Dumbest Thing You've Stolen - Page 12

On January 17 2010 20:25 FortuneSyn wrote:
I stole a lifeguard vest from the airplane that's under the seat.

I stole an extra hotel room key so a girl and I didn't have to have sex in a room with 2 of my mates sleeping again. Next morning the bed was fucking red cuz she menstruated during the night. I got caught and had to pay the bill .

On January 16 2010 07:11 synapse wrote:
Gum. The only thing I've ever stolen

On January 17 2010 21:04 NiGoL wrote:


A lifeguard vest? why the f%%% do you want that lol? and how did u get it out? :| :d
loool on that story tho, how much did u had to pay?

On January 17 2010 20:25 FortuneSyn wrote:
I stole a lifeguard vest from the airplane that's under the seat.

I stole an extra hotel room key so a girl and I didn't have to have sex in a room with 2 of my mates sleeping again. Next morning the bed was fucking red cuz she menstruated during the night. I got caught and had to pay the bill .

On January 17 2010 18:59 hifriend wrote:
In sweden many small shops/convenience stores have something called "the ice cream man" standing outside to indicate that they sell ice cream. In my drunken mind, I must have those. I think I've stolen 5 or something..



Once I borrowed my friends student appartment and I left one standing in his livingroom

On January 18 2010 23:38 Cpadolf wrote:
Me and my former roommate once stole a parasol-stand from a McDonald's (at like 02:00 in the middle of the night, plenty of alcohol involved). It was made out of concrete and probably weighed around 60-70 Kg.

So we started dragging it home, (which is about 2 Km away from where we started) but 200m and a lot of time later we figured that it wouldn't really work. Our idea then was to steal a bike, and put it on the package holder, though of course there weren't any unlocked bikes around. We took one anyway and thought that it could still work, as generally only the back wheel is locked we could maybe balance it on the saddle and lift the back wheel up in the air, so that we at least can roll it home even if we still had to lift the weight. Naturally, that didn't go too well.

Now instead I decided to run all the way home, get my own bike and use that one to get the precious stand home. This did work, and after carefully balancing it on the package holder while slowly rolling the bike all the way home, and then carrying it up 3 sets of narrow stairs we where now one parasol-stand richer (though not without any cost, as my package holder broke under the weight of the concrete). We placed it in my room, glued a face of a preist on it and named it "The Reverend".

Two months later or so we noted that due to it having been wet on the underside when we put it there, the floor carpet had started to rot. So we once again had to move it, and in the middle of the next night we left it behind someones house.

It was a weird, stupid and awesome time back then.

On January 18 2010 23:12 LF9 wrote:

That sucks so bad. I hate when hotels slam you with expensive bills. I know in a lot of fancy hotels they have like these 10 dollar bottles of water, and if you open them, they charge it to your account. It's fun though when you are in a room that you aren't paying for, to open all the water/liquor/soda/snacks and just devour everything on someone else's dollar. I guess that kind of counts as stealing.

On January 19 2010 12:51 Draconizard wrote:


You know, I once stayed in a hotel room where the snacks/water were tracked with laser sensors. If any item were removed from its innocuous looking stand for more than thirty seconds, a charge would automatically be added to the bill even if one were to put the item back unopened immediately afterward. You can imagine how incensed I was upon checkout.

On January 17 2010 18:12 LaiShin wrote:
I have only stolen kills in dota. Does that count?

On January 19 2010 13:03 kerr0r wrote:
The only thing that comes to mind is...a traffic cone.

On January 19 2010 19:53 Cpadolf wrote:


Traffic cones are awesome. Once, my fried and I took one and made it into a shrine for Tom Cruise

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