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MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
March 03 2005 16:16 GMT
#61
On March 04 2005 01:02 jacen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 03 2005 23:12 MoltkeWarding wrote:And unignore me from msn -_-

y should i?


Because you have no reason to ignore me. It's stupid.
kaz
Profile Joined October 2002
United States523 Posts
March 03 2005 16:36 GMT
#62
it's obvious that mark twain, as a humorist, wrote that article largely for humorous effect. i laughed because i have friends, as well as my current roommate, who either took german in high school or are taking it now in college, and it's often baffling to me, as a third-party observer.

i've been taking japanese for three years now and i like the language; the grammar is easy to learn, with only two irregular verbs that i know of, and i enjoy speaking/listening, though comprehending fast speech from native speakers is difficult. the hardest part for me is writing and reading, because the written japanese language relies on a derivative of chinese characters. i think i've memorized less than 100 or so kanji, while theoretically students in my program are supposed to know 200-250 by this point.
jacen
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Austria3644 Posts
March 03 2005 17:15 GMT
#63
On March 04 2005 01:16 MoltkeWarding wrote:
It's stupid.

its not
(micronesia) lol we aren't going to just permban you (micronesia) "we" excludes Jinro
TigG
Profile Joined December 2003
Spain369 Posts
March 03 2005 17:30 GMT
#64
[German is just the same as most other european languages - like English. Nearly the same grammar, just different vocabulary.
edit:


That's not true.
My english sucks, so feel free to teach me (wrong grammar, spelling errors, wrong way to express something...)
Bockit
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sydney2287 Posts
March 03 2005 18:21 GMT
#65
On March 03 2005 23:44 baal wrote:
All romance languages are hard, the easiest one is probably portuegese & spanish, French & german are a lil-bit (not much) harder.

English is very versatile, easy to learn and i like how it sounds, but its incomplete thats why diplomacy should be spoken in other more complex languages.


How is the english language 'not complete'? I'm not saying you are wrong, I'd just like an elaboration due to my curiosity :D
Their are four errors in this sentance.
jacen
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Austria3644 Posts
March 03 2005 18:29 GMT
#66
On March 04 2005 03:21 Bockit wrote:
How is the english language 'not complete'? I'm not saying you are wrong, I'd just like an elaboration due to my curiosity :D

sure its complete, but in english you have fewer ways to express certain feelings/situations. the positive aspect of this is, that you have lesser missunderstandings.
(micronesia) lol we aren't going to just permban you (micronesia) "we" excludes Jinro
Liquid`Ret
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Netherlands4511 Posts
March 03 2005 18:49 GMT
#67
I don't mind the language, I just think it's annoying they force it on you whenever ur in their country. =\
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proTOSS[GER]
Profile Joined September 2004
858 Posts
March 03 2005 18:51 GMT
#68
On March 04 2005 02:30 TigG wrote:
Show nested quote +
[German is just the same as most other european languages - like English. Nearly the same grammar, just different vocabulary.
edit:

That's not true.

Prove me wrong instead of just saying I'm wrong.
That is many tank yes?
chicken`
Profile Joined January 2004
Germany3478 Posts
March 03 2005 18:54 GMT
#69
On March 03 2005 15:40 GroT wrote:
haha


i actually liked german class, the language sounded funny and it often made all of us laugh


same with my dutch class

hoe gaat et met jou ? -_- een grote pataat met pindakaas graag
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ZorAptoR
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Switzerland926 Posts
March 03 2005 18:55 GMT
#70
On March 04 2005 03:29 jacen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2005 03:21 Bockit wrote:
How is the english language 'not complete'? I'm not saying you are wrong, I'd just like an elaboration due to my curiosity :D

sure its complete, but in english you have fewer ways to express certain feelings/situations. the positive aspect of this is, that you have lesser missunderstandings.


yeah in german you can easily recognize the intelligence of people when they are speaking or writing (so many german-speakers can't write correctly even with ms-word auto-correction and stuff)...
not that you couldn't in english, yet it is not so obvious...

also if you are abled to read the big german authors and big german poetry you will realize how beautiful german can sound...
in SOMA we TRUST
toy
Profile Joined January 2005
109 Posts
March 03 2005 19:34 GMT
#71
On March 04 2005 03:51 proTOSS[GER] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 04 2005 02:30 TigG wrote:
[German is just the same as most other european languages - like English. Nearly the same grammar, just different vocabulary.
edit:

That's not true.

Prove me wrong instead of just saying I'm wrong.


This has to be some kind of joke?
WhiZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden853 Posts
March 03 2005 19:39 GMT
#72
i have read german in school for 7 fucking years... and i still dont know shit! damn language!! SCHEISSE
why
WhiZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden853 Posts
March 03 2005 19:39 GMT
#73
maybe that says more about me tho :S
why
Musli
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Poland5130 Posts
March 03 2005 19:53 GMT
#74
German language is too tough in spelling. German men always remind me a guys who want to take gun and kill everybody else coz of this tough spelling. And German women make me sick when they are speaking. Without tough spelling they sound gay. And they look uglier when they are speaking coz of moves of their lips. Its terrible ! I can stand these women on VIVA ! When they dont speak they are OK, but when they start talking its always "OMG, not again" and I change the channel. German isnt so hard to learn. I have learned German for 3 years and I can read german without problems and I understand most of words. But its harder with writing coz I forgot many words But all depends how easily you learn foreign languages. Ones learn easier, ones harder =] Spanish is nice in spelling. When I will know english on some very good lvl I will start learning spanish =]
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall || mail/msn: muslii@gmail.com
MaGnIfIcA
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway2312 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-03-03 19:59:21
March 03 2005 19:59 GMT
#75
Greman is hard to learn, nothing makes sense and every rule has expetions
Wannabe sMB member yo, so spankable-.-v;;
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17377 Posts
March 03 2005 19:59 GMT
#76
http://www.javacamp.org/misc/VocTester2.html

I got 'some college' with the total score of 367
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
InsanitY
Profile Joined March 2003
Germany352 Posts
March 03 2005 20:01 GMT
#77
german sucks ... i'm glad i dont have to learn it ^^
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17377 Posts
March 03 2005 20:03 GMT
#78
http://www.nonstopenglish.com/exercise.asp?id=3&t=1682

Your score: 18/20.
90%

Damn I keep finding those thingies
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
InFiNitY[pG]
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Germany3474 Posts
March 03 2005 20:21 GMT
#79
While I agree that german is very hard to learn, I'd kindly ask you to stop with all those unqualified comments. You cannot judge a language unless you know it really really well, which means almost perfectly written and spoken. 7 years of classes in school is "nothing" when you're learning a difficult language, it's especially funny when people try to prove why the german language is stupid by giving an example and then making like 20 mistakes in a 4 word sentence. Same goes with grammatic rules. It's a fact that most, if not every language that is not your mother tongue will sound stupid, ugly, funny or whatever to you and every single one of them will have stupid expressions and rules, because they developed over time and words and rules just kept being added by random people and somehow managed to become common.
A funny example was given to me by my french teacher. A special type of window in France is called le wasistdas. "was ist das?" is german for "what's that?" so apparently some german guy came over to France and looked out of the window asking what it was or maybe what he was looking at through the window.
"I just pressed stimpack, and somehow I won the battle" -Flash
kandyman
Profile Joined December 2004
Swaziland665 Posts
March 03 2005 20:28 GMT
#80
i think its more difficult because we have more consonants...Ä, Ö, Ü...!!!TRUE!!!
Are you gonna bark all day lil doggy, or are you gonna bite?
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