EPTSo...Rob Synder is a back up referee for a kids hockey league. Ricky Gervaise is a dick ref who takes out the senior ref in order to get a 100$ pay bump. Rob Shynder is called up to ref the games, and discovers Ricky's evil deed. Tension on the ice ensues, with them contradicting each other's calls, bumping into each other, ect. culminating in a fight that Rob loses. He then consults Jeff Bridges as a referee guru that teaches him "the way of the puck". The end of the movie they are calling the finals of the kids league. After conflict between Rob and Ricky, we have Rob pick up the puck and throw it at Ricky, then threaten Ricky with his skate until Ricky starts crying. Finally, Rob picks up the puck and says, "now we can finally be together". He then runs (awkwardly in skates) out of the rink with the puck.
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theaxis12
United States489 Posts
So...Rob Synder is a back up referee for a kids hockey league. Ricky Gervaise is a dick ref who takes out the senior ref in order to get a 100$ pay bump. Rob Shynder is called up to ref the games, and discovers Ricky's evil deed. Tension on the ice ensues, with them contradicting each other's calls, bumping into each other, ect. culminating in a fight that Rob loses. He then consults Jeff Bridges as a referee guru that teaches him "the way of the puck". The end of the movie they are calling the finals of the kids league. After conflict between Rob and Ricky, we have Rob pick up the puck and throw it at Ricky, then threaten Ricky with his skate until Ricky starts crying. Finally, Rob picks up the puck and says, "now we can finally be together". He then runs (awkwardly in skates) out of the rink with the puck. | ||
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amazingxkcd
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DoLookMoreLike
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And I shall call it Movieception. | ||
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0MNl
United States4 Posts
"Exploding Hobo" A group of College students decide to go on a road trip across the United States. They stop at all manner of road side attractions (i.e. Worlds Largest Ball of Yarn etc.) They will happen upon an attraction called "The Hobo Freakshow" Where they are greeted by M. Night Shyamalan who is the ringmaster of the show. After witnessing the mistreatment of the "employees." The group decides to liberate the entire troupe and take down the abusive ringmaster. It would start off like a comedy (drinking, partying, random acts of stupidity) but would suddenly turn serious when M. Night Shyamalan blows up an unwilling homeless person to entertain the crowd and wreck the groups' car in the process. The "twist" is two pronged...the chain reaction of exploding homeless is used to make people who visit the show become destitute and work for the ringmaster. The second twist is that M. Night Shyamalan himself is a hobo. Its all concluded when a previous group of college kids, who are now hobos themselves, blow themselves up on M. Night Shyamalan to save the main characters. The group now continues on their journey across the land because of the last wish of the saving group to finish their journey for the sake of all college kids going on road trips everywhere. Budget: (25 million) M. Night Shyamalan =$5 million Cast my friends in various roles =$200,000 (mostly for food, soda, weed...etc) My car =Free Make up and wardrobe =Free (call in girl friends to do make up...pay them the same as actors and we wear our own clothes) I'll then put $19,800,000 in my pocket Everyone everywhere would pay $10~ to see M. Night Shyamalan be blown up by "Bro" hobos strapped with C4 Awards: Best New Film Best New Director Best Kiss Best Action Sequence lose "Best Picture" to the last Twilight movie and be really salty about it Slated for "Exploding Hobos 2: Ringmaster's Revenge'' in 2018 | ||
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DeepElemBlues
United States5079 Posts
And it would be AWESOME. Hikers and campers start disappearing deep in Japan's most remote mountains. Also there are "UFO" reports in the area, high winds, strange noises, etc. Eventually the JSDF investigates and finds... Rodan and Baragon! Except instead of being lame this Baragon is a straight badass. He wants Rodan's eggs and has been trying to tunnel up from the mountains to get them. Rodan = not happy. Big Rodan vs. Baragon fight, Rodan "wins" and Baragon disappears under the earth, seemingly dead. But Rodan's eggs are destroyed. Pissed off Rodan starts messing up Japan. He destroys the nuclear fuel production facility at Kumatori near Osaka and then goes to Osaka and starts building a new nest on top of one of the skyscrapers. Well unfortunately for Rodan the radiation at Kuamtori has attracted none other than Godzilla, who shows up for a radiation snack. Rodan goes out to defend his new nest but retreats back to it after some good old fire breath. Godzilla pursues and Godzilla vs. Rodan trashes the hell out of Osaka. Rodan dies and Godzilla appears badly hurt. The JSDF moves in to try to take Godzilla out, and of course Baragon shows up, supremely pissed, bursting out of the ground right in the middle of the JSDF forces and wiping them out. Him and Godzilla are both hurting and go after each other, the battle ends with Godzilla collapsing Osaka castle on top of Baragon (salute to Godzilla vs. Anguirus from Godzilla raids again) who disappears and Godzilla limps off into the ocean. Roll credits. Cost: $25 mill would be one of Toho's largest budgets for a kaiju movie, they'd do a great job when I hired them. Awards: Best and most nerdtastic movie since the original Godzilla. | ||
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iamahydralisk
United States813 Posts
A man wakes up in a hospital bed and finds that he can't remember his name, or anything about who he is. He can remember bits and pieces from the world before he woke up in the hospital, but the world he's woken up into is nothing like the world he remembers. He then goes on an epic quest to find out who he is and why the world has gone to hell. spoiler: he finds out at the end of the movie that he's god directed by m. night shyamalan | ||
Whitewing
United States7483 Posts
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Resonance
Canada113 Posts
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Sgonzo
Canada202 Posts
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Fenrax
United States5018 Posts
On November 19 2011 22:50 Kazius wrote: Adam Sandler is a somewhat stupid school teacher, gets drunk one night and becomes a vampire. Hilarity ensues as he must now put on a ton of sunscreen, wear sunglasses everywhere, has to avoid class photos, mirrors, the garlic heavy cafeteria food, and resist the temptation to suck blood out of students, parents and coworkers. He eventually uses his powers to protect his students, save the day, and throughout the movie some secretary/teacher (cue awkward nerdy woman who ends up being a total hot babe) helps him out, they fall in love and live happily ever after. It'll be named "Blood Drunk Love". Well done Sir! It is directly in front of my eyes. Adam Sandler making his "not the smartest but honest and courageous" face, the nerdy secretary taking off her glasses, the scandalized parents. Of course I hate you for that because now I see an Adam Sandler movie in my head, but brilliant nonetheless. | ||
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RusHXceL
United States1004 Posts
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iamahydralisk
United States813 Posts
He is the one, the only... Time Tebow. | ||
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Leroyx2
United States72 Posts
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Warfie
Norway2848 Posts
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Kimaker
United States2131 Posts
Barring that, Avatar the Last Airbender book 2. | ||
fusefuse
Estonia4644 Posts
![[image loading]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lemp28xAqL1qg5w6do1_400.png) KICKPUNCHER: SEOUL | ||
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Volkspanzer
United States83 Posts
This would be an instant hit for the summer. | ||
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dronescout
Iceland246 Posts
Voldemort is still alive because of some magic shizzle and he begins terrorizing again. | ||
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XazXio
United States356 Posts
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sorrowptoss
Canada1431 Posts
"Rob Schneider is a pizza delivery man. He notices a tax break that pays him $5,000 if he adopts a child. He adopts the child, realizes he can't take care of it, and kills it. He covers it up as an accident, but it's never reported to the adoption agencies and he keeps adopting children and killing them for the tax rebate. Title is "If I'm Lying, They're Dying"." -ac91 I laughed so hard LOLOL... hilarious... some TL lurkers have incredible imagination  | ||
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