EPTEdit: Soundtrack by Justin Bieber.
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iloveav
Poland1484 Posts
Edit: Soundtrack by Justin Bieber. | ||
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arbitrageur
Australia1202 Posts
$Interest --> food/water/poo/shopper --> Retire & SC2 24/7 | ||
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KoTakUEurO
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Mementoss
Canada2595 Posts
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Reptilia
Chile913 Posts
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OptimusYale
Korea (South)1005 Posts
2. Hire a girl to run through the forest screaming that something is after her 3. Girl gets murdered, people find the tape 4. Movie for 10,000, profits of millions | ||
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VoirDire
Sweden1923 Posts
Producer: Watch this. A.W.E.S.O.M-O, given the current trends of the movie going public, can you come up with an idea for a movie that will break $100 million box office? Cartman: [as A.W.E.S.O.M.-O] Um... Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actuallya golden retreiever or something. Mitch: Oh! Perfect! Executive: We'll call it "Puppy Love". Mitch: Give us another movie idea, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O. Cartman: Um... How about this: Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something. Mitch: "Punch Drunk Billionaire". | ||
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RezChi
Canada2368 Posts
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FraCuS
United States1072 Posts
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FeedMe
United States54 Posts
 probably something epic about a new viking on a boat with like some viking being superhero bad asses and other vikings being horrible rapist pillagers. with some story about trying to make him into a viking like they are, fighting over him and such. kinda like platoon i guess. | ||
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TritaN
United States406 Posts
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.theallmiapodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/kazaam_f1.jpg) I'd make a sequel. to Kazaam. It'd be identical to the original. You'd watch it. | ||
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Fenrax
United States5018 Posts
So awesome. This is the best thread ever. | ||
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fofa2000
Canada548 Posts
Hiya's retirement gave him time to embrace new opportunities, he is now into hollywood and paid royally!. Even though I'm not sure Magicarp would have the same appeal as Elvis  Core features: - Elvis (hiya) as, a pilot, a car racer, a singer, a fisherman, a dummy, a doctor, a news reporter, a soldier, an indian or any other absurd role Elvis was fond of. - 2-3 random girls, or more if budget allows. - adapted to our modern world: a loottttt of explosions, bad guys on steroids, evil politician and narrow-minded corporation elites actively seeking to exploit the planet and some more lucrative businesses. Hiya is Jack-of-All Trade, nothing resists him, he can create anything on demand, repair whatever is broken, escape from the tightest chains, and charm even the most savage woman.... Summary: 0:00: Hiya delivers food by planes to a small island inhabited by a couple dozen ppl. 7:00 He is warned, of course, by his company that there may be some heavy storms around the time he arrives. 7:30: Yet, Hiya is not a coward, he never delays for a few clouds. 15:00: Plane crash on a different island in the middle of nowhere, can't say we didn't told you hiya!! Radio is dead, food is scarce; 20:00 Hiya shelters in a cave for the night, plane is broken into pieces, he believes he saw some houses before he crashed, investigation will be for tomorrow. Yet he feels something is wrong here. 35:00: after a long walk into the forest, a giant snake and two crocodiles attacks later Hiya finally manage to reach a small town (5 houses at most). 37:00: frightening episode, a long moment of unbearable suspense occurs when Hiya is savagely immobilized. A TRAP! a Group of exotic half naked amazons attach him to a tree. ------------Blackout---------------- Second part : 40:00: fortunately, these dumb girls didn't realize he had a jackknife hidden in his pocket, and hiya himself forgot he had a transmitter. 43:00 : Hiya escapes once again, handle a bunch of girls as a gentlemen, on the road again, on the run again.... 55:00 : Some adventures later, Hiya is rescued by an helicopter and a marine corps, the savages are all slain, except those who had time to run. 60:00 Some rich promoters build luxury hotels, casinos, pools, restaurants, nuclear factories....bye trees, bye nature. 67:00: Hiya change his mind when he meets a young, helpless and vulnerable young shaman who teaches him the old ways. 70:00 -------Sensored episode with the shaman-------------- Third part: 74:00: Hiya has grown wiser, he is a new man, he thinks before he speaks and look before he walks. He doesn't even dream about battlecruisers and marines anymore. He is ready to face the evil Contractor who owns all the buildings. 77:00 short skirmish in the outskirts of the city between hiya's dream team and security guards. They are properly ambushed and put into good sleep. Hiya and the shaman wear guard cloths while the rest of the party will cause a distraction. 80:00: Panic at the beach, howling natives are hunting well fed tourists too apathetic to resist or hide. Lots of scalps to be have. 84:00 Hiya and his friend make it into the lobby of the CEO while guards are busy outside. 87:00 : CEO bargains for his life, they are tricked, and suddenly throws a poisoned dart at Hiya. 89:00 Emotional scene where the young and innocent shaman sacrifice her life to save Hiya to let him accomplish what has to be done to save the island from foreigners. 90:00: Hiya is furious, avenge his lover's death, form back his clan, and enjoy some good years of polygamy in his exclusively female tribe...a promising life it is for an adventurer :D. Conclusion: Hope I didn't go too much overboard with the money allowed hehe, noticed I skipped the explosions! | ||
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Keitzer
United States2509 Posts
you take this great awesome wonderful idea, and make it a live-action, piece of garbage, roleplaying, shit acting, bad script, and terrible scenery with super famous actors so tons of hype can go into it | ||
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saltywet
Hong Kong1316 Posts
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Solis_au
Australia30 Posts
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Shaok
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apalemorning
Canada509 Posts
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spatz
Germany153 Posts
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