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pyaar
United States423 Posts
(NSFW, and you probably don't want to open this if you're easily offended.) + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/45/Gayniggersfromouterpsaceposter.jpg/220px-Gayniggersfromouterpsaceposter.jpg) I seriously think the elements of the plot, if packaged right, could make for a movie just bad enough to be enjoyable. The right packaging, though, means renaming every character in the movie and changing the title, so that might cut into the enjoyability too much. | ||
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rbx270j
Canada540 Posts
I'd want to see it, and it probably wouldn't be all that bad. | ||
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Xursian
Canada94 Posts
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LambtrOn
United States671 Posts
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bellykiller
United States69 Posts
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BillSmauz
United States51 Posts
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Kaiwa
Netherlands2209 Posts
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12mrsaturns
United States23 Posts
The movie begins as a maid in the white house sees a gecko, but not just any gecko, it's Valentine X, the president's gecko. So anyway Valentine is crawling on the big "Launch all nukes in the world button" in the white house, and because the maid doesn't know who the gecko is, she smashes it as hard as she can and, because she is actually a spy, presses the button. After this bit of plot the movie becomes purely action, following multiple characters such as The President, Cop Copper Copperson the Cop, The Last Russian, and others. They just slaughter tons of ninjas, ninjas with fire swords, flying hammerhead sharks, evil scientists, and ninjas with fire swords riding on dragons. This all comes down to a final fight between all of the main characters, including cyber-gecko Valentine X. Cop Copper Copperson utters his catchphrase "It's about to go down" and puts on another pair of sunglasses, another pair added each time he says it. The movie ends with all of the nukes landing and killing everybody, leaving only Harrison Ford. | ||
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
On November 28 2011 12:15 pyaar wrote: A full-length redo of this movie with the basic plot intact: homosexual extraterrestrial black men come to Earth to exterminate women. (NSFW, and you probably don't want to open this if you're easily offended.) + Show Spoiler + I seriously think the elements of the plot, if packaged right, could make for a movie just bad enough to be enjoyable. The right packaging, though, means renaming every character in the movie and changing the title, so that might cut into the enjoyability too much. Ugh, I just watched the whole thing... wtf? Could've worked a lot better with more money, that's for sure. | ||
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Phenny
Australia1435 Posts
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han_han
United States205 Posts
Keep the rest for myself. You know people would watch it, and I'd keep the rest of the money for myself. Fuck movies. | ||
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FJ
United Kingdom321 Posts
A film staring Will Smith. It is in the furture and he is a fighter in a dealy tournament and he falls in love with a normal poor girl or something. And he has to like, fight his way out of the competition and win in order to leave it and be with her. - Sucker punch love. A black comedy about an online preadator who arranges a date with 'Lil-Billy15'. Horror turns into hilarity when lil-billiy15 turns out to be a 45 year old preadtor as well, and the two team up to sail around the world in a competition they were tasked to do by talking lizard they found on their adventures in east Asia. - Cast away boy lovers Russell Crowe is a tough, 'takes no shit' sorta guy who lives a miserable lonesome live on the streets. He can't connect personally with anyone. Then he finds a strey dog and the two form a beautiful relationship together formed from their mutal hard life. Then aliens attack earth and the dog turns out to be a guradian dog from another planet who selected Russell Crowe because he knows kung-fu or something. And the dog kits him out with awesome lasers and shit and together they save the human race - Street Dogs Billy Bob Thornton is a washed up, ex high school teacher drunk living hang to mouth. He teams up with his faithful talking parrot side kick (voiced by Seth Rogen) and sets out to invent a harvesting method to end world hunger. Things really get funny when he accidently creates a plant woman and falls in love with her and learns 'it's not whats on the outside that counts' only to have his new found love turn on him and start a plant revolution. - Revolt of the veggies. | ||
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Ingwaz
Sweden70 Posts
On November 28 2011 14:43 han_han wrote: I'll pay a high-class hooker to dance naked ($5000). Keep the rest for myself. You know people would watch it, and I'd keep the rest of the money for myself. Fuck movies. I like that name, Fuck movies has an interesting ring to it, blunt yet mysterious. | ||
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Raff
Germany49 Posts
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Spitfire
South Africa442 Posts
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Maesy
United States1444 Posts
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Beren
United States514 Posts
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Beren
United States514 Posts
On November 28 2011 20:56 Raff wrote: This sums it up: Would the title be Twilight: Breaking the Trinity. I think it would be my first twilight movie. | ||
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TheLOLas
United States646 Posts
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Cruz
Norway16 Posts
make a terrible movie that people would still see." Sounds like a high budget porn flick? | ||
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