Joke Thread 2010 - Page 5

a cock that stays up all night

you tell a really bad joke

because humans dont have gills

he said "ouch"

you think one of them would've seen it...

So these two guys are at work picking peanuts in a peanut field. One guy looks up and sees a guy sitting under a tree sippin pink lemonade. The guy looks at his partner and asks"Hey Joe, why does that guy get to sit in the shade sippin pink lemonade while we have to work in the hot sun picking peanuts?" Joe says I don't know, go ask him. So the worker walks up to the man and asks him. The man stands up and tells the worker, "I sit here drinking my lemonade because I passed the idiot test." The worker goes, "Well whats that? Can I try passin?" The man says sure and places his hand on the trunk of the tree. "Now, I want you to hit my hand as hard as you can." The man says to the worker. The worker winds up and goes to hit the man's hand but the man moves his hand just in time for the worker to break his own hand on the tree. The worker, seeing that he failed the test, mopes back to Joe. Joe asks him, "Well, why does he get to drink the lemonade?" The worker looks at Joe and says, "Because he passed the idiot test." Joe asks the worker, "Well, whats that?" The worker places his hand over his face and tells Joe, "Hit my hand as hard as you can...