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Netherlands6187 Posts
+ Show Spoiler +sdlkfjl;sdkhasdl;hsdalh I am not here to find a suitor. Leave me alone. I have told you 4907234783496 times that I do not want to date you. What is so hard to understand about that? Don't make me block you, you asshole. I am willing to be your friend but if you are going to continue asking me out and hitting on me and messaging me every few minutes AFTER i have told you plainly and clearly that I DO NOT WANT TO DATE YOU then I am going to block you. I really am. Jesus.
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Lalalaland34493 Posts
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I hate it when piss water splashes back up on you when your crapping. It's almost 2014 have we really not figured out a way to prevent this?
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On November 07 2013 01:49 Aveng3r wrote:
I hate it when piss water splashes back up on you when your crapping. It's almost 2014 have we really not figured out a way to prevent this?
Your toilet is either terrible, or your penis is a railgun. Seriously, how can this even happen.
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On November 07 2013 01:52 Tobberoth wrote:Show nested quote +On November 07 2013 01:49 Aveng3r wrote:
I hate it when piss water splashes back up on you when your crapping. It's almost 2014 have we really not figured out a way to prevent this? Your toilet is either terrible, or your penis is a railgun. Seriously, how can this even happen.
He's talking about shit causing the splash.
It happened to me today. And the water hit my fucking face
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Yeah haha I was talking about pooping. Although I do take jet streaming pisses on occasion
It hit you in the face? I think you need to fine tune your technique
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Jesus blizzard.. After years of making sub-pro level tvp a nightmare, you have somehow managed to make it fucking damn near impossible.. Really GREAT FUCKING WORK
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+ Show Spoiler +Fuck my parents. Get a call from mom. Just reminded how much of a failure I am to them. Spent like 5 hours just thinking to myself. Next time I'm just hanging up /ignore when I get a call like this.
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On November 07 2013 02:10 Sycamore wrote:Show nested quote +On November 07 2013 01:52 Tobberoth wrote:On November 07 2013 01:49 Aveng3r wrote:
I hate it when piss water splashes back up on you when your crapping. It's almost 2014 have we really not figured out a way to prevent this? Your toilet is either terrible, or your penis is a railgun. Seriously, how can this even happen. He's talking about shit causing the splash. It happened to me today. And the water hit my fucking face
ROFL this is the funniest thing i've read in a while omg... seriously you took quite a huge crap to make water hit your face.
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+ Show Spoiler +All day. Working on this stupid assignment! HURGHHH ALL yesterday too!
I hate my school. I hate myself for not making deals with other groups to alternate assignments.
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On November 07 2013 01:49 Aveng3r wrote:
I hate it when piss water splashes back up on you when your crapping. It's almost 2014 have we really not figured out a way to prevent this?
Yes we have. Put toilet paper in the fucking bowl before you unload, what are you, new to shitting?.
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+ Show Spoiler +God Fucking Dam it. Study all day for 3 days for math and i fuck up a 20 point question. 4 parts to the god dam question, and i get part A wrong. Teacher won't give me any credit for the other 3 parts even though i demonstrated correct method. Taking the derivative of one ArcTan function is the fucking same as taking the derivative of the second. Who the fuck cares if i still did 20 points better than average, i should doubled it. Fuck my teacher.
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My keyboard broke wen I was trying to fix it. Now te key after G is broken, wic is ironic because now I can't use important words or explain wat key is broken. On te brigtside, if tere is one, I appreciate te letter tat I cannot actually type rigt now muc more. oly ell lol.
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On November 21 2013 15:11 docvoc wrote:
My keyboard broke when I was trying to fix it. Now the key after G is broken, which is ironic because now I can't use important words or explain what key is broken. On the brigtside, if there is one, I appreciate the letter that I cannot actually type rigth now much more. holy hell lol.
I gotcho back docvoc!
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On November 21 2013 07:55 Animzor wrote:Show nested quote +On November 07 2013 01:49 Aveng3r wrote:
I hate it when piss water splashes back up on you when your crapping. It's almost 2014 have we really not figured out a way to prevent this? Yes we have. Put toilet paper in the fucking bowl before you unload, what are you, new to shitting?.
I just saw this haha I don't know why but I started laughing almost to the point of tears
Ooooohhh my god I gotta pull myself together
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+ Show Spoiler +ETS is a bunch of fucking blood suckers. I hope every single member of that institution gets HIV, wrestles with their mortality but ultimately comes to grips with their situation and decides to live the remain 10, 15 even 20 years they have left to the fullest. Then immediately are hit by a bus and killed. Seriously 25 dollars to report my fucking score, per school? Maybe if to deliver that score you had to travel 1500 years back in time and trek through unexplored terrain risking life and limb to hand deliver a sealed parchment scroll that had my scores written on it in the blood of an innocent I'd consider 25 dollars a fair and reasonable price for score reporting. Its 2013, the audacity to charge me 25 dollars to have a fax automatically sent with no human interaction whatsoever is disgusting. Fuck they don't even need a fax machine, just one guy with the ability to type a fucking email. Can you even imagine how much revenue that fucking guy generates an hour? Assuming he's a brain dead monkey with one digit he can still send an email every fifteen seconds. Every graduate student is getting hammer blasted in the ass as ETS earns 600 dollars an hour off each quadruple amputee monkey retard they employee in their quadruple amputee monkey retard sweatshop. No no, I'm being harsh. I get it, ETS has to eat too right? I mean how far is THE 170 FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING DOLLARS I GAVE THEM TO TAKE THEIR RETARD REQUIRED SAT REPEAT TEST NO ONE STUDIES FOR AND EVERYONE CRUSHES AND ITS UTTERLY MEANINGLESS GONNA GO? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA, ISN'T SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO STOP THESE MONOPOLY MOTHERFUCKERS FROM BUTTFUCKING THE FUCKING LIFE OUT OF MY BANK ACCOUNT?
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so...day was going really well..then
4.00pm rockets some how blow a 14 point lead and lose to the freaken mavs
4:30pm a major supplier comes back with a pricing proposal no where near our target
4:45pm going to airport to go from melb to sydney, starts storming and took me 1 hour to get to airport
6:15pm managed to make my flight
7:40pm flight gets delayed because it's sydney
7:55pm get held onto tarmac because stupid planes are still on the apron and there is no spare gate
8:30pm 30 minute taxi queue...again..because it's sydney
9:00pm get to hotel to find my booking didn't go through and there are no rooms...again..sydney is storming
9:20pm booked a new hotel
9:40pm taxi gets lost and takes 20 minutes to travel 2km
yep...when shit happens, it happens all at once...
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On November 21 2013 07:55 Animzor wrote:Show nested quote +On November 07 2013 01:49 Aveng3r wrote:
I hate it when piss water splashes back up on you when your crapping. It's almost 2014 have we really not figured out a way to prevent this? Yes we have. Put toilet paper in the fucking bowl before you unload, what are you, new to shitting?.
For me, even when I do put toilet paper down, the first shit donks that piece under, and the 2nd shit splashes the water (I've had the rare occasion where it splashes into my face as well, gross). This usually means I'll have to reload the toilet paper cover for the 2nd shit as well, which is quite a nuisance if there are two initial big shits right next to each other as I'll need to have a bit of toilet paper ready to slip it in under my ass and drop it in the short timeframe in between the two shits.
Now this doesn't happen most of the time, but it has happened so I just thought I would share it here.
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+ Show Spoiler +You know what really grinds my gears? The trees in my yard don't shed their leave until the end of November, so there's only one day to rake them so the street sweepers can pick them up. I guess I'm fortunate that we have street sweepers, but still, the trees need to get their act together and die quicker. Also, when Alex Garfield fired -orb- from EG for saying the N-word before his employment with EG, I thought that was a bitch move. Let's make a list. I guess I should say in advance that most of what you're about to read is hyperbole and I'm just venting hard. - Nose hair, yuck.
- Those idiots who are all into philosophy. Philosophy never solved shit.
- People who critique your argument's "logical fallacies" by linking you to some wikipedia article that goes "X cannot equal Y if Y only equals Z, this is known as Faggot's Fallacy"
- Christians who think God wrote the Bible. Being a Christian should expand peoples' minds, but it boxes their minds in. I guess the main reason is that they get all their information from their Pastor, who tells people what the 'true' interpretation of Christianity and the Bible is.
- Christians who just do stuff to get into Heaven and don't care all that much for people different than themselves.
- Atheists who think they have this massive intellectual upper-hand by presenting Christians with quandaries with the contradictory-but-accepted doctrine that fundies cling to. Then the fundies try to mash a square peg into a circle slot. "There's a God-shaped hole in your heart" No. There's a logic-shaped hole in your brain.
- kik. Stop cluttering up Omegle, you assholes.
- My step-sister is a bitch and pisses me off.
- Everyone thinks life is about your job. When asked to describe themselves, they say "I'm an engineer".
- Everyone on the planet could die instantly at any moment, but no one seems to mind much.
- Activision-Blizzard is made of failure. Who the fuck releases an incomplete game? They just had no idea what they were doing somehow. How can you just not look at the broodwar engine and go "Hey, that's a good starting place" when designing a game. I mean, make some high-ground advantage, for pete's sake. And tanks didn't even splash each other until people complained that mech was unstoppable. No chat channels? Nobody wants that. No LAN? What is LAN? No inter-regional play? We'll have a tournament for that later. That's how they started this fiasco game out. There's still no LAN, and the reason is obvious. They are afraid of piracy like the plague. When you buy SC2, you don't buy a CD and some software, you buy an addition to your "account". So you're paying for the right to play the game. You don't own shit. Blizzard wants to control the software from start to finish. You own nothing. They could cut everyone off tomorrow and nobody could do shit. They can alter your account and you can't do shit. You have no rights. That's why there is no LAN. Because they made it so you MUST go through battle.net to play. Otherwise, you could do the unthinkable and connect with other players without getting blizzard's approval to do so.
- The SC2 fanbase sucks. I'm starting to hate them. I just want to support LoL so that SC2 dies. I want it to die a terrible, terrible death like all those conspiracy theorists are saying. They are fucking whiners who petition Blizzard to do retarded things like change the fundamental elements of gameplay because otherwise it's "too boring" or "imbalanced" or "I'm a faggot", and when Blizzard caves in and changes shit, it fucks up the careers of professional gamers and permanently tarnishes their legacies. They are a bunch of whiny little bitches who want everything handed to them, and if they don't win, it's the game's fault, not theirs.
- I fucking hate that Teamliquid changed the title of the page to Starcraft 2 and Dota 2 progaming news.
- MOBA games are stupid and bullshit and are fucking cancer. League of Legends isn't fun to play, isn't fun to watch, and isn't even "free to play". So fuck that game. How anyone can take that game seriously is beyond me, but not really; that's hyperbole.
- I hate all the "progamers" in North America. They all suck, and then complain about SC2, and then their fans jump on the bandwagon and go "Well, so-and-so says the game is broken, and he's a progamer, so it must be true".
- I hate what SC2 turned into. The reason it's so fucking repetitive is because people cried about the game not being macro-oriented enough, with everything succumbing to "all-ins" and "cheese". It's turned into this informal macrofest, and if you don't "macro game", then you get insulted and yelled at, and now it's a contest with two guys with tiny dicks macroing to see who can macro harder than the other guy's macro. The person who made StarCraft a phenomenon was Boxer, who was known for using micro tricks that were considered to be near-impossible. That feeling of "Wow, how did he do that?" is completely missing from SC2, because it's morphed into this trashy pure-macro slugfest where everyone has to play rock-scissors-paper to get an advantage so their macro can triumph.
- I hate people who say SC2 is dying, and give completely wrong reasons why.
- I hate people who talking about how to "fix" SC2, and give either wrong reasons, or just fucking retarded things that have no basis in reality.
- I hate people who deny that there is anything wrong with SC2 and retort by defaming the criticizers.
- Reddit. I never visit that site, but the three times I've been on there, it's just been people making youtube-comments, and is generally just trash.
- People who go "BroodWar is dead" because now BroodWar really is dead thanks to those assholes.
- Eywa. What a fucking sociopathic motherfucker. He is so unbelievably pathetic that he has 400 dollars to waste just to get one player to switch teams just to try and sabotage STL. I would seriously punch him in the face but I don't want to get any Eywa on my hand.
- This notion that LoL is a "sport" is laughable. It's approximately akin to professional cock-sucking and everybody in NA sucks, so it amazes me that people actually go out of their way to boost their ELO. LoL does not deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as StarCraft or WarCraft or Assassin's Creed or anything. The game is a rip-off of DotA and has horrendous graphics. How people can play LoL and then talk shit about BroodWar's graphics is one of the most paradoxical contradictions of the 21st century.
- My dumb friends who can't imagine playing any game outside of the one they play, whether it be BroodWar, SC2, or LoL. For some reason, you have to play only ONE GAME. Why? To get good. Well, I have news - you're going to suck no matter what. Concentrate one game as hard as you want. Devote time to it. Read guides. Practice and theorize. You will still suck. You will never be good enough to warrant any sort of recognition outside of your tiny circle of friends that you know online, because by the time you reach a decent ELO in anything, your real life friends will all be married with kids, and those kids will have grandkids, and your parents will never be proud of you for your video game accomplishments so fuck off.
- Anyone who thinks HAARP is a secret government project to use radiowaves to control people's minds or assassinate people is fucking retarded and needs to stop smoking so much weed.
- Kwark is a terrible mod on TL. He just picks arguments with dumbasses and baits them by insulting them personally, which they cannot respond to without getting banned. Well, I totally raped Kwark in some argument he trumped-up out of nowhere, complete with a personal insult. Then I smashed his stupid nonsense argument, and out of the fucking blue, Tofucake comes up and goes "Stop being unreasonable" without even reading the thread and says that I'm asserting shit that I never said, so I have to quote myself and Kwark's statements in the thread, and both of them just completely shut up without admitting they made have made mistake. I thought at least Tofucake would go "My apologies, I misunderstood", but no. My imagination tells me that Kwark went into some admin thread/chat thing and went "This ninazerg cunt is disputing me when I am so smart and have a degree in history." and Tofucake was like "I will step up and solve this" and doesn't read anything at all, and just posts what he thinks I'm saying. And getting a history degree is like the easiest fucking degree in the world, but what's worse is that I know my history better than someone with a history degree, so go suck a dick.
- Jibba is pretty awful too, but he's left me alone for the most part.
- All the dumbass mods who try to be Chill. Oh, you're all so cool swearing and insulting the users. Problem is, Chill was witty to a certain degree. You are not Chill. Look at Chill and then look back at yourself. Then look at Chill again. Then look back at yourself. You're still not Chill. Now go see how many dicks you can fit in your mouth.
- The old iCCup admins. Cheloman was incompetent, Mai-K was incompetent, and yelloant is incompetent. None of them can speak English, and none of them care about StarCraft. Unk said he would stick with iccup to the bitter end, and he fucking quit like a little bitch.
- Sylessa was the most abusive admin in the history of the universe. She needs to be blacklisted and then banned from the internet entirely.
- Hackers are retards.
- People who support political parties are just pawns and are letting someone else do the thinking for them, kind of like those Christians who grow up in church and just trust everything the Pastor says, even when he is found to be a crystal meth user who has sex with male prostitutes.
- Once your virginity is gone, you can't get it back.
- Idiots who think pornography is immoral. Sexuality is human, and to want to experience sexuality is a human thing, but Christians have to be dickheads who go "Yes, but sexuality is meant to be expressed God's way, between a married man and woman." and I want to tell them Adam and Eve weren't married and had sex, but they'll just come up with some bullshit argument about how Adam and Eve didn't need to be married and then there's suddenly this blaring contradiction in their notion that they deny exists because "God works in mysterious ways" and they just have this smug sense of superiority because they're "right" and I'm "wrong" no matter what I say. They heard pornography was bad from all the past0rz and good-ass Christians, so it's wrong and is sin and will destroy your life, and obviously the Devil is influencing my thinking.
- People who blame the Devil for stuff. "The enemy is attacking me." No, you're just an asshole sometimes. You can't be perfect 24/7, because your definition of "perfect" makes no sense in reality. You're an asshole. I'm an asshole. The world is one big asshole. That's just the way things are, so deal with it. Don't go and pretend like you're perfect and the Devil is responsible for all the bad stuff.
- People who are easily manipulated and allow themselves into a vicious cycle of control from another person shouldn't cry that they're not happy with their lives.
- Rapists are assholes and deserve nothing but horrible things. Fuck forgiveness.
- I fucking hate all the happy couples that are cuddling in public. Fuck your happiness.
- I especially hate dumb idiot fucks who are couples that decide to take their girlfriend to Hooter's on a date to watch UFC fights. How fucking romantic is that shit? It's not, even in the slightest. They just take up whole tables, and I have to stand there for two hours because those shitheads want their own table all to themselves. I hope you both get AIDS.
- The social pressure to do stuff. I just want to hide in my house for the rest of my life and never talk to anyone again. I don't want a job or to go college. I can't just "do what I love" for a living. I have to do something I hate, and get a college degree I don't want, so I can get a job I don't want that someone else would kill to have, all because the standard of living is so fucking high in the states that it essentially forces everyone into an endless cycle of fuck that causes people to burn out, forget their dreams, kills their creativity and desire to learn, and to become slaves to their professions so they can walk towards a carrot dangling in their face; the promise of a better future that will never come.
In conclusion, fuck off everyone, I hate you all.
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