The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 49

OMFG!!

Never fucking EVER gonna eat spicy food again! Was out on an afterwork the other day and the bitch everybody is in love with decided to go to the Thai resturant cause it's sooooo good! Stupid motherfucker (I love thai food lol).

I ask for a little bit of chili and the retard pours like 2 chili fruits in it. I get home and sleep 1½ hour because I'm up all night SHITTING FUCKING FIRE TURDS! FUCK IT HURTS! Then I go up at 4:30 to get on the bus to work and I have to take a fucking crapper for the 8th time and its a 1 hour bus drive, thought I was gonna die.

Have you ever cried because your ass hurts so much when take a crap? I have, and its not as fun as it sounds lol, Im only gonna eat fucking YOUGHURT for the rest of my life!

Fuck Zerg (BW)

That is all
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erglglglg, I'm trying to buy the Strokes' new album but everytime I have the money the store is out of copies and everytime they have copies I don't have the money. But today the stars aligned--except now I have to get a new pair of headphone because BOTH my cheapo sets died. Overall though it's a pretty okay day.

Machu Picchu is such an amazing song, T_T

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOULD YOU 14 YEAR OLDS STOP FUCKING MAKING OUT EVERY CORNER OF THE STREET. I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU KISSING I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN AND TALK BUT NO YOUR LIPS ARE TOO BUSY TOGETHER. ALSO STUPID FUCKING TEENAGE GIRLS THINKS THEIR IN LOVE AND WHEN THEIR IMMATURE BFS FUCKING IGNORE OR ABUSE THEM THEY CRY AND WHINE HOW THEYRE NOT THEIR PERFECT TYPE. GET A FUCKING MIND. ALSO I LOVE HOW I ATTRACT THE GIRLS I DONT WANT TO DATE BUT THE GIRLS I LIKE I CAN NEVER ATTRACT. STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS NEVER INVITE ME TO ANYWHERE. ALL MY FUCKING GUY FUCKING GUY FRIENDS PLAY LOL AND THAT GAME IS SO BORING. I TRY TO GET THEM TO PLAY SC2 BUT THEY SAY THEIR COMP CANT HANDLE IT SO I TELL THEM TO PLAY ON LOW. THEY HAVE NO RESPONSE. WTF? IM SO FUCKING PISS AT MYSELF BECAUSE I CAN NEVER GET OVER THE LADDER FEAR. BLIZZARD SHOULD ALREADY MAKE LAN BECAUSE I HATE WAITING BECAUSE OF LAG INBETWEEN MATCHES. THEY SHOULD ALSO ALLOW YOU TO AUTOFIND MATCHES THAT DO NOT MEAN ANYTHING. WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE FOUL SO MUCH IN STREET BASKETBALL AND WHEN I CALL FOUL, THEY DISAGREE AND WE HAVE TO MATCH AND NO ONE CAN MAKE A SHOT. ALSO WHY THE FUCK CANT I SLEEP TONIGHT, OH BECAUSE I DRANK 3 FUCKING CUPS OF TEA AND NOW IM HERE RAGING ABOUT LIFE. ITS FUCKING 4 45 AND I HAVE TO DO SHIT IN A FEW HOURS. IN 3 PM I HAVE TO GO OUT AND HANG OUT BUT I DIDNT GET ENOUGH SLEEP ANYWAYS THIS WEEKEND IM SO FUCKING SCREWED. ALSO WHY DO I HAVE FUCKING SUMMER READING HOMEWORK, THAT SHIT SUCKS AND THE BOOK IS SO BORING. ALSO WHY ISNT MLG FINALS A BO7 BECAUSE A DOUBLE ELIMINATION FINALS IS SO ANTICLIMATIC.EVERYTHING ENDED IN A BO7 AND MMA COULD'VE HAD A COMEBACK IN A BO7. I JUST SPENT MY WEEKEND WATCHING MLG AND THE FINALS ENDED SO QUICKLY. ARE YOU SHITTING ON ME? I HATE PEOPLE CALLING ME GAY FOR WEARING SKINNY JEANS. CAN YOU STOP BEING FUCKING ANNOYING, HOLY SHIT. PEOPLE SHOULD JUST SHUT UP BECAUSE SKINNY JEANS DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE SMALL PENIS OR BALLS. IT JUST MEANS YOU LOSE SPERM, GO FUCKING LEARN SOMETHING. I ALSO KNOW IM SKINNY, ITS THE WAY THINGS ARE AND I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE YOU'RE SO SKINNY. DO YOU ReALLY THINK IVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. OMFG. ALSO WHY AM I NOT TALENTED. I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO BE A KPOP STAR BUT NO, I CANNOT FUCKING DANCE OR SING FOR LIFE. I DONT WANT TO TAKE DANCING LESSONS BECAUSE IM EMBARRASSED AND MY VOICE IS SO BROKEN IT CAN'T EVEN SING. WHY AM I NOT FUCKING SIX FEET YET. IM FUCKING 5'11 AND IM 14. WHY CAN'T I JUST BE SIX FEET SO I CAN FEEL GOOD BECAUSE THERE COULD BE A CHANCE I MIGHT NOT GROW ANYMORE. TO END IT ALL WHY CANT I FIND A SC2 BUDDY, VIRTUAL OR R/L IDC.

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

seriouly, WHAT THE FUCK did fucking blizzard think when they createt fucking imba colossus???? when there are fucking like 5 colossus i cant do shit as zerg unless i have like 10 broodlords but even they they still burn my ground army in 5 seconds
i mean 30 damage splash at a ridiculously high attackrate is just imba, and at 3 attack upgrade they murder EVERYTHING in no time, how can they be balnced in any way????
also fucking blik stalker, how am i possibly suppsoed to beat them as zerg?? they counter everything i can possibly build, roaches die, hydras die, lings die, they 3 combined fucking dont stand a chance and infester get sniped fucking easy
seriously how can a 100 apm protoss noob put up an even fight with me when i am playing at 200 apm injecting counterattacking, creespspreading, scouting??? doesnt FUCIKNG MATTER CAUSE HE CAN JUST BUILD COLOSSI AND ATTACK and still stand a very good chance although im a 100 times better RTS player than him wtf
Also i FUCKING HATE those dumb ass people wo say "uhh we need more Koreans at MLG they play sooo good, i wanna suck their dick" no fuck, we need a good foreign tournament for the west where they can compete against each other and not a GSL 2 which is held for 1 weekend in america. really , go watch gsl when you want to see koreans dominate, MLG should be for foreigners imo ( no im not a racist we just need local tournaments for a western scene to grow but alot of retards dont seem to get this
also, how is blue flame 2 shotting workers in tvz possibly anywhere near balanced???
you need to have no skill to drop 2 hellions and click on a worker, while you need to be a god as z to hold a blue flame drop without losing your whole eco, how could blizzard be so stupid as fuck and make an upgrade which gives them +10(!!!!!) damage vs ligh, basically denying the use of any zerglings and murdering eco with 2 shots with a ridiculous splash damage

Met this girl in France when i was there for a college thing for the month of July. We really liked each other but her living in PA and me in MD (3 hr drive), coupled with the fact that she has a boyfriend who's obviously in PA so closer to her means we can't do anything. I've met up with her back in the US already and she basically said she wished it could work but right now it can't. SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED. I know what she means and i don't blame her at all, but this sort of shit always happens to me. Just hope she gets into Georgetown next year so we can be relatively close again...we're like so meant for each other. Well whatever, steam is blown off

I stayed up a little later than usual last night. Whatever, I didn't have work tomorrow or for the next 4 days, so if I woke up late it didn't matter. I wake up at 1 in the afternoon, go eat breakfast, go surf Teamliquid for about an hour. Now it's 3 PM. Okay, time to play SC2 basically all-day. I have no work, no obligations, nothing to do. This is fucking great. I start school in about a week, so I better make the best of the rest of my summer.

I do my last F5 rounds on my tabs before I launch SC2. My phone rings. It's my mom. Maybe she is offering food or something. Why would it possibly be anything else? I answer. "Hey I need you to take someone's place today." (My mom is also my employer.) Okay. I don't have a problem working or taking people place...UNLESS THEY FUCKING CALL ME 30 MINUTES BEFORE THE SHIFT I NEED TO TAKE. Holy fuck. I wake up with a specific plan to do nothing, and PEOPLE SHIT ON IT BY CALLING ME TO TAKE THEIR PLACE LAST MINUTE. Well...since my mom is my employer, I have to go or she'd come home and eventually make me. FUCK. I JUST WANT MY COWORKERS TO FUCKING CALL ME A DAY OR TWO BEFORE. NOT 30 MINUTES. When I call in because I need to do a school project or something, I do it A FUCKING WEEK before. What do I get? FUCKING 30 MINUTES NOTICE. BULLSHIT. And now I'm off to work. FUCK.

So for some fucking reason sc2 map editor won't fucking save anything.

I worked on my map and saved that fucking thing TWICE before I quit, under two different names. Logged back in and neither of those are up to date.

Fuck this.

EDIT: So I just tried again with some small changes, and this time they saved. What the fuck? I DEFINITELY did not forget to save the first time (in fact I saved numerous times to both files), so why the hell would it save now and not before?

God fucking damn it. I spent ages on that map tonight. FUCK.

AAAAAARGHHHHH I spilled hot tea on my balls

PROOOOOOOOMMOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!


And now I'm hear nothing is different.

AAARRRRRGH there is so much work to be done but I'm sooooooo bored and I do not want to start this at all lol...... so much work.....but I'm so freaking bored I'm about to pass out/fall asleep or something .... but there's SO MUCH WORK GAH

also pieismyign's rant is hilarious lol

Sometimes Laddering on SC2 makes me want to ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

The ladder is the most annoying shit sometimes. All terrans can do is bunker rush the shit outta everyone.

ok STOP UPLOADING 10+ PHOTOS OF YOUR FUCKING SELF EVERY GOD DAMN DAY ON FACEBOOK YOU VAIN MOTHERFUCKING SHIT CUNT I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOU POSING LIKE A FUCKING SON OF A BITCH ON YOUR BED EVERYDAY BECAUSE YOU MOVED YOUR HAIR FLICK 2CM TO THE FUCKING RIGHT GET THE FUCK OFF FACEBOOK AND INSTEAD OF TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF ALL DAY DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE, YES THIS IS COMING FROM A NERD BUT IT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF

FUCK MORDEKAISER


GOD DAMN THAT WAS NICE