On November 17 2010 07:42 -ty[r]ant wrote: nice man i like to practice my rapist impressions in class too
i lawled hard.
ive never really creeped any1 out like this but at work i came of as a douche when a girl was putting stuff away she asked where something went i told her where when she said she hated doing this job i just said "that sucks" and walked away.
i was having a very bad day.
we do talk sometimes now i helped her again after and wasnt a dick about it.
The worst is when you're staring off into space and then suddenly you snap back into focus and you realize you're staring at someone who's just realized you are seemingly-staring at them. D:
I take pride in the fact that every person I've creeped out has been the target of a conscious decision to do so. My go-to move is to look at the person in question. Once they turn and see me (if they aren't already), I make uncomfortable eye contact, and begin to slowly smile, keeping eye contact all the while. And by slow, I mean sloooooooow. Like, 20 seconds from ignition to completion.
Generally, my mission is successful, and the target is creeped out, but sometimes I giggle and it backfires. The number 1 rule is to maintain discipline when engaging in stealth-smiling.
I bought a new car and around that same time a coworker started noticing a car with the same make, model, color as mine driving around their neighborhood. Suspected me of stalking them - I don't even live in the same city.
I watch an action movie and I get all stoic and stone faced. That's pretty much all it takes, people tend to avoid me after that. Maybe when I think I'm looking like the terminator other people think I look like the una bomber.
One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside.
Last weekend I was at a bar and I was thinking profusely about something in the university. Doing so I kind of went blank and stared out into nothing. I was apperently also looking rather angry with my brows furrowed. I didn't realise I was staring madly in the direction of a guys head, and he thought I was gonna go and hit him or something. So he came over and was really terrified and apologized (for what I have no idea). I didn't realise I could look scary, I'm not a big fellow or anything. I explained to him after that, that I was just staring blankly but he was still kinda freaked out and overly polite.
I have this habit of falling asleep with my eyes open. Like, wide open. I can be at a party, holding a drink, totally asleep while people talk to me and I just kind of mumble back. It's also really awkward when it happens in bed with a girl; can you imagine waking up and seeing the guy you're in bed with just staring at you? But yeah, it's never caused any breakups or anything, just a little creepy.
A few minutes ago I just called a friend who have a similar name to my girlfriend and called her "My love". I'm pretty sure she was creeped out as hell. I only noticed the confusion after I hung up.
I was ringing up a customer at work. While she was digging through her purse for her credit card, I spaced out. Turned out I ended up staring right at her infant child, right in the eyes. I didn't notice, so I didn't break eye contact. I eventually snapped to when the kid started crying.
On November 17 2010 07:48 Maedi wrote: The worst is when you're staring off into space and then suddenly you snap back into focus and you realize you're staring at someone who's just realized you are seemingly-staring at them. D:
I do this once a month or more.
The best one I've done without meaning to was when I was watching a movie in the cinema, think it was speed 2. It entered an action scene with a boat crashing into a harbor. You are supposed to wonder if they will survive and so on. I laughed out loud, really loudly, during that entire suspenseful scene. It was just so overdone that it went into parody realm.
On November 17 2010 07:48 Maedi wrote: The worst is when you're staring off into space and then suddenly you snap back into focus and you realize you're staring at someone who's just realized you are seemingly-staring at them. D:
Basically this. I'm staring randomly at the window in my English class, and one of the girls that sit near me thinks im giving her an evil stare.
On November 17 2010 08:33 Cel.erity wrote: I have this habit of falling asleep with my eyes open. Like, wide open. I can be at a party, holding a drink, totally asleep while people talk to me and I just kind of mumble back. It's also really awkward when it happens in bed with a girl; can you imagine waking up and seeing the guy you're in bed with just staring at you? But yeah, it's never caused any breakups or anything, just a little creepy.
I do this too! never happened in party I think, but I've heard from my ex that I sometimes sleep with eyes open.
Once I wasn't paying attention at who I was texting, I thought the last person to text me was my gf, but it wasn't, it was my co-worker. So basically, my gf and I usually play around about like killing each other after we say something stupid. Well I text back my co-worker by mistake and had written in the text message: "I'm going to stab you for being stupid." Yea, after that she never text me till she got comfortable with me again and basically proved to her that I meant to text my gf. Pretty awkward...
When I was in high school, I realized I had this inate ability to read people, and could often creeo people out by telling them I knew things about them they never told me. At one point, I made a money making game out of it on my bus, where I would tell random people 20 things about them they wouldn't think I'd know, after sutting next to, and talking to them for 1 bus ride. I had 3 strikes, and if I didn't strike out, they'd give me 5 bucks. Needless to say I was the creepiest kid ever to a lot of people. On the other hand, it got me 2 girlfriends, and a full-time job as "AIM Relationship Therapist".
On November 17 2010 08:33 Cel.erity wrote: I have this habit of falling asleep with my eyes open. Like, wide open. I can be at a party, holding a drink, totally asleep while people talk to me and I just kind of mumble back. It's also really awkward when it happens in bed with a girl; can you imagine waking up and seeing the guy you're in bed with just staring at you? But yeah, it's never caused any breakups or anything, just a little creepy.
Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised
LOL these stories. One time I followed this guy that looked exactly like a friend. I was calling out his name and noticed he walked faster. I was following him laughing, thinking he was walking faster as a joke.. What a creeper I was lol
Chemistry class, first period of the day in the middle of my Junior year of High School. I zone out, because I didn't sleep much the night before but I know that the teacher will be pissed if I go to sleep. Three minutes pass, the bell for class has not rung yet.
A girl sits in front of me to the left, exactly where I am staring. She turns around and talks to her friend. She then looks toward me. She claps. Huge tits. I become aware of what was presented to me. She's pissed.
She was the soccer manager. I was a soccer player. She gives me crap for a month about it.
I do that staring thing so much. There's a girl in my macroeconomics class with huge knockers who sits kinda in front of me and at an angle. I catch myself mindlessly staring at her almost once a week, and she always looks at me nervously. She's also begun wearing more concealing sweaters with each passing week. I feel so bad, but I don't know how to apologize to her. "Sorry for staring at your cans, I didn't mean to, honest!"...?
As I handed it back to her I looked her straight in the eyes, gave a blank stare... and said in a really low voice... "Now you owe me..."
i laughed really hard at that, and have to try it sometime lol.
ya, i do the blank-stare into space / be in deep thought only to realize i was eye balling some girl across the room without noticing. or if i dont want to look down at my homework during class, ill just kind of hold the paper up and the girl infront of me thinks im looking her, so she looks at me, and cause of that i immediately look at her, and it just confirms it for her... if that makes sense
On November 17 2010 07:48 Maedi wrote: The worst is when you're staring off into space and then suddenly you snap back into focus and you realize you're staring at someone who's just realized you are seemingly-staring at them. D:
i do this all the time on the bus, then i suddenly realize im staring at some girls chest and shes giving me really really dirty looks
On November 17 2010 08:15 Corrupt wrote: One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside.
If done something similar before, lol. Its pretty funny. The other people just look at you with dread in there eyes. I felt so bad that i had to re-assure them I wasnt going to stab them. haha.
When I was like, 10 years old I was down the park kicking a ball around when I saw my neighbor(at least I thought it was)walking away with his back facing me. So i sneak up on him and push him to the ground and start laughing. It wasn't my neighbor O_O.
On November 17 2010 08:33 Cel.erity wrote: I have this habit of falling asleep with my eyes open. Like, wide open. I can be at a party, holding a drink, totally asleep while people talk to me and I just kind of mumble back. It's also really awkward when it happens in bed with a girl; can you imagine waking up and seeing the guy you're in bed with just staring at you? But yeah, it's never caused any breakups or anything, just a little creepy.
Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised
I was sitting on a bench at school waiting for class to start. I had my hood up and the headset with an earpiece and microphone you can use for your cell phone so my phone was in my pocket and my hands were just cupped in front of me and you couldn't see the headset or wire because it was under my hoodie.
He was talking about one of his classes and said "Why do I always fail these quizzes?" right when he asked that 2 girls walked by and instinctively I looked and made eye contact with them while answering his question by saying "Because you touch yourself at night." They sped off pretty fast.
Sometimes in 3v3, on that map with the 2 destructible rock naturals, I get my second hatch up too early and the creep covers my partner's expo... and they get all angry and stuff
i'm gonna tell a story about someone who creeps me out when he doesn't mean to (maybe he does, who knows). one of the guys i work with always touches me in weird ways (LET ME EXPLAIN, LOL, NO ASSUMPTIONS!). we're lifeguards, and one day i was setting up the deck, and he walks by. I say whats up, and then he says, "smile!" (I naturally appear stoic) and starts poking my stomach. and this is in front of parents sitting in the viewing gallery. first time, kind of creepy, i decided to think nothing of it. next i'm at work, and he decides to come up and hug me as i say hi to everyone coming in. as he hugs me, i give the freaked out look over the shoulder to all the other staff. next, we happen to be on the same bus, and he comes to me, says "you look sad", and starts saying "tickle, tickle" and starts trying to tickle my belly. i become noticeably uncomfortable at this point, so he stops....THEN HE FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN!! god, people are giving weird stares and shit, i feel violated. my friends at work see it too, and find it hilarious. NOT COOL! idk whats up with him, maybe he's hitting on me, but it's creeping the shit out of me, because i think it's in good spirit.
what i do is stare at someone wait for them to look back at me and continue to stare at them i know this isn't you're point but i think it's funny to see when they keep checking back over and over. =D
On November 17 2010 08:15 Corrupt wrote: One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside.
oh god xD I laughed so hard at this. just wondering, what do you use the knife for?
On November 17 2010 08:33 Cel.erity wrote: I have this habit of falling asleep with my eyes open. Like, wide open. I can be at a party, holding a drink, totally asleep while people talk to me and I just kind of mumble back. It's also really awkward when it happens in bed with a girl; can you imagine waking up and seeing the guy you're in bed with just staring at you? But yeah, it's never caused any breakups or anything, just a little creepy.
Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised
Reread it. It's not what you think it is. He wrote it correctly, you must have simply read it wrong. He obviously switched to the perspective of the girl, why would he be the one to be surprised by him sleeping with his own eyes open?
On November 17 2010 12:38 eLiE wrote: i'm gonna tell a story about someone who creeps me out when he doesn't mean to (maybe he does, who knows). one of the guys i work with always touches me in weird ways (LET ME EXPLAIN, LOL, NO ASSUMPTIONS!). we're lifeguards, and one day i was setting up the deck, and he walks by. I say whats up, and then he says, "smile!" (I naturally appear stoic) and starts poking my stomach. and this is in front of parents sitting in the viewing gallery. first time, kind of creepy, i decided to think nothing of it. next i'm at work, and he decides to come up and hug me as i say hi to everyone coming in. as he hugs me, i give the freaked out look over the shoulder to all the other staff. next, we happen to be on the same bus, and he comes to me, says "you look sad", and starts saying "tickle, tickle" and starts trying to tickle my belly. i become noticeably uncomfortable at this point, so he stops....THEN HE FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN!! god, people are giving weird stares and shit, i feel violated. my friends at work see it too, and find it hilarious. NOT COOL! idk whats up with him, maybe he's hitting on me, but it's creeping the shit out of me, because i think it's in good spirit.
People do this shit all the time. Tickling might be a little much, but in all honesty, if you gave a "weird look" I'd say a majority of the people would just think you're acting overly homophobic and making a deal out of something that isn't there. Literally, see this ALL THE TIME.
On November 17 2010 12:38 eLiE wrote: i'm gonna tell a story about someone who creeps me out when he doesn't mean to (maybe he does, who knows). one of the guys i work with always touches me in weird ways (LET ME EXPLAIN, LOL, NO ASSUMPTIONS!). we're lifeguards, and one day i was setting up the deck, and he walks by. I say whats up, and then he says, "smile!" (I naturally appear stoic) and starts poking my stomach. and this is in front of parents sitting in the viewing gallery. first time, kind of creepy, i decided to think nothing of it. next i'm at work, and he decides to come up and hug me as i say hi to everyone coming in. as he hugs me, i give the freaked out look over the shoulder to all the other staff. next, we happen to be on the same bus, and he comes to me, says "you look sad", and starts saying "tickle, tickle" and starts trying to tickle my belly. i become noticeably uncomfortable at this point, so he stops....THEN HE FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN!! god, people are giving weird stares and shit, i feel violated. my friends at work see it too, and find it hilarious. NOT COOL! idk whats up with him, maybe he's hitting on me, but it's creeping the shit out of me, because i think it's in good spirit.
People do this shit all the time. Tickling might be a little much, but in all honesty, if you gave a "weird look" I'd say a majority of the people would just think you're acting overly homophobic and making a deal out of something that isn't there. Literally, see this ALL THE TIME.
EDIT: accidental double postt
Trust, I'm not homophobic. We do all that masculine crap where you do weird shit to make people uncomfortable, but it's different with this guy, cause it feels sincere, like he wants me to smile. EDIT: AND THERE IS NO TICKLING INVOLVED. if my best friend did that to me, i'd be like wtf, get away from me. that really feels like an invasion of personal space.
On November 17 2010 08:15 Corrupt wrote: One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside.
oh god xD I laughed so hard at this. just wondering, what do you use the knife for?
What do you not use the knife for? I carry one around with me everywhere.
i hate when people just stare off into fucking space, or people keep looking back behind them and catch eyes with you while you're in class with them. Always seems like they want something from you, but most the time it's just coincidence.
On November 17 2010 11:47 pinenamu wrote: LOL these stories. One time I followed this guy that looked exactly like a friend. I was calling out his name and noticed he walked faster. I was following him laughing, thinking he was walking faster as a joke.. What a creeper I was lol
lol been down that road one to many times, ill wave at people, call out to them, pat them on the back and boy are people not very understanding
I don't know about you guys, but at any random time when I'm walking around alone, I think of something funny and just start laughing. The other day, I'm walking home from class around 5:15 pm and it's dark out. There weren't that many people around and all of a sudden I think of something my friend said and start laughing/smiling to myself. At the same time, I looked up, since I saw some girl heading towards me and wanted to see what she looked like, and made eye contact. Pretty sure that creeped her out a bit.
I was about 13 years old, getting picked up from school by my mum (thanks mum!) She drives a white toyota sedan, I glance at the number plate quickly, yep that's her!
So I tap on the boot (so I could put my bags in), but nothing happened. I tapped again, no response. I figured that she was listening to music and couldn't hear so I opened the door and hopped in, chucked my bags down and said 'HI MUM'.
Needless to say the lady in the car wasn't my mother, and I profusely apologised and left. D: Turns out only 1 character of the number plate was different.
On November 17 2010 13:01 Mellotron wrote: I creeped a few people out on accident when i showed them this video at my friends wedding reception last week:
On November 17 2010 12:35 synapse wrote: Sometimes in 3v3, on that map with the 2 destructible rock naturals, I get my second hatch up too early and the creep covers my partner's expo... and they get all angry and stuff
I blinked for a few seconds when I read this, then LOLed pretty hard.
On November 17 2010 13:07 Mellotron wrote: Yeah, i think its brilliant. Brilliant songwriting, brilliant animation.
You're fucking crazy. I would understand that you think it's brilliant and all, but did you even bother to think about what other people might think about it? I thought it was fucking creepy.
Edit - Jesus fucking christ. I keep thinking about this video and it is really god damn creepy. It's just sitting there in the back of my mind haunting me now.
On November 17 2010 13:07 Mellotron wrote: Yeah, i think its brilliant. Brilliant songwriting, brilliant animation.
You're fucking crazy. I would understand that you think it's brilliant and all, but did you even bother to think about what other people might think about it? I thought it was fucking creepy.
Edit - Jesus fucking christ. I keep thinking about this video and it is really god damn creepy. It's just sitting there in the back of my mind haunting me now.
Well you gotta understand, it was a hippy wedding, and everyone was stoned/drunk and dressed casual.
On November 17 2010 13:01 Mellotron wrote: I creeped a few people out on accident when i showed them this video at my friends wedding reception last week:
How can you show this video at a wedding reception and not expect to creep people out? I love it though, thanks.
I remember another one. I was inside a Walmart when this group of I dunno, high school maybe college age girls approached me (I was 25 at the time) and asked me if I had a condom. Without even thinking, I said "I have some in my car, do you want to go?". I assumed they were hitting on me, but I guess it was for a scavenger hunt. They exchanged nervous glances and walked away.
On November 17 2010 13:43 FecalFrown wrote: I was walking to class and I saw a buddy of mine up ahead, walking towards me. The day before he had shown me this video:
So as a greeting to him, I flexed my bicep and yelled, "SPURRIER!! YOU THINK VISORS ARE COOOOL?!!".
My vision isn't great without glasses, turns out I didn't know the guy at all.
Hahahahahahaha, just picturing that happening is hilarious!
On November 17 2010 08:38 vizniz wrote: I was ringing up a customer at work. While she was digging through her purse for her credit card, I spaced out. Turned out I ended up staring right at her infant child, right in the eyes. I didn't notice, so I didn't break eye contact. I eventually snapped to when the kid started crying.
I often creep people out when I am thinking of something else and just staring off in the distance. It's made worse by the fact the my lazy eye kicks in when I zone out...
Oh once, I accidentally got in a car that parked where my dad parks to pick me up, and their cars look EXACTLY the same. I got in and apparently, it wasn't my dad, it was some stranger LOL.
Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
I was talking to my friend about how someone had said "Im going to fuck Deahna" (a girl in my grade) so I say "X said" then enter a fat group of people and say "Im going to fuck deahna" to my friend everyone stared at me.
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Just because you can do it, doesn't mean you should, I want you to take a moment, think about anyone of your family members discovering this about you, think about any one of your friends finding this out about you, now think about how a perfect stranger discovering this about you would react...now, think about some kind of law enforcement agency learning this about you. Being a perfect stranger, even though you mean no ill will to these people, its fucking creepy as hell. Invasion of privacy might not mean much to the political/law enforcement agencies, but that doesn't mean it means nothing to most of the common people still living on earth.
Is this really the thread where I have to defend myself? ~~ It's not like I am constantly checking up on the emails or something, its just something I did last semester when I was really bored..and it's not like I'm telling anyone else about the private stuff from someone else.
I was talking to my friend about how someone had said "Im going to fuck Deahna" (a really hot girl in my grade) so I say "X said" then enter a fat group of people and say "Im going to fuck deahna" to my friend everyone stared at me.
Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Think you get 2 points, not only did you creep the girl out but me too!
Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Think you get 2 points, not only did you creep the girl out but me too!
I'm willing to bet he has gotten way more than two points. Seriously, how would you feel if someone did the same to you? It is just... weird.
Unless you are trolling this whole thread...
o.O
I honestly cannot recall creeping someone out when i didn't intend to, however sometimes i will play tricks that accomplish people being damn creeped out. Like for example about a month ago during civic elections when some campaign volunteer showed up at my door to "convince me to vote" as i was getting out of the shower. I was literally wearing nothing but the towel around my waste and i could see the was nervous, so i milked it. I told him that i wanted to vote but was uninformed and made him go over the platforms for each candidate three or four times to "ensure i could make an informed decision." Meanwhile, i alternated between flexing both of my pecs whilst leaning to the side of my door frame. Then finally, to top it off when he asked me whether i was going to vote, i lied and told him i was only seventeen. Serves the bugger right for spending his day bothering the hell out of random people.
Another example is anytime a couple starts getting too touchy feely while i am lifeguarding. I will tell them "this is a public place... blahblahblah, family facility" and i usually hear back something to the effect of "well, we can do whatever we want, like you said it is a public place." in which i love to respond to by simply staring and whistling. When they inevitably ask for some privacy, i charm back "well, this is a public place and i can do whatever i want." Very effective, to say the least.
Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Think you get 2 points, not only did you creep the girl out but me too!
I honestly cannot recall creeping someone out when i didn't intend to, however sometimes i will play tricks that accomplish people being damn creeped out. Like for example about a month ago during civic elections when some campaign volunteer showed up at my door to "convince me to vote" as i was getting out of the shower. I was literally wearing nothing but the towel around my waste and i could see the was nervous, so i milked it. I told him that i wanted to vote but was uninformed and made him go over the platforms for each candidate three or four times to "ensure i could make an informed decision." Meanwhile, i alternated between flexing both of my pecs whilst leaning to the side of my door frame. Then finally, to top it off when he asked me whether i was going to vote, i lied and told him i was only seventeen. Serves the bugger right for spending his day bothering the hell out of random people.
Holy shit, this is fucking brilliant. My hat goes off to you.
Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Think you get 2 points, not only did you creep the girl out but me too!
I honestly cannot recall creeping someone out when i didn't intend to, however sometimes i will play tricks that accomplish people being damn creeped out. Like for example about a month ago during civic elections when some campaign volunteer showed up at my door to "convince me to vote" as i was getting out of the shower. I was literally wearing nothing but the towel around my waste and i could see the was nervous, so i milked it. I told him that i wanted to vote but was uninformed and made him go over the platforms for each candidate three or four times to "ensure i could make an informed decision." Meanwhile, i alternated between flexing both of my pecs whilst leaning to the side of my door frame. Then finally, to top it off when he asked me whether i was going to vote, i lied and told him i was only seventeen. Serves the bugger right for spending his day bothering the hell out of random people.
Holy shit, this is fucking brilliant. My hat goes off to you.
I used to do similar things with the Jehovah's Witness/Missionaries that would make there rounds. I say used to, because they started skipping my door.
Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Think you get 2 points, not only did you creep the girl out but me too!
yeah, i don't trust school networks for that reason.
On November 17 2010 14:34 snorlax wrote: I was talking to my friend about how someone had said "Im going to fuck Deahna" (a really hot girl in my grade) so I say "X said" then enter a fat group of people and say "Im going to fuck deahna" to my friend everyone stared at me.
u should have said "X said that he was going to fuck deahna" ^^
On November 17 2010 12:35 synapse wrote: Sometimes in 3v3, on that map with the 2 destructible rock naturals, I get my second hatch up too early and the creep covers my partner's expo... and they get all angry and stuff
Most relevant post in this thread. The rest of you failed.
The only creeping I've ever done is the staring thing, when I'm really tired.
On November 17 2010 08:37 VIB wrote: A few minutes ago I just called a friend who have a similar name to my girlfriend and called her "My love". I'm pretty sure she was creeped out as hell. I only noticed the confusion after I hung up.
rofl I do this all the time. The girls just got used to it
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
The OP said in his post to recount times when you accidentally creeped someone out. What you did, you did on purpose, and trust me it's extremely creepy. Actually it's worse than creepy, it's borderline on several things, including neurotic. Like what you're doing sounds to me like a legitimate psychological problem, and it's even worse because you don't seem to find anything wrong with your extremely aberrant behavior. If you aren't trolling, I'd strongly suggest seeing some sort of psychotherapist before this behavior becomes a bigger issue in your life.
Good god, you're reading waaaaaaaay too much into this. I repeat, it's not something I do on a regular basis, I just did some reading last semester, it's not like the first thing I do when I come home is checking up on new 'stuff' that people do. Please stop talking about psychological crap, I don't care about the stuff that I read there. Edit : I also didn't creep her out on purpose, it's not like I am stalking here and jumping out of a bush and asking her how her semester abroad was. I just met her while walking to university and as she was walking next to a friend of mine I asked her how her semester in Hawai was, so again, please don't confuse things here and assuming things that are not true.
I was pulling up outside a cafe to pick up my sister cus we were having a movie night at my place. I saw her waiting outside, but only from behind so I pull up and say "So you need a lift to my place tonight Alex?" She turns around and it totally wasn't my sister! She was pretty creeped out, to make matters worse after explaining to her that she just looked like my sister from behind I found out HER name was also Alex. Just added to how creeped out she felt.
On November 17 2010 07:48 Aeres wrote: I take pride in the fact that every person I've creeped out has been the target of a conscious decision to do so. My go-to move is to look at the person in question. Once they turn and see me (if they aren't already), I make uncomfortable eye contact, and begin to slowly smile, keeping eye contact all the while. And by slow, I mean sloooooooow. Like, 20 seconds from ignition to completion.
Generally, my mission is successful, and the target is creeped out, but sometimes I giggle and it backfires. The number 1 rule is to maintain discipline when engaging in stealth-smiling.
I use a different version of this. I make eye contact with a person and smile at them and keep staring until i get a response. If they look away, they're probably creeped out. If they smile, based on the rules I just made a new friend.
On November 17 2010 16:05 drsnuggles wrote: Good god, you're reading waaaaaaaay too much into this. I repeat, it's not something I do on a regular basis, I just did some reading last semester, it's not like the first thing I do when I come home is checking up on new 'stuff' that people do. Please stop talking about psychological crap, I don't care about the stuff that I read there. Edit : I also didn't creep her out on purpose, it's not like I am stalking here and jumping out of a bush and asking her how her semester abroad was. I just met her while walking to university and as she was walking next to a friend of mine I asked her how her semester in Hawai was, so again, please don't confuse things here and assuming things that are not true.
This is the part that I think creeped people out the most:
"After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^"
Because you very clearly have invested a great deal of time into this whole thing, which is certainly not healthy lol
Yeah, i think my original post was a little bit exaggerating, 'a great deal of time' should translate into 5-6 hours divided into 2 afternoons in my last semester, haven't logged in since 2-3 months or so. end of story :o
One time some Mormons were in our neighborhood following 2006 Halloween, my brother got out his devil looking costume, and I went to the garage and got a rusty pitch fork and our mothers Baba Yaga(+ Show Spoiler +
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga
) facemask. When they were near to coming to our house, my brother walked in predator fashion with a pitchfork in front of the Mormons and then paced back to the house. Never saw them again.
I was once walking home at like 9:00 PM when I see my roommate's car coming. So I'm like, sweet now I can get a ride the rest of the way home. I step in front of the car a bit to let him know it's me (it was pretty dark so he may not have recognized me otherwise). And it stops and I open the door and get in the front seat. Needless to say it's some random girl, and there are like 3 people in the back.
i like to give small children crazy wide eyed looks when their parents aren't looking. Sometimes I catch myself before I start when I realize the child is old enough to tell on me
Haha, golden thread. I don't post often on TL but I do love reading some of the threads, and this might be my favorite.
My only example of unintentional creeping occurs fairly regularly, but it's not my fault!
Let me explain.
To set the stage of the best example of this accidental creepishness: I was in undergrad, attending an environmental soil chemistry lecture. My professor, poor guy, had a very bad stutter. He was a very kind, intelligent man, and an enthusiastic teacher, but man, if ANYTHING unexpected came up, his speech would be derailed for tens of seconds. I mean, even someone raising their hand to ask a question or something would m-m-m-make him stu-stu-stutter for several sentences.
On to my creepishness. I have this weird habit that I think I've developed from paying rapt attention to video games and/or movies...and that is if something happens that will make me want to blink while I'm trying to visually pay attention, I will only blink one eye at a time--or just one eye at all.
So, this professor was giving a pre-exam review session and I was trying to pay attention. He happened to look at me at the exact instant something flew into my right eye, and I blinked...just the one eye... I winked at him. A male undergraduate, winking at his professor shortly before a test. The prof flew into an irreparable stutter for longer than I've ever heard anyone stutter for. It was terrible. The class had no idea what happened--usually there was a visible reason for his stutters, and this episode was worse than any other but with seemingly no cause. Only I knew my accidental crime, and after the professor finally was able to speak coherently again and the review session was over, I just quickly walked out of the room. I was too embarrassed to speak with him one-on-one ever again, even to just explain that I wasn't actually trying to seduce him or fuck with his lecture or anything.
On November 17 2010 07:48 Aeres wrote: I take pride in the fact that every person I've creeped out has been the target of a conscious decision to do so. My go-to move is to look at the person in question. Once they turn and see me (if they aren't already), I make uncomfortable eye contact, and begin to slowly smile, keeping eye contact all the while. And by slow, I mean sloooooooow. Like, 20 seconds from ignition to completion.
Generally, my mission is successful, and the target is creeped out, but sometimes I giggle and it backfires. The number 1 rule is to maintain discipline when engaging in stealth-smiling.
I use a different version of this. I make eye contact with a person and smile at them and keep staring until i get a response. If they look away, they're probably creeped out. If they smile, based on the rules I just made a new friend.
I also have my own version. I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time, and we were doing it missionary (relevant!). So she closes her eyes and kinda leans her head in a direction away from my face, and I take this time to make the biggest rape face grin imaginable. It was hard to hold, but as soon as she looked at me again she was like "OMFG STOP!". I laughed so uncontrollably we had to stop for a minute to regain my composure.
On November 17 2010 07:48 Aeres wrote: I take pride in the fact that every person I've creeped out has been the target of a conscious decision to do so. My go-to move is to look at the person in question. Once they turn and see me (if they aren't already), I make uncomfortable eye contact, and begin to slowly smile, keeping eye contact all the while. And by slow, I mean sloooooooow. Like, 20 seconds from ignition to completion.
Generally, my mission is successful, and the target is creeped out, but sometimes I giggle and it backfires. The number 1 rule is to maintain discipline when engaging in stealth-smiling.
I use a different version of this. I make eye contact with a person and smile at them and keep staring until i get a response. If they look away, they're probably creeped out. If they smile, based on the rules I just made a new friend.
I also have my own version. I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time, and we were doing it missionary (relevant!). So she closes her eyes and kinda leans her head in a direction away from my face, and I take this time to make the biggest rape face grin imaginable. It was hard to hold, but as soon as she looked at me again she was like "OMFG STOP!". I laughed so uncontrollably we had to stop for a minute to regain my composure.
Anyway i have creep so many ppl in so many way(most of the ones you have told i have done), but actually the most creepy stuff i have live was creepy for me XD, so im driving to my home at 2:00am and i see a pal i hadn't talk to in so long and hes walking on the sidewalk, so i actually slow down and say: Hey Paul where you're going? This dude that looks so much like my friend tells me: hey there just walking a littel i can come with you if you like(with kinda a dirty look on his face...) So i freak out and just drive away with out saying nothing...
On November 17 2010 08:33 Cel.erity wrote: I have this habit of falling asleep with my eyes open. Like, wide open. I can be at a party, holding a drink, totally asleep while people talk to me and I just kind of mumble back. It's also really awkward when it happens in bed with a girl; can you imagine waking up and seeing the guy you're in bed with just staring at you? But yeah, it's never caused any breakups or anything, just a little creepy.
Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised
the perspective changes to a girl's. he did not switch sleep partners in the middle of the night (According to this story).
I make a lot of jokes that people don't understand so they just generally play the safe side and act offended when what i actually said was totally neutral
I'm a pretty fast walker and it has happened a few times when I'm out walking when it's dark outside that I'm catching up to a woman walking alone. As you are getting closer she starts walking faster so you can't really walk by her easily (sometimes picking up her phone), leaving you with the decision to creep her out more by starting to walk even faster (almost jogging) to pass her by or just keep walking behind her as if I'm following her. -_-
I was at work one evening and I work in the service industry, so people come and go all the time. Well one night this guy came in that I was so sure it was my friends dad that I told my co-workers that I was sure I knew them and that they shouldn't be so rude to offend him (The guy I was thinking of, well his wife has really bad MS and I was friends with his son, great people so I was a little peeved they'd be making jokes at his expense(He's one of those guy's who always looks frazzled)) So I go up to the guy to shake his hand and ask him how are you doing Mr. SoandSo. Low and behold it wasn't the guy I was thinking of but rather a gentlemen that was slightly mentally challenged who was completely bewildered by the situation. He still shook my hand, but replied I'm not who you're thinking of, I have no idea who that is. This was 2 years ago, I still hear about that incident to this day and that guy never came back again.
I think this was when I was 14-15 or so. One day I went shopping and my parents dropped me off, and they told me they'd be back in an hour. Well an hour passes and I come out of the mall, and I immediately see my parents car. So I get in, and started talking to them about what I bought and stuff. Then I glance over, and I see this FREAKED OUT OLD LADY, just staring a me. That was when I realized that this wasn't my parents car, but a random lady's. So I kinda just froze and after a while I said "well, sorry about that. I'll be leaving now" an slowly got out of the car. That was pretty embarassing haha.
I was having a conversation with two of my friend's friends at a supermarket, talking about the irrationality of some of the worries human beings have. As an example, I brought up how parents were silly to worry about things like kidnappers and child molesters, when statistically they should be worrying about their children suffering a drowning or electrical accident.
Anyway, as I was explaining, I took a small child's shoe out of my pocket and started tossing it to myself. The conversation broke down into a lot of nervous laughter as everyone wondered whether it was a funny situation, or a very very scary one.
(I have a habit of picking up dropped gloves/hats/scarves, and I had found the shoe on the ground and pocketed it earlier in the day)
On November 17 2010 14:24 snorlax wrote: I was talking to my friend about how someone had said "Im going to fuck Deahna" (a girl in my grade) so I say "X said" then enter a fat group of people and say "Im going to fuck deahna" to my friend everyone stared at me.
On November 17 2010 14:30 snorlax wrote: ----
On November 17 2010 14:34 snorlax wrote: I was talking to my friend about how someone had said "Im going to fuck Deahna" (a really hot girl in my grade) so I say "X said" then enter a fat group of people and say "Im going to fuck deahna" to my friend everyone stared at me.
I often stare into space then realize im staring at someone. Then they stare back at me. Then i stare back when theyre not looking for some reason. Then they do the same thing. Then we avoid each other for days. Does this happen to anyone else or is it just me 0_o.
I'm a medical student and I usually take the tram back home after dissections, reeking of formaldehyde. Also, when I'm called during that time, I have a habbit of describing what I just did in the most detailed ways. So I'm a massive 6'2 guy wearing small round glasses (I tend to call them "nazi scientist glasses") who reeks like hell and vividly explains how to cut eyes out or how it is really easy to cut someone in half if you saw through the discī instead of the actual vertebrae. I guess it adds up.
On November 17 2010 18:12 Waxangel wrote: I was having a conversation with two of my friend's friends at a supermarket, talking about the irrationality of some of the worries human beings have. As an example, I brought up how parents were silly to worry about things like kidnappers and child molesters, when statistically they should be worrying about their children suffering a drowning or electrical accident.
Anyway, as I was explaining, I took a small child's shoe out of my pocket and started tossing it to myself. The conversation broke down into a lot of nervous laughter as everyone wondered whether it was a funny situation, or a very very scary one. (I have a habit of picking up dropped gloves/hats/scarves, and I had found the shoe on the ground and pocketed it earlier in the day)
Not gonna lie, this is a very ... strange habit. Awesome situation though, if I was in a similar one I'd totally milk it with my best joke-kidnap anecdote and serious nervous laughing
I was sitting next to a girl in one of my classes, and idly scratched my leg while writing notes and made a 'hmmm' sound as I was thinking about something the lecturer had said. Noticed out of the corner of my eye that the girl was blushing hard and staring at me, so I stared back with a small grin and raised my eyebrows at her which made her look away all embarrassed like.
Turns out that my pants had folded in such a way so it looked like there was a giant penis bulge down the inside of my thigh and I was touching myself.
I once freaked out a girl who studied at may university. Met her at a party. I have a pretty good memory (and when I say pretty good i mean it), so I recalled having seen her before on a train, and more specifically, where she sat, what day and time it was, the color of her jacket and how the person next to her looked. Naturally, the conversation stopped there as the girl assumed I was stalking her. O_o
On November 17 2010 18:43 Electric.Jesus wrote: I once freaked out a girl who studied at may university. Met her at a party. I have a pretty good memory (and when I say pretty good i mean it), so I recalled having seen her before on a train, and more specifically, where she sat, what day and time it was, the color of her jacket and how the person next to her looked. Naturally, the conversation stopped there as the girl assumed I was stalking her. O_o
Lesson learned, I guess.
fuck that shit, some bitchez be bitchez, real woman be real women that simple. she just wanted dick and you gave her too much honesty lol.
One time I was in the department store, shopping with my sister. Then when we were at the clothes, we broke apart and did our own things. After I found the clothes I wanted, I was looking for my sis so we can move on together. I saw my sister looking at some clothes and doing that pressing clothe against body thing to see if it might fit thing, so I approached her from behind and said in a low voice "So do you think its big enough to fit?"
.....or so I thought it was my sister. She gave me the most freaked out look and zoomed away xD
Alright let me lead into this story with a tiny amount of background information. I work in a restaurant and have been working their for 3+ years. In restaurants you hear things that are generally disgusting but as I've been working here for a few years nothing fazes me ever. (Except for the one time someone licked my ear, that was odd)
So it was an exceptionally slow day and I didn't really have anything to do I was talking to two of the more attractive women that work with me. They kinda started talking more amongst themselves and I started to space out. There was one thing that just so happened to catch my ear to which I intelligently responded "Please don't shit on the floor, that wouldn't be really cool and I'd probably have to clean it up." She just so happened to be talking about being tired and feeling like she could just SIT on the floor. I didn't really talk to them for the rest of that shift >.<
On November 17 2010 08:33 Cel.erity wrote: I have this habit of falling asleep with my eyes open. Like, wide open. I can be at a party, holding a drink, totally asleep while people talk to me and I just kind of mumble back. It's also really awkward when it happens in bed with a girl; can you imagine waking up and seeing the guy you're in bed with just staring at you? But yeah, it's never caused any breakups or anything, just a little creepy.
Go watch Paranormal Activity. The girl wakes up in the middle of the night and just stood and stared at the sleeping guy.
A few weeks ago I was doing my laundry and after putting my clothes in washer, I headed back upstairs apartment. I live at the way top on the third floor, but for some reason I went to the room right under mine. When I came in, I noticed that the lighting/theme was a little different than usual. Little did I realize that I was in the wrong room. I see someone who freaks out and say "whoops" and leave. rofl fucking awkward
On November 17 2010 18:12 Waxangel wrote: I was having a conversation with two of my friend's friends at a supermarket, talking about the irrationality of some of the worries human beings have. As an example, I brought up how parents were silly to worry about things like kidnappers and child molesters, when statistically they should be worrying about their children suffering a drowning or electrical accident.
Anyway, as I was explaining, I took a small child's shoe out of my pocket and started tossing it to myself. The conversation broke down into a lot of nervous laughter as everyone wondered whether it was a funny situation, or a very very scary one.
(I have a habit of picking up dropped gloves/hats/scarves, and I had found the shoe on the ground and pocketed it earlier in the day)
On November 17 2010 12:38 eLiE wrote: i'm gonna tell a story about someone who creeps me out when he doesn't mean to (maybe he does, who knows). one of the guys i work with always touches me in weird ways (LET ME EXPLAIN, LOL, NO ASSUMPTIONS!). we're lifeguards, and one day i was setting up the deck, and he walks by. I say whats up, and then he says, "smile!" (I naturally appear stoic) and starts poking my stomach. and this is in front of parents sitting in the viewing gallery. first time, kind of creepy, i decided to think nothing of it. next i'm at work, and he decides to come up and hug me as i say hi to everyone coming in. as he hugs me, i give the freaked out look over the shoulder to all the other staff. next, we happen to be on the same bus, and he comes to me, says "you look sad", and starts saying "tickle, tickle" and starts trying to tickle my belly. i become noticeably uncomfortable at this point, so he stops....THEN HE FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN!! god, people are giving weird stares and shit, i feel violated. my friends at work see it too, and find it hilarious. NOT COOL! idk whats up with him, maybe he's hitting on me, but it's creeping the shit out of me, because i think it's in good spirit.
Wait, you are a guy, right? Haha if I were you (I'm a guy) and he tickles me on a bus, I will grab his neck and KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH FORCEFULLY and make wet slurping noises.
When I was in high school I was talking to a friend on the phone while my mother was talking to me at the same time. When he hung up I accidentally said "I love you" to him.
On November 17 2010 12:35 synapse wrote: Sometimes in 3v3, on that map with the 2 destructible rock naturals, I get my second hatch up too early and the creep covers my partner's expo... and they get all angry and stuff
On November 17 2010 19:27 Ghin wrote: When I was in high school I was talking to a friend on the phone while my mother was talking to me at the same time. When he hung up I accidentally said "I love you" to him.
The gay jokes continue to this day.
I do this ironically all the time. The best part of it is how it toys around with people I just met who I can see get uncomfortable and since I´m such a "Non-femenine" person they often get really confused. It´s really funny.
Back when i was 15 i was going home by bus from school with my best friend and on the next stop was always getting in that beautiful girl i loved to talk cause its long way home we used to talk a lot and we became really nice friends. And ofc my friend didnt like her AT ALL ! So he decided to kiss my on the cheek and said "waiting for you tonight" and left get out from bus. i made my WTF face and than starting laughing but i think ppl in the bus and girl i loved didnt get it (((((((((((((( it took my few years to conviced her that im not gay, hard work, hard work...
One night i went to pick my brother up from his (then) girlfriends house.. it was late and dark as is so happens at night. I was following another car to the village where she lived, not even paying attention, listening to my cd far too loud, and i pull in to the road she lives in, and the car infront stops dead infront of me on the turn of the corner.. So i have to swing around it and I'm like wtf ...
So anyway, I park my car outside her house and txt my bro, to tell him im outside and hurry his ass up. and the car is still sitting.. then it reverses and drives off. 5 mins later my brother still hasn't appeared So i'm still sitting there, in the dark with my car lights on, the car comes back... slows right down to a crawl and pulls up alongside me, and the woman in it motions to me, so I wind my window down.. and she asks " are you fucking following me?" (infront of her 3-4 yr old in the backseat) so i just let rip. WTF lady, you think im fucking following you,GTFO of here stupid bitch. and wound my window back up. she lived.. like 3 doors away from my brothers girlfriend >< but even still, what the hell.
So theres this girl i really like and ive made our situation so that she really is gonna go out with me eventually. (13 years old bro) She has told me on multiple ocasions im the funniest person she had ever met and flirts with meh alot. So yesterday i planned on asking her out . And i was walking with my best friend whos a girl and the girl i like come over and says hi. I thought she said it to my best friend and just walked away. She was actually talking to me and at this point i was almost running out of school i dont even know why. So after my friend tells me im retarded and she looked really bugged out and creeped for some reason. I LOLed.
A part of my humor is to act completely unlike my usual character. Such as to be overly rude or something when I have no reason to. I think a lot of people do this but sometimes without thinking I don't realize that they don't really know what my usual character is. It doesn't help that I kinda look like a mean SoB.
But yeah, I once surprised myself going like "How the FUCK would I know what time it is?" to a girl and she started crying. She was like 20 too so I really didn't know what to do with myself after that one.
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
i think you're lying. please go into further detail about how you 'invaded' the wifi and magically got access to email accounts and passwords without spending all day sniffing a bazillion packets and breaking the encryption on the passwords.
On November 17 2010 13:01 Mellotron wrote: I creeped a few people out on accident when i showed them this video at my friends wedding reception last week:
Oh my god I haven't finished the thread but had to reply to this. I saw that video during my first every acid trip, we had the TV on mute and it came on while we listened to our own music. It was the greatest thing we'd seen and we thought that it was made for us. Thank god we watched it without sound because that probably would have scared the shit out of me.
I was talking to some girl in my class and said "girls can be ficklle creatures" when she mentioned something a friend of hers did. I didn't realize that I shouldn't say that to a girl, since I sometimes say something like that to my (male) friends, but she got angry at me and didn't talk to me anymore for a while.
i was in the lift and the door was a mirror reflection, so i walked closer and started checking out my smile and all that... suddenly the door opens and a dozen people see me smiling close up......
Ahh... I HATE when you're talking about something weird and then there's a lull in the conversation around you and everything gets really quiet except you, so everyone hears something wayy out of context.
The worst example was at a party, for new years I think... and for some reason my friend had started with this "no homo" stuff... I think it started with saying something like "Man, I'm really glad to be here with you guys... no homo" Then he started expanding to things that had nothing to do with homosexual interpretations like "These nachos are delicious... no homo" then once we all got more drunk he did the other extreme and said (pretty fuckin loudly too) "I wanna rape you up the ass... " but at that exact moment everyone went quiet and you could hear him PERFECTLY across the whole room. And he was so embarrassed that by the time he finished off the "no homo" part everyone was laughing so it covered it up.....
Back in freshman year of college, I was walking through the city after soccer practice and some chick in running clothes on the other side of the street started to run. I'm in soccer gear, so i'm like, hey ok, let's run. Then she started going faster and I was like - are you racing me? I will so beat you! And she went faster til we were both running really fast on opposite sides of the street. I was like, this is awesome, spontaneous race! Who is this awesome girl?... and then she got to her dorm building and slammed the door open screaming.
I'm still embarrassed when I think back on that...
On November 17 2010 22:41 garmule2 wrote: Back in freshman year of college, I was walking through the city after soccer practice and some chick in running clothes on the other side of the street started to run. I'm in soccer gear, so i'm like, hey ok, let's run. Then she started going faster and I was like - are you racing me? I will so beat you! And she went faster til we were both running really fast on opposite sides of the street. I was like, this is awesome, spontaneous race! Who is this awesome girl?... and then she got to her dorm building and slammed the door open screaming.
I'm still embarrassed when I think back on that...
So much win in this post. Nothing like thinking the world is awesome and being proven wrong. been there, bro. :D
I was standing on the subway platform, saying bye to my girlfriend on the 5 train. Of course the subway gets held up, so I'm just standing there awkwardly smiling and waving at her for at least a couple of minutes. (GOD I"M SO AWKWARD.) Anyway, this whole time I'm staring at her, I kinda notice this woman in front of her is getting increasingly flustered, keeps looking at me then looking down, left, right, behind, etc. then back to me, then etc. I try to ignore her and just keep trying to make eyes with my gf, but then I notice she starts staring back at me with a smile. (AWKWARD X 1000) What the hell?? I try to keep ignoring her, but it's really starting to get to me how she's just not breaking eye contact and just has this silly grin on her face. I mean, she's not bad looking, but seriously, what the hell -- I can't stop staring at her b/c I don't want to break eye contact with my gf.
Thank God the subway finally started moving away. My gf told me later that after the doors closed, the woman said to herself, "I guess there really are people like that in the city..." (lol wtf?) No, lady, you just happened to be in-between me and my gf.
So I guess this is more a story of how I thought I would end up creeping someone out, but they ended up turning the tables and creeping -me- out.
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
i think you're lying. please go into further detail about how you 'invaded' the wifi and magically got access to email accounts and passwords without spending all day sniffing a bazillion packets and breaking the encryption on the passwords.
Well, it's rather easy, as we are sitting behind a proxy in our university: Every time we want to visit a homepage, you have to enter your password/username in your Browser. Apparently that information is not safe, and I used a program to extract that information at university and de-crypted it on my way home with said program. If you still don't believe, you can test it on your own, as I could give you the password from a user that's not longer at our university and doesn't use the account anymore (the account still works, but there's nothing to see there).
I had been unable to catch any sleep for various reasons and I was nodding off in a meeting at work (new workplace too) and then someone asked me something and I was like "SORRY WHAT WAS THAT?" but somehow it came out in a very loud and threatening manner and he just looked completely stunned and someone started laughing. wtf? :[
When I was 14 I was working at a café for a little while and some hot customer way older than me wanted to ask me when we were closing. Unfortunately the swedish word for SIX is... SEX which is the swedish word for sex as well.
Conversation went like this:
her "sex?" me "umm what sorry?" her "sex?" me "wha... sorry I don't know what you're talking about??" *starts sweating* her "... the closing time.... nothing else..." me "oh ok sorry no sorry we're closing at 5 sorry" *runs for the back kitchen*
Ahah I got another one I remembered too... although this time I was the one creeped out...
Me and several friends are sitting in a basement watching a movie. We make a big bowl of popcorn and are sharing it but since I'm in the middle it's in my lap and everyone's just reaching for it. Well it's pretty dark and I set the bowl down to reposition myself, the guy on my left doesn't notice... reaches for the popcorn in my lap and when he notices there's no popcorn there anymore we make really awkward eye contact and everyone bursts out laughing.
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
On November 17 2010 22:41 garmule2 wrote: Back in freshman year of college, I was walking through the city after soccer practice and some chick in running clothes on the other side of the street started to run. I'm in soccer gear, so i'm like, hey ok, let's run. Then she started going faster and I was like - are you racing me? I will so beat you! And she went faster til we were both running really fast on opposite sides of the street. I was like, this is awesome, spontaneous race! Who is this awesome girl?... and then she got to her dorm building and slammed the door open screaming.
I'm still embarrassed when I think back on that...
On November 17 2010 23:32 hifriend wrote: I had been unable to catch any sleep for various reasons and I was nodding off in a meeting at work (new workplace too) and then someone asked me something and I was like "SORRY WHAT WAS THAT?" but somehow it came out in a very loud and threatening manner and he just looked completely stunned and someone started laughing. wtf? :[
When I was 14 I was working at a café for a little while and some hot customer way older than me wanted to ask me when we were closing. Unfortunately the swedish word for SIX is... SEX which is the swedish word for sex as well.
Conversation went like this:
her "sex?" me "umm what sorry?" her "sex?" me "wha... sorry I don't know what you're talking about??" *starts sweating* her "... the closing time.... nothing else..." me "oh ok sorry no sorry we're closing at 5 sorry" *runs for the back kitchen*
On November 17 2010 21:42 meeple wrote: Ahh... I HATE when you're talking about something weird and then there's a lull in the conversation around you and everything gets really quiet except you, so everyone hears something wayy out of context.
like "I know, I know. See what I'm going to do is get my testicles laminated." -George Carlin RIP
When i was in grade 7 i took up foil fencing cause i always thought sword play was cool, kendo was too expensive, saber was funky, and foil just overall looked more technical which appealed to me at that age. After a couple months, a korean girl showed up in our class, and i owned her. Being the crazy kid i was, i loved making the lunges hurt so my favorite was a really fast step lunge to the chest. Now on the girl, i had no "sympathy" for lack of a better term (i didn't know hitting the breasts is supposed to be equivelant to ball kicking until like...last year...and i'm in 2nd year uni...). So i made her cry just from, the constant attacks. Another 6 months later, pow, this same girl was in my grade 8 class and when she was giving her introduction and she saw me, she teared up and walked away again. She avoided me for the next 2 years xD
There was this one quarter where I was taking a class with a friend and we grouped up for the group project. We had to meet up a lot and he lived kinda near campus, but in a very sketchy spot especially at night. Basically everyone who got robbed or whatnot usually happened in that area. I had to bring my laptop to his place (there were fleas at my place so we agreed to work on it at his apartment) at night so I would always either wear my puffy jacket or my hoodie with the hood up when I walked there. At the same time, Id keep my other hand in my pocket, hunch over, and make myself look like i had a stick up my ass to minimize the chance of being jumped by someone.
I think I kept that habit to some degree because other students tend to keep to the farthest part of the sidewalk when passing me at night. Some have the spontaneous urge to put their arm around the girl theyre with. Some even greet me nervously like "Hey there, nice night isnt it?" which is strange because random strangers never greet me during the day =\
Ah I remember one. In grade 10, the entire school was sitting at what we call an "assembly". Basically everybody sits together in one big hall / room whilst the principal makes important announcements etc etc. The principal would go on forever and I would usually get frustrated during these assemblies.
He then started to speak about a fight that happened recently and why there should be no fighting at the school. He then proceeds to say "Two girls came running into my office to tell me about it. They were visibly shaken." He made a slight pause at that point. And ofc me being so sensitive to girls feelings and not possibly comprehending how people could be "Shaken" by that - said a little bit louder than intended "Oh for fuck sake".
Well needless to say it was pretty embarrassing to hear a giggle then deathly silence as the entire school and teachers stare at you. 1 week of lunch times out the window ; /
Another memory which to this day causes me to laugh spontaneously whenever I think about it. First class of grade 8 math. Our teacher has introduced himself and is making small talk to make us feel comfortable etc etc. The guy had 2 really obvious marks / dots on his forehead. And back then, we were pretty bad kids to teach. My friends were worse, they didn't let anything slip.
My friend alex raises his hand and says "Mal, what are those 2 dots on your head?"
The teacher replies "I don't know. they've been there for 18 years and they aren't coming off"
Alex then replies: "Have you tried soap?"
The class is torn between laughing and shock. Meanwhile I just lose the plot and piss my pants laughing. It's one of those you had to be there moments, but that memory will always be with me.
Haha some of these are great. I have a couple of really bad ones but the one that sticks out the most happened about 5 years ago.
At the time, my roommate and I had this game of trying to one-up each other when we'd leave a voice mail message by leaving some funny or obscene message on each other's phone. It started off where we'd leave messages as crack dealers, bail bondsmen or law enforcement officials, and it just sort of grew from there. As it went along more of our friends started to get in on the game and it sort of evolved from trying to make each other laugh into trying to leave the most bizarre, depraved message possible. You might be able to see where this is going.
One night after a party my roommate and I decided to do some "drunken ebaying" and spent about $50 on one of those voice changers that can manipulate the pitch of your voice. Needless to say, when it arrived we wasted no time leaving absolutely horrible messages on people's phones. I mean, this was some dark stuff. Well, in the giddiness and excitement of it all, I accidentally left a message on the phone of someone who wasn't privy to the message game. In fact, it was the number of a girl who'd just moved to town and was a friend of a friend. I'd helped her move in to her new apartment and made promises of showing her around town, inviting her when we went out, etc.
Now, without going into too much detail, let's just say the message included the phrases, "eat your skin" and "never find your body". Not 10 minutes had passed before my phone was blowing up with people calling me asking me what the fuck was going on. The poor girl was scared out of her wits. She had immediately called her parents saying she'd made a huge mistake coming to NY and some guy she met wanted to kill her and he knows where she lives. Luckily our mutual friend lived next door to her and she was able to calm her down before she called the police. I apologized profusely and explained the whole back story, but she never really warmed up to me after that, which ended up being a blessing in disguise as she was a really obnoxious bitch.
On November 17 2010 21:42 meeple wrote: Ahh... I HATE when you're talking about something weird and then there's a lull in the conversation around you and everything gets really quiet except you, so everyone hears something wayy out of context.
like "I know, I know. See what I'm going to do is get my testicles laminated." -George Carlin RIP
Heh, that's funny because I had a meeting with my group for a project and everybody's talking to their partner (6 people in pairs) and suddenly most of us stop talking and this really super shy girl was apparently reading from one of the articles she found but all of us only heard, "I love to sext with my boyfriend."
I went to an ATM while I was baked last year. I go back to get in my friends car, then I realized I wasn't trying to get into my friends car. The girl inside started freaking out. I said "oh wait, wrong car." I proceed to move one car over and get in.
I was having a dinner, with my Romain driver, his wife and 6 yr old kid. After dinner, I was full, so I pointed to my belly, and gave it a clap. They weren't really familiar with english, so most of our communication was via hand and very simple words. He proceeds to stand up, and jump up and down a few times.. To signal the food should settle in my stomach, leaving space for more. I'm not entirely sure why, but when he does that, I think of manually pushing down the food, like for an instance with a small tube or something. My next gesture was emulating a blowjob more than anything else though. I meant to simply be pushing down the food Needless to say, all 3 adults got funny eyes.
I work in a big hospital and I have to get around it quickly, so I'm a super fast walker. Sometimes I'll zone out and get right up behind people who are walking too slowly before I realize I'm making them nervous. Sorry!
On November 17 2010 08:33 Cel.erity wrote: I have this habit of falling asleep with my eyes open. Like, wide open. I can be at a party, holding a drink, totally asleep while people talk to me and I just kind of mumble back. It's also really awkward when it happens in bed with a girl; can you imagine waking up and seeing the guy you're in bed with just staring at you? But yeah, it's never caused any breakups or anything, just a little creepy.
Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised
On November 18 2010 02:41 BillyHardcore wrote: I was having a dinner, with my Romain driver, his wife and 6 yr old kid. After dinner, I was full, so I pointed to my belly, and gave it a clap. They weren't really familiar with english, so most of our communication was via hand and very simple words. He proceeds to stand up, and jump up and down a few times.. To signal the food should settle in my stomach, leaving space for more. I'm not entirely sure why, but when he does that, I think of manually pushing down the food, like for an instance with a small tube or something. My next gesture was emulating a blowjob more than anything else though. I meant to simply be pushing down the food Needless to say, all 3 adults got funny eyes.
I started trying to simulate that blowjob motion and started to laugh hysterically :D
In 7th grade a guy was talking about getting a tattoo and arguing with his dad about it. He said he told his dad "It' my body, I can do what I want with it." or something to that extent.
I meant to reply "He still "owns" you ie pays for everything you have." We were in 7th grade so obviously that was true.
Well, instead I replied "Well, he still owns your ass." Not thinking of the double entendre, he and everyone around took that pretty literally. I got some creepy stares and they all left soon after. Well, they weren't my friends so I never actually cleared that up with them.
And yeah, I do the staring into space thing pretty often. Sometimes I also get caught peeking a look which sucks. Come on, you can't dress like that and expect me not to look at least once. Don't look so pissed off when I do. Like when I'm in an escalator in the metro and the girl in front of me is wearing see-through leggings and her ass is right in my face... would anyone REALLY not look? Although admittedly I'm a bit too greedy sometimes ahah.
When I creep people out it tends to be knowing too much about serial killers, explosives, or hacking/ID theft.
I remember having a conversation with a roommate in a checkout line about the credit cards with RFID tags so you just hold it near the reader instead of having to swipe it. The cashier asked something and I ended up telling him about how you can get an RFID reader and just walk around in a mall and steal hundreds of credit card numbers just by being with in a few feet of them. He looked quite worried and asked why I knew this stuff.
On November 18 2010 03:25 NukeTheBunnys wrote: When I creep people out it tends to be knowing too much about serial killers, explosives, or hacking/ID theft.
So true. I watch a ton of documentaries on anything from history to any science to serial killers. I've learned to leave out that last part.
I was taking a cab out to the bars with my girlfriend and my roommate with her boyfriend, and I was sitting in the front seat. I reached back without looking to run my fingers along my girlfriend's leg. Now we'd been pregaming and my reaction time was a bit slow, but I suddenly noticed that the leg I was feeling was strangely hairy and I was making my roommate's boyfriend pretty uncomfortable.
Haha some of these stories are so hilarious I feel like sharing them, if it wasn't for the fact sharing stories like these is in itself a way to creep people out.
On November 17 2010 18:12 Waxangel wrote: I was having a conversation with two of my friend's friends at a supermarket, talking about the irrationality of some of the worries human beings have. As an example, I brought up how parents were silly to worry about things like kidnappers and child molesters, when statistically they should be worrying about their children suffering a drowning or electrical accident.
Anyway, as I was explaining, I took a small child's shoe out of my pocket and started tossing it to myself. The conversation broke down into a lot of nervous laughter as everyone wondered whether it was a funny situation, or a very very scary one.
(I have a habit of picking up dropped gloves/hats/scarves, and I had found the shoe on the ground and pocketed it earlier in the day)
This happens alot in class since our desks/chairs are old and squeaky, but when the chair you're sitting on makes a farting sound and you try to emulate it so no one thinks you just farted. I usually end up going full retard and fidgeting in the chair trying to make the sound happen again but it never does... T^T
I don't creep people usually... Well, not as much as I would think, though I have some weird habits.
One of them is to relate everything to the idea of suicide, as in "Oh, I'm so tired. I'm just gonna jump off the window" or something like this. The main problem with this is that I actually look so serious, most friends think I'm gonna do it from one day to another; their feelings seem confirmed by the fact my nearest friend commited suicide, by the fact I'm writing a book about the different ways of suiciding yourself with the exact consequences and problems of each of these ways, also because I never react to one's death, and usually I laugh at horrible murders and whatnot. They actually bought me a book on the beautifulness of life, warned my mom about my "suicidal tendencies" (I had also to convince her I'm not fond of dying...). And this was when I was happy; when I felt bad because my stepfather kicked me out and made me homeless, they just kept permanent contact to check on me.
The creepiest thing is, rereading myself, I DO find myself creepy. Eeeek. At least I have good friends ^^
On November 17 2010 23:32 hifriend wrote:Unfortunately the swedish word for SIX is... SEX which is the swedish word for sex as well.
wtf? How could this ever not be confusing?
Most (if not all) languages have this sort of situation where one word has multiple definitions, including English. As in English, the meaning is deciphered via context.
For example, if I told you I had pricked my finger, you would know I meant I had punctured it with a thorn or something, and not that I had stuck my prick into my finger. Context is all-important, especially in those cases where a word might have both tame and risqué connotations. You simply learn to identify the word or phrase with the most logical definition possible, regardless of whether you realize you're doing this. Therefore, if one Swede tells another he woke up at 6 AM, the other would just assume that the first didn't mean he was waking up at sex o'clock.
On November 17 2010 07:48 Aeres wrote: I take pride in the fact that every person I've creeped out has been the target of a conscious decision to do so. My go-to move is to look at the person in question. Once they turn and see me (if they aren't already), I make uncomfortable eye contact, and begin to slowly smile, keeping eye contact all the while. And by slow, I mean sloooooooow. Like, 20 seconds from ignition to completion.
Generally, my mission is successful, and the target is creeped out, but sometimes I giggle and it backfires. The number 1 rule is to maintain discipline when engaging in stealth-smiling.
Hahahaha.... Can't do it. I get like 5seconds in and lose it... I just picture myself making a troll face....
Well mine is not too bad compared to some of what I read here.
People always happen to walk into my office right after I farted. Like somebody is waiting for the precise moment right after I fart to come ask me something. I'm not like farting all day or something but occasionally after lunch or early after breakfast I gotta let one go. Nobody ever says anything about it, not yet at least. I just act like nothing happened.
On November 18 2010 02:19 BroOd wrote: Haha some of these are great. I have a couple of really bad ones but the one that sticks out the most happened about 5 years ago.
At the time, my roommate and I had this game of trying to one-up each other when we'd leave a voice mail message by leaving some funny or obscene message on each other's phone. It started off where we'd leave messages as crack dealers, bail bondsmen or law enforcement officials, and it just sort of grew from there. As it went along more of our friends started to get in on the game and it sort of evolved from trying to make each other laugh into trying to leave the most bizarre, depraved message possible. You might be able to see where this is going.
One night after a party my roommate and I decided to do some "drunken ebaying" and spent about $50 on one of those voice changers that can manipulate the pitch of your voice. Needless to say, when it arrived we wasted no time leaving absolutely horrible messages on people's phones. I mean, this was some dark stuff. Well, in the giddiness and excitement of it all, I accidentally left a message on the phone of someone who wasn't privy to the message game. In fact, it was the number of a girl who'd just moved to town and was a friend of a friend. I'd helped her move in to her new apartment and made promises of showing her around town, inviting her when we went out, etc.
Now, without going into too much detail, let's just say the message included the phrases, "eat your skin" and "never find your body". Not 10 minutes had passed before my phone was blowing up with people calling me asking me what the fuck was going on. The poor girl was scared out of her wits. She had immediately called her parents saying she'd made a huge mistake coming to NY and some guy she met wanted to kill her and he knows where she lives. Luckily our mutual friend lived next door to her and she was able to calm her down before she called the police. I apologized profusely and explained the whole back story, but she never really warmed up to me after that, which ended up being a blessing in disguise as she was a really obnoxious bitch.
My god I laughed so hard, seriously my sides started hurting lol =] Jesus man, that's gold :D
On November 17 2010 23:32 hifriend wrote: I had been unable to catch any sleep for various reasons and I was nodding off in a meeting at work (new workplace too) and then someone asked me something and I was like "SORRY WHAT WAS THAT?" but somehow it came out in a very loud and threatening manner and he just looked completely stunned and someone started laughing. wtf? :[
When I was 14 I was working at a café for a little while and some hot customer way older than me wanted to ask me when we were closing. Unfortunately the swedish word for SIX is... SEX which is the swedish word for sex as well.
Conversation went like this:
her "sex?" me "umm what sorry?" her "sex?" me "wha... sorry I don't know what you're talking about??" *starts sweating* her "... the closing time.... nothing else..." me "oh ok sorry no sorry we're closing at 5 sorry" *runs for the back kitchen*
Oh! This reminds me of a pretty On topic thing! Im also swedish and I´ve also worked at a Cafe. Anyways. This Cafe in Malmö (City in Sweden) is like the centre of Swedens Hippies. This is summer 09 when the song Svennebanan is "the shit". Svennebanan is a song from a great rapper (Who does some really shitty music nowadays however) called Promoe who is pretty hippie himself and it´s about Swedes in general and we call the typical swede "Svennebanan" which if you take it literally means "Swedish Banana". Anyways, He walks into the cafe when Im working there. Which in itself is pretty awesome. He orders a banana smoothie. Instead of telling him something like "Oh, dude! Ive listened to your music for half my life!" and being a normal person I say "Svennebanan smoothie?" very awkwardly. He doesnt get the joke at first. I have to tell him the joke again and he fakes a laugh. Never been in a more awkward situation in my life
On November 17 2010 11:47 pinenamu wrote: LOL these stories. One time I followed this guy that looked exactly like a friend. I was calling out his name and noticed he walked faster. I was following him laughing, thinking he was walking faster as a joke.. What a creeper I was lol
This happen to me today...there's too many people my college.
I was walking to my class and the escalators were packed and I see (i think i see) my good friend from behind I scream HEY GEORGE like 8 times and push people to get to him and it wasn't him
Yeah, I was on the phone with my girlfriend and another call comes in. So I tell my gf I'll call her back once I take this call (I get a lot of calls for work on my cell phone, so I always assume it's a work call) and she's like, alright. I go to pick up the other line but it stopped ringing. I assumed the caller hung up or w/e.
So I go back to my girlfriend and I'm like "Hey sweetheart" to see if she had hung up yet.
And one of my newest clients is like, "Er...hello?" And at that point I've like, fallen out of my chair and oh god it was so awkward. Apparently my cheek picked up the phone (touch screen phone FTL.) Of course this client was female and pretty damn good looking too. So, the next morning I was scheduled to go out to her company's office and do some work....totally dreaded that day. X_X
During my first year in the US I had many awkward moments trying to express myself while pretending to sound "cool". I worked at a restaurant and one of the waitresses was getting real flirty with me. So one time during my shift I walked up to her in front of everyone and asked something like "would you like to hang off?" - Excuse me? - I want to hang off with you - Okay... hang out? I heard some giggles around, face probably turned bright red.
On November 18 2010 03:25 Kurr wrote: Sometimes I also get caught peeking a look which sucks. Come on, you can't dress like that and expect me not to look at least once. Don't look so pissed off when I do. Like when I'm in an escalator in the metro and the girl in front of me is wearing see-through leggings and her ass is right in my face... would anyone REALLY not look? Although admittedly I'm a bit too greedy sometimes ahah.
The trick is not to be embarrassed.
It's creepier to run around naked in public than it is to stare at someone running around naked in public. Likewise, it's creepier to run around half-naked in public than it is to stare at someone running around half-naked in public.
On November 18 2010 03:25 Kurr wrote: Sometimes I also get caught peeking a look which sucks. Come on, you can't dress like that and expect me not to look at least once. Don't look so pissed off when I do. Like when I'm in an escalator in the metro and the girl in front of me is wearing see-through leggings and her ass is right in my face... would anyone REALLY not look? Although admittedly I'm a bit too greedy sometimes ahah.
The trick is not to be embarrassed.
It's creepier to run around naked in public than it is to stare at someone running around naked in public. Likewise, it's creepier to run around half-naked in public than it is to stare at someone running around half-naked in public.
When ever i catch someone looking at me that I don't know, I stare into their eyes raise one eyebrow and give my best pedo bear smile
Edit: Oh, just remembered a good one. Sometimes in my cooking glass my teacher goes off talking about a recipe or a work sheet we're suppose to do, and during this I zone out sometimes and I lock eyes on the garbage can at the front of the class. My teacher stops talking and a friend of mine, walks over to talk and leans over on my desk wearing a low cut top. She asks me something and I didn't even hear what she said, so I just nod my head and grunt. Then I zoned in and I realize that she asks me if I was staring at her cleavage. She gave me the classic "You pig" stare and she ignored me for the rest of class
On November 18 2010 07:53 Retgery wrote: When ever i catch someone looking at me that I don't know, I stare into their eyes raise one eyebrow and give my best pedo bear smile
I hope this isn't you creeping someone out without meaning to lol.
BTW I feel bad about this but I cracked up so much about the story earlier in the thread where the guy accidentally took his knife out and the woman in the car next to him locked the doors and screamed.
Today I was pulling on to my street and I noticed a car in the spot on the street where I always park mine (the entire street is literally open except for 1 driveway slot). I pull a u-turn, and pull directly behind the car which has some woman on the phone. I pull RIGHT UP to her hoping she'll just pull away so I can park by the path to my entrance like I always do. She doesn't move, so I eventually turn off the car, get out, and start walking. As I'm about to pass her car she locks the doors lol.
I was always doing alright in university without ever doing too much work which is basically because my memory (unless I'm in blow out mode) is pretty good. So I'm talking to a girl who's sitting next to her boyfriend with another female friend of hers nearby at the typical semester end party. I proceeded to tell them every single outfit, from clothes to jewelry etc. for the entire first week of the semester without a single mistake. (they double checked on facebook).
Later that night her boyfriend was fairly drunk and goes "dude, I get that my gf is a sweet girl and you can't do really anything if you have a crush on her.. bla bla... but keep the fuck away or it will end badly for you".
On November 17 2010 08:33 Cel.erity wrote: I have this habit of falling asleep with my eyes open. Like, wide open. I can be at a party, holding a drink, totally asleep while people talk to me and I just kind of mumble back. It's also really awkward when it happens in bed with a girl; can you imagine waking up and seeing the guy you're in bed with just staring at you? But yeah, it's never caused any breakups or anything, just a little creepy.
Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised
he's saying imagine you're the chick and you wake up with a guy staring at you...
Doesn't really fit the theme but it's the closest anecdote I have: I was riding on a bus and some woman was sitting in front of me. She just had that something about her that provoked bullying from within me. Like, something's bothering her, but she falls into victimhood. I had the urge to fart. I did, just for the lulz. Then I almost cracked up laughing as I observed her 'struggle' with the scent.
It's funny how some people draw actions from you that you'd never do around other people.
On November 18 2010 08:44 niteReloaded wrote: Doesn't really fit the theme but it's the closest anecdote I have: I was riding on a bus and some woman was sitting in front of me. She just had that something about her that provoked bullying from within me. Like, something's bothering her, but she falls into victimhood. I had the urge to fart. I did, just for the lulz. Then I almost cracked up laughing as I observed her 'struggle' with the scent.
It's funny how some people draw actions from you that you'd never do around other people.
I don't know man, even if you farted near a dieing bum you'd still be disgusting in my book
One time a girl friend of mine and I were at the mall in line to buy food or something. Anyways there was a couple right next to us in line and the guy was wearing the exact same sweater I was wearing at the time. Needless to say, she started playing around (touching) the guy's back thinking it was me. I heard a laughter and turned around to see my embarrassed friend, the guy looking bewildered and his girlfriend pissed off.
Another time, I was walking back to my dorm room from class. Anyways, I see a girl walking in my direction and giving me a weird look. I didn't even realize why she was giving me a stare until I noticed I had a mini umbrella tucked in my pocket in a funny position. It had rained earlier that day, so I had the umbrella and didn't even realize I had it in my pocket.
I have this really bad habit of observing people in large, crowded areas. Anyways it's always uncomfortable when they get pro timing and stare back just a second right after I look at them. Makes me feel like they're thinking that I've been staring at them the whole time.
Also it sucks when you're heading one way and the person in front of you is also conveniently heading in the same direction. I purposely start walking slower or just pass them in fear of them thinking I'm stalking them.
On November 18 2010 03:12 RiotSpectre wrote: I work in a big hospital and I have to get around it quickly, so I'm a super fast walker. Sometimes I'll zone out and get right up behind people who are walking too slowly before I realize I'm making them nervous. Sorry!
haha I did this the other night.
I got right up behind this guy without even realising it, he turned around really quickly and looked seriously freaked out. I just apologised and kept walking.
My mother likes to tell this story (a lot): apparently I started using complete sentences VERY soon after I started to talk. So whenever my mother would take me to the grocery store or something I'd say or ask things in proper, complete sentences. And it would freak people out. So much so that apparently one woman ran off after hearing me and came back five minutes later with three other people just to prove it had happened.
There was this weird guy in my college. I met him maybe once (friend of a friend) and saw that he was going to take summer classes as well so I befriended him because I didn't know anyone else taking summer classes. It turns out he lived in the suite right next to mine and he would come over to hang out because he'd get immensely bored. A few days after we all moved in, he got bored and came over but everyone was busy and stayed in their room. I went back to the room to do some hw for about an hour and when I went to the kitchen for some water he was sitting in the living room... kinda in the dark... with the TV off. I go wtf, and he says he's just bored so I just went back in my room to finish my work and when I came back out an hour later, he was still sitting there in the dark... doing nothing... and NO ONE else came out of their room once during this whole time so he basically sat alone in the room for 2 hours doing nothing (I can generally hear when people move around in the suite).
A few weeks later, everyone in the suite was hanging out in the living room, eating pizza, playing CS and smash brothers and when I went back to my room to get something, he was just in my room sitting on my bed (lights on this time). I was like... "WTF, is he trying to steal my shit?" but I realize that I don't really have anything to valuable steal with the exception of my wallet and laptop (which I had with me). Turns out he was looking for my nail clippers because I let him use it a week ago and I guess he didn't want to ask for permission again. (jesus you can just ask again)
It turns out that he is just socially awkward (which i can understand) but man what a fucking weirdo.
I work at a golf course, and on slow days I tend to either waste time on tl or do something insanely productive, because I hate sitting there and doing nothing. On the day in question, I went the productive route, and decided to take inventory of everything in the pro shop...a job that should technically get done monthly but in reality gets done about once a season. Anyways it is about a 3 hour time investment but I knew that I had 6 hours of shift left with minimal customer interruptions due to crumby weather that looked like it was just going to get worse, so I decided to go for it.
Now during all of this, my coworker was giving lessons to children. Like, intro to golf kinda stuff, and it was just him and about a dozen 8-10 year olds learning how to putt and how to hold clubs and whatnot. The lessons are only about an hour long, and there are 3 lessons a day, one for 8-10, one for 11-13, and one for 14-16, all one right after the other, so often times parents wait around in the building during the lessons, and many people have children spread across the three lessons, so the kids wait with them for their turn. On this day, one of the girls from the 11-13 year old lesson and her mother were hanging around in the pro shop while her younger sister had her 8-10 lesson, and I was just doing what parts of the inventory I could do without actually getting out from behind the desk I was sitting at.
So anyways, I get to the "Vokey Wedges" section of the inventory sheet, and begin counting the vokeys from their bag across the room from me. Now, this was difficult to do, since I was about 20 feet away and I not only had count how many there were, but I also had to distinguish between 2 different finishes on the clubs, so needless to say there was a lot of squinting, head tilting, and muttering to myself, but I got the job done. (also, I have a habit of biting my lower lip when I am thinking hard about something) So just as I finish, I see something move just to the side of the bag I had been studying very intently for the last 30 seconds, and realize it is none other than Breanne, the 11-13 year old girl waiting for her lesson, that had apparently just been bent over, facing away from me, tying her shoes. Now it didn't click in my mind what I had done until I saw her mother's face, which was wearing the expression that only a mother that just watched someone thoroughly mind-fuck their pre-teen daughter can muster.
Luckily, the mother was rendered entirely speechless by the event, but I have never felt more disgusting in my entire life.
Once i was walking on my way home, and there was this guy who was running on the streets, he looked just as a friend so i started waving on a stupid way. He started running way faster, so i realized that it wasnt him. I felt so incredibly stupid
On November 17 2010 19:27 Ghin wrote: When I was in high school I was talking to a friend on the phone while my mother was talking to me at the same time. When he hung up I accidentally said "I love you" to him.
The gay jokes continue to this day.
It's okay I intentionally say "I love you" to male friends all the time.
One night I decided to ask the bartender at my favorite bar for her number because I think she is cute. I dont remember seeing her before so I ask for her name. She replies "Ryan, I have been serving you Grizzly Brown [my favorite beer and the reason I go to this bar] for 2 years whenever you come in, how do you not know my name?"
So I go to an overnight church camp and it being my first camp experience I couldn't sleep and ended up staying up all night playing cards. During the day I get tired and find a spot in the chapel to sleep. Next thing I know, I'm opening up a tent with two girls in it. I look around and it looks like my tent but it's not. I apologize and zip back up their tent and my friends come up to me and are like "WTF? Are you ok?" It turns out I slept walked from the chapel out to the camp grounds.
What even weirder is that it had been raining and people left their shoes outside as to not track mud into the chapel / offices. During my sleep walk, I managed to find and put on my shoes among probably 70+ pairs, walk through the camping grounds which had a good amount of pine trees and big puddles of mud, and open up a stranger's tent before I snapped back to reality. I also picked up someones small bag which I just left near the shoes because I have no idea where it came from.
On November 18 2010 03:25 NukeTheBunnys wrote: When I creep people out it tends to be knowing too much about serial killers, explosives, or hacking/ID theft.
So true. I watch a ton of documentaries on anything from history to any science to serial killers. I've learned to leave out that last part.
Duh why the hell would anyone get creeped out if I know about serial killers? I can say I'm a Psychology major doing my doctorate thesis or something...~XD~
On November 18 2010 08:44 niteReloaded wrote: Doesn't really fit the theme but it's the closest anecdote I have: I was riding on a bus and some woman was sitting in front of me. She just had that something about her that provoked bullying from within me. Like, something's bothering her, but she falls into victimhood. I had the urge to fart. I did, just for the lulz. Then I almost cracked up laughing as I observed her 'struggle' with the scent.
It's funny how some people draw actions from you that you'd never do around other people.
Nah, its just you. Consult a psychologist about your bullying tendencies before you hurt someone. Jeez. What a creep.
The best story I got was that I was only a spectator, me my mom and my step dad were going grocery shopping in a crowded store, in a crowded isle. My mom is legally blind, (she can make out shapes ect, but has little to no depth perception and can't read unless its huge font), she had drifted down the isle from my step dad, and was trying to make her way back to him. She thought she had found him and put her arm around him and pulled him close. Of course in reality, she was grabbing some 70 year old man, as my step dad was farther down the isle. The man jumped, swore and walked away briskly with my mom apologizing behind. Looking back on it, I could of stopped the whole thing as I could tell what was going to happen, but it was too funny to not let it go.
Here are some tips for you creepers to try: - When someone you are staring at sees you, just blink a few times and continue looking blankishly at their general direction. Usually the person thinks you aren't actually watching them and the awkwardness is averted; - When you are in a hurry and there is some slow-walker blocking the narrow sidewalk in front of you, try to make some sound, like drag your feet a little or cough. The person in front will instinctively clear the way.
Smiling at someone or saying hi to someone I think I recognize but turns out to be a complete stranger. Moments like those feel awful awkward. I fucking love walking around like the guy from Assassin's Creed. I have an Adidas sweater with a massive hood that works perfectly for that. Unfortunately when taking back roads in the city when there's no other people around, people passing by me on the sidewalk must think I'm about to stab and/or mug them. If only I could wear my hood proudly and not be considered a potential criminal + Show Spoiler +
Not exactly "creeper" status but I bet I make people's hearts beat a little faster when they're passing by.
On November 18 2010 17:42 Kyuukyuu wrote: I introduced myself to the same girl three times. That didn't work out
Don't know if that counts as creepy or just annoying, but I once introduced myself to a girl twice in the same fifteen minutes, then again the next day. Rocky start.
On November 18 2010 17:34 dudeman001 wrote: I fucking love walking around like the guy from Assassin's Creed. I have an Adidas sweater with a massive hood that works perfectly for that. Unfortunately when taking back roads in the city when there's no other people around, people passing by me on the sidewalk must think I'm about to stab and/or mug them. If only I could wear my hood proudly and not be considered a potential criminal + Show Spoiler +
Not exactly "creeper" status but I bet I make people's hearts beat a little faster when they're passing by.
back then in middle school i told my friend you need to remove 3 ribs in order to suck your own dick to impress this girl that was sitting in front to me who seem to like me... after that she never let me play with her hair again. : (
During a birthday event at Outback Steakhouse, I asked if the birthday boy wanted to drink. It was getting very loud and I was basically shouting across the table, so I had to repeat myself. He didn't seem to know what I was trying to say, so I pointed to him and held my hand in a fist and tried to do a drinking motion with an invisible cup. Except it came out wrong and I was basically doing a vigorous shaking motion in front of my mouth.
He gave me a huge WTF? face along with some of my friends.
On November 17 2010 12:35 synapse wrote: Sometimes in 3v3, on that map with the 2 destructible rock naturals, I get my second hatch up too early and the creep covers my partner's expo... and they get all angry and stuff
bought new jeans, and they were pretty tight and i reached down to unstick my balls because they were pretty sticky take my hand out and some girl who was walking past just gave me the WTF look ... now that i think about it the fact that i could barely shove my hand in my pants since they were so tight probably didnt help at all..
On November 18 2010 02:19 BroOd wrote: Haha some of these are great. I have a couple of really bad ones but the one that sticks out the most happened about 5 years ago.
At the time, my roommate and I had this game of trying to one-up each other when we'd leave a voice mail message by leaving some funny or obscene message on each other's phone. It started off where we'd leave messages as crack dealers, bail bondsmen or law enforcement officials, and it just sort of grew from there. As it went along more of our friends started to get in on the game and it sort of evolved from trying to make each other laugh into trying to leave the most bizarre, depraved message possible. You might be able to see where this is going.
One night after a party my roommate and I decided to do some "drunken ebaying" and spent about $50 on one of those voice changers that can manipulate the pitch of your voice. Needless to say, when it arrived we wasted no time leaving absolutely horrible messages on people's phones. I mean, this was some dark stuff. Well, in the giddiness and excitement of it all, I accidentally left a message on the phone of someone who wasn't privy to the message game. In fact, it was the number of a girl who'd just moved to town and was a friend of a friend. I'd helped her move in to her new apartment and made promises of showing her around town, inviting her when we went out, etc.
Now, without going into too much detail, let's just say the message included the phrases, "eat your skin" and "never find your body". Not 10 minutes had passed before my phone was blowing up with people calling me asking me what the fuck was going on. The poor girl was scared out of her wits. She had immediately called her parents saying she'd made a huge mistake coming to NY and some guy she met wanted to kill her and he knows where she lives. Luckily our mutual friend lived next door to her and she was able to calm her down before she called the police. I apologized profusely and explained the whole back story, but she never really warmed up to me after that, which ended up being a blessing in disguise as she was a really obnoxious bitch.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL. holy shit I have tears in my eyes
On November 18 2010 17:42 Kyuukyuu wrote: I introduced myself to the same girl three times. That didn't work out
Don't know if that counts as creepy or just annoying, but I once introduced myself to a girl twice in the same fifteen minutes, then again the next day. Rocky start.
lol i hate this
i woke up next to a chick a few weeks ago and i asked what her name was, she wasn't amused
On November 18 2010 17:34 dudeman001 wrote: Smiling at someone or saying hi to someone I think I recognize but turns out to be a complete stranger. Moments like those feel awful awkward. I fucking love walking around like the guy from Assassin's Creed. I have an Adidas sweater with a massive hood that works perfectly for that. Unfortunately when taking back roads in the city when there's no other people around, people passing by me on the sidewalk must think I'm about to stab and/or mug them. If only I could wear my hood proudly and not be considered a potential criminal + Show Spoiler +
Not exactly "creeper" status but I bet I make people's hearts beat a little faster when they're passing by.
scary status actually if I seen a guy walking aruond like that I would laugh but be kinda scared that he might be a crazy lol
So I'm in the same math class as my flirt, so she's been teasing me the entire day, and she has also tickled me on the side of my belly, so I decided I'd tickle her back, and she goes "Don't touch me" And looks at me, making sure it was just a joke. But then I look up, and everyone looks at me, as if I'm some kind of rapist, sitting there, physically violating this poor girl, making her cry out for help
One time I was getting a ride to school with two buddies of mine. We were all in the back seat I was totally spaced out and had my arm comfortably resting on the arm rest. We were almost to the school before I thought "back seats don't have arm rests!". I look over and my buddy is soooooo freaked out, He's just staring at my arm, which is gripping his leg, and trying to figure out what he should be saying to me. I had even been sort of squeezing and releasing his knee the whole time. Hilarious in retrospect though.
Another time also on the way to school, I was driving and I saw a friend of mine crossing a parking lot. I decide to give him a little scare by peeling out and driving at him like crazy and blaring the horn when I get close. The kid hit the dirt in a panic and when he got up I realized it was not who I thought it was! It was another guy that went to my school that I don't really talk to very much. I felt so bad I gave him a ride to school. It was the most awkward drive ever. haha - I miss high school.
A girl at work yesterday said bye to me at closing and I responsed "Bye have a ngood ngmdbday"
Something like that. I was going to say have a good day but I realized halfway through that it was night so I tried to say night but then I thought that seemed too forced so I changed back to day and the result was like 3-4 seconds of jibberish mumbling. She just kinda looked away from me and just left.
On November 17 2010 18:12 Waxangel wrote: I was having a conversation with two of my friend's friends at a supermarket, talking about the irrationality of some of the worries human beings have. As an example, I brought up how parents were silly to worry about things like kidnappers and child molesters, when statistically they should be worrying about their children suffering a drowning or electrical accident.
Anyway, as I was explaining, I took a small child's shoe out of my pocket and started tossing it to myself. The conversation broke down into a lot of nervous laughter as everyone wondered whether it was a funny situation, or a very very scary one.
(I have a habit of picking up dropped gloves/hats/scarves, and I had found the shoe on the ground and pocketed it earlier in the day)
On November 17 2010 07:48 Maedi wrote: The worst is when you're staring off into space and then suddenly you snap back into focus and you realize you're staring at someone who's just realized you are seemingly-staring at them. D:
This. but than staring at some hot girl's boobs accidently. Multiple times.
On November 18 2010 11:21 Ordained wrote: One night I decided to ask the bartender at my favorite bar for her number because I think she is cute. I dont remember seeing her before so I ask for her name. She replies "Ryan, I have been serving you Grizzly Brown [my favorite beer and the reason I go to this bar] for 2 years whenever you come in, how do you not know my name?"
Not quit creepy but very very awkward.
Did you get her number?
So this one evening me and a friend were going to this burger place, and when we arrived he waited in his car (black eclipse) while I was getting inside to get our food. So I picked up the food and went back to what I thought was his car, got in, started talking about how "fucking cold" it was outside and was about to put the food midst the seats, when I turn around and see a mother and her two little children with big WTF faces.. just said sorry and ran out giggling. Turns out he had parked his car in the meantime. My friend thought it was hilarious.
On November 17 2010 08:15 Corrupt wrote: One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside.
Well I have too many stories to tell , but here is a mildly amusing anecdote that happened the other day . I was playing chess in this central town square type place , (shopping , bar district ) drinking coffee and what not , and this gorgeously-tantalizing female shimmies by in a tight dress . I am staring at her ruthlessly , and dont care who knows , it , she is slowly bouncing in all the right ways . Her curves would make a protractor prematurely find the supplement . As she disappears , we start to visualize idealistic-sex, marriage , then the inevitable divorce . But several minutes after she disappeared , she circles the block again , walking in exactly the same fashion , with the same self-orbiting-smile , while i am still in the process of disseminating my dissertation of what Kama-sutra chapters I would explore using her as a test subject , I stop her and say , " What , is there a glitch in the matrix or something . " (keyboard has no question mark sorry) In the best , serious , yet ironical voice I can muster . Well , I dont know if she heard what we were talking about ,has never seen the movie , or she was just stuck up , becuase I am at least some-what funny when i attempt it ; however, this women , did not even crack a smile at my beautifully crafted improvisational humor . She just looked at me like I was the creeper-captain , and continued to strut down the boulevard , following the sun toward the unknown .
I told a girl that she needed to get her roommate out more while in the same conversation I said I would like to come and see her dorm some time. She took it out as he wants to get me alone to rape me. It took a little bit of explaining to her that it wasn't what I meant but she didn't believe me so I played it off that English is my second language and my 1st is Spanish. Now every time she sees me she talks to me in Spanish, damn it so hard to keep up with.
On November 17 2010 08:15 Corrupt wrote: One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside.
Lol carrying around a knife isn't creepy at all.
Its not creepy, society is just afraid of everything now, even legitimate tools.
Granted if it was a switch blade or a butterfly knife, or any double blade knife, it is kinda creepy.
I have gotten many creeped out looks/scared questions when I pull out my 5in swiss army knife. Its hilarious to me because it would be such a poor weapon(takes forever, and is increadbly obvious trying to get the blade out)
On November 18 2010 19:14 dka wrote: During a birthday event at Outback Steakhouse, I asked if the birthday boy wanted to drink. It was getting very loud and I was basically shouting across the table, so I had to repeat myself. He didn't seem to know what I was trying to say, so I pointed to him and held my hand in a fist and tried to do a drinking motion with an invisible cup. Except it came out wrong and I was basically doing a vigorous shaking motion in front of my mouth.
He gave me a huge WTF? face along with some of my friends.
One morning in med school I forgot to zip up my trousers. Turns out you could see my genitalia and i was completely oblivious to it. Now some of the girls I knew no longer talk to me anymore
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Congrats on your first cybercrime. Hacking into personal email accounts is a federal offense. You can downplay it all you want, but it is in fact illegal and can land you in jail if you got caught and they pressed charges. Odds are since you did this on your campus wifi you won't get caught, but it still makes you a dipshit, especially since you think its no big deal.
Unlawful use of computer. (a) Offense defined.--A person commits the offense of unlawful use of a computer if he, whether in person, electronically or through the intentional distribution of a computer virus: accesses, exceeds authorization to access, alters, damages or destroys any computer, computer system, computer network, computer software, computer program or data base or any part thereof, with the intent: to interrupt the normal functioning of an organization or to devise or execute any scheme or artifice to defraud or deceive or control property or services by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations or promises; intentionally and without authorization accesses, alters, interferes with the operation of, damages or destroys any computer, computer system, computer network, computer software, computer program or computer data base or any part thereof; intentionally or knowingly and without authorization gives or publishes a password, identifying code, personal identification number or other confidential information about a computer, computer system, computer network or data base. intentionally or knowingly engages in a scheme or artifice, including, but not limited to, a denial of service attack, upon any computer, computer system, computer network, computer software, computer program, computer server or data base or any part thereof that is designed to block, impede or deny the access of information or initiation or completion of any sale or transaction by users of that computer, computer system, computer network, computer software, computer program, computer server or data base or any part thereof.
(b) Grading.--An offense under subsection (a)(1) is a felony of the third degree. An offense under subsection (a)(2), (3) or (4) is a misdemeanor of the first degree.
(c) Definitions.--As used in this section the following words and phrases shall have the meanings given to them in this subsection:
"Access." To intercept, instruct, communicate with, store data in, retrieve data from or otherwise make use of any resources of a computer, computer system, computer network or data base. "Computer." An electronic, magnetic, optical, hydraulic, organic or other high speed data processing device or system which performs logic, arithmetic or memory functions and includes all input, output, processing, storage, software or communication facilities which are connected or related to the device in a system or network. "Computer network." The interconnection of two or more computers through the usage of satellite, microwave, line or other communication medium. "Computer program." An ordered set of instructions or statements and related data that, when automatically executed in actual or modified form in a computer system, causes it to perform specified functions. "Computer software." A set of computer programs, procedures and associated documentation concerned with the operation of a computer system. "Computer system." A set of related, connected or unconnected computer equipment, devices and software. "Computer virus." A computer program copied to or installed on a computer, computer network, computer program, computer software or computer system without the informed consent of the owner of the computer, computer network, computer program, computer software or computer system that may replicate itself and that causes unauthorized activities within or by the computer, computer network, computer program, computer software or computer system. "Data base." A representation of information, knowledge, facts, concepts or instructions which are being prepared or processed or have been prepared or processed in a formalized manner and are intended for use in a computer, computer system or computer network, including, but not limited to, computer printouts, magnetic storage media, punched cards or data stored internally in the memory of the computer. "Financial instrument." Includes, but is not limited to, any check, draft, warrant, money order, note, certificate of deposit, letter of credit, bill of exchange, credit or debit card, transaction authorization mechanism, marketable security or any computer system representation thereof. "Property." Includes, but is not limited to, financial instruments, computer software and programs in either machine or human readable form, and anything of value, tangible or intangible. "Services." Includes, but is not limited to, computer time, data processing and storage functions.
(d) Restitution.--Upon conviction under this section for the intentional distribution of a computer virus, the sentence shall include an order for the defendant to reimburse the victim for:
the cost of repairing or, if necessary, replacing the affected computer, computer system, computer network, computer software, computer program or data base; lost profit for the period that the computer, computer system, computer network, computer software, computer program or data base is not usable; or the cost of replacing or restoring the data lost or damaged as a result of a violation of this section.
One time I was at Applebee's with a friend. My friend knew the waitress. Anyways, the waitress said to me, "I think I recognize you, too!" And since I had never seen her before in my life....not thinking, I was like, "no, I don't recognize you." Well, she was just trying to be friendly and I guess I really pissed her off, she was very cold for the rest of the night. I guess that's not really creepy, but, it sort of fits the mood of the thread.
On November 19 2010 07:09 UberThing wrote: One morning in med school I forgot to zip up my trousers. Turns out you could see my genitalia and i was completely oblivious to it. Now some of the girls I knew no longer talk to me anymore
bout a month ago this fella asked me where the toilets were in a club in town, i told him down hall on the right and his mate went YOU FUCKING WHAT DICKHEAD
On November 17 2010 19:27 Ghin wrote: When I was in high school I was talking to a friend on the phone while my mother was talking to me at the same time. When he hung up I accidentally said "I love you" to him.
The gay jokes continue to this day.
It's okay I intentionally say "I love you" to male friends all the time.
I described this before somewhere, but months prior to the event, I added a cute asian girl i found on FB cause I was bored and lonely. Anyway, she was a friend of a friend back then, and I needed a date for a formal my fraternity throws annually. So, my friend asked her, but I didn't know it was the chick I had added on FB. Found out later when i went to look her up cause she was my date...but didn't say anything.
Anyway, I got really sick, 103* fever, and I was in the house talking to him about how I'm not gonna go. So i'm on FB, and i see she's on, but we've never talked before...and I'm like "Should i?" so i do. I tell her im too sick to go, and that im sorry. it took her a day to realize, and messages me back like "have we ever met? why are we friends...HOW are we friends already?"
SO awkward, but i played through it like a pro and now she's my girlfriend. hahaha
On November 17 2010 19:27 Ghin wrote: When I was in high school I was talking to a friend on the phone while my mother was talking to me at the same time. When he hung up I accidentally said "I love you" to him.
The gay jokes continue to this day.
It's okay I intentionally say "I love you" to male friends all the time.
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Congrats on your first cybercrime. Hacking into personal email accounts is a federal offense. You can downplay it all you want, but it is in fact illegal and can land you in jail if you got caught and they pressed charges. Odds are since you did this on your campus wifi you won't get caught, but it still makes you a dipshit, especially since you think its no big deal.
Thread title is "Creeping people out when you didn't mean to", not "Judging people on the internet when you didn't have to."
On November 18 2010 17:42 Kyuukyuu wrote: I introduced myself to the same girl three times. That didn't work out
Don't know if that counts as creepy or just annoying, but I once introduced myself to a girl twice in the same fifteen minutes, then again the next day. Rocky start.
lol i hate this
i woke up next to a chick a few weeks ago and i asked what her name was, she wasn't amused
You should read tucker max, it's standard procedure to sneak out of bed and go through her wallet/purse for her driver's license to find out her name
I was at a bar a couple of days ago and after the waitress served us, my friend said "thank you" in a weak voice. As the waitress started walking away, I mocked my friend by saying "thank you" in a weird voice. The problem was I said it too loud and I think the waitress overheard which may have creeped her out or even angered her.
We decided to leave after a beer each and a basket of fries, the total came up to $20 and some small change and since we had only 20 dollar bills, we paid $40. When the waitress came back with the change, we were shocked to find that it was only a couple of dollars as if we paid with one $20 and one $5. We called her over and told her the problem. She told us to hold on while she looked through her money and the last 2 bills turned out to be a 20 and a 5. We told her we knew for a fact we only had 20's so she had no choice but to give us the 15 she tried to short-change us. She told us shes paying us to leave. We left without leaving a tip. Bitch.
A friend I was hanging out with made some comment about being cold. I replied, "Did you know that hats trap like 80% of your body heat? So theoretically you could just wear a hat and walk around naked." (disclaimer: I have no idea where this fact came from; I'm not sure if it's true.) According to the other friends in our vicinity, though it was completely unintentional, I apparently said this in a very suggestive tone of voice. My friend gave a nervous giggle and immediately sped walked away.
Oh I have an interesting story to tell you all! Through all of high school I refused to get glasses or I just plain didn't bother getting them. My eyesight was pretty horrible so there would be times when I would have to stare at people to see if the person was a friend or not, and there were probably some times when they caught my eye looking at them and thought, "wtf is this guy looking at me for?" So all I would do is just memorize the way my friends walk lol. Sounds a bit creepy in itself, but hey it helped me quite a bit! I think I may have read or heard from somewhere that each person has their own special walk, just like fingerprints.
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Congrats on your first cybercrime. Hacking into personal email accounts is a federal offense. You can downplay it all you want, but it is in fact illegal and can land you in jail if you got caught and they pressed charges. Odds are since you did this on your campus wifi you won't get caught, but it still makes you a dipshit, especially since you think its no big deal.
Thread title is "Creeping people out when you didn't mean to", not "Judging people on the internet when you didn't have to."
Sorry for telling the sociopath that he could go to jail for what hes doing? What exactly does your post contribute? I just felt the need to comment on the sociopath who thinks its fine to hack into personal emails.
As for the creeping out of people, the only time I really creeped anyone out was when I was sending a text involving sexual comments to my girlfriend and accidentally also sent it to one of my friends. I'm sure that put him off for a sec but I realized I did it and told him it was sent to the wrong person. Thats really about it though.
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Congrats on your first cybercrime. Hacking into personal email accounts is a federal offense. You can downplay it all you want, but it is in fact illegal and can land you in jail if you got caught and they pressed charges. Odds are since you did this on your campus wifi you won't get caught, but it still makes you a dipshit, especially since you think its no big deal.
Thread title is "Creeping people out when you didn't mean to", not "Judging people on the internet when you didn't have to."
Sorry for telling the sociopath that he could go to jail for what hes doing? What exactly does your post contribute? I just felt the need to comment on the sociopath who thinks its fine to hack into personal emails.
As for the creeping out of people, the only time I really creeped anyone out was when I was sending a text involving sexual comments to my girlfriend and accidentally also sent it to one of my friends. I'm sure that put him off for a sec but I realized I did it and told him it was sent to the wrong person. Thats really about it though.
I also think in this case it's worth pointing out that "Creeping people out when you didn't mean to" is not "Having people find out you're a creep when you didn't want them to". The basic idea is that you weren't trying to do something that could really be perceived as creepy. Stalking your whole school is pretty fucking creepy.
Also, the texting thing can be super akward. 95% of my texts are to my gf, so she's the first thing that pops up on my iPhone, but it took me a while to get used to checking the name at the top for the other 5% of cases.
On November 19 2010 19:51 Sephy69 wrote: Oh I have an interesting story to tell you all! Through all of high school I refused to get glasses or I just plain didn't bother getting them. My eyesight was pretty horrible so there would be times when I would have to stare at people to see if the person was a friend or not, and there were probably some times when they caught my eye looking at them and thought, "wtf is this guy looking at me for?" So all I would do is just memorize the way my friends walk lol. Sounds a bit creepy in itself, but hey it helped me quite a bit! I think I may have read or heard from somewhere that each person has their own special walk, just like fingerprints.
Correct me if I'm wrong!
same shit, I can see close fine but like 7 feet away things get blurry. I recognize shapes and colours and often times do that long squiny stare to see if i know someone cause their blurry face looks recognizable.
I creep people out unintentionally all the time. One time at work I was talking around a pregnant girl saying like "Imagine while you're in the womb you have memories of past existences and the baby in there right now was a serial killer planning his next life path" then started saying imagine if it could read her mind then that creeped her out. She young and pregnant so that was simple. dumb teenagers
When I was younger I went to the movie theater to see Titanic with my mom and during this one scene where the boat's capsizing and the two ends are in the air one of the passengers takes a swig of alcohol and jumps off but on the way down he hits a propeller and gets flung pretty far. Anyway, the atmosphere seemed to be sort of tense around this point of the movie although, I began laughing pretty hard when he got flung which triggered my mom to start laughing but we were both able to stifle our laughter semi-successfully but the people sitting closer to us probably thought we were really odd...
I sleeptalk. A lot. And according to my ex very weird things. Once she told me about how we were in bed and I must've fallen asleep while she was still awake. And then after a while I would've turned my head in her direction and asked in some evilish, loud voice "WHERE ARE MY 50 EUROS?" lol
On November 18 2010 17:42 Kyuukyuu wrote: I introduced myself to the same girl three times. That didn't work out
I introduced myself to the same girl three times too, fml :/
But now we're married, and we laugh about it to this day
Creepy/Awkward story: I'm about 12 yrs old and my whole family is at the airport halfway across the United States. Needless to say, I'm in charge of my younger brothers not running off and getting kidnapped. We're heading to a terminal when one of them disappears. I quickly find him exactly where I knew he'd be. I saw his bright blonde head staring straight up at an arcade machine. Angry, I slapped him up-side the back of his head as hard as I knew I could get away with while yelling, "Trevor, what the heck!" The young kid turns around in horror, 1% of me wondering why this kid is wearing the same clothes and looks exactly like my younger brother, 99% of me thinking, "I knew life would be over at some point, I just didn't think I'd be 12." So, I did what any reasonable adult would have done. I ran.
I just hope that kid turned out alright and didn't have some unhealthy fear of strangers 'cuz of me t.t
On November 18 2010 01:38 ProjectVirtue wrote: When i was in grade 7 i took up foil fencing cause i always thought sword play was cool, kendo was too expensive, saber was funky, and foil just overall looked more technical which appealed to me at that age. After a couple months, a korean girl showed up in our class, and i owned her. Being the crazy kid i was, i loved making the lunges hurt so my favorite was a really fast step lunge to the chest. Now on the girl, i had no "sympathy" for lack of a better term (i didn't know hitting the breasts is supposed to be equivelant to ball kicking until like...last year...and i'm in 2nd year uni...). So i made her cry just from, the constant attacks. Another 6 months later, pow, this same girl was in my grade 8 class and when she was giving her introduction and she saw me, she teared up and walked away again. She avoided me for the next 2 years xD
Actually not only is it the equivalent of ball kicking it also greatly increases her chances of breast cancer unless she was wearing the chest armor (which only reduces the chances not totally take it out of the equation)...I know I do fencing and am a girl, so I'm always careful about not getting hit hard on the chest and the coach always tells the boys not to hit hard there either unless they want to kill the girl (though I think he emphasized it too much cause the guys freak out now every time they hit me so I had to smack them with my sword to get them to stay focused).
Now for a creepy story, I guess the closest thing would have to be the times I take the bunnies out for a walk. See unlike common conceptions bunnies need to be exercised and can't live in a cage all their life. I live in a small apartment so I take them out to campus where there is tons of grass for them to run on. I also had them train to ride my shoulder or bag (for crossing streets and heavily populated areas). The thing is sometimes people walk next to me for a while and freak out when they realize the bunny isn't my hair (bunnies are black, my hair is black, they blend in perfectly ). Then they stare at it to see if its real for like 10 minutes before just asking. ^.^;; The thing is no one cared back home (but than again I lived in a more rural area) so I kind of expected no one to care in the city.
On November 19 2010 06:48 The_Voidless wrote: I told a girl that she needed to get her roommate out more while in the same conversation I said I would like to come and see her dorm some time. She took it out as he wants to get me alone to rape me. It took a little bit of explaining to her that it wasn't what I meant but she didn't believe me so I played it off that English is my second language and my 1st is Spanish. Now every time she sees me she talks to me in Spanish, damn it so hard to keep up with.
Should've told her your second language was English and your first language was Love.
Listening to State of the Game somewhere in public with headphones on. My hair's pretty long so it covers my headphones, so it looks like I'm just randomly laughing at something. Also, had one of these today. I thought I'd lost my credit card, so I stopped in the middle of the street and while I was checking my pockets a girl walked around the corner, I turned back to backtrack to see if I could find it. Then I realized I had it in another pocket, and so I turn around again, and when I make eyecontact with this girl, I turn once again when she walks past me cause I forgot to go to the store, and then of course she was heading the same direction as me. She kinda started running after a while.
Well I guess I do a lot of creepy stuff, but nothing stands out right now.
Running up an up escalator in the library yesterday night. I was watching the steps so I didn't notice the girl walking by until I'd made a jump up. Fortunately, I only skimmed her shoulder with my ninja reflexes. I wasn't hurt, but I followed her a few steps to ask is she was ok. I'm sure I creeped her out.
Later that night I probably creeped another ten people out. I'm like that :D
On November 19 2010 07:39 shinosai wrote: One time I was at Applebee's with a friend. My friend knew the waitress. Anyways, the waitress said to me, "I think I recognize you, too!" And since I had never seen her before in my life....not thinking, I was like, "no, I don't recognize you." Well, she was just trying to be friendly and I guess I really pissed her off, she was very cold for the rest of the night. I guess that's not really creepy, but, it sort of fits the mood of the thread.
Oh that happened to me once.
I met a friend (girl) on the bus and she had a friend with her. After I hugged her the friend just kind of walked up to me to hug me but I didn't recognize her so I backed away lol. She told me we had met several times and I was like O_O sorry don't remember. I really can't remember meeting her but our mutual friend told me I'm a retard so I dunno whether I or she was the creepy one in that situation. On second thought it was probably me.
On November 19 2010 01:54 gruntrush wrote: One time I was getting a ride to school with two buddies of mine. We were all in the back seat I was totally spaced out and had my arm comfortably resting on the arm rest. We were almost to the school before I thought "back seats don't have arm rests!". I look over and my buddy is soooooo freaked out, He's just staring at my arm, which is gripping his leg, and trying to figure out what he should be saying to me. I had even been sort of squeezing and releasing his knee the whole time. Hilarious in retrospect though.
Another time also on the way to school, I was driving and I saw a friend of mine crossing a parking lot. I decide to give him a little scare by peeling out and driving at him like crazy and blaring the horn when I get close. The kid hit the dirt in a panic and when he got up I realized it was not who I thought it was! It was another guy that went to my school that I don't really talk to very much. I felt so bad I gave him a ride to school. It was the most awkward drive ever. haha - I miss high school.
For some reason I can't pronounce rosemary parmesan, those 2 words together just don't work for me. So anytime I go to a quiznos and order a sub, i try to say rosemary parmesan and it just comes out as some jumble and i have to repeat it like 3 times...i always get a wierd look from that.
A while back i went to meet my gf of the time at a bar. When i got there i saw her with her back to me. So i walked over and undid her bra, which i used to do all the time as a joke. She screams and turns around. Not my girlfriend. Was made more awkward by the fact she was there with several guys who were MUCH bigger than me, i managed to avoid getting beaten down by buying them a round of drinks.