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dorout1
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FreezerJumps
Canada653 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
I would spend 20 million on hiring Jackie Chan to play himself(only person he ever plays anyway), and 4 million paying people to think of funny lines for him to say as he beats people up. 500k goes to paying for expensive vases for the bad guys to knock over while they are fighting. 500k goes to whatever, actually making the movie and what not. | ||
flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this? Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports! Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil... Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a dagger in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep. The End. Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why. Movie title can be something like "Twilight of Aiur." Disclaimer: I am straight. I like OS's story. | ||
Kipsate
Netherlands45349 Posts
Me too except that part where Bisu actually wins an OSL I mean, really? | ||
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Clonze
Canada281 Posts
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SpiZe
Canada3640 Posts
You hire Megan Fox and Jessica Alba as main actors. The plot would consist of two girls living in a village in an hot region of the world near the beach (where everyone in the goddamn village is chilling). The rest is pretty much useless and you will make millions. | ||
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Varpulis
United States2517 Posts
On November 28 2011 09:19 sorrowptoss wrote: I laughed so hard LOLOL... hilarious... some TL lurkers have incredible imagination  I think thats from the reddit thread of the same topic that, shall we say, "inspired" this one. scary thing is that that story actually happened. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_Dyer tl;dr: bitch takes babies from single mothers for a fee and then murders them. kills something like 400 before the authorities track her down. | ||
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BluePanther
United States2776 Posts
On November 19 2011 06:03 RoosterSamurai wrote: Is there any room in your budget for a cameo appearance from.... ![[image loading]](http://www.theouthousers.com/wiki/images/b/b4/Triviagm.jpg) lol funniest thing i've read all day | ||
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AaronJ
United States90 Posts
Great for guys and girls. | ||
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Kiett
United States7639 Posts
On November 28 2011 10:44 Varpulis wrote: I think thats from the reddit thread of the same topic that, shall we say, "inspired" this one. scary thing is that that story actually happened. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_Dyer tl;dr: bitch takes babies from single mothers for a fee and then murders them. kills something like 400 before the authorities track her down. HOLY FUCK that picture is so creepy. Why do psychopathic murderers always have to look like psychopathic murderers? I was genuinely interested in reading about her, but now I'm too scared to pull up the page again  | ||
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Frozenhelfire
United States420 Posts
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
 Bisu finally brings peace to the world, by defeating  Flash in the third OSL in a row, ending the reign of terrans and bringing peace to the Starcraft world. Flash, as he is crumbling away on the OSL stage while Bisu is being cheered endlessly by his SKT teammates, performs one last desperate measure: he sends his personal assassin back in time. This assassin is the Maestro himself,  sAviOr, reborn as an invincible Starcraft-playing android. This reborn sAviOr is sent back in time to when Bisu is but a 5 year old child. Here, he plans to destroy little Bisu through a special, life-draining game of Starcraft before Bisu could ever become the great revolutionist that he is. However, the future Protoss could not let this event happen. They quickly reconstructed one of their own fallen heroes, Nal_rA, as an android, and sent him back in time to save the protoss from this doom. Now little 5 year old Kim Taek Yong must learn to succeed at this most dangerous game far before the creation of the game itself, against a sAviOr much more learned and powerful than the one that he dethroned in 2007. Will he survive, or will the plans of the evil Flash succeed? | ||
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Sinensis
United States2513 Posts
It will essentially be a Christian movie where Christians defeat Satanic Harry Potter using the power of prayer and abstinence. In the end God's magic is more powerful than the devil's black magic! EDIT : With bonus alternate ending where Harry wins and the world is cast into sin and havoc. | ||
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empty.bottle
685 Posts
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this? Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports! Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil... Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a dagger in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep. The End. Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why. Movie title can be something like "The only way Bisu can win an OSL." Disclaimer: I am straight. Fixed | ||
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Emnjay808
United States10665 Posts
On November 19 2011 22:50 R3m3mb3rM3 wrote: I would make a horror movie based on amnesia. I also would include time travel elements which come conclude to you being the monster you ran away from. the audience would feel smart and love the movie just like inception /thread | ||
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Hidden_MotiveS
Canada2562 Posts
I'd make the movie about the last guy on earth and the situations he had to deal with. There'd still be women. | ||
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RDaneelOlivaw
Vatican City State733 Posts
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
On November 19 2011 05:43 Jizzy wrote: THE FUCKING FINAL DESTINATION i lol'd so hard how about a love story that incorporates daily life problems between two lovers that are solved by our histories technological advances (as if they were all invented in the same year).. | ||
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Witten
United States2094 Posts
A beautiful, physically fit women gets out of her fancy sportscar and grabs two bags, as well as a backpack. She is wearing a winter coat (as it is snowing), a scarf, long pants, etc. She enters a biodome esque building and the guard asks "Where's your id?" Then she kills the guard in fantastic fashion. The next 88 minutes are of her going from room to room in the biodome, each room being a different fantastic locale (like a jungle world, or a space world) where endless swarms of henchmen try to kill her. After beating the boss of each room (which is a beautiful, fit woman) she loses and article of clothing in the fight. By the end of the movie she is only in bra and panties fighting another beautiful evil russian woman in bra and panties, ending with her decapitating the woman and saying "my work here is done". The only dialogue in the movie is the lines I have already pitched. The rest is just people saying "shit" or "fuck" when they get shot or barrels explode, and one-liners. Constant, constant one-liners. If you wouldn't watch this movie, you have horrible taste. | ||
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