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On January 16 2010 10:05 RaGe wrote:stole one of those only the light at the top was the dumbest idea ever, i hid it in my room but it automatically starts flashing when it's dark, so i either had a flashing closet or i couldn't sleep dumped it the next day
I've stolen one of these. I was playing bigger and better, where you have to trade a paper clip for something bigger and better, and trade that thing for something even better and you do this until you run out of time. My group said to hell with that and we made up a story where a guy gave us one of those for a paperclip. That is, we jacked one, put it in the back of my Dad's pickup and fled the scene. We lost to someone who had a horse saddle. Then we tossed the thing into a garbage dump afterwards.
Of course this never actually happened.
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I've stolen virginity from my last gf. Does that count?
I mean really don't steal your go to hell. 
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When I was like 6 I stole a gum =(. I didn't mean to steal it, I just put it in my pocket went up to the counter payed for all the other shit I picked up and forgot about the gum. When I walked outside I was like "oh shit I forgot about the gum" and I was like "go back in and pay for it, or run?" I eventually started running in fear the shop keeper would call me a shoplifter and call the police. I never visited that shop ever again in my whole life.
Oh and I never ate that gum =( felt too guilty to eat it.
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when I was like 7 or something, I dropped one of those caramel cube thingies in my shoe and walked out of a store..
I dunno why. just wanted to see what its like to steal.
Then, when i was like 15 in HS, me and my friend ran a "shady business" (he was the real one, he had fake IDs and buying porn for kids and stuff lol) but I knew this store which had no security camera's facing the front of their counter, and I had a hole in my jacket pocket and would reach down and grab the cadbury eggs and pull it up while paying for something else. Pretty foolproof plan imo, so I only did about 4 of those and sold them for a lesser price (i hated them)
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Magnesium from the chem lab
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chicken burger from my school cafeteria cause i was really hungry >.<
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Are you nuts? Cadbury eggs are freaking DELICIOUS.
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
I can't really remember stealing shit at all. Unless you count nibbling on food that was going to be thrown away when working in a deli. 
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Miriads of lighters... Nothing else.
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I was at a friends party and I was kinda drunk so I stole some drinks and hid them because I was afraid we would eventually run out of alchool too soon (I didn't want them to drink when I was not around).
I was drunk so probably I've got an excuse for doing such a dumb thing.. NOT ! :D
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A dirty, ugly spoon of poor quality.
Being drunk makes you into another person.
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On January 16 2010 23:54 Kenpachi wrote:
2mil in runescape.
LOL good old Runescape.
I played that game almost right when it came out.
The classic 2d version... where there were NO BANKS. What kind of dumb crap is that... if you died you were pretty much F'ed! So you had to make alternate characters to hold all your junk. So you would find a private spot to drop your items and then log on to your alternate character to pick the stuff up and vice versa.
I caught someone dropping their stuff so I ran and took his stuff when he logged off. LOL
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Pholon's dog, its so cute, was a bitch to get thought
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Netherlands6142 Posts
Oh fuck that's where she is! Give her back! °A°
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In the local supermarket, before there were security cameras set up, there was an aisle of sweets and stuff like that. Then there was an area of candies, and there was a pack of gum that didn't belong there, so I thought I would take it and take it to the right place (feeling righteous) but then an adult came and I got scared so I put it in my pocket... I did buy something else though. That was 10 years ago.... wow...
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I went through a phase in 4th grade where I would steal superglue from the local Genovese and Rite-Aid... I must have stolen a couple hundred of them before they finally caught me and I stopped. The hilarious thing was even after they caught me, they didn't realize I still had 20 tubes of it in my jacket before they sent me home... but yeah. What did I do with all that superglue? Nothing... =/
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England2675 Posts
A Hentai manga I found while diving in the paper recycling dumpster with my friends. We used to go in there as horny teenagers and steal the porn this guy dumped every tuesday and hide in the bushes. One day he dumped a Hentai manga about Rikku in her FFX-2 gear and decided to take it home. It's not very good. I've still go it hidden in a normal comic book upstairs.
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My hand's virginity LOLOLOL
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