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On November 18 2010 17:42 Kyuukyuu wrote:
I introduced myself to the same girl three times. That didn't work out
I introduced myself to the same girl three times too, fml :/
But now we're married, and we laugh about it to this day 
Creepy/Awkward story:
I'm about 12 yrs old and my whole family is at the airport halfway across the United States. Needless to say, I'm in charge of my younger brothers not running off and getting kidnapped. We're heading to a terminal when one of them disappears. I quickly find him exactly where I knew he'd be. I saw his bright blonde head staring straight up at an arcade machine. Angry, I slapped him up-side the back of his head as hard as I knew I could get away with while yelling, "Trevor, what the heck!" The young kid turns around in horror, 1% of me wondering why this kid is wearing the same clothes and looks exactly like my younger brother, 99% of me thinking, "I knew life would be over at some point, I just didn't think I'd be 12." So, I did what any reasonable adult would have done. I ran.
I just hope that kid turned out alright and didn't have some unhealthy fear of strangers 'cuz of me t.t
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On November 18 2010 01:38 ProjectVirtue wrote:
When i was in grade 7 i took up foil fencing cause i always thought sword play was cool, kendo was too expensive, saber was funky, and foil just overall looked more technical which appealed to me at that age. After a couple months, a korean girl showed up in our class, and i owned her. Being the crazy kid i was, i loved making the lunges hurt so my favorite was a really fast step lunge to the chest. Now on the girl, i had no "sympathy" for lack of a better term (i didn't know hitting the breasts is supposed to be equivelant to ball kicking until like...last year...and i'm in 2nd year uni...). So i made her cry just from, the constant attacks. Another 6 months later, pow, this same girl was in my grade 8 class and when she was giving her introduction and she saw me, she teared up and walked away again. She avoided me for the next 2 years xD
Actually not only is it the equivalent of ball kicking it also greatly increases her chances of breast cancer unless she was wearing the chest armor (which only reduces the chances not totally take it out of the equation)...I know I do fencing and am a girl, so I'm always careful about not getting hit hard on the chest and the coach always tells the boys not to hit hard there either unless they want to kill the girl (though I think he emphasized it too much cause the guys freak out now every time they hit me so I had to smack them with my sword to get them to stay focused).
Now for a creepy story, I guess the closest thing would have to be the times I take the bunnies out for a walk. See unlike common conceptions bunnies need to be exercised and can't live in a cage all their life. I live in a small apartment so I take them out to campus where there is tons of grass for them to run on. I also had them train to ride my shoulder or bag (for crossing streets and heavily populated areas). The thing is sometimes people walk next to me for a while and freak out when they realize the bunny isn't my hair (bunnies are black, my hair is black, they blend in perfectly  ). Then they stare at it to see if its real for like 10 minutes before just asking. ^.^;; The thing is no one cared back home (but than again I lived in a more rural area) so I kind of expected no one to care in the city.
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On November 19 2010 06:48 The_Voidless wrote:
I told a girl that she needed to get her roommate out more while in the same conversation I said I would like to come and see her dorm some time. She took it out as he wants to get me alone to rape me. It took a little bit of explaining to her that it wasn't what I meant but she didn't believe me so I played it off that English is my second language and my 1st is Spanish.
Now every time she sees me she talks to me in Spanish, damn it so hard to keep up with.
Should've told her your second language was English and your first language was Love.
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When buying a extra large pack of condoms, like 30+ or something, the cashier told me after she rang me up: "Have a good night.".
Me being the retard I am, I chuckled and smirked a creeper smirk at her. When she looked up at me she gave me the weirdest look and looked away.
She honestly meant to tell me just to have a good night, she wasn't joking about me getting laid. Creeped her out I bet.
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Listening to State of the Game somewhere in public with headphones on. My hair's pretty long so it covers my headphones, so it looks like I'm just randomly laughing at something.
Also, had one of these today. I thought I'd lost my credit card, so I stopped in the middle of the street and while I was checking my pockets a girl walked around the corner, I turned back to backtrack to see if I could find it. Then I realized I had it in another pocket, and so I turn around again, and when I make eyecontact with this girl, I turn once again when she walks past me cause I forgot to go to the store, and then of course she was heading the same direction as me. She kinda started running after a while.
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Well I guess I do a lot of creepy stuff, but nothing stands out right now.
Running up an up escalator in the library yesterday night. I was watching the steps so I didn't notice the girl walking by until I'd made a jump up. Fortunately, I only skimmed her shoulder with my ninja reflexes. I wasn't hurt, but I followed her a few steps to ask is she was ok. I'm sure I creeped her out.
Later that night I probably creeped another ten people out. I'm like that :D
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On November 19 2010 07:39 shinosai wrote:
One time I was at Applebee's with a friend. My friend knew the waitress. Anyways, the waitress said to me, "I think I recognize you, too!" And since I had never seen her before in my life....not thinking, I was like, "no, I don't recognize you." Well, she was just trying to be friendly and I guess I really pissed her off, she was very cold for the rest of the night. I guess that's not really creepy, but, it sort of fits the mood of the thread.
Oh that happened to me once.
I met a friend (girl) on the bus and she had a friend with her. After I hugged her the friend just kind of walked up to me to hug me but I didn't recognize her so I backed away lol. She told me we had met several times and I was like O_O sorry don't remember. I really can't remember meeting her but our mutual friend told me I'm a retard so I dunno whether I or she was the creepy one in that situation. On second thought it was probably me.
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On November 19 2010 01:54 gruntrush wrote:
One time I was getting a ride to school with two buddies of mine. We were all in the back seat I was totally spaced out and had my arm comfortably resting on the arm rest. We were almost to the school before I thought "back seats don't have arm rests!". I look over and my buddy is soooooo freaked out, He's just staring at my arm, which is gripping his leg, and trying to figure out what he should be saying to me. I had even been sort of squeezing and releasing his knee the whole time. Hilarious in retrospect though.
Another time also on the way to school, I was driving and I saw a friend of mine crossing a parking lot. I decide to give him a little scare by peeling out and driving at him like crazy and blaring the horn when I get close. The kid hit the dirt in a panic and when he got up I realized it was not who I thought it was! It was another guy that went to my school that I don't really talk to very much. I felt so bad I gave him a ride to school. It was the most awkward drive ever.
haha - I miss high school.
mi scusi!
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For some reason I can't pronounce rosemary parmesan, those 2 words together just don't work for me. So anytime I go to a quiznos and order a sub, i try to say rosemary parmesan and it just comes out as some jumble and i have to repeat it like 3 times...i always get a wierd look from that.
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A while back i went to meet my gf of the time at a bar. When i got there i saw her with her back to me. So i walked over and undid her bra, which i used to do all the time as a joke. She screams and turns around. Not my girlfriend. Was made more awkward by the fact she was there with several guys who were MUCH bigger than me, i managed to avoid getting beaten down by buying them a round of drinks.
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