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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
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SgtCoDFish
United Kingdom1520 Posts
Stupid people everywhere. SC2 fans: In the MLG thread, was it really that fucking difficult for you to go to liquipedia or google who got code a/code s slots? No instead you post "lol is boxer code s then?" for the 100th fucking time. Just as bad as people who spread shitty information ("lol at least boxer got code a!") and the people from columbus who can't fucking read ("wait what why isn't mma in code S? they were giving code S for first place right?") Why are so many of you so fucking stupid? After the new hellion trend, fucking whiny zergs pop up and say it's imba before anyone's tried much against it. I'm a zerg player, and I'm sometimes embarrassed by it because of these whiny fucktards. And then there are terrans and protoss who pop up all like "lol whiny zerg, stfu" before they go and whine about infestors themselves. Seriously stfu. l2p And FUCKING IDIOTS that call skill "luck". I actually read someone's post who said ling/bane wars were random because 1 bane can kill many lings. No more words are needed. And then there are people who argue SC2 vs. BW. Both sides are just as bad. SC2 fans: LOL BW is old, get with the times. How about you shut the fuck up and let the people enjoy their game. I'd love to see Flash in SC2, but I'm not going to go and shit up BW threads and start arguments because of it. Let the people enjoy their game. Let it prosper for a long time 'cause these people have invested a lot of time into their game. It's not all SC2 fans, it's some of the idiots. And then there are the fucking BW elitists. I tune into a BW stream to check out some games because I just fancied watching something a little different, and the first thing I hear is the snarky ass commentator saying that SC2 is shit. Jesus fucking christ. Part of the reason that people come in and talk shit about BW is that you sit there and feel all superior. How about you set an example? How about you just STFU and watch your game? If you don't wanna watch SC2, cool. Enjoy BW. Leave us to it. Hopefully, the retards that shit on BW will get banned quickly. Don't feed the trolls, it's so easy. Seriously, to enjoy BW you don't need to crap on SC2 while you're doing it. It's not all BW fans, but some of them. And finally, to people who've got shit to say about LGBT people: Fuck. Off. Leave people alone. Who the fuck do you think you are, telling people who they should love or what they should be? That people can seriously say "if everyone was gay, humanity would become extinct" and use that as a FUCKING ARGUMENT AGAINST LGBT PEOPLE boggles the mind. It comes down to FUCKING STUPID PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. | ||
Achromic
773 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Shallow girls pisses me off the most. I'm Korean and sadly, many Koreans, especially girls are on the more shallower side as our culture tend to prize beauty more than the Western culture. This is not generalization. I know this for a fact. Guess which group of women is the shallowest. Pretty much all of the "FOB" (I hate this term and I hate using it) Asian girls, especially those obsessed with K-pop all the same. Fuck me for even being attracted to their looks, I mean a few of them are indeed attractive. And what the hell is up with those wannabe Korean "FOB's" anyway? I mean they were born here in a different Asian country yet why do they try so hard to act like something they are not? I'm not raging at them for liking Korean culture, but it's called cultural identity. I hope you value your own culture as much as you value Korea. My rant is targeted towards my ex-"girlfriend" (I hate to call her a girlfriend) but any of you wannabe Korean "FOBs" who indulge yourselves in my culture the wrong and shallow way, please learn a few things from this. You may think that the shit below is childish and immature but you won't believe how common it is. Dating this person is probably one of the worst mistakes I have ever made in my life, next to forgetting to block the ramp with two probes during a speedling all-in. Even if I do ever date these kinds of people again, I should wait for them to mature a bit. Hell, chances are Starcraft: Ghost will release than them maturing. Do you think a relationship is a real life k-drama? And even so, do you think you are the main actress? Don't make me spit coffee through my nose. A relationship is a connection between to people emotionally. Honestly, I felt no such connection. We never even talked, unless simple greetings and short exchanges of empty dialogue are worth something. Literally, this is all we've exchanged over these months I've wasted. I honestly don't give a shit about kissing, cuddling, or sex if we don't bond emotionally. There's no difference between you and a prostitute if we don't bond emotionally. Well actually there is a difference. A prostitute is cheaper. Do you want me to chase after you? Are you infatuated with that Korean actor in the drama protecting his girl like a badass? You are one-eighth as attractive as that girl actress but sure, I can take good care of you. Wait, why the hell should I? What have we been developing all this time we dated? The only thing I noticed were holes in my wallet. Oh and couple T-shirts and couple rings you bought online seen on dramas are worth crap. Seriously, why do you try so hard wanting us to look like a Korean couple? Are you out of your mind, is the outer 'image' of us dating that more important than our undeveloped relationship? I mean, who gives a fuck about the actual relationship. Let's just make ourselves look good in front of other people. And please, stop coating your face. Lenses, make up, that thick shit you are wearing everyday. I mean, I liked your natural and innocent face but apparently you are not self confident. The only way to boost your self esteem is to emulate Korean idols. Seriously, girls like guys who are confident but same goes for us. Stop hiding behind pretty Korean idols and be yourself dammit. Honestly, I can handle most of this. A girl with low self esteem? I can deal with that. What I can't deal with is your attitude. Apparently, if you coat your face with make up and wear all the things Girls Generation or F(x) or whatever they are wearing, you are just as attractive. I don't know how it equates but apparently it works out in your mind. Well it doesn't. Please don't invest so much of your money on clothes and make up and please pay for a date for once. Your cocky attitude apparently deludes your thinking. You believe that I should chase after you since I am an average Korean (this I am, an average Korean-Canadian) and you somehow look like a Korean Idol (You don't, btw) because of your coating on your face. You never initiate conversation with me by the way and you actually had the attitude to ignore me in public more than once. We even made eye contact yet you looked away. What the fuck does dating even mean to you? I can go on forever but I have to stop myself. I'm pissed that you actually broke up with me because you were offended by me actually speaking my mind. I never even got the chance to say all of this to you because I was just so shocked about the break up. You are breaking up with me? This gave me a bad impression on Asian girls. As I walk down the hallway, whenever I overhear two Asian girls discussing about K-pop it automatically turns me off and I know this is wrong since not all Asians are like that. I just need to find a better Asian girl next time. Yeah that's it. That's all I need. Added note: You can recite all of your favorite Korean idols' birthday in a heartbeat yet you forgot about my Birthday. Well you didn't forget, apparently writing happy birthday on my facebook solves everything. I asked from your friend, you forgot. Thanks a lot, the time I wasted with you I could have boosted myself from C to a B- SC player. If you are offended by how I generalize these shallow people, please do forgive me. I'm just raging too hard. Damn, I haven't raged like this since I got steamrolled by 2fac on Python. | ||
saltywaffles
United States91 Posts
I am FUCKING tired of all the people on ladder all inning. Like cmon either learn to play or gtfo and go back to wow. Some people actually want to enjoy the game and play it how its supposed to be. go fucking die | ||
X10A
Canada9837 Posts
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I dropped 200+ ranks on LB just when I was going to regain my top 100 spot FFS GOD DAMN YOU SHITTY HOTEL INTERNET AND GOD DAMN YOU LITTLE COUSIN CRUHING MY SHOULDERS | ||
Lewan72
United States381 Posts
On July 31 2011 23:01 drdreggor wrote: + Show Spoiler + OMFG!! Never fucking EVER gonna eat spicy food again! Was out on an afterwork the other day and the bitch everybody is in love with decided to go to the Thai resturant cause it's sooooo good! Stupid motherfucker (I love thai food lol). I ask for a little bit of chili and the retard pours like 2 chili fruits in it. I get home and sleep 1½ hour because I'm up all night SHITTING FUCKING FIRE TURDS! FUCK IT HURTS! Then I go up at 4:30 to get on the bus to work and I have to take a fucking crapper for the 8th time and its a 1 hour bus drive, thought I was gonna die. Have you ever cried because your ass hurts so much when take a crap? I have, and its not as fun as it sounds lol, Im only gonna eat fucking YOUGHURT for the rest of my life! LLLLOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! | ||
Rob28
Canada705 Posts
Fuck NAT3, fuck routers, fuck firewalls. | ||
saltywaffles
United States91 Posts
Seriously, I am thinking about quiting SC2 because people only know how to ALL IN, I am trying to play a decent game and all you can do is ALL IN?! well go fucking learn to play. (and yes i know I posted about this before) I just really think people who do this need to die. All i wanna do is get better so i can enter tournaments but that is impossible to do because i need to be GM/M in order to enter and when i face 20+ all ins JUST WHEN IM ABOUT TO GET PROMOTED I don't Seriously this is bullshit and I think I am going to just stick to LoL unless tournaments change how things are done | ||
Probe1
United States17920 Posts
One day they'll fix this game. /sigh. You know what, I'll just switch to Terran. | ||
The Final Boss
United States1839 Posts
Honestly the only thing that really bothers me is every single player I meet on ladder who doesn't play Terran always goes on and on about how OP my race is and shit. And honestly if I fucking did the stupid 3 rax supply drop build every game I might be able to understand that due to the fact that that build is the most annoying thing to go against. But no, it will be something stupid as shit like me winning a 40 minute macro game, but apparently the only reason I won was because my race is overpowered as shit according to some scrub who's high diamond/low masters. Honestly I'm just fucking tired of these Zerg elitists who go on and on about how Terran is OP, but then when I say what is so OP about it they're like "All ins are OP" except I FUCKING JUST PLAYED A 40 MINUTE MACRO GAME YOU FUCKING INBRED. I just wish that every Zerg would realize they're not IdrA and would stop complaining about things that aren't even imbalanced. The thing that really bothers me is that I have trouble with TvZ more than any other match-up really, so to have somebody say that even when I win it's because of imbalance or something stupid like that, I feel like shit. So to all you Zergs out there who QQ every game you lose even if it is your own damn fault, just realize that you need to shut up and just practice. That's better ![]() | ||
The Final Boss
United States1839 Posts
This is honestly the best thing ever. Everybody read that. Holy crap. Oh my god I'm so sorry. | ||
GrimmJ
Canada131 Posts
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Perseverance
Japan2800 Posts
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SC2 is boring I need some D3!!! | ||
Aeropunk
Australia255 Posts
Hmm, not feeling very full of steam today... As in, STEAM WON"T FXXXING WORK!!! Yea, probs better off posting in the tech thread, but I'll get the rage out here.. | ||
Darclite
United States1021 Posts
Wow, when more than half of the posts above yours on the page are people bitching about all ins, you know the game is designed pretty poorly. I mean why the fuck couldn't you make marines a bit worse and ravens a bit better or roaches a bit worse and hydras a bit better, so that people who press R or A 14904713 times before the 9th minute don't beat me even though they don't have a clue what game they are playing after the 9th minute if I hold it. Also, fuck the BAD people in FFAs. I know no one cares about FFAs, but I find them fun. And this is how the past few have gone for me. Get into a fight with whoever is closest to me, do a good enough job of taking him out, take all bases on my side of the map, get a lot of tech, upgrades, and a versatile army composition, prepare to move out when one guy dies because they have most likely been wearing each other out, then go and find 15084510974 3/3/3 Carriers. Because the guy in close spawns with carrier guy never left his base and let him build up a force with an unimaginably high army value and proceed to crush me cause I had to fight the guy near me. (Oh and any genius who comes in and thinks that I'm a noob because I lose to carriers, you fight 24 3/3/3 carriers and a mothership with whatever forces you have left at the end of a 1v1 and see how you do. They only suck in 1v1 because you don't have the 20 minute window to build a deathball of them; see how you do when that window exists) | ||
sutureself
United States192 Posts
I'm personally moderately to severely tired of people complaining about balance and all-in/OP race(s) and strategies. Do you honestly believe over the course of 10+ years, BW builds and strategies developed only to play macro games, I don't know, out of some intrinsic desire to play macro games among top tier players? Nope. Then why, at the highest levels, is this the vast majority of what we see? It is because the whole fucking point of BW/SC2 is to get more of everything than your opponent. The best builds are capable of cleverly defending timing attacks or all-ins (in the worst case scenario) using minimal resources and setting up for expansions and eventual domination. When the lead is overwhelming, attack and win. That is literally the basic plot in every fucking game of SC ever played. Whether it's at 5 minutes, 8 minutes, or 20 minutes, when your lead is overwhelming and the reward outweighs the risk, you attack and win. So simple. They certainly DO NOT evolve by 2 opponents saying, "OK, we're going to get to 3 bases each while sustaining some light harassment and gentle back and forth poking, then attack at 200/200 around 15 min. kk?" No, SC2 is a not a Christian summer camp where you are experimenting in dry humping and light petting. The goal is brutally fuck your opponent as quickly as possible. If they suck and can't deal with your 6 pool or 5 gate or MMM timing attack, SO BE IT. There is no "standard" way to play. The only standard is winning. There is no good and there is no bad. There is only winning. When Joe Bag-O-Doughnuts cannon rusher gets to platinum league and realizes, "Oh gee, my cannon rushes really aren't working anymore," he will either give up and quit or learn more about the game and keep advancing (albeit more slowly). The point is, the buck stops somewhere. No strategy is unbeatable. If that were the case, every single pro would play that way, because they are playing for money, and last time I checked (let me make sure my calculations are correct here ... ... ... Yes it appears they are): money = good. Do you think some gentlemanly agreement exists among pros that they will not all-in each other? Seriously? Do you think MVP and Nestea sit around swilling sherry in the ESPORTS parlor and giving each other knowing glances that no such shenanigans shall taint their games? NO. It's because they FUCKING DEAL WITH IT. The risk outweighs the reward. MAKE THE RISK OUTWEIGH THE REWARD. IT CAN BE DONE. I have faith in you, SC2 community. | ||
Lezt
United States115 Posts
God fucking dammit, new season finally rolls around, I narrowly avoided having relatives over when it happened and I was confident in my builds and all matchups but lucky me, my isp decides to start shitting all over me and when I ask them why our connection has gotten notably worse lately, especially with regard to our ping doubling (I know for a fact its not viruses or neighbors or any shit like that) they fucking just ignore everything I say and go "hurrr durrr restart your router and shit" . my mom is cheap as crap and she doesnt use the internet much so she doesnt give a shit if it is terrible. so I either get to play sc2 with 1-1.5 seconds of lag (which is a lot when you are trying to hit emp's) or I get to just play as a guest against comps for the next month and a half until I can move to the dorms. On top of that I have a massive headache atm and I have not been able to get to sleep in under 2 hours for several weeks.I usually hate these rants but that actually felt kinda good :D | ||
rebuffering
Canada2436 Posts
OOOO MYY GODDDD. i put so much fucking effort into being a good sc2 player, but no, zerg and toss beat you with 1/2 the apm. Cuz their idiots and dont realize to be a good terran, you need 300 fucking apm like zenex hack or something. Even when im ahead, they just baneling bust me, or we macro, and as we know, theres nothing terrans can do late game except drop all the time, and be as fast fucking jaedong FOR FUCK SAKES. I spend all day trying to practice, and i get nowhere, exept told im OP when i win once inna blue moon cuz i had to keep a ridiculous APM for 30 fucking minutes, trying to micro ghosts, doing drops, and of course i cant go mech vs toss, speed zealots essentially destroy anything thats not a banshee, every game, its like here, hit W, shift click Z till you have like 30 zealots, then wow no matter how much micro i have. LOSS. fuck this game, fuck u toss, fuck u zerg. Try terran one day, and realize late game, requires you to outplay someone by a margin of 2:1. Why else would IMMVP be in code A??? o yeah, hes a god at everything, except theres no unit compisition that terran can get into late game. To beat zerg and toss late game, need 300 apm, and make no fucking mistakes. FUCK YOU ALL | ||
KeithJar
Sweden30 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + So I the last 10-20 rounds in golf that i've played i've gotten 10 points the first 9 holes and the last 9 holes i've gotten 20 points. WHAT THE FUCK?! Why the fuck is it that my driver won't fucking work on any of the first 9 fucking holes but will work fine during the last 9 fucking holes. It's so much fucking bullshit. It really is golf in a fucking nutshell, why the fuck do I even play golf. It must be the most fucking unstable/irregular sport that exist, and will 100% fucking percent guaranteed continue to be. God fucking damnit piece of utter shitty sport. (for those who might read this and is curious about my handicap, it's 20,8. And it feels a lot better now, fucking best thread ever) | ||
Fontong
United States6454 Posts
What else... Why do you run into the street at night wearing dark clothes? Bike at night in the street with no light or reflector? Yield when you have right of way and not yield when you don't? Weave in and out of traffic you moron? I don't have road rage..but this shit annoys me. | ||
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