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Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features:
- vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!)
- corny and cliche love plot
- this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary:
0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls.
13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire.
13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out.
16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar.
16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood.
17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently).
19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn.
32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her.
32:05 Drama ensues.
36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama.
38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces.
50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic.
52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS
52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a dagger in her skirt to kill Bisu.
56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget.
---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth --->
75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so
77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and
79:00a Stork eventually loses.
75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so
77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood.
79:00b Bisu eventually wins.
80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement.
80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu.
81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but
81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again.
81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<)
85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "Twilight of Aiur."
Disclaimer: I am straight.
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On November 19 2011 05:38 Myrkskog wrote:![[image loading]](http://www.oddfilms.com/blog/media/room-poster.jpg) Pretty sure we can close this thread now.
Your Tearing Me APART!
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Bisutopia19239 Posts
On November 19 2011 06:10 Whyzguy wrote:
I'd make a documentary of the occupy movement then run away with the rest of the money.
I'd make a documentary on the rest of my life and how I lived off 25 million dollars.
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am i the only one who read the morgan freeman movie from OP's post in Abed from communitys voice? sounds exactly like something that could be one of his movie projects :D
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Basically anything with either Adam Sandler or Robert Pattinson.
Failing that, some horrible sequel to a movie that doesn't need a sequel (Inception 2, Avatar 2, Titanic 2, Saving Private Ryan 2, etc.)
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I would make an epic sequel to Starship Troopers :D
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Harry Potter 8. The lost tales, make the shit up, poeple will be outraged but I think it would get tons of publicity.
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I would actually make the Gladiator sequel. Boom.
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Zelda movie.
Regardless of how bad it is people would see it because..
I mean, fucking Zelda man, Zelda!
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A movie about Justin Bieber. Unfortunately no matter how bad the movie is, people will still watch it. : (
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Bisutopia19239 Posts
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote:
Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features:
- vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!)
- corny and cliche love plot
- this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary:
0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls.
13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire.
13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out.
16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar.
16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood.
17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently).
19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn.
32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her.
32:05 Drama ensues.
36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama.
38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces.
50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic.
52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS
52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a dagger in her skirt to kill Bisu.
56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget.
---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth --->
75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so
77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and
79:00a Stork eventually loses.
75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so
77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood.
79:00b Bisu eventually wins.
80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement.
80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu.
81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but
81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again.
81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<)
85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "Twilight of Aiur."
Disclaimer: I am straight.
Would that be a BisuDagger? 
Great Movie idea though. A Starcraft version of Twilight lol and ofc Bisu never truly dies.
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I'd probably make a documentary about candy making or some shit and pocket the rest of the money.
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![[image loading]](http://www.kent34.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/paranormal-activity-7.jpg)
4th one.
I would use 1000 dolar of it to make the movie, and save the rest with income 
since the actors will be my mother, my gf and me; I won't have to pay for acting.
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Twilight T_T , but with a twist; a ripped zombie !
Cant believe the popularity it has, its such a mediocre movie.
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If I were to make a terrible movie, it would have:
Ninjas with ridiculous muscle sizes fighting vampires wielding shotguns. That would be interspersed with a love triangle between the head ninja (who's also a cyborg, duh), the head vampire (who has his shirt off most of the time, people have to want to see it) and a woman with the personality of a selfish block of wood. It would guest star Dolemite as the president of the United Nations, and Chris Tucker as his trusty talking machine gun.
It would be called: Vampires vs Ninjas- Ultimate Showdown.
Note: the story would be centered around Dolemite making terrible insults and ninjas jumping around. The actual fights and plot take up about 45min of the movie. The movie is 100min long.
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On November 19 2011 06:07 FrostedMiniWheats wrote:
Cloud Sharks
just when you thought it was safe to go back in the skies...
For the promotional poster I'd have a lady looking outside her airplane window in shock at a gigantic bite mark on the airplane wing and a shark's fin in the clouds.
How can they fly? ...*shrug* evolution or something
Also Samuel Jackson has to be in this movie. Just because. They took him out in Deep Blue Sea, but not this time..NOT THIS TIME!
I'm tired of all these mother fucking sharks! On this motherfucking plane!
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"Mine is about a futuristic amusement park, where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques... I call it, Billy and the Cloneasaurus"
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On November 19 2011 06:30 CpT wrote:Show nested quote +On November 19 2011 06:07 FrostedMiniWheats wrote:
Cloud Sharks
just when you thought it was safe to go back in the skies...
For the promotional poster I'd have a lady looking outside her airplane window in shock at a gigantic bite mark on the airplane wing and a shark's fin in the clouds.
How can they fly? ...*shrug* evolution or something
Also Samuel Jackson has to be in this movie. Just because. They took him out in Deep Blue Sea, but not this time..NOT THIS TIME!
I'm tired of all these mother fucking sharks! On this motherfucking plane!
damn right
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A sparkling vampire movie about love and shit. Details are irrelevant, just have vampires that sparkle, it's enough
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Kentor
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On November 19 2011 06:16 couches wrote:
Zelda movie.
Regardless of how bad it is people would see it because..
I mean, fucking Zelda man, Zelda!
There was a movie.. http://www.theherooftime.com/
However, nintendo told them to stop distributing it, but you can still find the torrents.
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