On November 18 2010 19:14 dka wrote: During a birthday event at Outback Steakhouse, I asked if the birthday boy wanted to drink. It was getting very loud and I was basically shouting across the table, so I had to repeat myself. He didn't seem to know what I was trying to say, so I pointed to him and held my hand in a fist and tried to do a drinking motion with an invisible cup. Except it came out wrong and I was basically doing a vigorous shaking motion in front of my mouth.
He gave me a huge WTF? face along with some of my friends.
One morning in med school I forgot to zip up my trousers. Turns out you could see my genitalia and i was completely oblivious to it. Now some of the girls I knew no longer talk to me anymore
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Congrats on your first cybercrime. Hacking into personal email accounts is a federal offense. You can downplay it all you want, but it is in fact illegal and can land you in jail if you got caught and they pressed charges. Odds are since you did this on your campus wifi you won't get caught, but it still makes you a dipshit, especially since you think its no big deal.
Unlawful use of computer. (a) Offense defined.--A person commits the offense of unlawful use of a computer if he, whether in person, electronically or through the intentional distribution of a computer virus: accesses, exceeds authorization to access, alters, damages or destroys any computer, computer system, computer network, computer software, computer program or data base or any part thereof, with the intent: to interrupt the normal functioning of an organization or to devise or execute any scheme or artifice to defraud or deceive or control property or services by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations or promises; intentionally and without authorization accesses, alters, interferes with the operation of, damages or destroys any computer, computer system, computer network, computer software, computer program or computer data base or any part thereof; intentionally or knowingly and without authorization gives or publishes a password, identifying code, personal identification number or other confidential information about a computer, computer system, computer network or data base. intentionally or knowingly engages in a scheme or artifice, including, but not limited to, a denial of service attack, upon any computer, computer system, computer network, computer software, computer program, computer server or data base or any part thereof that is designed to block, impede or deny the access of information or initiation or completion of any sale or transaction by users of that computer, computer system, computer network, computer software, computer program, computer server or data base or any part thereof.
(b) Grading.--An offense under subsection (a)(1) is a felony of the third degree. An offense under subsection (a)(2), (3) or (4) is a misdemeanor of the first degree.
(c) Definitions.--As used in this section the following words and phrases shall have the meanings given to them in this subsection:
"Access." To intercept, instruct, communicate with, store data in, retrieve data from or otherwise make use of any resources of a computer, computer system, computer network or data base. "Computer." An electronic, magnetic, optical, hydraulic, organic or other high speed data processing device or system which performs logic, arithmetic or memory functions and includes all input, output, processing, storage, software or communication facilities which are connected or related to the device in a system or network. "Computer network." The interconnection of two or more computers through the usage of satellite, microwave, line or other communication medium. "Computer program." An ordered set of instructions or statements and related data that, when automatically executed in actual or modified form in a computer system, causes it to perform specified functions. "Computer software." A set of computer programs, procedures and associated documentation concerned with the operation of a computer system. "Computer system." A set of related, connected or unconnected computer equipment, devices and software. "Computer virus." A computer program copied to or installed on a computer, computer network, computer program, computer software or computer system without the informed consent of the owner of the computer, computer network, computer program, computer software or computer system that may replicate itself and that causes unauthorized activities within or by the computer, computer network, computer program, computer software or computer system. "Data base." A representation of information, knowledge, facts, concepts or instructions which are being prepared or processed or have been prepared or processed in a formalized manner and are intended for use in a computer, computer system or computer network, including, but not limited to, computer printouts, magnetic storage media, punched cards or data stored internally in the memory of the computer. "Financial instrument." Includes, but is not limited to, any check, draft, warrant, money order, note, certificate of deposit, letter of credit, bill of exchange, credit or debit card, transaction authorization mechanism, marketable security or any computer system representation thereof. "Property." Includes, but is not limited to, financial instruments, computer software and programs in either machine or human readable form, and anything of value, tangible or intangible. "Services." Includes, but is not limited to, computer time, data processing and storage functions.
(d) Restitution.--Upon conviction under this section for the intentional distribution of a computer virus, the sentence shall include an order for the defendant to reimburse the victim for:
the cost of repairing or, if necessary, replacing the affected computer, computer system, computer network, computer software, computer program or data base; lost profit for the period that the computer, computer system, computer network, computer software, computer program or data base is not usable; or the cost of replacing or restoring the data lost or damaged as a result of a violation of this section.
One time I was at Applebee's with a friend. My friend knew the waitress. Anyways, the waitress said to me, "I think I recognize you, too!" And since I had never seen her before in my life....not thinking, I was like, "no, I don't recognize you." Well, she was just trying to be friendly and I guess I really pissed her off, she was very cold for the rest of the night. I guess that's not really creepy, but, it sort of fits the mood of the thread.
On November 19 2010 07:09 UberThing wrote: One morning in med school I forgot to zip up my trousers. Turns out you could see my genitalia and i was completely oblivious to it. Now some of the girls I knew no longer talk to me anymore
bout a month ago this fella asked me where the toilets were in a club in town, i told him down hall on the right and his mate went YOU FUCKING WHAT DICKHEAD
On November 17 2010 19:27 Ghin wrote: When I was in high school I was talking to a friend on the phone while my mother was talking to me at the same time. When he hung up I accidentally said "I love you" to him.
The gay jokes continue to this day.
It's okay I intentionally say "I love you" to male friends all the time.
I described this before somewhere, but months prior to the event, I added a cute asian girl i found on FB cause I was bored and lonely. Anyway, she was a friend of a friend back then, and I needed a date for a formal my fraternity throws annually. So, my friend asked her, but I didn't know it was the chick I had added on FB. Found out later when i went to look her up cause she was my date...but didn't say anything.
Anyway, I got really sick, 103* fever, and I was in the house talking to him about how I'm not gonna go. So i'm on FB, and i see she's on, but we've never talked before...and I'm like "Should i?" so i do. I tell her im too sick to go, and that im sorry. it took her a day to realize, and messages me back like "have we ever met? why are we friends...HOW are we friends already?"
SO awkward, but i played through it like a pro and now she's my girlfriend. hahaha
On November 17 2010 19:27 Ghin wrote: When I was in high school I was talking to a friend on the phone while my mother was talking to me at the same time. When he hung up I accidentally said "I love you" to him.
The gay jokes continue to this day.
It's okay I intentionally say "I love you" to male friends all the time.
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Congrats on your first cybercrime. Hacking into personal email accounts is a federal offense. You can downplay it all you want, but it is in fact illegal and can land you in jail if you got caught and they pressed charges. Odds are since you did this on your campus wifi you won't get caught, but it still makes you a dipshit, especially since you think its no big deal.
Thread title is "Creeping people out when you didn't mean to", not "Judging people on the internet when you didn't have to."
On November 18 2010 17:42 Kyuukyuu wrote: I introduced myself to the same girl three times. That didn't work out
Don't know if that counts as creepy or just annoying, but I once introduced myself to a girl twice in the same fifteen minutes, then again the next day. Rocky start.
lol i hate this
i woke up next to a chick a few weeks ago and i asked what her name was, she wasn't amused
You should read tucker max, it's standard procedure to sneak out of bed and go through her wallet/purse for her driver's license to find out her name
I was at a bar a couple of days ago and after the waitress served us, my friend said "thank you" in a weak voice. As the waitress started walking away, I mocked my friend by saying "thank you" in a weird voice. The problem was I said it too loud and I think the waitress overheard which may have creeped her out or even angered her.
We decided to leave after a beer each and a basket of fries, the total came up to $20 and some small change and since we had only 20 dollar bills, we paid $40. When the waitress came back with the change, we were shocked to find that it was only a couple of dollars as if we paid with one $20 and one $5. We called her over and told her the problem. She told us to hold on while she looked through her money and the last 2 bills turned out to be a 20 and a 5. We told her we knew for a fact we only had 20's so she had no choice but to give us the 15 she tried to short-change us. She told us shes paying us to leave. We left without leaving a tip. Bitch.
A friend I was hanging out with made some comment about being cold. I replied, "Did you know that hats trap like 80% of your body heat? So theoretically you could just wear a hat and walk around naked." (disclaimer: I have no idea where this fact came from; I'm not sure if it's true.) According to the other friends in our vicinity, though it was completely unintentional, I apparently said this in a very suggestive tone of voice. My friend gave a nervous giggle and immediately sped walked away.
Oh I have an interesting story to tell you all! Through all of high school I refused to get glasses or I just plain didn't bother getting them. My eyesight was pretty horrible so there would be times when I would have to stare at people to see if the person was a friend or not, and there were probably some times when they caught my eye looking at them and thought, "wtf is this guy looking at me for?" So all I would do is just memorize the way my friends walk lol. Sounds a bit creepy in itself, but hey it helped me quite a bit! I think I may have read or heard from somewhere that each person has their own special walk, just like fingerprints.
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Congrats on your first cybercrime. Hacking into personal email accounts is a federal offense. You can downplay it all you want, but it is in fact illegal and can land you in jail if you got caught and they pressed charges. Odds are since you did this on your campus wifi you won't get caught, but it still makes you a dipshit, especially since you think its no big deal.
Thread title is "Creeping people out when you didn't mean to", not "Judging people on the internet when you didn't have to."
Sorry for telling the sociopath that he could go to jail for what hes doing? What exactly does your post contribute? I just felt the need to comment on the sociopath who thinks its fine to hack into personal emails.
As for the creeping out of people, the only time I really creeped anyone out was when I was sending a text involving sexual comments to my girlfriend and accidentally also sent it to one of my friends. I'm sure that put him off for a sec but I realized I did it and told him it was sent to the wrong person. Thats really about it though.
On November 17 2010 14:19 drsnuggles wrote: Well, this some needs some introducing to the topic first. Over the last 2 semesters I've successfully 'invaded' our university's WLAN/WiFi and managed to get access to the e-mail accounts of the students etc..when I'm really bored I like to log-in into accounts on random people and just read some of their mails and hope to read something kinky/insider stuff. After you've read their personal stuff for some time, you really get to know people better, without them even knowing you..and sometimes it's kind of hard to distinguish between people you know good because you spent a lot of time with them, and people you know really well because you read all about them ^^
Well, one creepy/funny story was: A girl I've never seen before came back from her study abroad semester and I walked past her and asked her how her semester was..holy fuck she was creeped out and I had realized she didn't know me, so I had to make up an excuse to why I knew her etc. (we're not even 'facebook friends' as you might call it :o)
Congrats on your first cybercrime. Hacking into personal email accounts is a federal offense. You can downplay it all you want, but it is in fact illegal and can land you in jail if you got caught and they pressed charges. Odds are since you did this on your campus wifi you won't get caught, but it still makes you a dipshit, especially since you think its no big deal.
Thread title is "Creeping people out when you didn't mean to", not "Judging people on the internet when you didn't have to."
Sorry for telling the sociopath that he could go to jail for what hes doing? What exactly does your post contribute? I just felt the need to comment on the sociopath who thinks its fine to hack into personal emails.
As for the creeping out of people, the only time I really creeped anyone out was when I was sending a text involving sexual comments to my girlfriend and accidentally also sent it to one of my friends. I'm sure that put him off for a sec but I realized I did it and told him it was sent to the wrong person. Thats really about it though.
I also think in this case it's worth pointing out that "Creeping people out when you didn't mean to" is not "Having people find out you're a creep when you didn't want them to". The basic idea is that you weren't trying to do something that could really be perceived as creepy. Stalking your whole school is pretty fucking creepy.
Also, the texting thing can be super akward. 95% of my texts are to my gf, so she's the first thing that pops up on my iPhone, but it took me a while to get used to checking the name at the top for the other 5% of cases.
On November 19 2010 19:51 Sephy69 wrote: Oh I have an interesting story to tell you all! Through all of high school I refused to get glasses or I just plain didn't bother getting them. My eyesight was pretty horrible so there would be times when I would have to stare at people to see if the person was a friend or not, and there were probably some times when they caught my eye looking at them and thought, "wtf is this guy looking at me for?" So all I would do is just memorize the way my friends walk lol. Sounds a bit creepy in itself, but hey it helped me quite a bit! I think I may have read or heard from somewhere that each person has their own special walk, just like fingerprints.
Correct me if I'm wrong!
same shit, I can see close fine but like 7 feet away things get blurry. I recognize shapes and colours and often times do that long squiny stare to see if i know someone cause their blurry face looks recognizable.
I creep people out unintentionally all the time. One time at work I was talking around a pregnant girl saying like "Imagine while you're in the womb you have memories of past existences and the baby in there right now was a serial killer planning his next life path" then started saying imagine if it could read her mind then that creeped her out. She young and pregnant so that was simple. dumb teenagers
When I was younger I went to the movie theater to see Titanic with my mom and during this one scene where the boat's capsizing and the two ends are in the air one of the passengers takes a swig of alcohol and jumps off but on the way down he hits a propeller and gets flung pretty far. Anyway, the atmosphere seemed to be sort of tense around this point of the movie although, I began laughing pretty hard when he got flung which triggered my mom to start laughing but we were both able to stifle our laughter semi-successfully but the people sitting closer to us probably thought we were really odd...
I sleeptalk. A lot. And according to my ex very weird things. Once she told me about how we were in bed and I must've fallen asleep while she was still awake. And then after a while I would've turned my head in her direction and asked in some evilish, loud voice "WHERE ARE MY 50 EUROS?" lol
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