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Smiling at someone or saying hi to someone I think I recognize but turns out to be a complete stranger. Moments like those feel awful awkward.
I fucking love walking around like the guy from Assassin's Creed. I have an Adidas sweater with a massive hood that works perfectly for that. Unfortunately when taking back roads in the city when there's no other people around, people passing by me on the sidewalk must think I'm about to stab and/or mug them. If only I could wear my hood proudly and not be considered a potential criminal 
+ Show Spoiler +Not exactly "creeper" status but I bet I make people's hearts beat a little faster when they're passing by.
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I introduced myself to the same girl three times. That didn't work out
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On November 18 2010 17:42 Kyuukyuu wrote:
I introduced myself to the same girl three times. That didn't work out
Don't know if that counts as creepy or just annoying, but I once introduced myself to a girl twice in the same fifteen minutes, then again the next day. Rocky start.
On November 18 2010 17:34 dudeman001 wrote:I fucking love walking around like the guy from Assassin's Creed. I have an Adidas sweater with a massive hood that works perfectly for that. Unfortunately when taking back roads in the city when there's no other people around, people passing by me on the sidewalk must think I'm about to stab and/or mug them. If only I could wear my hood proudly and not be considered a potential criminal + Show Spoiler +Not exactly "creeper" status but I bet I make people's hearts beat a little faster when they're passing by.
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back then in middle school i told my friend you need to remove 3 ribs in order to suck your own dick to impress this girl that was sitting in front to me who seem to like me... after that she never let me play with her hair again. : (
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During a birthday event at Outback Steakhouse, I asked if the birthday boy wanted to drink. It was getting very loud and I was basically shouting across the table, so I had to repeat myself. He didn't seem to know what I was trying to say, so I pointed to him and held my hand in a fist and tried to do a drinking motion with an invisible cup. Except it came out wrong and I was basically doing a vigorous shaking motion in front of my mouth.
He gave me a huge WTF? face along with some of my friends.
The gay jokes continues to this day.
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On November 17 2010 12:35 synapse wrote:Sometimes in 3v3, on that map with the 2 destructible rock naturals, I get my second hatch up too early and the creep covers my partner's expo... and they get all angry and stuff
this one wins.
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bought new jeans, and they were pretty tight and i reached down to unstick my balls because they were pretty sticky take my hand out and some girl who was walking past just gave me the WTF look ... now that i think about it the fact that i could barely shove my hand in my pants since they were so tight probably didnt help at all..
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On November 18 2010 02:19 BroOd wrote:
Haha some of these are great. I have a couple of really bad ones but the one that sticks out the most happened about 5 years ago.
At the time, my roommate and I had this game of trying to one-up each other when we'd leave a voice mail message by leaving some funny or obscene message on each other's phone. It started off where we'd leave messages as crack dealers, bail bondsmen or law enforcement officials, and it just sort of grew from there. As it went along more of our friends started to get in on the game and it sort of evolved from trying to make each other laugh into trying to leave the most bizarre, depraved message possible. You might be able to see where this is going.
One night after a party my roommate and I decided to do some "drunken ebaying" and spent about $50 on one of those voice changers that can manipulate the pitch of your voice. Needless to say, when it arrived we wasted no time leaving absolutely horrible messages on people's phones. I mean, this was some dark stuff. Well, in the giddiness and excitement of it all, I accidentally left a message on the phone of someone who wasn't privy to the message game. In fact, it was the number of a girl who'd just moved to town and was a friend of a friend. I'd helped her move in to her new apartment and made promises of showing her around town, inviting her when we went out, etc.
Now, without going into too much detail, let's just say the message included the phrases, "eat your skin" and "never find your body". Not 10 minutes had passed before my phone was blowing up with people calling me asking me what the fuck was going on. The poor girl was scared out of her wits. She had immediately called her parents saying she'd made a huge mistake coming to NY and some guy she met wanted to kill her and he knows where she lives. Luckily our mutual friend lived next door to her and she was able to calm her down before she called the police. I apologized profusely and explained the whole back story, but she never really warmed up to me after that, which ended up being a blessing in disguise as she was a really obnoxious bitch.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL. holy shit I have tears in my eyes
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On November 18 2010 18:01 .Aar wrote:Show nested quote +On November 18 2010 17:42 Kyuukyuu wrote:
I introduced myself to the same girl three times. That didn't work out Don't know if that counts as creepy or just annoying, but I once introduced myself to a girl twice in the same fifteen minutes, then again the next day. Rocky start.
lol i hate this
i woke up next to a chick a few weeks ago and i asked what her name was, she wasn't amused
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On November 18 2010 17:34 dudeman001 wrote:Smiling at someone or saying hi to someone I think I recognize but turns out to be a complete stranger. Moments like those feel awful awkward. I fucking love walking around like the guy from Assassin's Creed. I have an Adidas sweater with a massive hood that works perfectly for that. Unfortunately when taking back roads in the city when there's no other people around, people passing by me on the sidewalk must think I'm about to stab and/or mug them. If only I could wear my hood proudly and not be considered a potential criminal + Show Spoiler +Not exactly "creeper" status but I bet I make people's hearts beat a little faster when they're passing by.
scary status actually if I seen a guy walking aruond like that I would laugh but be kinda scared that he might be a crazy lol
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So I'm in the same math class as my flirt, so she's been teasing me the entire day, and she has also tickled me on the side of my belly, so I decided I'd tickle her back, and she goes "Don't touch me" And looks at me, making sure it was just a joke. But then I look up, and everyone looks at me, as if I'm some kind of rapist, sitting there, physically violating this poor girl, making her cry out for help
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One time I was getting a ride to school with two buddies of mine. We were all in the back seat I was totally spaced out and had my arm comfortably resting on the arm rest. We were almost to the school before I thought "back seats don't have arm rests!". I look over and my buddy is soooooo freaked out, He's just staring at my arm, which is gripping his leg, and trying to figure out what he should be saying to me. I had even been sort of squeezing and releasing his knee the whole time. Hilarious in retrospect though.
Another time also on the way to school, I was driving and I saw a friend of mine crossing a parking lot. I decide to give him a little scare by peeling out and driving at him like crazy and blaring the horn when I get close. The kid hit the dirt in a panic and when he got up I realized it was not who I thought it was! It was another guy that went to my school that I don't really talk to very much. I felt so bad I gave him a ride to school. It was the most awkward drive ever.
haha - I miss high school.
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A girl at work yesterday said bye to me at closing and I responsed "Bye have a ngood ngmdbday"
Something like that. I was going to say have a good day but I realized halfway through that it was night so I tried to say night but then I thought that seemed too forced so I changed back to day and the result was like 3-4 seconds of jibberish mumbling. She just kinda looked away from me and just left.
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On November 17 2010 18:12 Waxangel wrote:
I was having a conversation with two of my friend's friends at a supermarket, talking about the irrationality of some of the worries human beings have. As an example, I brought up how parents were silly to worry about things like kidnappers and child molesters, when statistically they should be worrying about their children suffering a drowning or electrical accident.
Anyway, as I was explaining, I took a small child's shoe out of my pocket and started tossing it to myself. The conversation broke down into a lot of nervous laughter as everyone wondered whether it was a funny situation, or a very very scary one.
(I have a habit of picking up dropped gloves/hats/scarves, and I had found the shoe on the ground and pocketed it earlier in the day)
ahahahhah
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On November 17 2010 07:48 Maedi wrote:
The worst is when you're staring off into space and then suddenly you snap back into focus and you realize you're staring at someone who's just realized you are seemingly-staring at them. D:
This. but than staring at some hot girl's boobs accidently. Multiple times.
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On November 18 2010 11:21 Ordained wrote:
One night I decided to ask the bartender at my favorite bar for her number because I think she is cute. I dont remember seeing her before so I ask for her name. She replies "Ryan, I have been serving you Grizzly Brown [my favorite beer and the reason I go to this bar] for 2 years whenever you come in, how do you not know my name?"
Not quit creepy but very very awkward.
Did you get her number?
So this one evening me and a friend were going to this burger place, and when we arrived he waited in his car (black eclipse) while I was getting inside to get our food. So I picked up the food and went back to what I thought was his car, got in, started talking about how "fucking cold" it was outside and was about to put the food midst the seats, when I turn around and see a mother and her two little children with big WTF faces.. just said sorry and ran out giggling. Turns out he had parked his car in the meantime. My friend thought it was hilarious.
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On November 17 2010 08:15 Corrupt wrote:
One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside.
Lol carrying around a knife isn't creepy at all.
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edit:typos ,revision etc.
Well I have too many stories to tell , but here is a mildly amusing anecdote that happened the other day .
I was playing chess in this central town square type place , (shopping , bar district ) drinking coffee and what not , and this gorgeously-tantalizing female shimmies by in a tight dress . I am staring at her ruthlessly , and dont care who knows , it , she is slowly bouncing in all the right ways . Her curves would make a protractor prematurely find the supplement .
As she disappears , we start to visualize idealistic-sex, marriage , then the inevitable divorce . But several minutes after she disappeared , she circles the block again , walking in exactly the same fashion , with the same self-orbiting-smile , while i am still in the process of disseminating my dissertation of what Kama-sutra chapters I would explore using her as a test subject , I stop her and say , " What , is there a glitch in the matrix or something . " (keyboard has no question mark sorry)
In the best , serious , yet ironical voice I can muster . Well , I dont know if she heard what we were talking about ,has never seen the movie , or she was just stuck up , becuase I am at least some-what funny when i attempt it ; however, this women , did not even crack a smile at my beautifully crafted improvisational humor . She just looked at me like I was the creeper-captain , and continued to strut down the boulevard , following the sun toward the unknown .
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I told a girl that she needed to get her roommate out more while in the same conversation I said I would like to come and see her dorm some time. She took it out as he wants to get me alone to rape me. It took a little bit of explaining to her that it wasn't what I meant but she didn't believe me so I played it off that English is my second language and my 1st is Spanish.
Now every time she sees me she talks to me in Spanish, damn it so hard to keep up with.
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On November 19 2010 06:35 djcube wrote:Show nested quote +On November 17 2010 08:15 Corrupt wrote:
One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside. Lol carrying around a knife isn't creepy at all.
Its not creepy, society is just afraid of everything now, even legitimate tools.
Granted if it was a switch blade or a butterfly knife, or any double blade knife, it is kinda creepy.
I have gotten many creeped out looks/scared questions when I pull out my 5in swiss army knife. Its hilarious to me because it would be such a poor weapon(takes forever, and is increadbly obvious trying to get the blade out)
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