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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
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weaksauce
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.zch
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My only example of unintentional creeping occurs fairly regularly, but it's not my fault! Let me explain. To set the stage of the best example of this accidental creepishness: I was in undergrad, attending an environmental soil chemistry lecture. My professor, poor guy, had a very bad stutter. He was a very kind, intelligent man, and an enthusiastic teacher, but man, if ANYTHING unexpected came up, his speech would be derailed for tens of seconds. I mean, even someone raising their hand to ask a question or something would m-m-m-make him stu-stu-stutter for several sentences. On to my creepishness. I have this weird habit that I think I've developed from paying rapt attention to video games and/or movies...and that is if something happens that will make me want to blink while I'm trying to visually pay attention, I will only blink one eye at a time--or just one eye at all. So, this professor was giving a pre-exam review session and I was trying to pay attention. He happened to look at me at the exact instant something flew into my right eye, and I blinked...just the one eye... I winked at him. A male undergraduate, winking at his professor shortly before a test. The prof flew into an irreparable stutter for longer than I've ever heard anyone stutter for. It was terrible. The class had no idea what happened--usually there was a visible reason for his stutters, and this episode was worse than any other but with seemingly no cause. Only I knew my accidental crime, and after the professor finally was able to speak coherently again and the review session was over, I just quickly walked out of the room. I was too embarrassed to speak with him one-on-one ever again, even to just explain that I wasn't actually trying to seduce him or fuck with his lecture or anything. I aced the exam. | ||
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VorcePA
United States1102 Posts
On November 17 2010 16:18 0mgVitaminE wrote: I use a different version of this. I make eye contact with a person and smile at them and keep staring until i get a response. If they look away, they're probably creeped out. If they smile, based on the rules I just made a new friend. I also have my own version. I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time, and we were doing it missionary (relevant!). So she closes her eyes and kinda leans her head in a direction away from my face, and I take this time to make the biggest rape face grin imaginable. It was hard to hold, but as soon as she looked at me again she was like "OMFG STOP!". I laughed so uncontrollably we had to stop for a minute to regain my composure. | ||
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gogogadgetflow
United States2583 Posts
On November 17 2010 17:13 VorcePA wrote: I also have my own version. I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time, and we were doing it missionary (relevant!). So she closes her eyes and kinda leans her head in a direction away from my face, and I take this time to make the biggest rape face grin imaginable. It was hard to hold, but as soon as she looked at me again she was like "OMFG STOP!". I laughed so uncontrollably we had to stop for a minute to regain my composure. Creeping people out when you don't mean to thats f*cking hilarious. | ||
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checo
Mexico1364 Posts
Anyway i have creep so many ppl in so many way(most of the ones you have told i have done), but actually the most creepy stuff i have live was creepy for me XD, so im driving to my home at 2:00am and i see a pal i hadn't talk to in so long and hes walking on the sidewalk, so i actually slow down and say: Hey Paul where you're going? This dude that looks so much like my friend tells me: hey there just walking a littel i can come with you if you like(with kinda a dirty look on his face...) So i freak out and just drive away with out saying nothing... | ||
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Eknoid4
United States902 Posts
On November 17 2010 11:42 UberN00B wrote: Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised the perspective changes to a girl's. he did not switch sleep partners in the middle of the night (According to this story). I make a lot of jokes that people don't understand so they just generally play the safe side and act offended when what i actually said was totally neutral | ||
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nam nam
Sweden4672 Posts
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ImbalancedOne
United States4 Posts
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vectorix108
United States4633 Posts
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Waxangel
United States33374 Posts
Anyway, as I was explaining, I took a small child's shoe out of my pocket and started tossing it to myself. The conversation broke down into a lot of nervous laughter as everyone wondered whether it was a funny situation, or a very very scary one. (I have a habit of picking up dropped gloves/hats/scarves, and I had found the shoe on the ground and pocketed it earlier in the day) | ||
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wishbones
Canada2600 Posts
On November 17 2010 14:24 snorlax wrote: I was talking to my friend about how someone had said "Im going to fuck Deahna" (a girl in my grade) so I say "X said" then enter a fat group of people and say "Im going to fuck deahna" to my friend everyone stared at me. On November 17 2010 14:30 snorlax wrote: ---- On November 17 2010 14:34 snorlax wrote: I was talking to my friend about how someone had said "Im going to fuck Deahna" (a really hot girl in my grade) so I say "X said" then enter a fat group of people and say "Im going to fuck deahna" to my friend everyone stared at me. are you fuckin done yet lol. | ||
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Gigazing
Australia15 Posts
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Koagel
Austria167 Posts
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DarthXX
Australia998 Posts
On November 17 2010 18:12 Waxangel wrote: I was having a conversation with two of my friend's friends at a supermarket, talking about the irrationality of some of the worries human beings have. As an example, I brought up how parents were silly to worry about things like kidnappers and child molesters, when statistically they should be worrying about their children suffering a drowning or electrical accident. Anyway, as I was explaining, I took a small child's shoe out of my pocket and started tossing it to myself. The conversation broke down into a lot of nervous laughter as everyone wondered whether it was a funny situation, or a very very scary one. (I have a habit of picking up dropped gloves/hats/scarves, and I had found the shoe on the ground and pocketed it earlier in the day) Not gonna lie, this is a very ... strange habit. Awesome situation though, if I was in a similar one I'd totally milk it with my best joke-kidnap anecdote and serious nervous laughing  | ||
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Klimpen
New Zealand100 Posts
Turns out that my pants had folded in such a way so it looked like there was a giant penis bulge down the inside of my thigh and I was touching myself. | ||
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Electric.Jesus
Germany755 Posts
Lesson learned, I guess. | ||
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wishbones
Canada2600 Posts
On November 17 2010 18:43 Electric.Jesus wrote: I once freaked out a girl who studied at may university. Met her at a party. I have a pretty good memory (and when I say pretty good i mean it), so I recalled having seen her before on a train, and more specifically, where she sat, what day and time it was, the color of her jacket and how the person next to her looked. Naturally, the conversation stopped there as the girl assumed I was stalking her. O_o Lesson learned, I guess. fuck that shit, some bitchez be bitchez, real woman be real women that simple. she just wanted dick and you gave her too much honesty lol. | ||
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Kiriya.Kite
Canada32 Posts
.....or so I thought it was my sister. She gave me the most freaked out look and zoomed away xD | ||
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Zingerac
United States138 Posts
So it was an exceptionally slow day and I didn't really have anything to do I was talking to two of the more attractive women that work with me. They kinda started talking more amongst themselves and I started to space out. There was one thing that just so happened to catch my ear to which I intelligently responded "Please don't shit on the floor, that wouldn't be really cool and I'd probably have to clean it up." She just so happened to be talking about being tired and feeling like she could just SIT on the floor. I didn't really talk to them for the rest of that shift >.< | ||
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