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I feel like some people are skipping one of the constraints. To my understanding you have to propose an idea of a movie that would be terrible, but one which people would still go and see.
Lots of these ideas are just terrible movies, I can't speak for the majority of the population, but I'm sure that said movies would not get many people to go and see them.
If I was put in charge of making such a movie, I would do one of two things.
My main idea would be to make a film aimed at children. Frankly the level of quality needed to attract viewers of the younger generation is ridiculously low. I've been unfortunate enough to sit through films such as 'Spy Kids', 'Cats and Dogs' and 'Pocahontas'.
Therefore I'd have some cheap writer rush out a script with a threadbare plot. Then I'd pay to get this film animated, making sure it included cute talking animals of some sort. Then I'd use a cheesy name like Voyage of the Animals!
Secondly if shit hit the fan I'd make a sequel of a terrible, yet popular movie, like American Pie: Band Camp 2.
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A live action pokemon movie.
Actually I'd totally watch that.
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On November 19 2011 19:24 ABear wrote:This isnt a best movie ever list it's a terrible movie list
Exactly.
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On November 19 2011 05:37 Day[10] wrote:
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
Would that be a toned down version of Amelia Dyer?
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Paranormal Activity 4
you spend 50k dollars with a camera, a couple of terrible actors, renting house and some special effects and done
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anything mainstream
1.we got a problem
2.how do we solve it o hero?
3. directly
sums up 90% of mainstream movies and campaigns in computer games
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2 girls 1 cup in 3D
or a remake of Being John Malkovich with Rob Schneider as John Malkovich
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On November 19 2011 08:49 Whitewing wrote:Show nested quote +On November 19 2011 05:37 Day[10] wrote:
You receive $25 million dollars with the instructions, "make a terrible movie that people would still see." What movie would you make?
Here's some ideas people came up with:
"A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus.
I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild
"A remake of Forrest Gump, with every single roll played by Morgan Freeman. This movie will involve the most gratuitous use of CGI, green screens, and digital extras since the Star Wars prequels.
Forrest? He's played by Morgan Freeman.
His love interest, Jenny Curran? That's Morgan Freeman after a digital sex change.
Lt. Dan? You guessed it. Morgan Freeman. The scenes in the Vietnam War will be whole platoons of Morgan Freemans.
The scene at the anti-war rally will involve Morgan Freeman speaking to a crowd of tens of thousands of Morgan Freemans of various ages, sexes, and heights.
Every single character in the movie will be played by Morgan Freeman, without exception. Every main cast member, secondary cast member, and random extra will be played by Morgan Freeman. Any animals, such as dogs or horses, will be digital abominations of a horribly distorted Morgan Freeman." -isleepinahammock
"Johnny depp reading the complete works of Dr Seuss. It would be filmed on a green screen with lots of close ups. Also he would take off his shirt." -kathrynallison
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
Post your ideas below!
Sequel to Snakes on a Plane: Bears on a Submarine.
should be a prequel
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On November 19 2011 05:41 VirgilSC2 wrote:
Fake a Snooky x Situation sex tape. I'm sure millions would watch that......god I hate my generation.
If there was a Boxer x Jessica sex tape the whole starcraft community would watch it. That would be no different, you should respect people's idols.
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On November 19 2011 13:24 RezChi wrote:
Probably some SNSD or famous idol porno.
Even better:
Do it Glee-style. Nine girls of differing backgrounds and interests, all competing for the same guy. They end up in a song-and-dance competition with a talent scout in the audience. Along the way they are forced to cooperate/compete with each other for the guy's affections, and during the competition itself, they find out the guy's a stuck-up douchebag. To spite him, they end up agreeing to get promoted by the talent scout, he ends up trying to get even one of them back and fucks up. Target it to teens.
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On November 19 2011 06:49 Fenrax wrote:
Adam Sandler discovers the true meaning of Christmas and and finds his true love!
lolol ^^^ This was very funny sir. : )
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On November 20 2011 07:27 Scap wrote:
A live action pokemon movie.
Actually I'd totally watch that.
That's exactly the point !!
I'd make a remake of black dynamite. Staring Samuel Jackson.
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I'd make a movie about getting up at 8AM, getting my cereal bowl than waiting for the school bus. Then, even though I'm most likely in seventh grade, hit up downtown after class and party!
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Street Sharks vs SWAT Kats the Movie.
< The Best Movie Ever.
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On November 19 2011 05:41 SolidGasPro wrote:Sequel of this: + Show Spoiler +Budget $16 million Box office $1,710,972
Are those the real figures on that movie?
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On November 20 2011 13:35 ixi.genocide wrote:Show nested quote +On November 19 2011 08:49 Whitewing wrote:On November 19 2011 05:37 Day[10] wrote:
You receive $25 million dollars with the instructions, "make a terrible movie that people would still see." What movie would you make?
Here's some ideas people came up with:
"A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus.
I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild
"A remake of Forrest Gump, with every single roll played by Morgan Freeman. This movie will involve the most gratuitous use of CGI, green screens, and digital extras since the Star Wars prequels.
Forrest? He's played by Morgan Freeman.
His love interest, Jenny Curran? That's Morgan Freeman after a digital sex change.
Lt. Dan? You guessed it. Morgan Freeman. The scenes in the Vietnam War will be whole platoons of Morgan Freemans.
The scene at the anti-war rally will involve Morgan Freeman speaking to a crowd of tens of thousands of Morgan Freemans of various ages, sexes, and heights.
Every single character in the movie will be played by Morgan Freeman, without exception. Every main cast member, secondary cast member, and random extra will be played by Morgan Freeman. Any animals, such as dogs or horses, will be digital abominations of a horribly distorted Morgan Freeman." -isleepinahammock
"Johnny depp reading the complete works of Dr Seuss. It would be filmed on a green screen with lots of close ups. Also he would take off his shirt." -kathrynallison
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
Post your ideas below!
Sequel to Snakes on a Plane: Bears on a Submarine. should be a prequel
No, the prequel is Barracudas on an Escalator.
That too silly for you?
Well how about Sharks on a Space Station?
Lions in a Limo?
Snipers in an Elevator?
Tigers in a Treehouse?
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On November 20 2011 19:44 Whitewing wrote:Show nested quote +On November 20 2011 13:35 ixi.genocide wrote:On November 19 2011 08:49 Whitewing wrote:On November 19 2011 05:37 Day[10] wrote:
You receive $25 million dollars with the instructions, "make a terrible movie that people would still see." What movie would you make?
Here's some ideas people came up with:
"A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus.
I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild
"A remake of Forrest Gump, with every single roll played by Morgan Freeman. This movie will involve the most gratuitous use of CGI, green screens, and digital extras since the Star Wars prequels.
Forrest? He's played by Morgan Freeman.
His love interest, Jenny Curran? That's Morgan Freeman after a digital sex change.
Lt. Dan? You guessed it. Morgan Freeman. The scenes in the Vietnam War will be whole platoons of Morgan Freemans.
The scene at the anti-war rally will involve Morgan Freeman speaking to a crowd of tens of thousands of Morgan Freemans of various ages, sexes, and heights.
Every single character in the movie will be played by Morgan Freeman, without exception. Every main cast member, secondary cast member, and random extra will be played by Morgan Freeman. Any animals, such as dogs or horses, will be digital abominations of a horribly distorted Morgan Freeman." -isleepinahammock
"Johnny depp reading the complete works of Dr Seuss. It would be filmed on a green screen with lots of close ups. Also he would take off his shirt." -kathrynallison
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
Post your ideas below!
Sequel to Snakes on a Plane: Bears on a Submarine. should be a prequel No, the prequel is Barracudas on an Escalator. That too silly for you? Well how about Sharks on a Space Station? Lions in a Limo? Snipers in an Elevator?Tigers in a Treehouse?
you mean Enacondas in an Elevator?
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On November 20 2011 05:33 MaverickSC wrote:Show nested quote +On November 19 2011 05:38 Myrkskog wrote:![[image loading]](http://www.oddfilms.com/blog/media/room-poster.jpg) Pretty sure we can close this thread now. ^^ It's funny. I've seen the whole movie and I was astonished at how this was even approved
It wasn't. He self funded it.
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On November 20 2011 14:03 Konaa wrote:Show nested quote +On November 19 2011 05:41 VirgilSC2 wrote:
Fake a Snooky x Situation sex tape. I'm sure millions would watch that......god I hate my generation. If there was a Boxer x Jessica sex tape the whole starcraft community would watch it. That would be no different, you should respect people's idols.
At least Boxer and Jessica have contributed a meaningful and not totally moronic set of ideals to a community. Those of Jersey Shore only exemplify the kind of mindless idiocy that runs rampant in this society's youth. It's a celebration of everything wrong with an entire generation. To compare Boxer and Jessica to those people is insulting to this community.
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A film of me playing Skyrim for 90 minutes with a top-class female celebrity dancing half-naked in the background.
20 million for her, 1 million for equipment and stuff, 4 million for "Miscellaneous" 
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