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LorDo
Profile Joined December 2008
Sweden485 Posts
January 17 2010 01:56 GMT
#201
bus stop sign.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
January 17 2010 02:12 GMT
#202
On January 17 2010 10:06 QQplay wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2010 07:46 mombob wrote:
On January 16 2010 07:09 motbob wrote:
money from my mom's purse

just kidding mom

:@ !

LOL

"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
vx70GTOJudgexv
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3161 Posts
January 17 2010 02:24 GMT
#203
We stole 2 plates, 3 sets of silverware, a glass and a napkin holder from a fancy Italian restaurant my cross-country coach took the team to the beginning of my freshman semester. I have two Denny's menus and a Coca-Cola glass from Dennys, as well as a mug and 4 steak knives from Chiles. There's something fun about stealing from restaurants.
(-_-) BW for ever. #1 Iris fan.
Equaoh
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada427 Posts
January 17 2010 02:33 GMT
#204
On January 16 2010 07:07 I_Love_Bacon wrote:
I was talking with my brother yesterday about various topics. Eventually the topic turned to alcohol and some silly drinks and he mentioned that Dr. Mcgillicuttys and root beer is fantastic. The random mention of root beer suddenly whisked me back to childhood.

This was sometime in the early 90's when Barq's Root Beer started a promotion of putting temporary tattoos inside their 12 packs of soda. My brother and I had to have them. THEY'RE TEMPORARY TATTOOS! So for the next couple of months anytime my mother would drag us along to go grocery shopping we'd go about on our top secret mission to steal them from the boxes. We'd have somebody be the lookout while the other secretly slid his hand inside the box and tried to pull them out while people weren't watching. It went like clockwork. Soon we had hordes and hordes of temporary tattoos and we looked unbelievably badass.... or at least we thought we did.

So, drunk or not, what is the dumbest thing you've ever stolen?


What is this bizarre TL/reddit crossover?!

I stole a bunch of holographic Entei cards from the Pokemon movie premier once... thought I was going to be making big money selling them. And after all that I didn't even see the movie.
zFly
Profile Joined May 2009
United States75 Posts
January 17 2010 03:01 GMT
#205
pokemon yellow from a friend. Stupidest thing ever.
Chunkybuddha
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada347 Posts
January 17 2010 03:07 GMT
#206
I B&E someone's house I hated for his Magic: The Gathering cards.
USER WAS SEXUALLY ABUSED FOR THIS POST.
JudasT
Profile Joined January 2003
Spain2226 Posts
January 17 2010 03:09 GMT
#207
Few years ago I stole a fisheye mirror from the street
Taking the time to have simple fun everyday is a must for a happy life.
TheLardyGooser
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada145 Posts
January 17 2010 03:28 GMT
#208
I went into a relative acquaintance's party and was one of only 2 people sober. To liven up the mood we stole half the birthday cake and a bottle of fabreeze
"Dust bit makes mountains"
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
January 17 2010 05:07 GMT
#209
On January 17 2010 00:04 Silentness wrote:
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On January 16 2010 23:54 Kenpachi wrote:
2mil in runescape.


LOL good old Runescape.

I played that game almost right when it came out.

The classic 2d version... where there were NO BANKS. What kind of dumb crap is that... if you died you were pretty much F'ed! So you had to make alternate characters to hold all your junk. So you would find a private spot to drop your items and then log on to your alternate character to pick the stuff up and vice versa.

I caught someone dropping their stuff so I ran and took his stuff when he logged off. LOL



oo this reminds me I used to spend hours on d2 joining games

123/1
123/123
1/1
2/2
xfer/1
xfer1/1
q1/1
w1/1
qwert/y
qwerty1/1

etc... etc... etc...

Got some pretty nice items but I guess that beats magic the gathering cards as the stupidest thing I ever stole.
Hi.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 17 2010 05:16 GMT
#210
I stole a pack of yugioh cards, it was so scary!
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6177 Posts
January 17 2010 05:25 GMT
#211
On January 17 2010 10:54 Myxomatosis wrote:
sister's virginity

gross...
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
January 17 2010 05:30 GMT
#212
I am kinda suprised that so many people have stolen stuff :x

The only thing I have stolen is a pair of these when I was like 4.

[image loading]


It was in a mall with my mom and once my mom saw me with them she made me bring them back and apologize.
#1 Kwanro Fan
LaiShin
Profile Joined November 2005
Australia978 Posts
January 17 2010 09:12 GMT
#213
I have only stolen kills in dota. Does that count?
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
January 17 2010 09:26 GMT
#214
I don't steal ever. I just acquire via temporary requisition.
Godimus
Profile Joined July 2009
United States126 Posts
January 17 2010 09:33 GMT
#215
i rob nigguhs all the time
im from the streets bitch
Malmis
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Sweden1569 Posts
January 17 2010 09:49 GMT
#216
One day when I was out of tp I came up with the brilliant idea of stealing one of those jumbo rolls form the university.
[image loading]

To Suport@Bethsoft.com: okay so i completed morrowind.. um, can i have my life back now?
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-17 10:01:46
January 17 2010 09:59 GMT
#217
In sweden many small shops/convenience stores have something called "the ice cream man" standing outside to indicate that they sell ice cream. In my drunken mind, I must have those. I think I've stolen 5 or something..

[image loading]


Once I borrowed my friends student appartment and I left one standing in his livingroom
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
January 17 2010 10:40 GMT
#218
On January 16 2010 20:36 IceCube wrote:
I've stolen virginity from my last gf. Does that count?
I mean really don't steal your go to hell.

You raped your gf? Was she really your gf? So basically you just raped a woman.
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
January 17 2010 10:46 GMT
#219
On January 17 2010 19:40 Kennigit wrote:
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On January 16 2010 20:36 IceCube wrote:
I've stolen virginity from my last gf. Does that count?
I mean really don't steal your go to hell.

You raped your gf? Was she really your gf? So basically you just raped a woman.

Yeah but don't steal you'll go to hell.
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
January 17 2010 11:19 GMT
#220
On January 17 2010 12:28 TheLardyGooser wrote:
I went into a relative acquaintance's party and was one of only 2 people sober. To liven up the mood we stole half the birthday cake and a bottle of fabreeze


Haha the bottle of febreeze? seriously?
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