You receive $25 million dollars with the instructions, "make a terrible movie that people would still see." What movie would you make?
Here's some ideas people came up with:
"A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus. I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild
"A remake of Forrest Gump, with every single roll played by Morgan Freeman. This movie will involve the most gratuitous use of CGI, green screens, and digital extras since the Star Wars prequels. Forrest? He's played by Morgan Freeman. His love interest, Jenny Curran? That's Morgan Freeman after a digital sex change. Lt. Dan? You guessed it. Morgan Freeman. The scenes in the Vietnam War will be whole platoons of Morgan Freemans. The scene at the anti-war rally will involve Morgan Freeman speaking to a crowd of tens of thousands of Morgan Freemans of various ages, sexes, and heights. Every single character in the movie will be played by Morgan Freeman, without exception. Every main cast member, secondary cast member, and random extra will be played by Morgan Freeman. Any animals, such as dogs or horses, will be digital abominations of a horribly distorted Morgan Freeman." -isleepinahammock
"Johnny depp reading the complete works of Dr Seuss. It would be filmed on a green screen with lots of close ups. Also he would take off his shirt." -kathrynallison
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
Another Christmas comedy/romantic movie. Add in lots of unfunny jokes, ones where you only laugh because everyone around you is laughing. $0.5 million advertisement, $2 million production, remaining goes to administration.
On November 19 2011 05:41 VirgilSC2 wrote: Fake a Snooky x Situation sex tape. I'm sure millions would watch that......god I hate my generation.
I'd watch that just because I know it'd be one of the most hilarious things, ever.
Anyway, I'd make a movie about a vampire who sparkles in the sun, and he falls in love with a werewolf. Then the emotion struggles between the couple would eventually tear them apart, followed by a montage of all the times they spent together and the time they spend by themselves, and they inevitable get back together and have a happy ending.
I'd make a movie similar to the Human Centipede, which is to say it would be absolutely absurd and gross.
It starts with some young sexy adults, maybe 3 or 4, driving along a highway in the middle of the night in some European country. The car suddenly careens out of control, and they all lose conciousness.
Suddenly, they wake up in some kind of weird facility, the men are dead, and the women are hooked up to these crazy machines,
Horror ensues as the remaining young adults try to break free of their bonds and escape this horrible facility only to discover thousands of women hooked up to milking machines so this company can mass produce human cheese.
I haven't though up an ending yet, but someone will drown in the milk, this is certain.
On November 19 2011 05:50 HackBenjamin wrote: I'd make a movie similar to the Human Centipede, which is to say it would be absolutely absurd and gross.
It starts with some young sexy adults, maybe 3 or 4, driving along a highway in the middle of the night in some European country. The car suddenly careens out of control, and they all lose conciousness.
Suddenly, they wake up in some kind of weird facility, the men are dead, and the women are hooked up to these crazy machines,
Horror ensues as the remaining young adults try to break free of their bonds and escape this horrible facility only to discover thousands of women hooked up to milking machines so this company can mass produce human cheese.
I haven't though up an ending yet, but someone will drown in the milk, this is certain.
That would be an awesome movie! "No one knows where brie really comes from, and no one asks...."
I would do the most generic family comedy ever - Not quite as bad as that horrid Marmaduke film, but not quite as advanced as... Uh, well i can't come up with any clever, subtle or advanced family comedies.
More likely though, I'll make a terrible exploitation film on a really low budget and save the most of the money for myself.
On November 19 2011 05:50 darkscream wrote: I would hire writers from porno movies to write a script then cut out all the pornography and present the story solo.
*Beautiful woman wearing only a skimpy housecoat answers the door*
"Hey cable man, why don't you come inside and fix my TV..."
just when you thought it was safe to go back in the skies...
For the promotional poster I'd have a lady looking outside her airplane window in shock at a gigantic bite mark on the airplane wing and a shark's fin in the clouds.
How can they fly? ...*shrug* evolution or something
Also Samuel Jackson has to be in this movie. Just because. They took him out in Deep Blue Sea, but not this time..NOT THIS TIME!
Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a dagger in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "Twilight of Aiur."
am i the only one who read the morgan freeman movie from OP's post in Abed from communitys voice? sounds exactly like something that could be one of his movie projects :D
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a dagger in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "Twilight of Aiur."
Disclaimer: I am straight.
Would that be a BisuDagger?
Great Movie idea though. A Starcraft version of Twilight lol and ofc Bisu never truly dies.
I would use 1000 dolar of it to make the movie, and save the rest with income since the actors will be my mother, my gf and me; I won't have to pay for acting.
If I were to make a terrible movie, it would have: Ninjas with ridiculous muscle sizes fighting vampires wielding shotguns. That would be interspersed with a love triangle between the head ninja (who's also a cyborg, duh), the head vampire (who has his shirt off most of the time, people have to want to see it) and a woman with the personality of a selfish block of wood. It would guest star Dolemite as the president of the United Nations, and Chris Tucker as his trusty talking machine gun. It would be called: Vampires vs Ninjas- Ultimate Showdown.
Note: the story would be centered around Dolemite making terrible insults and ninjas jumping around. The actual fights and plot take up about 45min of the movie. The movie is 100min long.
On November 19 2011 06:07 FrostedMiniWheats wrote: Cloud Sharks
just when you thought it was safe to go back in the skies...
For the promotional poster I'd have a lady looking outside her airplane window in shock at a gigantic bite mark on the airplane wing and a shark's fin in the clouds.
How can they fly? ...*shrug* evolution or something
Also Samuel Jackson has to be in this movie. Just because. They took him out in Deep Blue Sea, but not this time..NOT THIS TIME!
I'm tired of all these mother fucking sharks! On this motherfucking plane!
"Mine is about a futuristic amusement park, where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques... I call it, Billy and the Cloneasaurus"
On November 19 2011 06:07 FrostedMiniWheats wrote: Cloud Sharks
just when you thought it was safe to go back in the skies...
For the promotional poster I'd have a lady looking outside her airplane window in shock at a gigantic bite mark on the airplane wing and a shark's fin in the clouds.
How can they fly? ...*shrug* evolution or something
Also Samuel Jackson has to be in this movie. Just because. They took him out in Deep Blue Sea, but not this time..NOT THIS TIME!
I'm tired of all these mother fucking sharks! On this motherfucking plane!
I would do a movie about a legend, a dragonborn. He used to be an adventurer until the evil Knee-Archer shot him. Now he just sits in his home drinking mead as Thane of a city and shouts at redguards. His amazing horse then kills the dragons, the Knee-Archer and all evil and saves the world.
I would do most of the acting and the directing so that I would get most of that money.
Soundtrack: "The Dragonborn Comes" ,"My Horse is Amazing" and the Pirates of the Carribbean theme..
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 47:00 Bisu slays Shine in the OSL semi-finals on his way to the finals playing with only his middle fingers. 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a dagger in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "Twilight of Aiur."
Disclaimer: I am straight.
Added the bonus footage from the extended DVD version.
Adam Sandler is the main actor. 100%. He inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something. Or Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl but it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retreiever or something. Or he plays like his own twin sister and she is like mean outside but good in her heart or something.
I'd make another Gundam Seed movie, except this time all you do is make a new movie by editing previous fight scenes and sound bites from previous Seed series / movies.
On November 19 2011 06:51 adacan wrote: A love story between a polar bear who accidentally goes to the wrong pole and a penguin. It will be unbearable.
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a dagger in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "Twilight of Aiur."
Disclaimer: I am straight.4
Sequel. Audience demand a SC2 featuring, Nestea, MVP, MMA, and HuK
On November 19 2011 05:37 Day[10] wrote: You receive $25 million dollars with the instructions, "make a terrible movie that people would still see." What movie would you make?
Here's some ideas people came up with:
"A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus. I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild
Easy. Everyone in this thread isn't thinking very well.
"Spend a little and pocket the money"
$25,000,000 budget? You could easily make a several times that with a movie that people would watch.
Horrible movie? Small budget? Hire Justin Long, and the NBA.
THINK! Who is suffering right now? Who would work for pennies? Who needs free advertisement?
3 letters. N. B. A. Title: Accepted 2: Lockout Plot -
NBA Lockout happens, NBA players unite against owners, everyone is jobless.
Ex-NBA Pros regret all the money, booze and worthless lives they are leading as athletes.
After the lockout the owners decide not to reinstate professional basketball and the sport ends as we all know it.
Some of the top players (Lebron, Dwayde, Kobe, Durant etc.) meet up afterwards and they are all lost and confused with their huge mansions and mortgages.
They don't know how to function in society without being heroes that have nothing to think about but a sports game. Decide to go to school but no college will accept them.
They decide to go to South Harmon Institute of Technology (From the movie "Accepted").
Learn new things. Have adventures. Cute girls. Orgies. Parties. But in the end they learn that sports isn't everything. Money isn't everything. Morals. Friendship. Trust.
Justin Long figures out that hes gay and has gay butt sex.
Ending - NBA Owners give up and re-instate basketball. The players all immediately ditch their new friends and school and go back to being thoughtless jocks.
The end. (Kobe winks)
Pay each player 500k + free advertisement. Pay Justin Long 5 million. Pay some hot girls 1000$ bucks each. Rest goes to production, editing, and administrative expenses.
Advertisement is pretty much free. Viral ad campaign started on youtube and FB is enough.
Problem is with only a $25 million budget the movie probably has to be genuinely good for a lot of people to want to watch it. The movie won't have any A-list celebrities or amazing special effects. I would probably make a zombie movie though, and maybe get Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez's name on it somehow. That way the movie could kinda suck but since it's a zombie movie standards will be low and young people will still watch it.
Plot: - one camera position which is the point of view of the main character. - Main character has a ton of weapons like machine guns, rocket launchers, lasers, machetes, staplers, baseball bats, swords, tanks etc. - main character starts killing - main character continues killing - more killing
Doesn't this beg the question that "my name" is Peter Jackson...except the budget will be bigger = ruin any of Tolkien's masterpieces or find something else to ruin.
A man kills his son for being black/gay. His wife dies and he moves to another city. There he meets a girl, and, step by step, he falls in love with her.. And the day he wants to f*** her, he finds out that the girl is actually his dead son. LOL
"A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus. I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild
I would hire M Night Shamalayan and give him 25million, tell him to do whatever he wants, instantly a hyped movie people will watch and it will be ok until his notorious twist endings that just ruins the entire movie.
Title: I must prevail Plot: Ashton Kutcher is played by Ashton Kutcher, his main goal is to kill Ashton Kutcher in a terrible way, the movie goes on as he tries to kill himself, eventually fails.
On November 19 2011 05:37 Day[10] wrote: You receive $25 million dollars with the instructions, "make a terrible movie that people would still see." What movie would you make?
Here's some ideas people came up with:
"A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus. I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild
"A remake of Forrest Gump, with every single roll played by Morgan Freeman. This movie will involve the most gratuitous use of CGI, green screens, and digital extras since the Star Wars prequels. Forrest? He's played by Morgan Freeman. His love interest, Jenny Curran? That's Morgan Freeman after a digital sex change. Lt. Dan? You guessed it. Morgan Freeman. The scenes in the Vietnam War will be whole platoons of Morgan Freemans. The scene at the anti-war rally will involve Morgan Freeman speaking to a crowd of tens of thousands of Morgan Freemans of various ages, sexes, and heights. Every single character in the movie will be played by Morgan Freeman, without exception. Every main cast member, secondary cast member, and random extra will be played by Morgan Freeman. Any animals, such as dogs or horses, will be digital abominations of a horribly distorted Morgan Freeman." -isleepinahammock
"Johnny depp reading the complete works of Dr Seuss. It would be filmed on a green screen with lots of close ups. Also he would take off his shirt." -kathrynallison
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
Post your ideas below!
Sequel to Snakes on a Plane: Bears on a Submarine.
I'd make an absolutely terrible romantic comedy like this one http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0762114/ License to Wed gets the prize for being the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen the Funny Games remake, so that means a lot.
Rob Schneider turns into a stapler, but he's about to find out that being a stapler...is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... "The Stapler", Rated PG-13.
Opening scene of the movie shows a demon and a heroic knight locked in bitter combat within a castle. The demon is finally cornered by the knight in the bedchambers, and after a final struggle, the knight stabs the demon after knocking it off balance onto the bed. The demon's blood is corrupted, however, and seeps into the bed, transforming the bed into a sentient, ruthless killer.
Hundreds of years later, the ancient ruins of the castle are discovered by a young couple, who find the site intriguing and tell all their friends about it. The ruined structure soon becomes a hot dating spot for whatever reason. The demonic bed has remained dormant until this time, and devours the first couple brave enough to fuck on the bed. As the bed eats more and more horny teenagers, what appears to be a serial killer case quickly becomes much more twisted.
On November 19 2011 10:26 BabyGiraldo wrote: Rob Schneider turns into a stapler, but he's about to find out that being a stapler...is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... "The Stapler", Rated PG-13.
I would make a movie about a bisexual polar bear who discovers that he has bipolar disorder. It will be an indepth look into this harrowing psychological illness and its effects on society. Also the name of the movie will be "The Bi Bi-polar polar bear"
There are these robots, right, and they're from another planet. Now, these robots have the magical ability to change into a human vehicle whenever they want. Now, they have enemy robots just like them. Then you have lots of explosions.
It would be a story about how Hell is real, and applies to ALL living souls. In this scenario, a comet hits a volcano in Europe and physically opens up the path from Dinosaur Hell. This Hell is where all the most evil, ruthless, and violent dinosaurs who killed for sport -- not for hunger -- all went after their corporeal lives ended.
The more evil a dinosaur in real life, the stronger it became in hell. Think demonic dinosaurs coming out of a volcano with the only intention to hunt and kill everything there is.
On November 19 2011 10:56 Vei wrote: It would be a story about how Hell is real, and applies to ALL living souls. In this scenario, a comet hits a volcano in Europe and physically opens up the path from Dinosaur Hell. This Hell is where all the most evil, ruthless, and violent dinosaurs who killed for sport -- not for hunger -- all went after their corporeal lives ended.
The more evil a dinosaur in real life, the stronger it became in hell. Think demonic dinosaurs coming out of a volcano with the only intention to hunt and kill everything there is.
Take a good, and popular unspoiled series, make a really simple basic story which has no relation to the previous films other then the characters. Name the movie after the good series, advertise it as being a giant blockbuster. Release it, watch profits roll in.
I would make a Pirates vs. Ninjas movie. A movie where the neverending question will be answered! Who wins ?Pirates or Ninjas ? Watch the answer at December 26th 2012 in cinemas across the globe!
With an epic opening scene where you see a peaceful japanese harbor in the early morning fog. An old fisherman preparing his nets. Then suddenly he is seeing something in the fog, at first just some weird silhouette, but then.....he knows. PIRATE SHIPS!!!!! PIRATES ARE HERE! GOD HELP US!!!!!!!!CALL THE NINJAS!!!
Katanas vs. Sabres Shurikans vs. Pistols Rum vs. Sake Eyepatches vs. Masks
On November 19 2011 10:32 Aeres wrote: Here we go.
Opening scene of the movie shows a demon and a heroic knight locked in bitter combat within a castle. The demon is finally cornered by the knight in the bedchambers, and after a final struggle, the knight stabs the demon after knocking it off balance onto the bed. The demon's blood is corrupted, however, and seeps into the bed, transforming the bed into a sentient, ruthless killer.
Hundreds of years later, the ancient ruins of the castle are discovered by a young couple, who find the site intriguing and tell all their friends about it. The ruined structure soon becomes a hot dating spot for whatever reason. The demonic bed has remained dormant until this time, and devours the first couple brave enough to fuck on the bed. As the bed eats more and more horny teenagers, what appears to be a serial killer case quickly becomes much more twisted.
Wow,I can't believe this movie actually exists. Here's my idea.
We live in a world where there is magic,and witches gain their power by fucking guys. So one day,the grandma of a porn star dies and she discovers she's a witch herself. Now she must gather all the power she can in order to face the evil that awaits and save the world...
Id hire paris hilton, Britney spears, lindse lohan and robert patinson. (Id bet there is no beating me here, and id still get about 100 million benefits). What would be the movie about? Dosent matter, would be a fail anyway.
put a video camera in a university pool. tape for 2 hours. Make trailer of best ass scenes and some funny bro obscene jokes. Profit. Additionally make a twist ending which says the pool is really not a pool and everyone was swimming in some other shit. Then add another ending on the DVD that it was all a dream.
1. Buy crappy video camcorder 2. Hire a girl to run through the forest screaming that something is after her 3. Girl gets murdered, people find the tape 4. Movie for 10,000, profits of millions
South park did a bunch of ideas with the A.W.E.S.O.M-O episode.
Producer: Watch this. A.W.E.S.O.M-O, given the current trends of the movie going public, can you come up with an idea for a movie that will break $100 million box office? Cartman: [as A.W.E.S.O.M.-O] Um... Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actuallya golden retreiever or something. Mitch: Oh! Perfect! Executive: We'll call it "Puppy Love". Mitch: Give us another movie idea, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O. Cartman: Um... How about this: Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something. Mitch: "Punch Drunk Billionaire".
something with vikings. i love vikings and hate viking movies probably something epic about a new viking on a boat with like some viking being superhero bad asses and other vikings being horrible rapist pillagers. with some story about trying to make him into a viking like they are, fighting over him and such. kinda like platoon i guess.
On November 19 2011 10:56 Vei wrote: It would be a story about how Hell is real, and applies to ALL living souls. In this scenario, a comet hits a volcano in Europe and physically opens up the path from Dinosaur Hell. This Hell is where all the most evil, ruthless, and violent dinosaurs who killed for sport -- not for hunger -- all went after their corporeal lives ended.
The more evil a dinosaur in real life, the stronger it became in hell. Think demonic dinosaurs coming out of a volcano with the only intention to hunt and kill everything there is.
Very Easy, an elvis type movie! Hiya's retirement gave him time to embrace new opportunities, he is now into hollywood and paid royally!. Even though I'm not sure Magicarp would have the same appeal as Elvis Core features: - Elvis (hiya) as, a pilot, a car racer, a singer, a fisherman, a dummy, a doctor, a news reporter, a soldier, an indian or any other absurd role Elvis was fond of. - 2-3 random girls, or more if budget allows. - adapted to our modern world: a loottttt of explosions, bad guys on steroids, evil politician and narrow-minded corporation elites actively seeking to exploit the planet and some more lucrative businesses. Hiya is Jack-of-All Trade, nothing resists him, he can create anything on demand, repair whatever is broken, escape from the tightest chains, and charm even the most savage woman....
Summary: 0:00: Hiya delivers food by planes to a small island inhabited by a couple dozen ppl. 7:00 He is warned, of course, by his company that there may be some heavy storms around the time he arrives. 7:30: Yet, Hiya is not a coward, he never delays for a few clouds. 15:00: Plane crash on a different island in the middle of nowhere, can't say we didn't told you hiya!! Radio is dead, food is scarce; 20:00 Hiya shelters in a cave for the night, plane is broken into pieces, he believes he saw some houses before he crashed, investigation will be for tomorrow. Yet he feels something is wrong here. 35:00: after a long walk into the forest, a giant snake and two crocodiles attacks later Hiya finally manage to reach a small town (5 houses at most). 37:00: frightening episode, a long moment of unbearable suspense occurs when Hiya is savagely immobilized. A TRAP! a Group of exotic half naked amazons attach him to a tree. ------------Blackout---------------- Second part : 40:00: fortunately, these dumb girls didn't realize he had a jackknife hidden in his pocket, and hiya himself forgot he had a transmitter. 43:00 : Hiya escapes once again, handle a bunch of girls as a gentlemen, on the road again, on the run again.... 55:00 : Some adventures later, Hiya is rescued by an helicopter and a marine corps, the savages are all slain, except those who had time to run. 60:00 Some rich promoters build luxury hotels, casinos, pools, restaurants, nuclear factories....bye trees, bye nature. 67:00: Hiya change his mind when he meets a young, helpless and vulnerable young shaman who teaches him the old ways. 70:00 -------Sensored episode with the shaman-------------- Third part: 74:00: Hiya has grown wiser, he is a new man, he thinks before he speaks and look before he walks. He doesn't even dream about battlecruisers and marines anymore. He is ready to face the evil Contractor who owns all the buildings. 77:00 short skirmish in the outskirts of the city between hiya's dream team and security guards. They are properly ambushed and put into good sleep. Hiya and the shaman wear guard cloths while the rest of the party will cause a distraction. 80:00: Panic at the beach, howling natives are hunting well fed tourists too apathetic to resist or hide. Lots of scalps to be have. 84:00 Hiya and his friend make it into the lobby of the CEO while guards are busy outside. 87:00 : CEO bargains for his life, they are tricked, and suddenly throws a poisoned dart at Hiya. 89:00 Emotional scene where the young and innocent shaman sacrifice her life to save Hiya to let him accomplish what has to be done to save the island from foreigners. 90:00: Hiya is furious, avenge his lover's death, form back his clan, and enjoy some good years of polygamy in his exclusively female tribe...a promising life it is for an adventurer :D.
Conclusion: Hope I didn't go too much overboard with the money allowed hehe, noticed I skipped the explosions!
The WoW Movie... or halo... either works with my example....
you take this great awesome wonderful idea, and make it a live-action, piece of garbage, roleplaying, shit acting, bad script, and terrible scenery with super famous actors so tons of hype can go into it
I would make an art-house film that was so filled with pointless hipster references that it would become a cult classic among generation y and z... It would be like 2 days in Paris, one of those simple movies filmed in a couple of different rooms. People love that shit.
a movie about me getting totaly drunk, dancing like a god, flirting like a boss, getting involved into trouble with the nordsea. and beat the shit out of norway.
Ashton Kutcher is...the paperclip collector. This movie documents his ambition to collect 1 billion paperclips, of all shapes and sizes. However, problems occur when he loses one paperclip. And he will spend all of his $25 million to get it back.
We need a Jesus movie for the post-post modern world. We'll tell a story about Jesus from the perspective of a filmmaker, exploring the life of Jesus. In the filmmaker film trying to find God with his camera and the filmmaker realises he's actually Jesus and he's being filmed by God's camera and goes like that forever in both directions like in a mirror in mirror and all the filmmakers are Jesus and all the camera's are God and the movie's called... Abed.
A german scientist discovers the secrets of necromancy after the outbreak of world war 1. First thing he does is to revive Otto von Bismarck (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger). Bismarck is placed in a mecha suit and after a swift coup d'état he reigns supreme. The western front is demolished by Bismarck's superior tactics and Germany has occupied all of France by 1916. However, in 1917 a time traveling communist plants a virus in Bismarck's mainframe.
On November 19 2011 05:50 darkscream wrote: I would hire writers from porno movies to write a script then cut out all the pornography and present the story solo.
*Beautiful woman wearing only a skimpy housecoat answers the door*
"Hey cable man, why don't you come inside and fix my TV..."
On November 19 2011 05:50 darkscream wrote: I would hire writers from porno movies to write a script then cut out all the pornography and present the story solo.
*Beautiful woman wearing only a skimpy housecoat answers the door*
"Hey cable man, why don't you come inside and fix my TV..."
Adam Sandler is a somewhat stupid school teacher, gets drunk one night and becomes a vampire. Hilarity ensues as he must now put on a ton of sunscreen, wear sunglasses everywhere, has to avoid class photos, mirrors, the garlic heavy cafeteria food, and resist the temptation to suck blood out of students, parents and coworkers. He eventually uses his powers to protect his students, save the day, and throughout the movie some secretary/teacher (cue awkward nerdy woman who ends up being a total hot babe) helps him out, they fall in love and live happily ever after.
I would make a horror movie based on amnesia. I also would include time travel elements which come conclude to you being the monster you ran away from. the audience would feel smart and love the movie just like inception
An awesome movie with Billy Mays. I call it, "Billy Mays the Movie": it is just a remix of him saying Oxiclean! In the background there will be dinosaurs and sharks and explosions and rocket launchers and robots and lasers and Rambo and terminator and mutant onions!
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a dagger in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "Twilight of Aiur."
Disclaimer: I am straight.
I highly, HIGHLY, approve of this story. Except it needs even MORE STORK/BISU. And I'm okay with making it rated X.
On November 19 2011 20:02 TheBomb wrote: Batman vs Superman vs Spiderman vs Fanststic 4 vs Ironman vs IronChef vs Thor vs Green Lanthern vs Hulk vs Hulk Hogan.
That would actually be interesting! Betting on that IrenChef wins and there will be good soup at the end!
I feel like some people are skipping one of the constraints. To my understanding you have to propose an idea of a movie that would be terrible, but one which people would still go and see. Lots of these ideas are just terrible movies, I can't speak for the majority of the population, but I'm sure that said movies would not get many people to go and see them.
If I was put in charge of making such a movie, I would do one of two things.
My main idea would be to make a film aimed at children. Frankly the level of quality needed to attract viewers of the younger generation is ridiculously low. I've been unfortunate enough to sit through films such as 'Spy Kids', 'Cats and Dogs' and 'Pocahontas'. Therefore I'd have some cheap writer rush out a script with a threadbare plot. Then I'd pay to get this film animated, making sure it included cute talking animals of some sort. Then I'd use a cheesy name like Voyage of the Animals!
Secondly if shit hit the fan I'd make a sequel of a terrible, yet popular movie, like American Pie: Band Camp 2.
On November 19 2011 05:37 Day[10] wrote: "Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
Would that be a toned down version of Amelia Dyer?
On November 19 2011 05:37 Day[10] wrote: You receive $25 million dollars with the instructions, "make a terrible movie that people would still see." What movie would you make?
Here's some ideas people came up with:
"A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus. I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild
"A remake of Forrest Gump, with every single roll played by Morgan Freeman. This movie will involve the most gratuitous use of CGI, green screens, and digital extras since the Star Wars prequels. Forrest? He's played by Morgan Freeman. His love interest, Jenny Curran? That's Morgan Freeman after a digital sex change. Lt. Dan? You guessed it. Morgan Freeman. The scenes in the Vietnam War will be whole platoons of Morgan Freemans. The scene at the anti-war rally will involve Morgan Freeman speaking to a crowd of tens of thousands of Morgan Freemans of various ages, sexes, and heights. Every single character in the movie will be played by Morgan Freeman, without exception. Every main cast member, secondary cast member, and random extra will be played by Morgan Freeman. Any animals, such as dogs or horses, will be digital abominations of a horribly distorted Morgan Freeman." -isleepinahammock
"Johnny depp reading the complete works of Dr Seuss. It would be filmed on a green screen with lots of close ups. Also he would take off his shirt." -kathrynallison
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
Post your ideas below!
Sequel to Snakes on a Plane: Bears on a Submarine.
On November 19 2011 13:24 RezChi wrote: Probably some SNSD or famous idol porno.
Even better:
Do it Glee-style. Nine girls of differing backgrounds and interests, all competing for the same guy. They end up in a song-and-dance competition with a talent scout in the audience. Along the way they are forced to cooperate/compete with each other for the guy's affections, and during the competition itself, they find out the guy's a stuck-up douchebag. To spite him, they end up agreeing to get promoted by the talent scout, he ends up trying to get even one of them back and fucks up. Target it to teens.
I'd make a movie about getting up at 8AM, getting my cereal bowl than waiting for the school bus. Then, even though I'm most likely in seventh grade, hit up downtown after class and party!
On November 19 2011 05:37 Day[10] wrote: You receive $25 million dollars with the instructions, "make a terrible movie that people would still see." What movie would you make?
Here's some ideas people came up with:
"A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus. I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild
"A remake of Forrest Gump, with every single roll played by Morgan Freeman. This movie will involve the most gratuitous use of CGI, green screens, and digital extras since the Star Wars prequels. Forrest? He's played by Morgan Freeman. His love interest, Jenny Curran? That's Morgan Freeman after a digital sex change. Lt. Dan? You guessed it. Morgan Freeman. The scenes in the Vietnam War will be whole platoons of Morgan Freemans. The scene at the anti-war rally will involve Morgan Freeman speaking to a crowd of tens of thousands of Morgan Freemans of various ages, sexes, and heights. Every single character in the movie will be played by Morgan Freeman, without exception. Every main cast member, secondary cast member, and random extra will be played by Morgan Freeman. Any animals, such as dogs or horses, will be digital abominations of a horribly distorted Morgan Freeman." -isleepinahammock
"Johnny depp reading the complete works of Dr Seuss. It would be filmed on a green screen with lots of close ups. Also he would take off his shirt." -kathrynallison
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
Post your ideas below!
Sequel to Snakes on a Plane: Bears on a Submarine.
should be a prequel
No, the prequel is Barracudas on an Escalator.
That too silly for you?
Well how about Sharks on a Space Station? Lions in a Limo? Snipers in an Elevator? Tigers in a Treehouse?
On November 19 2011 05:37 Day[10] wrote: You receive $25 million dollars with the instructions, "make a terrible movie that people would still see." What movie would you make?
Here's some ideas people came up with:
"A furniture maker named Jesse builds a time machine. He travels to biblical times to prove to his evangelical priest of a father that Jesus never existed and religion was all made up. His journey ultimately consists of a series of coincidences (he uses his lighter, builds a boat, etc.) through which it becomes clear to him that he in fact IS Jesus. I call it: Time Traveling Jesus." -theG0ldenChild
"A remake of Forrest Gump, with every single roll played by Morgan Freeman. This movie will involve the most gratuitous use of CGI, green screens, and digital extras since the Star Wars prequels. Forrest? He's played by Morgan Freeman. His love interest, Jenny Curran? That's Morgan Freeman after a digital sex change. Lt. Dan? You guessed it. Morgan Freeman. The scenes in the Vietnam War will be whole platoons of Morgan Freemans. The scene at the anti-war rally will involve Morgan Freeman speaking to a crowd of tens of thousands of Morgan Freemans of various ages, sexes, and heights. Every single character in the movie will be played by Morgan Freeman, without exception. Every main cast member, secondary cast member, and random extra will be played by Morgan Freeman. Any animals, such as dogs or horses, will be digital abominations of a horribly distorted Morgan Freeman." -isleepinahammock
"Johnny depp reading the complete works of Dr Seuss. It would be filmed on a green screen with lots of close ups. Also he would take off his shirt." -kathrynallison
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
Post your ideas below!
Sequel to Snakes on a Plane: Bears on a Submarine.
should be a prequel
No, the prequel is Barracudas on an Escalator.
That too silly for you?
Well how about Sharks on a Space Station? Lions in a Limo? Snipers in an Elevator? Tigers in a Treehouse?
On November 19 2011 05:41 VirgilSC2 wrote: Fake a Snooky x Situation sex tape. I'm sure millions would watch that......god I hate my generation.
If there was a Boxer x Jessica sex tape the whole starcraft community would watch it. That would be no different, you should respect people's idols.
At least Boxer and Jessica have contributed a meaningful and not totally moronic set of ideals to a community. Those of Jersey Shore only exemplify the kind of mindless idiocy that runs rampant in this society's youth. It's a celebration of everything wrong with an entire generation. To compare Boxer and Jessica to those people is insulting to this community.
A film of me playing Skyrim for 90 minutes with a top-class female celebrity dancing half-naked in the background. 20 million for her, 1 million for equipment and stuff, 4 million for "Miscellaneous"
I have had this idea for a terrible movie for a while thanks OP!
So...Rob Synder is a back up referee for a kids hockey league. Ricky Gervaise is a dick ref who takes out the senior ref in order to get a 100$ pay bump. Rob Shynder is called up to ref the games, and discovers Ricky's evil deed. Tension on the ice ensues, with them contradicting each other's calls, bumping into each other, ect. culminating in a fight that Rob loses. He then consults Jeff Bridges as a referee guru that teaches him "the way of the puck". The end of the movie they are calling the finals of the kids league. After conflict between Rob and Ricky, we have Rob pick up the puck and throw it at Ricky, then threaten Ricky with his skate until Ricky starts crying. Finally, Rob picks up the puck and says, "now we can finally be together". He then runs (awkwardly in skates) out of the rink with the puck.
I'd make a movie about a guy who gets 25 million dollars to make a movie and decides to make a movie about a guy who makes a movie about a guy who makes a movie about a guy who makes a movie about a guy... And I shall call it Movieception.
If I were to make a movie with this criteria hrm lets see...
"Exploding Hobo"
A group of College students decide to go on a road trip across the United States. They stop at all manner of road side attractions (i.e. Worlds Largest Ball of Yarn etc.) They will happen upon an attraction called "The Hobo Freakshow" Where they are greeted by M. Night Shyamalan who is the ringmaster of the show. After witnessing the mistreatment of the "employees." The group decides to liberate the entire troupe and take down the abusive ringmaster. It would start off like a comedy (drinking, partying, random acts of stupidity) but would suddenly turn serious when M. Night Shyamalan blows up an unwilling homeless person to entertain the crowd and wreck the groups' car in the process.
The "twist" is two pronged...the chain reaction of exploding homeless is used to make people who visit the show become destitute and work for the ringmaster. The second twist is that M. Night Shyamalan himself is a hobo. Its all concluded when a previous group of college kids, who are now hobos themselves, blow themselves up on M. Night Shyamalan to save the main characters. The group now continues on their journey across the land because of the last wish of the saving group to finish their journey for the sake of all college kids going on road trips everywhere.
Budget: (25 million) M. Night Shyamalan =$5 million Cast my friends in various roles =$200,000 (mostly for food, soda, weed...etc) My car =Free Make up and wardrobe =Free (call in girl friends to do make up...pay them the same as actors and we wear our own clothes)
I'll then put $19,800,000 in my pocket
Everyone everywhere would pay $10~ to see M. Night Shyamalan be blown up by "Bro" hobos strapped with C4
Awards: Best New Film Best New Director Best Kiss Best Action Sequence
lose "Best Picture" to the last Twilight movie and be really salty about it
Slated for "Exploding Hobos 2: Ringmaster's Revenge'' in 2018
Hikers and campers start disappearing deep in Japan's most remote mountains. Also there are "UFO" reports in the area, high winds, strange noises, etc. Eventually the JSDF investigates and finds... Rodan and Baragon! Except instead of being lame this Baragon is a straight badass. He wants Rodan's eggs and has been trying to tunnel up from the mountains to get them. Rodan = not happy. Big Rodan vs. Baragon fight, Rodan "wins" and Baragon disappears under the earth, seemingly dead. But Rodan's eggs are destroyed.
Pissed off Rodan starts messing up Japan. He destroys the nuclear fuel production facility at Kumatori near Osaka and then goes to Osaka and starts building a new nest on top of one of the skyscrapers.
Well unfortunately for Rodan the radiation at Kuamtori has attracted none other than Godzilla, who shows up for a radiation snack. Rodan goes out to defend his new nest but retreats back to it after some good old fire breath. Godzilla pursues and Godzilla vs. Rodan trashes the hell out of Osaka. Rodan dies and Godzilla appears badly hurt.
The JSDF moves in to try to take Godzilla out, and of course Baragon shows up, supremely pissed, bursting out of the ground right in the middle of the JSDF forces and wiping them out. Him and Godzilla are both hurting and go after each other, the battle ends with Godzilla collapsing Osaka castle on top of Baragon (salute to Godzilla vs. Anguirus from Godzilla raids again) who disappears and Godzilla limps off into the ocean. Roll credits.
Cost: $25 mill would be one of Toho's largest budgets for a kaiju movie, they'd do a great job when I hired them.
Awards:
Best and most nerdtastic movie since the original Godzilla.
A man wakes up in a hospital bed and finds that he can't remember his name, or anything about who he is. He can remember bits and pieces from the world before he woke up in the hospital, but the world he's woken up into is nothing like the world he remembers. He then goes on an epic quest to find out who he is and why the world has gone to hell.
spoiler: he finds out at the end of the movie that he's god
centers aorund a confused man looking for answers to the human condition by looking to the stars, gets spoken to by what he considers aliens....... they tell him a great and wodnerous way of living life ends super anti climatically he gets hit by bus and doesnt telll anybody any of the "alien" revelations, we the audience get to see that it was just some buddist radio station he was picking up making the movie completely moot, no advertising 2 mill production, i kept the other 23 cuz im a cheap executive producer
On November 19 2011 22:50 Kazius wrote: Adam Sandler is a somewhat stupid school teacher, gets drunk one night and becomes a vampire. Hilarity ensues as he must now put on a ton of sunscreen, wear sunglasses everywhere, has to avoid class photos, mirrors, the garlic heavy cafeteria food, and resist the temptation to suck blood out of students, parents and coworkers. He eventually uses his powers to protect his students, save the day, and throughout the movie some secretary/teacher (cue awkward nerdy woman who ends up being a total hot babe) helps him out, they fall in love and live happily ever after.
It'll be named "Blood Drunk Love".
Well done Sir! It is directly in front of my eyes. Adam Sandler making his "not the smartest but honest and courageous" face, the nerdy secretary taking off her glasses, the scandalized parents. Of course I hate you for that because now I see an Adam Sandler movie in my head, but brilliant nonetheless.
A story about a magical football player who can travel through time and correct wrongs throughout history (even though we know going back in time would probably fuck things up more, but fuck that this is a feel good movie). Also, whenever he goes to a new time period, he teaches those around him how to kneel and pray to Jesus Christ, our lord and savior.
Espionage Animals. Basically like every other kid/infant/animal spy movie out there, but the animals' lines and dialogue will be done with a close up of the animals chewing on something to mimic pronouncing the words. As for the action scenes, well, you won't see the animals ever, because they're spies, masters of being unseen. Completely plausible. The owner of the animals will probably be Ben Stiller, as a stressed out animal hoarder.
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
I laughed so hard LOLOL... hilarious... some TL lurkers have incredible imagination
I would spend 20 million on hiring Jackie Chan to play himself(only person he ever plays anyway), and 4 million paying people to think of funny lines for him to say as he beats people up. 500k goes to paying for expensive vases for the bad guys to knock over while they are fighting.
500k goes to whatever, actually making the movie and what not.
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a dagger in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "Twilight of Aiur."
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a dagger in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "Twilight of Aiur."
Bad movie that everybody would still watch? This seems super obvious to me.
You hire Megan Fox and Jessica Alba as main actors. The plot would consist of two girls living in a village in an hot region of the world near the beach (where everyone in the goddamn village is chilling).
The rest is pretty much useless and you will make millions.
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
I laughed so hard LOLOL... hilarious... some TL lurkers have incredible imagination
I think thats from the reddit thread of the same topic that, shall we say, "inspired" this one. scary thing is that that story actually happened.
Wolverine played by Nicholas Cage falls in love with Jacob (Taylor Lautner of course) from twilight. (10 million for rights to both characters) They soon fall in love but the Wolverine people (Led by morgan freemen) and the Wolf people (led by Rain Wilson) don't like the two seeing each other. They both send out hit squads (All cgi characters of course) to kill wolverine and jacob. Wolverine and Jacob have to fight the hit squads all while falling in love. After they kill off everyone they then go to a pc bong in korea and play startcraft togeather. The movie ends with them both being pregnant leading to a possible sequel. Great for guys and girls.
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91
I laughed so hard LOLOL... hilarious... some TL lurkers have incredible imagination
I think thats from the reddit thread of the same topic that, shall we say, "inspired" this one. scary thing is that that story actually happened.
tl;dr: bitch takes babies from single mothers for a fee and then murders them. kills something like 400 before the authorities track her down.
HOLY FUCK that picture is so creepy. Why do psychopathic murderers always have to look like psychopathic murderers? I was genuinely interested in reading about her, but now I'm too scared to pull up the page again
In June 2013, Bisu finally brings peace to the world, by defeating Flash in the third OSL in a row, ending the reign of terrans and bringing peace to the Starcraft world. Flash, as he is crumbling away on the OSL stage while Bisu is being cheered endlessly by his SKT teammates, performs one last desperate measure: he sends his personal assassin back in time. This assassin is the Maestro himself, sAviOr, reborn as an invincible Starcraft-playing android. This reborn sAviOr is sent back in time to when Bisu is but a 5 year old child. Here, he plans to destroy little Bisu through a special, life-draining game of Starcraft before Bisu could ever become the great revolutionist that he is.
However, the future Protoss could not let this event happen. They quickly reconstructed one of their own fallen heroes, Nal_rA, as an android, and sent him back in time to save the protoss from this doom. Now little 5 year old Kim Taek Yong must learn to succeed at this most dangerous game far before the creation of the game itself, against a sAviOr much more learned and powerful than the one that he dethroned in 2007. Will he survive, or will the plans of the evil Flash succeed?
It will essentially be a Christian movie where Christians defeat Satanic Harry Potter using the power of prayer and abstinence. In the end God's magic is more powerful than the devil's black magic!
EDIT : With bonus alternate ending where Harry wins and the world is cast into sin and havoc.
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a dagger in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "The only way Bisu can win an OSL."
On November 19 2011 22:50 R3m3mb3rM3 wrote: I would make a horror movie based on amnesia. I also would include time travel elements which come conclude to you being the monster you ran away from. the audience would feel smart and love the movie just like inception
On November 19 2011 05:43 Jizzy wrote: THE FUCKING FINAL DESTINATION
i lol'd so hard
how about a love story that incorporates daily life problems between two lovers that are solved by our histories technological advances (as if they were all invented in the same year)..
I already wrote this movie. The movie is 90 minutes long and begins as such.
A beautiful, physically fit women gets out of her fancy sportscar and grabs two bags, as well as a backpack. She is wearing a winter coat (as it is snowing), a scarf, long pants, etc. She enters a biodome esque building and the guard asks "Where's your id?"
Then she kills the guard in fantastic fashion. The next 88 minutes are of her going from room to room in the biodome, each room being a different fantastic locale (like a jungle world, or a space world) where endless swarms of henchmen try to kill her. After beating the boss of each room (which is a beautiful, fit woman) she loses and article of clothing in the fight. By the end of the movie she is only in bra and panties fighting another beautiful evil russian woman in bra and panties, ending with her decapitating the woman and saying "my work here is done".
The only dialogue in the movie is the lines I have already pitched. The rest is just people saying "shit" or "fuck" when they get shot or barrels explode, and one-liners.
Constant, constant one-liners.
If you wouldn't watch this movie, you have horrible taste.
A full-length redo of this movie with the basic plot intact: homosexual extraterrestrial black men come to Earth to exterminate women. (NSFW, and you probably don't want to open this if you're easily offended.) + Show Spoiler +
I seriously think the elements of the plot, if packaged right, could make for a movie just bad enough to be enjoyable. The right packaging, though, means renaming every character in the movie and changing the title, so that might cut into the enjoyability too much.
The movie begins as a maid in the white house sees a gecko, but not just any gecko, it's Valentine X, the president's gecko. So anyway Valentine is crawling on the big "Launch all nukes in the world button" in the white house, and because the maid doesn't know who the gecko is, she smashes it as hard as she can and, because she is actually a spy, presses the button. After this bit of plot the movie becomes purely action, following multiple characters such as The President, Cop Copper Copperson the Cop, The Last Russian, and others. They just slaughter tons of ninjas, ninjas with fire swords, flying hammerhead sharks, evil scientists, and ninjas with fire swords riding on dragons. This all comes down to a final fight between all of the main characters, including cyber-gecko Valentine X. Cop Copper Copperson utters his catchphrase "It's about to go down" and puts on another pair of sunglasses, another pair added each time he says it. The movie ends with all of the nukes landing and killing everybody, leaving only Harrison Ford.
On November 28 2011 12:15 pyaar wrote: A full-length redo of this movie with the basic plot intact: homosexual extraterrestrial black men come to Earth to exterminate women. (NSFW, and you probably don't want to open this if you're easily offended.) + Show Spoiler +
I seriously think the elements of the plot, if packaged right, could make for a movie just bad enough to be enjoyable. The right packaging, though, means renaming every character in the movie and changing the title, so that might cut into the enjoyability too much.
Ugh, I just watched the whole thing... wtf? Could've worked a lot better with more money, that's for sure.
My movie would be 'Console', some random(s) find a USB port in the earth allowing them to plug in a keyboard opening up a kind of holographic console infront of them where they can input commands that affect the planet and its inhabitants in some way. Been thinking about this for like 5 years lol.
I do movie and media stuides, and these are feature length projects I have worked on but I would love to do if I had the resources:
A film staring Will Smith. It is in the furture and he is a fighter in a dealy tournament and he falls in love with a normal poor girl or something. And he has to like, fight his way out of the competition and win in order to leave it and be with her. - Sucker punch love.
A black comedy about an online preadator who arranges a date with 'Lil-Billy15'. Horror turns into hilarity when lil-billiy15 turns out to be a 45 year old preadtor as well, and the two team up to sail around the world in a competition they were tasked to do by talking lizard they found on their adventures in east Asia. - Cast away boy lovers
Russell Crowe is a tough, 'takes no shit' sorta guy who lives a miserable lonesome live on the streets. He can't connect personally with anyone. Then he finds a strey dog and the two form a beautiful relationship together formed from their mutal hard life. Then aliens attack earth and the dog turns out to be a guradian dog from another planet who selected Russell Crowe because he knows kung-fu or something. And the dog kits him out with awesome lasers and shit and together they save the human race - Street Dogs
Billy Bob Thornton is a washed up, ex high school teacher drunk living hang to mouth. He teams up with his faithful talking parrot side kick (voiced by Seth Rogen) and sets out to invent a harvesting method to end world hunger. Things really get funny when he accidently creates a plant woman and falls in love with her and learns 'it's not whats on the outside that counts' only to have his new found love turn on him and start a plant revolution. - Revolt of the veggies.
Didn't see this in the OP but wasn't this post from reddit. Actually I'm positive it was cause I post Zach Galificancus (however you fucking spell that) for jesus in the carpenter movie.
A Vegan PETA Terrorist group that tries to shut down the US beef Fast food industry. They would have fight the major Fast Food chain mascots Ronald McDonald, Wendy, the burger king and their henchmen. An Epic fight would ensue at the end as the Vegans are about to lose the Chick-fil-a cows would Parachute in and save the day(they would look like the D2 cow level cows with poleaxes). KFC would take this opportunity and use Voodoo to bring Col. Sanders back as a zombie to kill the Chick-fil-a cows and the remaining Beef Fast food chain survivors so that they can rule the world.
Would be a Action Comedy with a lot of gore and dark humor. Most of the early fight scene would just take place in fast food restaurants they would kill each other with deep friers and fight in the children play places to add to the ridiculousness RATED R.
On November 28 2011 22:53 Hister wrote: A Vegan PETA Terrorist group that tries to shut down the US beef Fast food industry. They would have fight the major Fast Food chain mascots Ronald McDonald, Wendy, the burger king and their henchmen. An Epic fight would ensue at the end as the Vegans are about to lose the Chick-fil-a cows would Parachute in and save the day(they would look like the D2 cow level cows with poleaxes). KFC would take this opportunity and use Voodoo to bring Col. Sanders back as a zombie to kill the Chick-fil-a cows and the remaining Beef Fast food chain survivors so that they can rule the world.
Would be a Action Comedy with a lot of gore and dark humor. Most of the early fight scene would just take place in fast food restaurants they would kill each other with deep friers and fight in the children play places to add to the ridiculousness RATED R.
The second part of Jack and Jill. I haven't seen part 1 (and won't) but I assume there will be some kind of happy end and Jill or Jack or both learned an important lesson about family or something. So one year later Jill has to go on some kind of special mission or gets stuck in brazil or something and has to leave her newborn baby Tommy in Jack's hands. And here is the awesome thing: Baby Tommy will be played by Adam Sandler too! Baby covered in the cradle: Adam Sandler with baby bonnet crying and making funny faces. Baby out of the cradle: computer technics put Adam Sandler's face on baby, with pacifier and everything. Of course Baby Tommy will make Jack's already chaotic life even more chaotic. Never was there a movie with more Adam Sandler.
Born with the innate ability to watch boobies, young Barret McDaniels grows up and uses his God given powers to watch boobies in a variety of situations. He will watch boobies in showers, boobies in locker rooms, boobies at slumber parties, boobies at the beach...and then for a climatic finale he will be sent as our planet's diplomat of peace to the newly discovered intelligent life bearing planet called Boobitron 6, where he will watch the boobies of the millions of voloptous nude inhabitants of Boobitron 6 while also fighting a big fucking cyborg dragon at the end. Also there will be a sex scene towards the end between Bianca Beauchamp and Mila Jovovich.
On November 28 2011 11:30 Sinensis wrote: Harry Potter vs The Radical Fundamentalists
It will essentially be a Christian movie where Christians defeat Satanic Harry Potter using the power of prayer and abstinence. In the end God's magic is more powerful than the devil's black magic!
EDIT : With bonus alternate ending where Harry wins and the world is cast into sin and havoc.
On November 28 2011 11:30 Sinensis wrote: Harry Potter vs The Radical Fundamentalists
It will essentially be a Christian movie where Christians defeat Satanic Harry Potter using the power of prayer and abstinence. In the end God's magic is more powerful than the devil's black magic!
EDIT : With bonus alternate ending where Harry wins and the world is cast into sin and havoc.
i suggest mel gibson to direct this
Could make Voldemort a jew then (NOSE anyone?). Also, nice bump!
It's a hard line to ride, I think a sequel does the job best.
Here's my shot:
Hangover 3-
the same cast goes to ________ to celebrate ______ . They get way too wasted one night and wake up in _______ and the new cast member is missing. Also they have a random animal with them and at least one of them is missing a finger/has a tattoo/has a shaven head/is glued to a gun/is locked in a gimp mask/other crazy hindrance or thing that would draw attention.
Needless to say, the plot would be horribly like the other movies but in a different location.
A hero who has a bottomless pit. Each time he kicks someone into it, he must yell "THIS IS SPARTA!". Then one Rainy afternoon, while our hero is kicking evil into the pit, he falls in. Our hero falls though the bottomless pit to china. He makes his way out of the pit. Then he exclaims, " WHY IS THERE SOO MANY PEOPLE?!?!". the end.
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