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garmule2
United States376 Posts
I'm still embarrassed when I think back on that... | ||
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Electric.Jesus
Germany755 Posts
On November 17 2010 22:41 garmule2 wrote: Back in freshman year of college, I was walking through the city after soccer practice and some chick in running clothes on the other side of the street started to run. I'm in soccer gear, so i'm like, hey ok, let's run. Then she started going faster and I was like - are you racing me? I will so beat you! And she went faster til we were both running really fast on opposite sides of the street. I was like, this is awesome, spontaneous race! Who is this awesome girl?... and then she got to her dorm building and slammed the door open screaming. I'm still embarrassed when I think back on that... So much win in this post. Nothing like thinking the world is awesome and being proven wrong. been there, bro. :D | ||
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Happy.fairytail
United States327 Posts
Thank God the subway finally started moving away. My gf told me later that after the doors closed, the woman said to herself, "I guess there really are people like that in the city..." (lol wtf?) No, lady, you just happened to be in-between me and my gf. So I guess this is more a story of how I thought I would end up creeping someone out, but they ended up turning the tables and creeping -me- out. | ||
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drsnuggles
Korea (South)362 Posts
On November 17 2010 20:57 mahnini wrote: i think you're lying. please go into further detail about how you 'invaded' the wifi and magically got access to email accounts and passwords without spending all day sniffing a bazillion packets and breaking the encryption on the passwords. Well, it's rather easy, as we are sitting behind a proxy in our university: Every time we want to visit a homepage, you have to enter your password/username in your Browser. Apparently that information is not safe, and I used a program to extract that information at university and de-crypted it on my way home with said program. If you still don't believe, you can test it on your own, as I could give you the password from a user that's not longer at our university and doesn't use the account anymore (the account still works, but there's nothing to see there). | ||
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hifriend
China7935 Posts
When I was 14 I was working at a café for a little while and some hot customer way older than me wanted to ask me when we were closing. Unfortunately the swedish word for SIX is... SEX which is the swedish word for sex as well. Conversation went like this: her "sex?" me "umm what sorry?" her "sex?" me "wha... sorry I don't know what you're talking about??" *starts sweating* her "... the closing time.... nothing else..." me "oh ok sorry no sorry we're closing at 5 sorry" *runs for the back kitchen* | ||
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
Me and several friends are sitting in a basement watching a movie. We make a big bowl of popcorn and are sharing it but since I'm in the middle it's in my lap and everyone's just reaching for it. Well it's pretty dark and I set the bowl down to reposition myself, the guy on my left doesn't notice... reaches for the popcorn in my lap and when he notices there's no popcorn there anymore we make really awkward eye contact and everyone bursts out laughing. | ||
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hifriend
China7935 Posts
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^ Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o) LOL TL wanted creepy, well, here you have it. | ||
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PUPATREE
340 Posts
On November 17 2010 22:41 garmule2 wrote: Back in freshman year of college, I was walking through the city after soccer practice and some chick in running clothes on the other side of the street started to run. I'm in soccer gear, so i'm like, hey ok, let's run. Then she started going faster and I was like - are you racing me? I will so beat you! And she went faster til we were both running really fast on opposite sides of the street. I was like, this is awesome, spontaneous race! Who is this awesome girl?... and then she got to her dorm building and slammed the door open screaming. I'm still embarrassed when I think back on that... I like this very much. | ||
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jeebuzzx
Canada365 Posts
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Equinox_kr
United States7395 Posts
On November 17 2010 23:32 hifriend wrote: I had been unable to catch any sleep for various reasons and I was nodding off in a meeting at work (new workplace too) and then someone asked me something and I was like "SORRY WHAT WAS THAT?" but somehow it came out in a very loud and threatening manner and he just looked completely stunned and someone started laughing. wtf? :[ When I was 14 I was working at a café for a little while and some hot customer way older than me wanted to ask me when we were closing. Unfortunately the swedish word for SIX is... SEX which is the swedish word for sex as well. Conversation went like this: her "sex?" me "umm what sorry?" her "sex?" me "wha... sorry I don't know what you're talking about??" *starts sweating* her "... the closing time.... nothing else..." me "oh ok sorry no sorry we're closing at 5 sorry" *runs for the back kitchen* She was clearly into you! :D | ||
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Trotske
410 Posts
On November 17 2010 21:42 meeple wrote: Ahh... I HATE when you're talking about something weird and then there's a lull in the conversation around you and everything gets really quiet except you, so everyone hears something wayy out of context. like "I know, I know. See what I'm going to do is get my testicles laminated." -George Carlin RIP | ||
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ProjectVirtue
Canada360 Posts
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Supamang
United States2298 Posts
I think I kept that habit to some degree because other students tend to keep to the farthest part of the sidewalk when passing me at night. Some have the spontaneous urge to put their arm around the girl theyre with. Some even greet me nervously like "Hey there, nice night isnt it?" which is strange because random strangers never greet me during the day =\ | ||
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Danze
Australia219 Posts
He then started to speak about a fight that happened recently and why there should be no fighting at the school. He then proceeds to say "Two girls came running into my office to tell me about it. They were visibly shaken." He made a slight pause at that point. And ofc me being so sensitive to girls feelings and not possibly comprehending how people could be "Shaken" by that - said a little bit louder than intended "Oh for fuck sake". Well needless to say it was pretty embarrassing to hear a giggle then deathly silence as the entire school and teachers stare at you. 1 week of lunch times out the window ; / Another memory which to this day causes me to laugh spontaneously whenever I think about it. First class of grade 8 math. Our teacher has introduced himself and is making small talk to make us feel comfortable etc etc. The guy had 2 really obvious marks / dots on his forehead. And back then, we were pretty bad kids to teach. My friends were worse, they didn't let anything slip. My friend alex raises his hand and says "Mal, what are those 2 dots on your head?" The teacher replies "I don't know. they've been there for 18 years and they aren't coming off" Alex then replies: "Have you tried soap?" The class is torn between laughing and shock. Meanwhile I just lose the plot and piss my pants laughing. It's one of those you had to be there moments, but that memory will always be with me. | ||
BroOd
Austin10831 Posts
At the time, my roommate and I had this game of trying to one-up each other when we'd leave a voice mail message by leaving some funny or obscene message on each other's phone. It started off where we'd leave messages as crack dealers, bail bondsmen or law enforcement officials, and it just sort of grew from there. As it went along more of our friends started to get in on the game and it sort of evolved from trying to make each other laugh into trying to leave the most bizarre, depraved message possible. You might be able to see where this is going. One night after a party my roommate and I decided to do some "drunken ebaying" and spent about $50 on one of those voice changers that can manipulate the pitch of your voice. Needless to say, when it arrived we wasted no time leaving absolutely horrible messages on people's phones. I mean, this was some dark stuff. Well, in the giddiness and excitement of it all, I accidentally left a message on the phone of someone who wasn't privy to the message game. In fact, it was the number of a girl who'd just moved to town and was a friend of a friend. I'd helped her move in to her new apartment and made promises of showing her around town, inviting her when we went out, etc. Now, without going into too much detail, let's just say the message included the phrases, "eat your skin" and "never find your body". Not 10 minutes had passed before my phone was blowing up with people calling me asking me what the fuck was going on. The poor girl was scared out of her wits. She had immediately called her parents saying she'd made a huge mistake coming to NY and some guy she met wanted to kill her and he knows where she lives. Luckily our mutual friend lived next door to her and she was able to calm her down before she called the police. I apologized profusely and explained the whole back story, but she never really warmed up to me after that, which ended up being a blessing in disguise as she was a really obnoxious bitch. | ||
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Equinox_kr
United States7395 Posts
On November 18 2010 01:17 Trotske wrote: like "I know, I know. See what I'm going to do is get my testicles laminated." -George Carlin RIP Heh, that's funny because I had a meeting with my group for a project and everybody's talking to their partner (6 people in pairs) and suddenly most of us stop talking and this really super shy girl was apparently reading from one of the articles she found but all of us only heard, "I love to sext with my boyfriend." !!! | ||
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BearG
United States33 Posts
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BillyHardcore
Denmark104 Posts
After dinner, I was full, so I pointed to my belly, and gave it a clap. They weren't really familiar with english, so most of our communication was via hand and very simple words. He proceeds to stand up, and jump up and down a few times.. To signal the food should settle in my stomach, leaving space for more. I'm not entirely sure why, but when he does that, I think of manually pushing down the food, like for an instance with a small tube or something. My next gesture was emulating a blowjob more than anything else though. I meant to simply be pushing down the food  Needless to say, all 3 adults got funny eyes. | ||
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RiotSpectre
United States163 Posts
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SONE
Canada839 Posts
On November 17 2010 11:42 UberN00B wrote: Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised I bet you thought you were funny. | ||
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