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CoL_Drake
Profile Joined March 2005
Germany455 Posts
January 16 2010 05:43 GMT
#121
game boy color and pokemon game ^^
the guys i stole it had 4 and just 3 kids and was assholes they never see that its gone shitt rich idiots xD well wasnt even steal was more a mistake xD i forget to give it back xD

others a wood ladybeetle for 10cent in a shop xD jaeh i cant steal anything i am to nice
Pure.Freedom
Profile Joined January 2010
United States114 Posts
January 16 2010 05:52 GMT
#122
On January 16 2010 14:24 Probe. wrote:
I stole a sign that says "3-way". It's hanging in my room now so that one day it may come true.


Im rootin for ya buddy
What you need to do is be thankful for the life you got, you know what im sayin? ... stop lookin at what you ain't got ... start bein thankful for what you do got.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
January 16 2010 06:01 GMT
#123
Wrigley's chewing gum.
Brood War loyalist
stack
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada348 Posts
January 16 2010 06:03 GMT
#124
tmnt movie sticker cards when I was a toddler. only thing ive stolen and its still vivid in my memory.
life is short, dont F it up
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
January 16 2010 06:21 GMT
#125
A huge neon sign hanging in the back of a bar
leejas
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States440 Posts
January 16 2010 06:35 GMT
#126
someone's heart. OHHHH.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
January 16 2010 06:38 GMT
#127
When I was a kid I stole those little soap bubble things. Was like liquid soap in a gelatinous shell thing. My mom found those in my pocket and they took my Super Nintendo away for 2 weeks and told me it had been "stolen".

They only told me that it was them 3-4 years ago and I never figured that out as a kid.... So they tried to teach me a lesson but I was too dense to pick up on any of the elements of the lesson whatsoever.

Good ole' days.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
January 16 2010 06:43 GMT
#128
On January 16 2010 07:59 Chill wrote:
I actually don't think I've ever stolen anything. The closest is when I paid $40 for a $24 game of miniputt and got $36 change and got the fuck out of there.

If you left without playing then this is the dumbest one in this thread, because you actually lost $4 in that case.
Do you really want chat rooms?
inertinept
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Bangladesh1195 Posts
January 16 2010 06:49 GMT
#129
the virginity of a blond
With a gust of wind, perhaps.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
January 16 2010 06:50 GMT
#130
a girl's heart
yes.
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
January 16 2010 06:50 GMT
#131
mechanical pencil rofl
♣ Jaedong. Stork. Bisu. Calm. NaDa. SC2: Sen, MKP, DRG, MMA, Grubby, NonY, Ret, Jinro, TLO, Sheth, HayprO, Zenio,Taeja,Snute, Sea, Rain, MC,Squirtle,Stephano,Parting ,Life, and HEROOOOO <3
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
January 16 2010 07:04 GMT
#132
On January 16 2010 11:46 ghermination wrote:
I once stole over 20 bottles of different kinds of DXM containing cough syrup, an entire box of Zicam Cough Max (12 bottles) and somewhere around 15 boxes of Coricidin Cough and Cold, to stock myself with enough DXM to last for my Junior year Christmas Break.

How i went about this was simple, i just went into the store and loaded two bags full of my "loot". Then i bought a shit ton of other groceries.(Grapefruit juice, Diphenhydramine tablets, Tagamet, and some other random stuff) I grabbed the two bags (which i had stashed in the bathroom, and were later grabbed by my accomplice) from a bench where he had stashed them outside of the store. That night i had my first 4th plateau trip.



haha robo tripping.. that was fun times. 4th plateau you say? Intense, pretty fucking intense. I would know =)
XK ßubonic
Hacksaw11
Profile Joined July 2008
Australia359 Posts
January 16 2010 07:11 GMT
#133
lol this Timezone, i handed in $20 to get 20 tokens, instead i got $20 and 20 tokens lol mind boggling, i said nothing :o
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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10673 Posts
January 16 2010 07:40 GMT
#134
i once made a big plan to steal some guys Magic deck and i succeeded but he knew i took it but he couldnt prove it, damn what an ass move by me.
Im back, in pog form!
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11557 Posts
January 16 2010 07:41 GMT
#135
a piece of lead for my pencil lol
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-16 07:47:45
January 16 2010 07:44 GMT
#136
a Protoss' gas

though my friends whom i live with could tell some nice stories, traffic signs, number plates, etc
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
January 16 2010 07:46 GMT
#137
lol stole some candy like gum, chocolate bars when i was a kid cuz my mom wouldnt let me have it
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Suc
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia1569 Posts
January 16 2010 07:48 GMT
#138
On January 16 2010 14:52 Pure.Freedom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2010 14:24 Probe. wrote:
I stole a sign that says "3-way". It's hanging in my room now so that one day it may come true.


Im rootin for ya buddy

Hahaha, please tell me I'm not the only one who notices this.

On January 16 2010 16:44 Geo.Rion wrote:
a Protoss' gas

This really made me laugh out loud.

Mine would probably stealing some girl's pens in year 4, which I gave back in like 2 days :S
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-16 07:57:42
January 16 2010 07:57 GMT
#139
some ideas from other people

your gf

a deaf hobo right off the street
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
January 16 2010 08:00 GMT
#140
Someone stole my POGS back in elementary school.

I found out who it was during recess (by checking all the bags) and then took all of mine back, and stole the rest of his. I got like 50 Slammers MUAHAHAHAHA
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
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