EPTIT HAS COME TO A POINT
WHERE CONTENT IS SO ALIKE
THAT SOME MIGHT CALL IT COPING
THIS FALL
*woman yelling*: IT SPREADS SO FAST
*man yelling*: ITS CANCER
YOU
CAN'T
STOP IT
TEAMLIQUID VS REDDIT
behind the scenes
You receive $25 million dollars... - Page 6
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Arkuray
Denmark13 Posts
IT HAS COME TO A POINT WHERE CONTENT IS SO ALIKE THAT SOME MIGHT CALL IT COPING THIS FALL *woman yelling*: IT SPREADS SO FAST *man yelling*: ITS CANCER YOU CAN'T STOP IT TEAMLIQUID VS REDDIT behind the scenes | ||
Whitewing
United States7483 Posts
On November 19 2011 05:37 Day[10] wrote: You receive $25 million dollars with the instructions, "make a terrible movie that people would still see." What movie would you make? Here's some ideas people came up with: "A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus. I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild "A remake of Forrest Gump, with every single roll played by Morgan Freeman. This movie will involve the most gratuitous use of CGI, green screens, and digital extras since the Star Wars prequels. Forrest? He's played by Morgan Freeman. His love interest, Jenny Curran? That's Morgan Freeman after a digital sex change. Lt. Dan? You guessed it. Morgan Freeman. The scenes in the Vietnam War will be whole platoons of Morgan Freemans. The scene at the anti-war rally will involve Morgan Freeman speaking to a crowd of tens of thousands of Morgan Freemans of various ages, sexes, and heights. Every single character in the movie will be played by Morgan Freeman, without exception. Every main cast member, secondary cast member, and random extra will be played by Morgan Freeman. Any animals, such as dogs or horses, will be digital abominations of a horribly distorted Morgan Freeman." -isleepinahammock "Johnny depp reading the complete works of Dr Seuss. It would be filmed on a green screen with lots of close ups. Also he would take off his shirt." -kathrynallison "Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91 Post your ideas below! Sequel to Snakes on a Plane: Bears on a Submarine. | ||
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TuElite
Canada2123 Posts
On November 19 2011 05:38 Enervate wrote: Transformers 4 On November 19 2011 08:49 GinDo wrote: A remake of the Original StarWar Trilogy. WIth tons of CGI and cool lightsaber duels. He said 25 Millions, not 25 Billions. | ||
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fish ()(
United States72 Posts
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GinDo
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tomatriedes
New Zealand5356 Posts
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ddrddrddrddr
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ABear
United States161 Posts
License to Wed gets the prize for being the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen the Funny Games remake, so that means a lot. | ||
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phisku
Belgium864 Posts
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RevoNinja
United States59 Posts
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Jamileon
United States63 Posts
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Cyclone999
Canada331 Posts
Then keep the leftover money  | ||
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Zvek
Faroe Islands102 Posts
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BabyGiraldo
United States135 Posts
Rob Schneider is... "The Stapler", Rated PG-13. | ||
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Archas
United States6531 Posts
Opening scene of the movie shows a demon and a heroic knight locked in bitter combat within a castle. The demon is finally cornered by the knight in the bedchambers, and after a final struggle, the knight stabs the demon after knocking it off balance onto the bed. The demon's blood is corrupted, however, and seeps into the bed, transforming the bed into a sentient, ruthless killer. Hundreds of years later, the ancient ruins of the castle are discovered by a young couple, who find the site intriguing and tell all their friends about it. The ruined structure soon becomes a hot dating spot for whatever reason. The demonic bed has remained dormant until this time, and devours the first couple brave enough to fuck on the bed. As the bed eats more and more horny teenagers, what appears to be a serial killer case quickly becomes much more twisted. + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Moa
United States790 Posts
On November 19 2011 09:27 ddrddrddrddr wrote: I'd give 10k to some idiot to go make a terrible movie. I can do that. | ||
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Silidons
United States2813 Posts
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Nymbul
United Kingdom127 Posts
On November 19 2011 10:26 BabyGiraldo wrote: Rob Schneider turns into a stapler, but he's about to find out that being a stapler...is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... "The Stapler", Rated PG-13. Rob Schneider is KENNY! | ||
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Redox
Germany24794 Posts
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fuzzy_panda
New Zealand1681 Posts
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