On November 17 2010 08:33 Cel.erity wrote: I have this habit of falling asleep with my eyes open. Like, wide open. I can be at a party, holding a drink, totally asleep while people talk to me and I just kind of mumble back. It's also really awkward when it happens in bed with a girl; can you imagine waking up and seeing the guy you're in bed with just staring at you? But yeah, it's never caused any breakups or anything, just a little creepy.
Go watch Paranormal Activity. The girl wakes up in the middle of the night and just stood and stared at the sleeping guy.
A few weeks ago I was doing my laundry and after putting my clothes in washer, I headed back upstairs apartment. I live at the way top on the third floor, but for some reason I went to the room right under mine. When I came in, I noticed that the lighting/theme was a little different than usual. Little did I realize that I was in the wrong room. I see someone who freaks out and say "whoops" and leave. rofl fucking awkward
On November 17 2010 18:12 Waxangel wrote: I was having a conversation with two of my friend's friends at a supermarket, talking about the irrationality of some of the worries human beings have. As an example, I brought up how parents were silly to worry about things like kidnappers and child molesters, when statistically they should be worrying about their children suffering a drowning or electrical accident.
Anyway, as I was explaining, I took a small child's shoe out of my pocket and started tossing it to myself. The conversation broke down into a lot of nervous laughter as everyone wondered whether it was a funny situation, or a very very scary one.
(I have a habit of picking up dropped gloves/hats/scarves, and I had found the shoe on the ground and pocketed it earlier in the day)
On November 17 2010 12:38 eLiE wrote: i'm gonna tell a story about someone who creeps me out when he doesn't mean to (maybe he does, who knows). one of the guys i work with always touches me in weird ways (LET ME EXPLAIN, LOL, NO ASSUMPTIONS!). we're lifeguards, and one day i was setting up the deck, and he walks by. I say whats up, and then he says, "smile!" (I naturally appear stoic) and starts poking my stomach. and this is in front of parents sitting in the viewing gallery. first time, kind of creepy, i decided to think nothing of it. next i'm at work, and he decides to come up and hug me as i say hi to everyone coming in. as he hugs me, i give the freaked out look over the shoulder to all the other staff. next, we happen to be on the same bus, and he comes to me, says "you look sad", and starts saying "tickle, tickle" and starts trying to tickle my belly. i become noticeably uncomfortable at this point, so he stops....THEN HE FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN!! god, people are giving weird stares and shit, i feel violated. my friends at work see it too, and find it hilarious. NOT COOL! idk whats up with him, maybe he's hitting on me, but it's creeping the shit out of me, because i think it's in good spirit.
Wait, you are a guy, right? Haha if I were you (I'm a guy) and he tickles me on a bus, I will grab his neck and KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH FORCEFULLY and make wet slurping noises.
When I was in high school I was talking to a friend on the phone while my mother was talking to me at the same time. When he hung up I accidentally said "I love you" to him.
On November 17 2010 12:35 synapse wrote: Sometimes in 3v3, on that map with the 2 destructible rock naturals, I get my second hatch up too early and the creep covers my partner's expo... and they get all angry and stuff
On November 17 2010 19:27 Ghin wrote: When I was in high school I was talking to a friend on the phone while my mother was talking to me at the same time. When he hung up I accidentally said "I love you" to him.
The gay jokes continue to this day.
I do this ironically all the time. The best part of it is how it toys around with people I just met who I can see get uncomfortable and since I´m such a "Non-femenine" person they often get really confused. It´s really funny.
Back when i was 15 i was going home by bus from school with my best friend and on the next stop was always getting in that beautiful girl i loved to talk cause its long way home we used to talk a lot and we became really nice friends. And ofc my friend didnt like her AT ALL ! So he decided to kiss my on the cheek and said "waiting for you tonight" and left get out from bus. i made my WTF face and than starting laughing but i think ppl in the bus and girl i loved didnt get it (((((((((((((( it took my few years to conviced her that im not gay, hard work, hard work...
One night i went to pick my brother up from his (then) girlfriends house.. it was late and dark as is so happens at night. I was following another car to the village where she lived, not even paying attention, listening to my cd far too loud, and i pull in to the road she lives in, and the car infront stops dead infront of me on the turn of the corner.. So i have to swing around it and I'm like wtf ...
So anyway, I park my car outside her house and txt my bro, to tell him im outside and hurry his ass up. and the car is still sitting.. then it reverses and drives off. 5 mins later my brother still hasn't appeared So i'm still sitting there, in the dark with my car lights on, the car comes back... slows right down to a crawl and pulls up alongside me, and the woman in it motions to me, so I wind my window down.. and she asks " are you fucking following me?" (infront of her 3-4 yr old in the backseat) so i just let rip. WTF lady, you think im fucking following you,GTFO of here stupid bitch. and wound my window back up. she lived.. like 3 doors away from my brothers girlfriend >< but even still, what the hell.
So theres this girl i really like and ive made our situation so that she really is gonna go out with me eventually. (13 years old bro) She has told me on multiple ocasions im the funniest person she had ever met and flirts with meh alot. So yesterday i planned on asking her out . And i was walking with my best friend whos a girl and the girl i like come over and says hi. I thought she said it to my best friend and just walked away. She was actually talking to me and at this point i was almost running out of school i dont even know why. So after my friend tells me im retarded and she looked really bugged out and creeped for some reason. I LOLed.
A part of my humor is to act completely unlike my usual character. Such as to be overly rude or something when I have no reason to. I think a lot of people do this but sometimes without thinking I don't realize that they don't really know what my usual character is. It doesn't help that I kinda look like a mean SoB.
But yeah, I once surprised myself going like "How the FUCK would I know what time it is?" to a girl and she started crying. She was like 20 too so I really didn't know what to do with myself after that one.
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
i think you're lying. please go into further detail about how you 'invaded' the wifi and magically got access to email accounts and passwords without spending all day sniffing a bazillion packets and breaking the encryption on the passwords.
On November 17 2010 13:01 Mellotron wrote: I creeped a few people out on accident when i showed them this video at my friends wedding reception last week:
I thought i was providing a service actually.
Oh my god I haven't finished the thread but had to reply to this. I saw that video during my first every acid trip, we had the TV on mute and it came on while we listened to our own music. It was the greatest thing we'd seen and we thought that it was made for us. Thank god we watched it without sound because that probably would have scared the shit out of me.
I was talking to some girl in my class and said "girls can be ficklle creatures" when she mentioned something a friend of hers did. I didn't realize that I shouldn't say that to a girl, since I sometimes say something like that to my (male) friends, but she got angry at me and didn't talk to me anymore for a while.
i was in the lift and the door was a mirror reflection, so i walked closer and started checking out my smile and all that... suddenly the door opens and a dozen people see me smiling close up......
Ahh... I HATE when you're talking about something weird and then there's a lull in the conversation around you and everything gets really quiet except you, so everyone hears something wayy out of context.
The worst example was at a party, for new years I think... and for some reason my friend had started with this "no homo" stuff... I think it started with saying something like "Man, I'm really glad to be here with you guys... no homo" Then he started expanding to things that had nothing to do with homosexual interpretations like "These nachos are delicious... no homo" then once we all got more drunk he did the other extreme and said (pretty fuckin loudly too) "I wanna rape you up the ass... " but at that exact moment everyone went quiet and you could hear him PERFECTLY across the whole room. And he was so embarrassed that by the time he finished off the "no homo" part everyone was laughing so it covered it up.....
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