The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 159

Edit:Damn someone who I thought i liked is throwing up like crazy and I don't know what to do. He took too many beers. This rarely happens. He didn't even flush the toilet. Pretty sure he's cuckoo got some pretty big loneliness and depressive problems creeping up his eyeballs. He's making that transition into being an alcoholic. This is sad to see but I guess that's life.

Damn, I wrote some pretty good jaedong vs. flash fan fic and I wrote a bunch of other stuff that took me over an hour to write but I accidentally overwrote it all. It's ok though because...I'm a strong young man who's unique and special. I hope it's ok to make two posts in this thread under 2 days. I'll make sure this is a long one so I let all of my thoughts ooze out and don't over post.



Wow, I have so much in common with this. What is wrong with me?! Man. This is exactly what I'M GOING THROUGH.

Well, anyway, lemme cool off the steam here. I've been pretty mad that Jaedong keeps losing, especially when it's against Protoss and I know I keep thinking to myself that protoss balance whining is beneath me but I can't help but have my mind be swept with the "herding effect" where I then start agreeing with the common perception...

Not only does Jaedong lose to Protoss, every single time he meets Taeja in a tournament he loses! It's painful especially when everyone says terran is underpowered compared to the other two races. My heart just sinks seeing those overpowered marine splits and that absolute domination kind of like how Jaedong lost three consecutive finals to Flash.

If there's ever a moment even more painful than Jaedong losingm it would have to be the time firebathero did his infamous dance ceremony when he won the series deciding game in the MSL finals against savior. CURSES! It's been 7+ years though since that happened and no one really cares about it so I feel silly still feeling sore about it because I'm a petty little whiner.

Man, if there's something that's unbelievably overrated it's gotta be that anime show Attack on Titan. I mean, sure it's got good music, great visuals, and great action but it's got pacing problems(i don't know what I'm talking about) and the whole titan killing action is all so gimmicky. Sure it does make you want to watch the whole series in one sitting but beyond the first mind blowing impact of feeling the tragedy and dystopian nature of the show there is nothing great about it!(I really don't know what I'm talking about)

Man am I hopeless. If I even paid half the attention I do to StarCraft on reading and studying I'd be pretty set in life I feel. I'm pretty privileged just thinking about it and I know there are people out there in incredibly terrible life situations that they have no control over who would absolutely die for the privileges I have. What have I sunk down to.

I've helped some people who ask for advice. However, probably for whatever reason because I was a terrible teacher or they just didn't care enough to learn the game or a combination of both they all end up leaving. There was this one guy who I got my hopes up for. I had come across him by 4 pooling him twice in a row and just like any noobie he started complaining that it's unstoppable, that I should learn how to play the game, or something similar like that. He piqued my interest and so we began on our teacher student relationship where I began asking him if he was super serious, committed enough, blah blah blah and he said yes to them all. Then....he played something like 7 games in two weeks and just left the game and I was just crushed I mean how could you DO THAT TO ME. It's okay though because starcraft is a video game that is meant to be fun and is supposed to be something people derive a sense of joy and entertainment from.

I'd be pretty good at being a therapist. What would happen is some random yokel would obligingly sit on my comfy recliner chair where they could tell me their feelings and what ails their life that causes them to be so depressingly miserable. Then I'd give them incredibly judgmental, insulting, and hypocritical advice which I often do without realizing it. I'd make a great therapist.

If there's something that disgusts me to no end its the double standards of society. Too many times do you have a domestic abuse case where the women is abusing the man in the relationship and so many tell the guy to "man up" and just...I can't even.....I know in some cases the female usually claims that the man was the abusive one and the police or some random bystander COMPLETELY buys it. Then the man shows the police the recorded footage they secretly took using their iphone while the abuse was going on and the police just go "oh wow gee ok shucks MY BAD " Outrageous.

You know how people just want to end their gaming session off on a high note? I do that all the time by not offering a rematch. ugh. Then there's that person who dodges you and decides to leave their gaming session off on a high note against you. I just....it's a man eat man world.

Then there's this thing some random guy wrote who holds absolutely zero relevance in my life and someone I will never meet ever.


That didn't feel good to read.

if there is one man I loathe it's gotta be some random doowopping 2v2 crazed man who I won't name. Man, this guy I'm pretty sure has a pretty clear case of narcissism and he just goes on and on about how great of a 2v2 player he used to be brooding on and on about his glory days. I made the mistake of arguing with this guy about how it'd be harder for a 1v1 player to learn 2v2 rather than the other way around. I was just dumbfounded yet this guy kept saying how if I made a thread asking which is more difficult that he would be the one correct. He said it was fact and he kept on going on about some random quote I think is from Game of Thrones: "Lions do not care for the opinions of sheep" and oh my lord he kept repeating that same line over and over again spiting the entire eMg east clan that plays brood war and just about everyone else who disagrees with his opinions that 2v2 is a far more difficult game type than 1v1 is. Oh my lord

DAMN IT BRITNEYYY. When I remember one man's name, one who I considered my rival, the one, the only g3noc1d3 the soft tunes of Britney Spears songs fill my nostalgic head. Ohohoho I beat him with the amazing 5 pool the first 2 games we played and he was like "WELL I BETTER BE PREPARED FOR THAT 5 POOL" and he wasn't, he was psyching me out and he went 14 CC THAT GREEDY MAN. AND I WON it was priceless. Then he hammered me down to the fine depths of Tartarus in the proceeding games where I thought to myself "wow I've really let myself go. Time to get back into fighting gear to pwn this newb." We continued to play even more games and he'd win a lot singing lyrics from random Britney Spears songs oh my god...."Oops I did it again." It was funny but super frustrating at the same time. It was only 4 weeks after we were playing mono e mono again. He kept on making those god damn excuses "ah dude I'm a uni student I had to stop playing starcraft I'M SOOOOO RUSTY." Well goddamn it maN STAHP IT.

The thing that really grinded my gears was when he said to me after we playing a pvz game him p me Z "Man you have to admit that reaver control was pretty sexy." It was ok though because the next game I killed off 4 high templars with 5 hydras using that sexy, sexy goddamn hydralisk micro which ended up getting me the pimpest win ever. I didn't brag about it though.

Then there came the one night, then night reckoning when I finally put my foot down, I got into fighting gear, and damn it I WON. I WON so many goddamn times and what did he say? WHAT DID HE TYPE? He typed "you. you. you. you have ascended man." I'm not joking, those are the exact words he used seriously. I'm not joking. I won a lot more games and then he just as he always does stops playing after one of the few games he ended up winning. Damn him. However, that was the end of g3noc1d3 and seeing that I had reigned victorious I slumped in my skill level not knowing the upcoming menace that was to come.

I don't like talking about rivalries that end in my favor so lemme tell one about the almighty legendary cattlebruiser who is evil and does the dumbest spoonerisms known to man. I might do this in green text 4chan style.

I be me playing sc1
random guy says "hi 1v1"?
Ok let's play
I 9 pool and win
He gets mad says I can't win without early advantage
We play more and he wins all of those games....
Me depressed that I slumped big time
Cattlebruiser goes inactive
Me goes sad

Thank you, thank you.

Today I spilled lots of water over some really important documents. Damn it. I love myself. YOLO SWAG 420 BLAZE IT. I'm trying to be serious.