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Chemistry class, first period of the day in the middle of my Junior year of High School. I zone out, because I didn't sleep much the night before but I know that the teacher will be pissed if I go to sleep. Three minutes pass, the bell for class has not rung yet.
A girl sits in front of me to the left, exactly where I am staring. She turns around and talks to her friend. She then looks toward me. She claps. Huge tits. I become aware of what was presented to me. She's pissed.
She was the soccer manager. I was a soccer player. She gives me crap for a month about it.
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I do that staring thing so much. There's a girl in my macroeconomics class with huge knockers who sits kinda in front of me and at an angle. I catch myself mindlessly staring at her almost once a week, and she always looks at me nervously. She's also begun wearing more concealing sweaters with each passing week. I feel so bad, but I don't know how to apologize to her. "Sorry for staring at your cans, I didn't mean to, honest!"...?
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As I handed it back to her I looked her straight in the eyes, gave a blank stare... and said in a really low voice... "Now you owe me..." i laughed really hard at that, and have to try it sometime lol.
ya, i do the blank-stare into space / be in deep thought only to realize i was eye balling some girl across the room without noticing. or if i dont want to look down at my homework during class, ill just kind of hold the paper up and the girl infront of me thinks im looking her, so she looks at me, and cause of that i immediately look at her, and it just confirms it for her... if that makes sense
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On November 17 2010 07:48 Maedi wrote: The worst is when you're staring off into space and then suddenly you snap back into focus and you realize you're staring at someone who's just realized you are seemingly-staring at them. D:
i do this all the time on the bus, then i suddenly realize im staring at some girls chest and shes giving me really really dirty looks
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On November 17 2010 08:15 Corrupt wrote: One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside.
If done something similar before, lol. Its pretty funny. The other people just look at you with dread in there eyes. I felt so bad that i had to re-assure them I wasnt going to stab them. haha.
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When I was like, 10 years old I was down the park kicking a ball around when I saw my neighbor(at least I thought it was)walking away with his back facing me. So i sneak up on him and push him to the ground and start laughing. It wasn't my neighbor O_O.
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On November 17 2010 11:42 UberN00B wrote:Show nested quote +On November 17 2010 08:33 Cel.erity wrote: I have this habit of falling asleep with my eyes open. Like, wide open. I can be at a party, holding a drink, totally asleep while people talk to me and I just kind of mumble back. It's also really awkward when it happens in bed with a girl; can you imagine waking up and seeing the guy you're in bed with just staring at you? But yeah, it's never caused any breakups or anything, just a little creepy. Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised
It's correct....
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Only every single woman I've ever been on a date with.
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I was sitting on a bench at school waiting for class to start. I had my hood up and the headset with an earpiece and microphone you can use for your cell phone so my phone was in my pocket and my hands were just cupped in front of me and you couldn't see the headset or wire because it was under my hoodie.
He was talking about one of his classes and said "Why do I always fail these quizzes?" right when he asked that 2 girls walked by and instinctively I looked and made eye contact with them while answering his question by saying "Because you touch yourself at night." They sped off pretty fast.
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Sometimes in 3v3, on that map with the 2 destructible rock naturals, I get my second hatch up too early and the creep covers my partner's expo... and they get all angry and stuff
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i'm gonna tell a story about someone who creeps me out when he doesn't mean to (maybe he does, who knows). one of the guys i work with always touches me in weird ways (LET ME EXPLAIN, LOL, NO ASSUMPTIONS!). we're lifeguards, and one day i was setting up the deck, and he walks by. I say whats up, and then he says, "smile!" (I naturally appear stoic) and starts poking my stomach. and this is in front of parents sitting in the viewing gallery. first time, kind of creepy, i decided to think nothing of it. next i'm at work, and he decides to come up and hug me as i say hi to everyone coming in. as he hugs me, i give the freaked out look over the shoulder to all the other staff. next, we happen to be on the same bus, and he comes to me, says "you look sad", and starts saying "tickle, tickle" and starts trying to tickle my belly. i become noticeably uncomfortable at this point, so he stops....THEN HE FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN!! god, people are giving weird stares and shit, i feel violated. my friends at work see it too, and find it hilarious. NOT COOL! idk whats up with him, maybe he's hitting on me, but it's creeping the shit out of me, because i think it's in good spirit.
EDIT: Never mind, this creeps me out more than that. Bunny lover for Manfred
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what i do is stare at someone wait for them to look back at me and continue to stare at them i know this isn't you're point but i think it's funny to see when they keep checking back over and over. =D
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On November 17 2010 08:15 Corrupt wrote: One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside.
oh god xD I laughed so hard at this. just wondering, what do you use the knife for?
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On November 17 2010 11:42 UberN00B wrote:Show nested quote +On November 17 2010 08:33 Cel.erity wrote: I have this habit of falling asleep with my eyes open. Like, wide open. I can be at a party, holding a drink, totally asleep while people talk to me and I just kind of mumble back. It's also really awkward when it happens in bed with a girl; can you imagine waking up and seeing the guy you're in bed with just staring at you? But yeah, it's never caused any breakups or anything, just a little creepy. Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised
Reread it. It's not what you think it is. He wrote it correctly, you must have simply read it wrong. He obviously switched to the perspective of the girl, why would he be the one to be surprised by him sleeping with his own eyes open?
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On November 17 2010 12:38 eLiE wrote:i'm gonna tell a story about someone who creeps me out when he doesn't mean to (maybe he does, who knows). one of the guys i work with always touches me in weird ways (LET ME EXPLAIN, LOL, NO ASSUMPTIONS!). we're lifeguards, and one day i was setting up the deck, and he walks by. I say whats up, and then he says, "smile!" (I naturally appear stoic) and starts poking my stomach. and this is in front of parents sitting in the viewing gallery. first time, kind of creepy, i decided to think nothing of it. next i'm at work, and he decides to come up and hug me as i say hi to everyone coming in. as he hugs me, i give the freaked out look over the shoulder to all the other staff. next, we happen to be on the same bus, and he comes to me, says "you look sad", and starts saying "tickle, tickle" and starts trying to tickle my belly. i become noticeably uncomfortable at this point, so he stops....THEN HE FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN!! god, people are giving weird stares and shit, i feel violated. my friends at work see it too, and find it hilarious. NOT COOL! idk whats up with him, maybe he's hitting on me, but it's creeping the shit out of me, because i think it's in good spirit. EDIT: Never mind, this creeps me out more than that. Bunny lover for Manfred
People do this shit all the time. Tickling might be a little much, but in all honesty, if you gave a "weird look" I'd say a majority of the people would just think you're acting overly homophobic and making a deal out of something that isn't there. Literally, see this ALL THE TIME.
EDIT: accidental double postt
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On November 17 2010 12:46 FabledIntegral wrote:Show nested quote +On November 17 2010 12:38 eLiE wrote:i'm gonna tell a story about someone who creeps me out when he doesn't mean to (maybe he does, who knows). one of the guys i work with always touches me in weird ways (LET ME EXPLAIN, LOL, NO ASSUMPTIONS!). we're lifeguards, and one day i was setting up the deck, and he walks by. I say whats up, and then he says, "smile!" (I naturally appear stoic) and starts poking my stomach. and this is in front of parents sitting in the viewing gallery. first time, kind of creepy, i decided to think nothing of it. next i'm at work, and he decides to come up and hug me as i say hi to everyone coming in. as he hugs me, i give the freaked out look over the shoulder to all the other staff. next, we happen to be on the same bus, and he comes to me, says "you look sad", and starts saying "tickle, tickle" and starts trying to tickle my belly. i become noticeably uncomfortable at this point, so he stops....THEN HE FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN!! god, people are giving weird stares and shit, i feel violated. my friends at work see it too, and find it hilarious. NOT COOL! idk whats up with him, maybe he's hitting on me, but it's creeping the shit out of me, because i think it's in good spirit. EDIT: Never mind, this creeps me out more than that. Bunny lover for Manfred People do this shit all the time. Tickling might be a little much, but in all honesty, if you gave a "weird look" I'd say a majority of the people would just think you're acting overly homophobic and making a deal out of something that isn't there. Literally, see this ALL THE TIME. EDIT: accidental double postt
Trust, I'm not homophobic. We do all that masculine crap where you do weird shit to make people uncomfortable, but it's different with this guy, cause it feels sincere, like he wants me to smile. EDIT: AND THERE IS NO TICKLING INVOLVED. if my best friend did that to me, i'd be like wtf, get away from me. that really feels like an invasion of personal space.
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On November 17 2010 12:42 ThunderAPEX wrote:Show nested quote +On November 17 2010 08:15 Corrupt wrote: One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside. oh god xD I laughed so hard at this. just wondering, what do you use the knife for?
What do you not use the knife for? I carry one around with me everywhere.
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i hate when people just stare off into fucking space, or people keep looking back behind them and catch eyes with you while you're in class with them. Always seems like they want something from you, but most the time it's just coincidence.
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On November 17 2010 11:47 pinenamu wrote: LOL these stories. One time I followed this guy that looked exactly like a friend. I was calling out his name and noticed he walked faster. I was following him laughing, thinking he was walking faster as a joke.. What a creeper I was lol
lol been down that road one to many times, ill wave at people, call out to them, pat them on the back and boy are people not very understanding
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I don't know about you guys, but at any random time when I'm walking around alone, I think of something funny and just start laughing. The other day, I'm walking home from class around 5:15 pm and it's dark out. There weren't that many people around and all of a sudden I think of something my friend said and start laughing/smiling to myself. At the same time, I looked up, since I saw some girl heading towards me and wanted to see what she looked like, and made eye contact. Pretty sure that creeped her out a bit.
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