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ozzy1346
United States38 Posts
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Sokalo
United States375 Posts
On November 19 2011 05:38 Enervate wrote: Transformers 4 It's unfortunate when the proper reply is one of the first, because it's only downhill from here. | ||
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x6.Chouji
United States84 Posts
"Spend a little and pocket the money" $25,000,000 budget? You could easily make a several times that with a movie that people would watch. Horrible movie? Small budget? Hire Justin Long, and the NBA. THINK! Who is suffering right now? Who would work for pennies? Who needs free advertisement? 3 letters. N. B. A. Title: Accepted 2: Lockout Plot - NBA Lockout happens, NBA players unite against owners, everyone is jobless. Ex-NBA Pros regret all the money, booze and worthless lives they are leading as athletes. After the lockout the owners decide not to reinstate professional basketball and the sport ends as we all know it. Some of the top players (Lebron, Dwayde, Kobe, Durant etc.) meet up afterwards and they are all lost and confused with their huge mansions and mortgages. They don't know how to function in society without being heroes that have nothing to think about but a sports game. Decide to go to school but no college will accept them. They decide to go to South Harmon Institute of Technology (From the movie "Accepted"). Learn new things. Have adventures. Cute girls. Orgies. Parties. But in the end they learn that sports isn't everything. Money isn't everything. Morals. Friendship. Trust. Justin Long figures out that hes gay and has gay butt sex. Ending - NBA Owners give up and re-instate basketball. The players all immediately ditch their new friends and school and go back to being thoughtless jocks. The end. (Kobe winks) Pay each player 500k + free advertisement. Pay Justin Long 5 million. Pay some hot girls 1000$ bucks each. Rest goes to production, editing, and administrative expenses. Advertisement is pretty much free. Viral ad campaign started on youtube and FB is enough. | ||
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jj33
802 Posts
On November 19 2011 05:48 Maxd11 wrote: That is exactly the opposite of what this thread is asking for. It could be a good movie but nobody would see it. haha perfect. | ||
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Slow Motion
United States6960 Posts
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PsYoniC.
Germany61 Posts
Plot: - one camera position which is the point of view of the main character. - Main character has a ton of weapons like machine guns, rocket launchers, lasers, machetes, staplers, baseball bats, swords, tanks etc. - main character starts killing - main character continues killing - more killing If there is still budget add more killing. | ||
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pi_rate_pir_ate
United States179 Posts
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6632 Posts
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Scorpi
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Calm
Canada380 Posts
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saltywet
Hong Kong1316 Posts
On November 19 2011 05:37 Day[10] wrote: "A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus. I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild oh my god, i would SO watch this | ||
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xRivoNx
Germany29 Posts
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Catch]22
Sweden2683 Posts
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Telcontar
United Kingdom16710 Posts
On November 19 2011 07:51 Catch]22 wrote: Adam sandler is the entire cast of Sound of Music Nah, just Captain Von Trapp and Maria. Eddie Murphy will be all the children. | ||
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Catch]22
Sweden2683 Posts
On November 19 2011 07:54 Telcontar wrote: Nah, just Captain Von Trapp and Maria. Eddie Murphy will be all the children. And De Niro as the heartwarming captain of the nazis | ||
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Son of Gnome
United States777 Posts
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unkkz
Norway2196 Posts
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seitn
Finland27 Posts
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AxUU
Finland162 Posts
Plot: Ashton Kutcher is played by Ashton Kutcher, his main goal is to kill Ashton Kutcher in a terrible way, the movie goes on as he tries to kill himself, eventually fails. | ||
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bucckevin
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