EPTEdit: Oh, just remembered a good one. Sometimes in my cooking glass my teacher goes off talking about a recipe or a work sheet we're suppose to do, and during this I zone out sometimes and I lock eyes on the garbage can at the front of the class. My teacher stops talking and a friend of mine, walks over to talk and leans over on my desk wearing a low cut top. She asks me something and I didn't even hear what she said, so I just nod my head and grunt. Then I zoned in and I realize that she asks me if I was staring at her cleavage. She gave me the classic "You pig" stare and she ignored me for the rest of class
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Retgery
Canada1229 Posts
Edit: Oh, just remembered a good one. Sometimes in my cooking glass my teacher goes off talking about a recipe or a work sheet we're suppose to do, and during this I zone out sometimes and I lock eyes on the garbage can at the front of the class. My teacher stops talking and a friend of mine, walks over to talk and leans over on my desk wearing a low cut top. She asks me something and I didn't even hear what she said, so I just nod my head and grunt. Then I zoned in and I realize that she asks me if I was staring at her cleavage. She gave me the classic "You pig" stare and she ignored me for the rest of class | ||
micronesia
United States24676 Posts
On November 18 2010 07:53 Retgery wrote: When ever i catch someone looking at me that I don't know, I stare into their eyes raise one eyebrow and give my best pedo bear smile I hope this isn't you creeping someone out without meaning to lol. BTW I feel bad about this but I cracked up so much about the story earlier in the thread where the guy accidentally took his knife out and the woman in the car next to him locked the doors and screamed. Today I was pulling on to my street and I noticed a car in the spot on the street where I always park mine (the entire street is literally open except for 1 driveway slot). I pull a u-turn, and pull directly behind the car which has some woman on the phone. I pull RIGHT UP to her hoping she'll just pull away so I can park by the path to my entrance like I always do. She doesn't move, so I eventually turn off the car, get out, and start walking. As I'm about to pass her car she locks the doors lol. | ||
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Yiska
141 Posts
Later that night her boyfriend was fairly drunk and goes "dude, I get that my gf is a sweet girl and you can't do really anything if you have a crush on her.. bla bla... but keep the fuck away or it will end badly for you". | ||
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Frits
11782 Posts
On November 17 2010 11:42 UberN00B wrote: Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised he's saying imagine you're the chick and you wake up with a guy staring at you... | ||
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niteReloaded
Croatia5281 Posts
I was riding on a bus and some woman was sitting in front of me. She just had that something about her that provoked bullying from within me. Like, something's bothering her, but she falls into victimhood. I had the urge to fart. I did, just for the lulz. Then I almost cracked up laughing as I observed her 'struggle' with the scent. It's funny how some people draw actions from you that you'd never do around other people. | ||
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news
892 Posts
On November 18 2010 08:44 niteReloaded wrote: Doesn't really fit the theme but it's the closest anecdote I have: I was riding on a bus and some woman was sitting in front of me. She just had that something about her that provoked bullying from within me. Like, something's bothering her, but she falls into victimhood. I had the urge to fart. I did, just for the lulz. Then I almost cracked up laughing as I observed her 'struggle' with the scent. It's funny how some people draw actions from you that you'd never do around other people. I don't know man, even if you farted near a dieing bum you'd still be disgusting in my book  | ||
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Smokin_Squirrel
Korea (South)674 Posts
Another time, I was walking back to my dorm room from class. Anyways, I see a girl walking in my direction and giving me a weird look. I didn't even realize why she was giving me a stare until I noticed I had a mini umbrella tucked in my pocket in a funny position. It had rained earlier that day, so I had the umbrella and didn't even realize I had it in my pocket. I have this really bad habit of observing people in large, crowded areas. Anyways it's always uncomfortable when they get pro timing and stare back just a second right after I look at them. Makes me feel like they're thinking that I've been staring at them the whole time. Also it sucks when you're heading one way and the person in front of you is also conveniently heading in the same direction. I purposely start walking slower or just pass them in fear of them thinking I'm stalking them. | ||
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
On November 18 2010 03:12 RiotSpectre wrote: I work in a big hospital and I have to get around it quickly, so I'm a super fast walker. Sometimes I'll zone out and get right up behind people who are walking too slowly before I realize I'm making them nervous. Sorry! haha I did this the other night. I got right up behind this guy without even realising it, he turned around really quickly and looked seriously freaked out. I just apologised and kept walking. | ||
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MisterFred
United States2033 Posts
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crazeman
664 Posts
A few weeks later, everyone in the suite was hanging out in the living room, eating pizza, playing CS and smash brothers and when I went back to my room to get something, he was just in my room sitting on my bed (lights on this time). I was like... "WTF, is he trying to steal my shit?" but I realize that I don't really have anything to valuable steal with the exception of my wallet and laptop (which I had with me). Turns out he was looking for my nail clippers because I let him use it a week ago and I guess he didn't want to ask for permission again. (jesus you can just ask again) It turns out that he is just socially awkward (which i can understand) but man what a fucking weirdo. | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
Now during all of this, my coworker was giving lessons to children. Like, intro to golf kinda stuff, and it was just him and about a dozen 8-10 year olds learning how to putt and how to hold clubs and whatnot. The lessons are only about an hour long, and there are 3 lessons a day, one for 8-10, one for 11-13, and one for 14-16, all one right after the other, so often times parents wait around in the building during the lessons, and many people have children spread across the three lessons, so the kids wait with them for their turn. On this day, one of the girls from the 11-13 year old lesson and her mother were hanging around in the pro shop while her younger sister had her 8-10 lesson, and I was just doing what parts of the inventory I could do without actually getting out from behind the desk I was sitting at. So anyways, I get to the "Vokey Wedges" section of the inventory sheet, and begin counting the vokeys from their bag across the room from me. Now, this was difficult to do, since I was about 20 feet away and I not only had count how many there were, but I also had to distinguish between 2 different finishes on the clubs, so needless to say there was a lot of squinting, head tilting, and muttering to myself, but I got the job done. (also, I have a habit of biting my lower lip when I am thinking hard about something) So just as I finish, I see something move just to the side of the bag I had been studying very intently for the last 30 seconds, and realize it is none other than Breanne, the 11-13 year old girl waiting for her lesson, that had apparently just been bent over, facing away from me, tying her shoes. Now it didn't click in my mind what I had done until I saw her mother's face, which was wearing the expression that only a mother that just watched someone thoroughly mind-fuck their pre-teen daughter can muster. Luckily, the mother was rendered entirely speechless by the event, but I have never felt more disgusting in my entire life. | ||
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SmoKe93
Germany162 Posts
I felt so incredibly stupid | ||
flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
On November 17 2010 19:27 Ghin wrote: When I was in high school I was talking to a friend on the phone while my mother was talking to me at the same time. When he hung up I accidentally said "I love you" to him. The gay jokes continue to this day. It's okay I intentionally say "I love you" to male friends all the time. I'm not ashamed of it! Wait. | ||
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Ordained
United States779 Posts
Not quit creepy but very very awkward. | ||
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threehundred
Canada911 Posts
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Darkchylde
United States473 Posts
What even weirder is that it had been raining and people left their shoes outside as to not track mud into the chapel / offices. During my sleep walk, I managed to find and put on my shoes among probably 70+ pairs, walk through the camping grounds which had a good amount of pine trees and big puddles of mud, and open up a stranger's tent before I snapped back to reality. I also picked up someones small bag which I just left near the shoes because I have no idea where it came from. | ||
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Setev
Malaysia390 Posts
On November 18 2010 03:33 Kurr wrote: So true. I watch a ton of documentaries on anything from history to any science to serial killers. I've learned to leave out that last part. Duh why the hell would anyone get creeped out if I know about serial killers? I can say I'm a Psychology major doing my doctorate thesis or something...~XD~ | ||
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Setev
Malaysia390 Posts
On November 18 2010 08:44 niteReloaded wrote: Doesn't really fit the theme but it's the closest anecdote I have: I was riding on a bus and some woman was sitting in front of me. She just had that something about her that provoked bullying from within me. Like, something's bothering her, but she falls into victimhood. I had the urge to fart. I did, just for the lulz. Then I almost cracked up laughing as I observed her 'struggle' with the scent. It's funny how some people draw actions from you that you'd never do around other people. Nah, its just you. Consult a psychologist about your bullying tendencies before you hurt someone. Jeez. What a creep. | ||
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durza
United States667 Posts
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Schplyok
64 Posts
- When someone you are staring at sees you, just blink a few times and continue looking blankishly at their general direction. Usually the person thinks you aren't actually watching them and the awkwardness is averted; - When you are in a hurry and there is some slow-walker blocking the narrow sidewalk in front of you, try to make some sound, like drag your feet a little or cough. The person in front will instinctively clear the way. | ||
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