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Clbull
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1439 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 00:11:42
September 09 2011 00:07 GMT
#321
Prime example:



Lyrics from the chorus:

Every minute, every second, every hour of the day
i-Yi-Yi-Yi
Every hour of the day
i-Yi-Yi-Yi
Every time that I'm away
i-Yi-Yi
Missing you, missing you

Every moment, that is stolen, it can never be replaced
i-Yi-Yi-Yi
Even if it's for a day
i-Yi-Yi-Yi
I'ma text you up to say
i-Yi-Yi
Missing you, missing you.

I've only ever seen lyrics that bad on Justin Bieber songs, and Cody Simpson is pretty much Australia's attempt at creating a clone of him.
forgotten0ne
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States951 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 00:15:07
September 09 2011 00:14 GMT
#322
"Well it’s obvious that these Terran gamers are just extremely gifted when it comes to RTS games" -Ret, in regards to the first months of SC2
iGX
Profile Joined June 2010
Australia414 Posts
September 09 2011 00:15 GMT
#323
Glad to see that there are TL'ers that have similar thoughts as me on stupid lyrics.

Honestly the garbage that passes off as musical talents these days is uncanny.

Kesha and Rebecca Black is like the epitome of stupid lyrics.

I'll cut Rebecca some slack cos she's young and that her collaborators and producers are morons but Kesha is just a dumbass.

I had a lot of respect for Bruno Mars until The Lazy Song. Stupidest lyrics from such a talented artist.
When your bases are ashes...then you have my permission to "GG".
NeXiLe
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada262 Posts
September 09 2011 00:18 GMT
#324


Now maybe I'm missing some hidden meaning to this but I'm mostly convinced they're just dumb lyrics.

"And every time you hear the rolling thunder
You turn and run before the lightning strikes
And does it ever make you stop and wonder
If all your good times pass you by"

Since when do you hear thunder before you see lightning?
TALegion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1187 Posts
September 09 2011 00:23 GMT
#325
[B]

"And every time you hear the rolling thunder
You turn and run before the lightning strikes
And does it ever make you stop and wonder
If all your good times pass you by"

Since when do you hear thunder before you see lightning?

Those sound deep, but I cannot understand what they could mean beyond what it is obvious presented. And the obvious presentation is retarded, by the looks of it.
A person willing to die for a cause is a hero. A person willing to kill for a cause is a madman
CheeseMeNot
Profile Joined July 2011
80 Posts
September 09 2011 01:17 GMT
#326
On September 09 2011 09:18 NeXiLe wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37__tQesKm8

Now maybe I'm missing some hidden meaning to this but I'm mostly convinced they're just dumb lyrics.

"And every time you hear the rolling thunder
You turn and run before the lightning strikes
And does it ever make you stop and wonder
If all your good times pass you by"

Since when do you hear thunder before you see lightning?


Since always. By far the most common scenario is that you hear thunder long before you see lightning, either because you don't have a direct line of sight or because you're simply not looking. I can't remember many times where I've actually seen the lightning before the thunder. If I'm outside and hear thunder, I'd probably turn and run (or walk away) before the thunderstorm is over me and I risk getting lightning in my face. But that's just me, maybe you have great eye sight.
Luepert
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1933 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 01:23:29
September 09 2011 01:22 GMT
#327
love this thread, as a techno fan, i rarely listen to songs with any lyrics unless they are REALLY profound, funny or clever. I pretty much think words ruin most songs. Idk I guess I'm just weird.
esports
CheeseMeNot
Profile Joined July 2011
80 Posts
September 09 2011 01:39 GMT
#328
On September 09 2011 07:19 Supamang wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2011 21:07 toadyy wrote:
On September 08 2011 14:07 BruceLee6783 wrote:


Don't call dumb lyrics when you don't understand the lyrics in the first place. Fireflies is a deep song

lol no its not. its a shitty pop song that tries way to hard to be deep. it actually has very little depth. For example, the very first line:

"You would not believe your eyes if 10 million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep"
No I guess I wouldnt believe my eyes. Cool. Let me try to make deep lyrics too! "You would not believe your ears if 10 million little deers serenaded the world as I woke up." derp

The rest of the song pretty much follows the same line of thought. That is, "Wouldnt it be cool if *insert random improbably occurrence*? That was be aweseom!!" There is no deeper meaning. Its obvious they made the lyrics purposely vague and without direction to get people to think "wow thats so deep!"

Then theres the chorus:

"I like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly. Its hard to say but Id rather stay awake when Im asleep, cuz everything is never as it seems"

What makes it hard to say that he wants to stay awake? Why would inconsistency in the world make him want to stay awake? Why would the earth turning slowly have any significance at all for him? Its just a load of flowery, pseudo-metaphorical bullshit that has no meaning in and of itself. Rather, its just more vague wording to incite random dreamy thoughts in the listener and to hopefully get people to think that this song is actually deep

But wait, maybe I just dont understand it right? Since you understand it so well, please enlighten me as to why the lyrics are a load of bullshit


I never really understood the "you" character that is only there in the beginning. So I can see the fireflies as he goes to sleep? How does that make him an insomniac? The "you" character disappear after that. Also, discoballs usually hang "just" by a thread.
zgl
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1055 Posts
September 09 2011 01:47 GMT
#329
"Gap'd teeth in your mouth. So my dick's got to fit!"
- "Dre Day" Dr Dre doing it wrong.
flopflop
Profile Joined October 2010
45 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 02:26:40
September 09 2011 02:26 GMT
#330
LETS GET A BOWL! BOWL! BOWL!
zgl
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1055 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 02:36:17
September 09 2011 02:30 GMT
#331
Also:
"Bitches suck my dick because I look like JK Rowling"
- "Wonton Soup" Lil B

In another song
“Hoes on my dick 'cause I look like Matlock.”
DisneylandSC
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands435 Posts
September 09 2011 11:43 GMT
#332
On September 06 2011 09:55 Yung wrote:
Every rap song ever?


Really?



[Jay-Z's verse]
Tears on the mauseoleum floor
Blood stains the coliseum doors
Lies on the lips of a priest
Thanksgiving disguised as a feast
Rollin’ in the Rolls-Royce Corniche
Only the doctors got this, I’m hidin’ from police
Cocaine seats
All white like I got the whole thing bleached
Drug dealer chic
I’m wonderin’ if a thug’s prayers reach
Is Pious pious cause God loves pious?
Socrates asks, “Whose bias do y’all seek?”
All for Plato, screech
I’m out here ballin’, I know ya’ll hear my sneaks
Jesus was a carpenter, Yeezy, laid beats
Hova flow the Holy Ghost, get the hell up out your seats
Preach

That's pretty strong IMHO. Ofcourse you have to put in a bit of effort, much like with poetry. If you take everything literal like a manual transcript then it is completely incoherent.

As for dumb lyrics, this song never made sense to me.



First of all having sex on the beach is a really bad idea, sand everywhere. Second, the whole notion that you should make a song about wanting to have sex on the beach is baffling. Third, why does she sing 'come on theres a party' afterwards? Shouldn't you be looking for a private place if u want to have sex on the beach?
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 09 2011 12:12 GMT
#333
On September 09 2011 07:34 SSykes wrote:
thats the worst song ive ever heard lyricswise



My mouth was agape the entire time listening to that song....
wtf indeed...
moo...for DRG
TheRidd
Profile Joined January 2011
713 Posts
September 09 2011 13:53 GMT
#334


BAM!
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45525 Posts
September 09 2011 14:00 GMT
#335
On September 09 2011 10:17 CheeseMeNot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2011 09:18 NeXiLe wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37__tQesKm8

Now maybe I'm missing some hidden meaning to this but I'm mostly convinced they're just dumb lyrics.

"And every time you hear the rolling thunder
You turn and run before the lightning strikes
And does it ever make you stop and wonder
If all your good times pass you by"

Since when do you hear thunder before you see lightning?


Since always. By far the most common scenario is that you hear thunder long before you see lightning, either because you don't have a direct line of sight or because you're simply not looking. I can't remember many times where I've actually seen the lightning before the thunder. If I'm outside and hear thunder, I'd probably turn and run (or walk away) before the thunderstorm is over me and I risk getting lightning in my face. But that's just me, maybe you have great eye sight.


Actually it's the case that you're supposed to see the lightning before you hear the thunder, because light travels faster than sound.
And there's some sort of colloquial formula (I don't know how accurate it is) where you count the seconds after you see the lightning, until you hear the thunder, and it's supposed to correlate to how far away the central part of the storm is.

So I agree; the lyrics are backwards.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
JinDesu
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3990 Posts
September 09 2011 14:03 GMT
#336
On September 09 2011 22:53 TheRidd wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&feature=related

BAM!


I'm sorry, but this song is amazing.
Yargh
zipz0p
Profile Joined February 2010
United States123 Posts
September 09 2011 14:20 GMT
#337
On September 09 2011 05:55 NEOtheONE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2011 04:39 TheBrofessor wrote:





I kind of hate myself for even having to go onto the video to get the link.


You sir made me sad. This song is all about helping to restore the self-image of our girlfriends. It's nowhere near as bad as the level of the sad excuse for lyrics brought up by the majority of the previous posters.

Yeah, this song is actually fairly good, if heavily overplayed on the radio.
u gotta skate
parad0x
Profile Joined September 2008
United States52 Posts
September 09 2011 15:03 GMT
#338
What a good way to start the morning by stumbling on this thread. I believe it should be unanimous that Friday - Rebecca Black should be on here.

Anyway, just my contribution. NSFW, and/or NSFH(omophobics).

+ Show Spoiler +
lorkac
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2297 Posts
September 09 2011 18:30 GMT
#339
Disliking a song =/= bad song lyrics

Lyrics following a writing trope specific to a genre you don't like =/= bad song lyrics

You not understanding why a lyric is good =/= bad song lyrics

Lyrics not following a convention you follow =/= bad song lyrics

This thread is full of fail
By the truth we are undone. Life is a dream. Tis waking that kills us. He who robs us of our dreams robs us of our life --Orlando: A Biography
inamorato
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States263 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 18:35:08
September 09 2011 18:34 GMT
#340


Not to say its not good, but the lyrics are absurd.
You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan Designed and directed by his red right hand
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