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You receive $25 million dollars with the instructions, "make a terrible movie that people would still see." What movie would you make?
Here's some ideas people came up with:
"A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus.
I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild
"A remake of Forrest Gump, with every single roll played by Morgan Freeman. This movie will involve the most gratuitous use of CGI, green screens, and digital extras since the Star Wars prequels.
Forrest? He's played by Morgan Freeman.
His love interest, Jenny Curran? That's Morgan Freeman after a digital sex change.
Lt. Dan? You guessed it. Morgan Freeman. The scenes in the Vietnam War will be whole platoons of Morgan Freemans.
The scene at the anti-war rally will involve Morgan Freeman speaking to a crowd of tens of thousands of Morgan Freemans of various ages, sexes, and heights.
Every single character in the movie will be played by Morgan Freeman, without exception. Every main cast member, secondary cast member, and random extra will be played by Morgan Freeman. Any animals, such as dogs or horses, will be digital abominations of a horribly distorted Morgan Freeman." -isleepinahammock
"Johnny depp reading the complete works of Dr Seuss. It would be filmed on a green screen with lots of close ups. Also he would take off his shirt." -kathrynallison
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
Post your ideas below!
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Pretty sure we can close this thread now.
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Another Christmas comedy/romantic movie. Add in lots of unfunny jokes, ones where you only laugh because everyone around you is laughing. $0.5 million advertisement, $2 million production, remaining goes to administration.
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A fictional movie about people playing Starcraft in Korea...where all the players are waffles with bacon for hands.
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Hire lots of comedians for a blaxploitation film.
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On November 19 2011 05:38 Enervate wrote:
Transformers 4
Beat me to it.
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Fake a Snooky x Situation sex tape. I'm sure millions would watch that......god I hate my generation.
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On November 19 2011 05:41 VirgilSC2 wrote:
Fake a Snooky x Situation sex tape. I'm sure millions would watch that......god I hate my generation.
I laughed pretty hard and Im glad to see Im not the only one that feels this way.
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THE FUCKING FINAL DESTINATION
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Angry Birds movie probably.
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I would throw all efforts of trying to get a respectable storyline away and use all the money on SUPERAWSUM3D
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On November 19 2011 05:41 VirgilSC2 wrote:
Fake a Snooky x Situation sex tape. I'm sure millions would watch that......god I hate my generation.
I'd watch that just because I know it'd be one of the most hilarious things, ever.
Anyway, I'd make a movie about a vampire who sparkles in the sun, and he falls in love with a werewolf. Then the emotion struggles between the couple would eventually tear them apart, followed by a montage of all the times they spent together and the time they spend by themselves, and they inevitable get back together and have a happy ending.
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isleepinahammock's movie would cost way more than 25 million.
It is easier to make bad movies with a more gratuitous budget.
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Rambo vs Terminator
Metric f**kton of boobs
Metric f**kton of guns
Metric f**kton of gore
Metric f**kton of cgi
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On November 19 2011 05:44 canikizu wrote:
IdrA's adventure.
That is exactly the opposite of what this thread is asking for. It could be a good movie but nobody would see it.
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I'd push to get enders game the movie out.
and profit off that
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unfortunately this is reality Uwe Boll is your guy
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