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Hikko
United States1126 Posts
A girl sits in front of me to the left, exactly where I am staring. She turns around and talks to her friend. She then looks toward me. She claps. Huge tits. I become aware of what was presented to me. She's pissed. She was the soccer manager. I was a soccer player. She gives me crap for a month about it.  | ||
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Wrathgarr
United States32 Posts
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Asdkmoga
United States496 Posts
As I handed it back to her I looked her straight in the eyes, gave a blank stare... and said in a really low voice... "Now you owe me..." i laughed really hard at that, and have to try it sometime lol. ya, i do the blank-stare into space / be in deep thought only to realize i was eye balling some girl across the room without noticing. or if i dont want to look down at my homework during class, ill just kind of hold the paper up and the girl infront of me thinks im looking her, so she looks at me, and cause of that i immediately look at her, and it just confirms it for her... if that makes sense | ||
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TryThis
Canada1522 Posts
On November 17 2010 07:48 Maedi wrote: The worst is when you're staring off into space and then suddenly you snap back into focus and you realize you're staring at someone who's just realized you are seemingly-staring at them. D: i do this all the time on the bus, then i suddenly realize im staring at some girls chest and shes giving me really really dirty looks | ||
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Darpa
Canada4413 Posts
On November 17 2010 08:15 Corrupt wrote: One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside. If done something similar before, lol. Its pretty funny. The other people just look at you with dread in there eyes. I felt so bad that i had to re-assure them I wasnt going to stab them. haha. | ||
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Demarini
United States151 Posts
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howerpower
United States619 Posts
On November 17 2010 11:42 UberN00B wrote: Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised It's correct.... | ||
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No_Roo
United States905 Posts
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Treva
United States533 Posts
He was talking about one of his classes and said "Why do I always fail these quizzes?" right when he asked that 2 girls walked by and instinctively I looked and made eye contact with them while answering his question by saying "Because you touch yourself at night." They sped off pretty fast. | ||
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synapse
China13814 Posts
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eLiE
Canada1039 Posts
EDIT: Never mind, this creeps me out more than that. Bunny lover for Manfred | ||
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Elevenst
Canada249 Posts
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ThunderAPEX
United States35 Posts
On November 17 2010 08:15 Corrupt wrote: One night in my neighbourhood, I was calmly heading home with a cigarette hanging in my mouth. I stopped (just next to some car) to pick the lighter from my jacket but I accidently pulled my knife instead. The next thing I heard was the car doors locking, followed by the panic scream of the woman inside. oh god xD I laughed so hard at this. just wondering, what do you use the knife for? | ||
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FabledIntegral
United States9232 Posts
On November 17 2010 11:42 UberN00B wrote: Wait, what? Yeah I guess I would be pretty surprised Reread it. It's not what you think it is. He wrote it correctly, you must have simply read it wrong. He obviously switched to the perspective of the girl, why would he be the one to be surprised by him sleeping with his own eyes open? | ||
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FabledIntegral
United States9232 Posts
On November 17 2010 12:38 eLiE wrote: i'm gonna tell a story about someone who creeps me out when he doesn't mean to (maybe he does, who knows). one of the guys i work with always touches me in weird ways (LET ME EXPLAIN, LOL, NO ASSUMPTIONS!). we're lifeguards, and one day i was setting up the deck, and he walks by. I say whats up, and then he says, "smile!" (I naturally appear stoic) and starts poking my stomach. and this is in front of parents sitting in the viewing gallery. first time, kind of creepy, i decided to think nothing of it. next i'm at work, and he decides to come up and hug me as i say hi to everyone coming in. as he hugs me, i give the freaked out look over the shoulder to all the other staff. next, we happen to be on the same bus, and he comes to me, says "you look sad", and starts saying "tickle, tickle" and starts trying to tickle my belly. i become noticeably uncomfortable at this point, so he stops....THEN HE FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN!! god, people are giving weird stares and shit, i feel violated. my friends at work see it too, and find it hilarious. NOT COOL! idk whats up with him, maybe he's hitting on me, but it's creeping the shit out of me, because i think it's in good spirit. EDIT: Never mind, this creeps me out more than that. Bunny lover for Manfred People do this shit all the time. Tickling might be a little much, but in all honesty, if you gave a "weird look" I'd say a majority of the people would just think you're acting overly homophobic and making a deal out of something that isn't there. Literally, see this ALL THE TIME. EDIT: accidental double postt | ||
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eLiE
Canada1039 Posts
On November 17 2010 12:46 FabledIntegral wrote: People do this shit all the time. Tickling might be a little much, but in all honesty, if you gave a "weird look" I'd say a majority of the people would just think you're acting overly homophobic and making a deal out of something that isn't there. Literally, see this ALL THE TIME. EDIT: accidental double postt Trust, I'm not homophobic. We do all that masculine crap where you do weird shit to make people uncomfortable, but it's different with this guy, cause it feels sincere, like he wants me to smile. EDIT: AND THERE IS NO TICKLING INVOLVED. if my best friend did that to me, i'd be like wtf, get away from me. that really feels like an invasion of personal space. | ||
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Joementum
787 Posts
On November 17 2010 12:42 ThunderAPEX wrote: oh god xD I laughed so hard at this. just wondering, what do you use the knife for? What do you not use the knife for? I carry one around with me everywhere. | ||
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Contagious
United States1319 Posts
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Noev
United States1105 Posts
On November 17 2010 11:47 pinenamu wrote: LOL these stories. One time I followed this guy that looked exactly like a friend. I was calling out his name and noticed he walked faster. I was following him laughing, thinking he was walking faster as a joke.. What a creeper I was lol lol been down that road one to many times, ill wave at people, call out to them, pat them on the back and boy are people not very understanding | ||
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Joementum
787 Posts
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