that's before you count people who can't aim.)

If you want to stand up, find a urinal. Otherwise sit your god damn ass down.


But then you have people who decide to pee standing up anyway, which makes it more disgusting to sit down, so I stand up. It's a vicious cycle, people don't want to sit down because other people might piss standing, etc... I pee standing because it takes too much effort to sit down and get back up for that little amount of time.
glzElectromaster
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Japan2474 Posts
August 27 2012 23:29 GMT
#40
Well I agree that Japanese toilets are generally cleaner than others I've been in other countries we all still use the urinal quite a bit. Fortunately, most of us aim well () and cleaning is done constantly to keep it hygienic.
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