EPTYou receive $25 million dollars... - Page 2
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oogieogie
United States3657 Posts
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darkscream
Canada2310 Posts
*Beautiful woman wearing only a skimpy housecoat answers the door* "Hey cable man, why don't you come inside and fix my TV..." "OK its fixed" "Ok thanks" *cable man leaves* | ||
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HackBenjamin
Canada1094 Posts
It starts with some young sexy adults, maybe 3 or 4, driving along a highway in the middle of the night in some European country. The car suddenly careens out of control, and they all lose conciousness. Suddenly, they wake up in some kind of weird facility, the men are dead, and the women are hooked up to these crazy machines, Horror ensues as the remaining young adults try to break free of their bonds and escape this horrible facility only to discover thousands of women hooked up to milking machines so this company can mass produce human cheese. I haven't though up an ending yet, but someone will drown in the milk, this is certain. | ||
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ProxyKnoxy
United Kingdom2576 Posts
On November 19 2011 05:49 oogieogie wrote: star wars trilogy, but in 3D with non of the original actors n dialogue changes everywhere. With George Lucas coming in every few minutes or so explaining the changes he has made | ||
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
The rest I would pocket myself. | ||
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HackBenjamin
Canada1094 Posts
On November 19 2011 05:52 HwangjaeTerran wrote: A short movie where a man burns 10 million dollars. The rest I would pocket myself. Sounds like the PPSL lol | ||
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Xiphias
Norway2223 Posts
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Shiragaku
Hong Kong4308 Posts
![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/Epicmovieposter.jpg) This is an inspiration | ||
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Xiphias
Norway2223 Posts
On November 19 2011 05:50 HackBenjamin wrote: I'd make a movie similar to the Human Centipede, which is to say it would be absolutely absurd and gross. It starts with some young sexy adults, maybe 3 or 4, driving along a highway in the middle of the night in some European country. The car suddenly careens out of control, and they all lose conciousness. Suddenly, they wake up in some kind of weird facility, the men are dead, and the women are hooked up to these crazy machines, Horror ensues as the remaining young adults try to break free of their bonds and escape this horrible facility only to discover thousands of women hooked up to milking machines so this company can mass produce human cheese. I haven't though up an ending yet, but someone will drown in the milk, this is certain. That would be an awesome movie! "No one knows where brie really comes from, and no one asks...." | ||
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feanor1
United States1899 Posts
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greenelve
Germany1392 Posts
![[image loading]](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-d-nuN7B7D9U/TqYpapbS58I/AAAAAAAA2G8/fczvc6NPXB8/s1600/tumblr_ll72oliGlX1qeppcjo1_500.jpg) Because of Spiderman in the titel, everyone would watch it.. | ||
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oogieogie
United States3657 Posts
On November 19 2011 05:56 greenelve wrote: i would make a movie out of this: Because of Spiderman in the titel, everyone would watch it.. or spiderman in farris buellers day off...GENIUS i would say :O. to make the movie bad..it will be a Broadway musical. | ||
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NotSorry
United States6722 Posts
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RoosterSamurai
Japan2108 Posts
On November 19 2011 05:56 greenelve wrote: i would make a movie out of this: Because of Spiderman in the titel, everyone would watch it.. Is there any room in your budget for a cameo appearance from.... ![[image loading]](http://www.theouthousers.com/wiki/images/b/b4/Triviagm.jpg) | ||
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marttorn
Norway5211 Posts
More likely though, I'll make a terrible exploitation film on a really low budget and save the most of the money for myself. | ||
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Jinsho
United Kingdom3101 Posts
On November 19 2011 05:50 darkscream wrote: I would hire writers from porno movies to write a script then cut out all the pornography and present the story solo. *Beautiful woman wearing only a skimpy housecoat answers the door* "Hey cable man, why don't you come inside and fix my TV..." "OK its fixed" "Ok thanks" *cable man leaves* Oh man, do I have some videos for you! EDIT: not perfectly work safe, but no actual nudity, just in case. | ||
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dextrin303
Sweden320 Posts
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FrostedMiniWheats
United States30730 Posts
just when you thought it was safe to go back in the skies... For the promotional poster I'd have a lady looking outside her airplane window in shock at a gigantic bite mark on the airplane wing and a shark's fin in the clouds. How can they fly? ...*shrug* evolution or something Also Samuel Jackson has to be in this movie. Just because. They took him out in Deep Blue Sea, but not this time..NOT THIS TIME! | ||
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Whyzguy
Canada263 Posts
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bobthebo
101 Posts
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