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I don't think I've ever stolen anything (other than downloading I've previously done, of course), but I have an amusing story from when I was in 7th grade, so I couldn't have been more than 11 or 12.
A friend and I went to the grocery store across the street after school, and we were browsing the magazine aisle. I saw that the current copy of PC Gamer magazine (or some other PC magazine) had a demo disk with Hitman 2 on it. Looking back, I doubt my computer would have been able to run it anyway, but I wanted it.
So I told my friend to try to block the camera. He did, and I created a hole in the back of the plastic. I pulled the disk out, and either my nerves of my conscience got to me, as I put the disk back. So my friend and I shop around a bit, and as we're leaving the store, someone enters the store, and comes up to us, then flashes a security guard badge.
We're brought to the back, and we unsuccessfully try to play dumb. We were held for about an hour and a half, with the dude repeatedly asking questions, and scaring the hell out of us. He said he would have let me go if I had been able to pay for the magazine, but I couldn't. So in the end, he just took us over to the school, left our names with the dean, and let us go.
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On January 16 2010 08:48 Jyvblamo wrote:Show nested quote +On January 16 2010 08:45 Monokeros wrote:On January 16 2010 07:08 redtooth wrote: holographic pokemon cards when i was younger. friend stole my holographic venasaur and said his dog ate he, he magically had one a few days later. I just decided my friendship with him was worth more than one card, apperntly he didnt agree  *sigh* elementary school days But Venusaur was the coolest pokemon. Hope you're joking. Venasaur was/is a pussy.
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An enigma, hoto, cta and a bunch of fg but thts about it
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Torrent downloads and a lollipop when I was 5... nothing else. Oh and I returned the lollipop lol.
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Just internet software. It's not worth the risk in real life imo
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your girlfriend
but honestly, it's probably a pencil I borrowed but forgot to return.
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probably a few drones from people's mineral lines, cuz they weren't watching. only until the mutas flew into their base did they realize that it wasn't ZvP anymore.
well, apart from that, probably some sex from a prostitute
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Music and movies... and some games... that is all.
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A guys ugly girlfriend, just to tool him.
As far as material possessions go... A carebear stuffed toy.
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I was hammered at some random house party on campus and I went into the kitchen and stole two packets of ramen noodles.
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Tried to steal a knife from a Tony's pizza but got caught when it dropped out of my coat while walking out of the store. Waitress saw it and said I could keep it but I told her "you win this round" and proceeded to walk out. Waited about a year and a half before going back and successfully stealing one.
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Hahaha I have a feeling the REAL sticky fingers aren't posting in this thread. ^^
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Road signs, that 's about it. I had a tendency to do that while drunk.
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I've never stolen anything in my life.
I am an innocent little butterfly.
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toilet paper from work because i was out at home...
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stole one of those
only the light at the top
was the dumbest idea ever, i hid it in my room but it automatically starts flashing when it's dark, so i either had a flashing closet or i couldn't sleep
dumped it the next day
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a little metal leaf thing that folded out to be a knife. looked cool at the time..don't even know where it is now though. wasn't worth the risk :/
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A street sign pointing out on which road you were lol. My friend has it under his bed, hahaahha
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