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FortuneSyn
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sung_moon
United States10110 Posts
the ironic part about the spray paint was in middle school after i tagged a random empty lot in philly my school had an art project which was a huge mural on the side of the school lot. week after is tole teh spray paint can the mural got tagged by the same color spray paint | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
I was drunk in some foreign city liquor store that doubled as a fish processing place/deli/butcher or whatever. I was in the store with my drunk self and friends and I forget what we were doing there (just killing time waiting for someone) we had no money and no ride. but all the sudden I got hungry and I stuffed 2 bags of Doritos in my pants and it was all scrunchy and loud and puffed out and I just walked out and the guy at the front did a double take. I dunno what I was thinking. lol Also, another similar circumstance I was at a Ralph's and we weren't 21 and couldn't find someone to buy us booze, so we all decided to go into the store and gaffle some bottles. Since 2 friends were already going to get some vodka or whatever, I figured I'd just grab some random beers out of import 12 packs that I never tried before. As I walked out the isle facing the door one of the beers slipped out of my belt and slid down my leg to my shoe, and then onto the floor. I was too far past the point of no return, so I kept going. I started to limp to try and cover it, while trying to move faster, but the bottle was dragging and making a distinct noise. The lady checker who was talking to some other checker made some funny comment about alcohol (I forget what she said exactly, something like hard days work needs some R&R) and I just kept walking. Yet another time, Two of my friends were retarded and walked right through the front where the employees and no customer were gathered (at like 10pm) to the alcohol isle, while I took the long way around. They went back out the same way they came with bottles in their belts like a minute later. The manager decided to run after them when he tried to stop/grab them (they got away). But me however was all the way down the isle facing the door (watching it all go down) and quickly put my bottle on a shelf. As I walked out the guy tried to hassle me and I blew him off. edit - Actually I do remember one of the dumbest things I've stolen. I was at the nickel nickel arcade with friends and we were about to leave and waiting near the counter to cash some tickets in for tootsie rolls or whatever else useless crap we could get. The girl was no where to be found and I saw that the counter was open, There was fake blood there for like 500 tickets lol and I just grabbed it and started walking out the door. The girl came out and yelled to me but I started laughing and running. I had that fake blood tube for like 5 years or something until like 2 halloweens ago I used it all up on my zombie costume. I always found it funny how people would make half assed attempts and like go out the store after you are long gone and yell shit like "COME BACK" or whatever. Ok, sure, I'll come back so I can be billed, arrested, beat up. It's one of the dumbest things people do I've ever witnessed and I've seen in many times. | ||
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Pokebunny
United States10654 Posts
On January 16 2010 07:09 motbob wrote: money from my mom's purse just kidding mom HAHAHHAHA if no one gets the connection: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=106652 The only thing I can remember ever stealing is a strawberry. | ||
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Kong John
Denmark1020 Posts
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mrmin123
Korea (South)2971 Posts
On January 16 2010 10:13 IntoTheWow wrote: Mrmin's virginity Why do you write these things and never tell me? And what do you mean, the dumbest thing you've stolen >:[ | ||
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Treeplant
United States214 Posts
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Gigaudas
Sweden1213 Posts
Yea, I'd like to go back in time and give the young me a beating >_> | ||
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silencefc
United States875 Posts
My friend felt guilty and went back in to return them; told me she got some nasty stares from the employees but nothing really happened. This was in Korea around '05. | ||
DivinO
United States4796 Posts
On January 26 2010 19:13 Seele wrote: Garfield comic book at lost and found. I'd have done the same thing. Gotta have that. :/ | ||
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
edit: and it wasn't even a good card lol | ||
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checo
Mexico1364 Posts
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ArchoN[VenoM]
United States90 Posts
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LarJarsE
United States1378 Posts
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qppa
Poland66 Posts
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KOFgokuon
United States14893 Posts
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r4j2ill
Canada111 Posts
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AdamBanks
Canada996 Posts
edit: also in highschool i had a habit of taking all the balls out of the mice in the comp lab. still have about 30 of em | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
On January 16 2010 07:11 synapse wrote: Gum. The only thing I've ever stolen | ||
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Gretorp
United States586 Posts
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