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So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
January 15 2010 23:55 GMT
#61
I don't think I've ever stolen anything (other than downloading I've previously done, of course), but I have an amusing story from when I was in 7th grade, so I couldn't have been more than 11 or 12.

A friend and I went to the grocery store across the street after school, and we were browsing the magazine aisle. I saw that the current copy of PC Gamer magazine (or some other PC magazine) had a demo disk with Hitman 2 on it. Looking back, I doubt my computer would have been able to run it anyway, but I wanted it.

So I told my friend to try to block the camera. He did, and I created a hole in the back of the plastic. I pulled the disk out, and either my nerves of my conscience got to me, as I put the disk back. So my friend and I shop around a bit, and as we're leaving the store, someone enters the store, and comes up to us, then flashes a security guard badge.

We're brought to the back, and we unsuccessfully try to play dumb. We were held for about an hour and a half, with the dude repeatedly asking questions, and scaring the hell out of us. He said he would have let me go if I had been able to pay for the magazine, but I couldn't. So in the end, he just took us over to the school, left our names with the dean, and let us go.

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selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
January 15 2010 23:59 GMT
#62
On January 16 2010 08:48 Jyvblamo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2010 08:45 Monokeros wrote:
On January 16 2010 07:08 redtooth wrote:
holographic pokemon cards when i was younger.


friend stole my holographic venasaur and said his dog ate he, he magically had one a few days later. I just decided my friendship with him was worth more than one card, apperntly he didnt agree

*sigh* elementary school days

But Venusaur was the coolest pokemon.

Hope you're joking. Venasaur was/is a pussy.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
January 16 2010 00:06 GMT
#63
An enigma, hoto, cta and a bunch of fg but thts about it
Gryffindor_us
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States5606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-16 00:07:12
January 16 2010 00:06 GMT
#64
Torrent downloads and a lollipop when I was 5... nothing else. Oh and I returned the lollipop lol.
Remember 11-12-04. 이윤열 ~. |||| ZerO, IriS, JangBi, Stork, BackHo! Mah Jae Yoon is no longer a feared entity.
Methos
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States206 Posts
January 16 2010 00:32 GMT
#65
Just internet software. It's not worth the risk in real life imo
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
January 16 2010 00:39 GMT
#66
My cousin's heart. -__-
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
arcticStorm
Profile Joined January 2009
United States295 Posts
January 16 2010 00:42 GMT
#67
your girlfriend

but honestly, it's probably a pencil I borrowed but forgot to return.
This statement is a lie.
Vacagodxx
Profile Joined October 2009
United States18 Posts
January 16 2010 00:45 GMT
#68
probably a few drones from people's mineral lines, cuz they weren't watching. only until the mutas flew into their base did they realize that it wasn't ZvP anymore.

well, apart from that, probably some sex from a prostitute
Make some noise!
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
January 16 2010 00:48 GMT
#69
Music and movies... and some games... that is all.
Oh no
Eskii
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada544 Posts
January 16 2010 00:50 GMT
#70
A guys ugly girlfriend, just to tool him.

As far as material possessions go... A carebear stuffed toy.
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
January 16 2010 00:51 GMT
#71
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=73281

Good times.
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
January 16 2010 00:53 GMT
#72
I was hammered at some random house party on campus and I went into the kitchen and stole two packets of ramen noodles.
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
tnarg122
Profile Joined February 2008
United States12 Posts
January 16 2010 00:55 GMT
#73
Tried to steal a knife from a Tony's pizza but got caught when it dropped out of my coat while walking out of the store. Waitress saw it and said I could keep it but I told her "you win this round" and proceeded to walk out. Waited about a year and a half before going back and successfully stealing one.
Benis Purger
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
January 16 2010 00:59 GMT
#74
Hahaha I have a feeling the REAL sticky fingers aren't posting in this thread. ^^
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
January 16 2010 00:59 GMT
#75
Road signs, that 's about it. I had a tendency to do that while drunk.
觀過斯知仁矣.
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
January 16 2010 00:59 GMT
#76
I've never stolen anything in my life.

I am an innocent little butterfly.
Nony is Bonjwa
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 16 2010 01:05 GMT
#77
toilet paper from work because i was out at home...
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
January 16 2010 01:05 GMT
#78
stole one of those

[image loading]


only the light at the top

was the dumbest idea ever, i hid it in my room but it automatically starts flashing when it's dark, so i either had a flashing closet or i couldn't sleep

dumped it the next day
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
January 16 2010 01:05 GMT
#79
a little metal leaf thing that folded out to be a knife. looked cool at the time..don't even know where it is now though. wasn't worth the risk :/
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
January 16 2010 01:08 GMT
#80
A street sign pointing out on which road you were lol. My friend has it under his bed, hahaahha
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